Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 57

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When I got home and chatted with Jing's mother about the video, Jing Huan realized that several of her hair were up.

The video was switched on, and the woman on the screen was wearing a compact small suit, her hair was tucked behind her head, her face was delicately made up, and her eyebrows and eyes were somewhat similar to Jing Huan's.

Seeing Jing Huan's actions, the corners of the woman's lips lifted lightly: "It's so windy in your school?"

"It's okay." Jing Huan looked at her surroundings, "Mom, it's so late, are you still at work?"

"Well, the last bit of work, I'll go back when I'm done." Jing Ma closed the documents, "How are you doing recently? Are you used to living in the new house?"

Every time the mother and son chat, they come and go, in the form of question and answer.

"I have a few days off in a while, and I want to visit you with my dad." After a while, Jing's mother entered the topic, "You too, there was a holiday last month, why didn't you go home?"

"It's not Gao Zixiang who dragged me to the hot spring hotel." Jing Huan pushed the pot.

"You don't want to go by yourself, can Zixiang scream at you?" Jing Ma turned her pen and raised her eyebrows, "Honestly speaking, have you been in love recently?"

Jing Huan didn't even think about it: "No, how is it possible..."

Jing's mother began to settle the account: "Then what are you busy with recently? You used to call me once a week. How long has it been since the semester started, and how many times have you called?"

I'm busy making scumbags.

Jing Huan: "I'm busy with something, I'll call you every day in the future."

"I don't need it every day, it's too annoying." Jing Ma glanced at the calendar on the table. "On the eighth of next month, I will see you with my dad."

"Okay, you can come whenever you want." Jing Huan asked, "Do you want me to pick you up at the station?"

"No, let's go by car and travel nearby for a few days. Your dad has already booked a hotel room."

"..." It's just a matter of the way to visit me.

After hanging up the phone, Jing Huan turned on the computer slowly, and as soon as he logged into the WeChat on the PC, he saw 99+ messages in the gang group chat.

He has become accustomed to it. There are more than 200 living people in this gang. They can chat more than each other, and they can chat hundreds of things during a class.

Jing Huan boarded the game, clicked on the chat box at the top of the friend list, and sent a message.

[Friends] Little Sweet View: Brother, I'm here [Blowing kisses]

This process has become his habit.

Jiu Xia's friend list is sorted by intimacy, the higher the intimacy, the higher the position. If you form a team to fight in the game, the intimacy will be +1, and the one with the highest intimacy with Jing Huan is yearning for it.

Their intimacy is already 3300.

Enough to get married.

Jing Huan leaned back on the chair and typed lazily.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, our intimacy is 3300. When will you marry me and go home

[Friend] Yearning for it: I am 9999 intimacy with Lu Chuchu.

9999 is the upper limit of intimacy among ordinary friends. Unless it is a marriage relationship, no matter how many battles, it can only be stuck at 9999.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Then he can't marry you. Even if you queue up, it's my turn! [beat the table]

[Friend] Yearning for it: Come and download this book.

[Friend] Little Sweet King: Come and marry me.

[Friend] Yearning for it: the main city teleporter.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Yue Lao Temple Yue Lao.

[Friend] Yearning for it: Be good.

Half a minute later, Xiaohuxian reluctantly walked to the teleporter in the main city.

As soon as I entered the team, I heard that love is for you to eat and chat with Lu Chi.

"Why haven't I seen you collect the God of War materials recently?" Love asked you to eat.

"Good auntie, don't mention God of War to me during this time." Lu Chuchu said, "I'm going to jump off a cliff in Luohua Valley to commit suicide."

Jing Huan said thoughtfully: "It's actually better to go to Wuya Peak when you jump off the cliff. You have to jump twice to die in Luohua Valley, but once on Wuya Peak is enough."

Lu Chuchu complained: "I tip you off every day, but you still treat me like this, Xiao Jingjing, you are so cruel."

Jing Huan hurriedly explained: "I'm just making a suggestion, isn't it unbearable to watch you dance twice..."

"Reminder?" Xiang Huaizhi repeated.

Aware of the leak, Lu Hang coughed and changed the subject: "What, there is still one person missing, let me call. We have to quickly find another regular teammate, it's always uncomfortable to bring a savage."

Xiang Huaizhi knew that eight out of ten letters he reported were his own, and he didn't bother to bother: "Well."

He opened the equipment bar, and just wanted to check the remaining durability of the equipment, a line of prompts popped up.

[Kissing Fish Fish added you as a friend. 】

Xiang Huaizhi didn't care, adding friends was a one-sided matter, as long as he didn't add the other party, he wouldn't occupy his friend position.

He can receive dozens of messages about adding friends almost every day, and he has long been used to it.

As a result, within a few seconds, the other party sent a message.

[Stranger] Kiss Yuyu: Xiang Huaizhi! ! !

[Stranger] Yearning for it:…

Xiang Huaizhi opened the information on Kissing Yuyu, the full-level female warrior, the gang name was blank, and even the fashion was empty, it looked like it was just bought from the exchange.

He could guess with his feet who it was.

Lu Chuchu roared in the world, and many players added him. He watched it in his temporary friends for a long time and asked, "What sect are we called? Nurse output or seal?"

Love is divided into you and said: "Call an output, and the two output will kill faster."

"Row… "

"Stop calling." Xiang Huaizhi interrupted them, "I have someone coming."

When these words came out, everyone was stunned.

Jing Huan was leaning on the waist pad to play with his mobile phone, but when he heard it, he immediately tightened his nerves and sat up straight.

Who can you call for

Didn't he say he had no friends...

Lu Hang was also taken aback: "Who is it?"

Xiang Huaizhi didn't respond: "Captain, give it to me."

Lu Hang gave him the position of captain, and he longed for it to pull the team and go to the field.

They walked all the way to one of the advanced maps in the Nine Heroes scene, Sen Luo Temple.

Senluo Temple is a level 150 wild map. The wild monsters are ferocious and the rewards are only a little better than another full-level map. Players rarely choose to gain experience here, so the map is full of wild monsters, and it has to be triggered when you walk two steps. a fight.

Jing Huan couldn't help but ask, "Brother, where are we going?"

"Pick up someone."

Five minutes later, Jing Huan finally saw players other than them on the map.

She is a female warrior, with empty hands and no equipment on her body. She is wearing the most primitive clothes in the game, with the unique symbol of female warriors hanging on her waist - a scabbard.

She stood in the middle of several wild monsters, motionless.

Others in the team also saw her, and Lu Tiao murmured: "I'm streaking in this wild picture, are you looking for death? It's not as good as me jumping off the flower valley..."

[Kissing Yuyu joins the team. 】

Lu Hang: "..."

"Xiang... Brother!!" Kissing Yuyu remembered Xiang Huaizhi's threat just now, his name was halfway through, he changed his words temporarily, and said angrily, "Why are you here so slow! I was almost pecked to death by these crows! I won't come back to you again. You can only pick me up at the respawn point!"

elder brother…

The two onlookers in the team couldn't help but glance at Xiao Tianjing.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Who made you stand here?"

Jing Huan's heart sank.

what's up.

How can you let her call your brother!

"Then what can I do! I was here as soon as I got on the number. Did the original owner of this number do it on purpose?" Kissing Yuyu said angrily, "There is no flying flag or blue teleportation on my body, so I can't leave at all. Drop. Too much!"

Xiang Huaizhi took the team back to the portal: "What are you doing in this area?"

"I'm looking for you to play. The gang in that district has been disbanded. It's boring."

"I don't have time to play with you."

"You have it, I don't care, I'll follow you anyway!"

Kissing Yuyu gave a "hum", and then said hello to the team: "Hello everyone, thank you for taking care of my brother, and we can play together in the future~"

what

What is this palace-like speech! !

Jing Huan stared at the character he yearned for, and he was about to stare through the person, and the other party didn't say anything to refute the "brother" that kissed Yuyu.

Lu Hang was quiet for a while before he said, "Okay, let's play together later."

"Brother, I don't have any equipment for this number, you can buy me a few." Soon, Kiss Yuyu spoke again.

Xiang Huaizhi's tone was indifferent: "Buy it yourself."

"I've maxed out my card this month, why don't you buy it for me!" Kissed Yuyu coquettishly, "I'll listen to you after I buy it!"

Jing Huan sneered.

Save it girl, this is already a bad trick I use.

He longed to eat this set, and both Laozi and his children gave him a litter...

"Everything listens to me?"

The yearning tone hesitated and repeated it.

hesitate

I don't allow you to hesitate, you fucking!

"It's all up to you!" Kissing Yuyu said, "You say one and I don't say two! You say go left and I don't go right! You say... "

"Add to cart," Xiang Huaizhi didn't want to listen to her flattery, so he interrupted her coolly, "then send me the link."

Jing Huan: "..."

fuck!

what's up? !

Jing Huan instantly felt that the milk tea at hand was not sweet.

Love is for you to eat and quickly sent a private chat to ask him how sacred this kissing fish is, if he had heard of it before.

Jing Huan didn't reply because he was also a little confused.

Why did the old friend meet again

Why are you brothers and sisters?

Why did you empty the shopping cart? ? ! !

"Brother, I've picked it up, you can buy it quickly, and I can buy it with you!" Kissing Yuyu came back soon, and she didn't have enough time to look at the equipment, she should have been prepared long ago.

The heart yearns for it: "Okay, take it."

A few seconds later, the female fighters in the team were equipped with more equipment, and their whole body exuded purple light.

Wearing a purple outfit, at least five figures.

Jing Huan was completely restless.

He quickly opened the chat box he longed for.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, who is she...

[Friend] Yearning for: my sister.

There was no hesitation, and the reply time was less than three seconds.

Jing Huan froze instantly.

what a sister! Why is it my sister again! Why do you have so many sisters! ! !

And so eloquently! !

Fuck! You scumbag! ! die! give me death! ! !

Jing Huan tapped the keyboard, and typed all the swear words he would know in his life into the dialog box.

After putting together a hundred words, he took a deep breath and calmly deleted it.

No, he can't fall short.

But he was really pissed.

Jing Huan felt that he had never been so angry before, and felt as if his chest was blocked by something, and he was rampaging inside with a sullen breath.

The little fox fairy in the team suddenly stood still, raised an eyebrow at Huaizhi, and just wanted to remind him to operate.

[Friend] Little Sweet King: Behind a successful man, there can only be one younger sister. —Lu Xun

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Yearning for it: Lu Xun never said this.

[Friend] Yearning for it: What does it mean

[Friend] Yearning for it:

The news sinks into the sea, frowns at Huaizhi, is this busy

Just as he was about to type, Lu Hang opened his mouth first: "Everyone get ready, BOSS right away."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Wait a minute, the Fox Immortal Cave is not here."

it is good.

The sound of "Fox Immortal Cave" poured a hundred barrels of oil into Jing Huan's head.

Holding his breath, he responded in a stern voice, "I'm here."

Xiang Huaizhi frowned: "Since he is here, why don't you reply to the news?"

"I... just came back," Jing Huan said subconsciously, "Brother."

He regretted it after calling.

Call a fart brother!

"Brother?" Kissing Yuyu was stunned for a while, and then asked, "Are you calling me brother?"

"Yes." Jing Huan paused, "Can't you?"

Kiss Yuyu: "Why do you call him brother?"

I still want to ask you.

Jing Huan laughed softly and asked, "Why do you call him brother?"

"Why can't I call him brother?" Kiss Yuyu said, "he is my brother."

"It's a coincidence," Jing Huan said, "he's my brother too."

Kissing Yuyu wondered: "But he only has my sister..."

Jing Huan laughed angrily: "Why, you have engraved on his face? It says 'Kiss Yuyu's exclusive brother'? Can't others call?"

Everyone in the team was dazed by this brother and sister, and no one could speak for a while.

Kissing Yuyu asked in shock, "Brother, who is this person?"

Xiang Huaizhi seemed to understand a little.

But he wasn't quite sure.

After a long while, he said hesitantly, "Kissing Yuyu is my sister..."

Jing Huan interrupted him irritably: "I know she's your sister!"

"Cousin."

"What about my cousin? Come on, you have so many sisters, you don't need to introduce them to me one by one..." The voice stopped abruptly.

There was ten seconds of silence in the voice.

Xiang Huaizhi knew that he had guessed right, so he thought it was funny, and then explained to him slowly.

"It's the daughter of my father's own brother."

Jing Huan: "… "

Want you to explain? !

Did I go to kindergarten? !

Jing Huan blushed, recalling the conversation he had just had with Kissing Yuyu, and wished he could burrow into the crack in the ground, plug it up again, and spend the rest of his life in it.

He was so embarrassed that he subconsciously covered his face with his hands, feeling the heat: "Oh, oh... hello cousin."

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."