Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 58

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Kissing Yuyu was stunned for a moment, and when he recalled the tone of the girl's words to him just now, he immediately understood.

She and Xiang Huaizhi played together from childhood to adulthood. She knew how attractive her cousin was and how cold his personality was on weekdays, especially towards girls.

For a while, she even suspected that Xiang Huaizhi was gay. She couldn't help but mention it during a meal, and was beaten by her parents.

But now, Xiang Huaizhi has left a girl named his brother in the fixed team, and the relationship between the two seems to be pretty good.

After kissing Yuyu, I became interested: "What do you call me?"

Jing Huan was startled, and even more embarrassed.

He raised his hand and rubbed his hair, leaning back on the chair.

No, why did he just mess with the little girl...

"I... called it wrong," he said dully, "I'm sorry."

"It's okay," Kissing Yuyu asked, "are you and my brother real friends or game friends..."

"The female warrior goes around and uses a combo." Xiang Huaizhi interrupted their conversation, "Give me the blood pool."

Kissing Yuyu whispered "tsk": "Okay, okay, got it."

Jing Huan didn't speak any more, stepped forward and put a mouthful of blood in the pool. After the CD was finished, he went around behind the boss again, and the female warrior was also full of blood.

Five minutes later, the boss fell to the ground, and several people were teleported back to the main city. Xiang Huaizhi didn't stay in place for a long time, and continued to go to the dungeon messenger to rush to the next book.

"Ah, another book?" Kiss Yuyu pouted, "Go do something interesting."

Xiang Huaizhi: "You go by yourself."

"Why are you like this..."

"Cousin, what do you want to do?" Lu Hang said, "Brother will take you there."

Lu Hang and Kissing Yuyu had met each other, but they didn't speak to each other, so he didn't even hear that the voice belonged to her that night.

"Don't yell," said Kissing Yuyu, "Except for the next book, everything else is fine. Playing in the arena, turning on the edgestone... It's also possible to find someone to play a million-dollar game."

The ten thousand yuan game, called the battle of life and death in the game, is a PK between two teams of players under the condition of notarization by the system, and there are wagering settings.

The upper limit of gambling in the game is very low. Players usually increase their chips in private, usually starting at 10,000 yuan. Therefore, players call this kind of battle "10,000 yuan game". Every day there are ten thousand yuan bureaus to watch, but I haven't seen them much in Jinghuashuiyueli.

People in this area like wild map sneak attacks.

It seems that this cousin is also a RMB player, and his hobbies are only PK and spending money.

"That won't work, a harmonious society, you can't fight." Lu Hang said, "Otherwise, after I finish this book, I'll take you to see the scenery?"

"What kind of scenery is your big man looking at?" Kissing Yuyu said in disgust, "It's too motherly."

Lu Hang: "..."

Kissing Yuyu glanced at the time: "Brother, or you can go to the arena with me later."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't even think about it: "Don't fight."

"why!"

"I have teammates."

"Who?"

"Fox Immortal Cave."

Huxiandong was suddenly cued, and immediately said generously: "It's okay, don't worry about me, you all go."

Kissing Yuyu thought for a while, and didn't speak any more, but directly opened a private chat with his friends.

[Friend] Kissing Yuyu: Brother, what is your relationship with this little sweet scene

[Friends] Yearning for it: children don't care so much.

[Friend] Kiss Yuyu: I'm two years younger than you? !

[Friend] Kiss Yuyu: Are you married

[Friend] Kissing Yuyu: Probably not, not even the title of husband and wife...

[Friend] Kissing Yuyu: Is that the beginning of online dating? Ready to get married? Or ambiguous objects

The news was sinking into the sea, but Xiang Huaizhi's game characters kept moving.

[Friend] Kiss Yuyu: If you don't answer me, I'll ask her myself [smiles]

[Friend] Yearning for it: Give me back the equipment just now.

[Friend] Kiss Yuyu: Why are you like this!

Xiang Huaizhi knew that his cousin was not a quiet master, so when she couldn't hold back her curiosity, she would definitely ask Jing Huan.

[Friends] yearning for it: just ordinary friends.

[Friends] Kiss Yuyu: Ordinary friends call you brother?

[Friend] Yearning for it: When did you gossip like this

[Friend] Kiss Yuyu: I've always been gossipy.

[Friend] Yearning for it: The new year is coming soon.

[Friend] Kiss Yuyu: ? ?

[Friend] Yearning for it: If you want to go home for a good New Year, don't bother her.

Kissing Fish Fish was shocked.

They have been together since they were young, and Xiang Huaizhi did not know how much she had held in his hands, but he had never threatened her with these things. This was the first time, and it was for a netizen.

Kissing the fish is more certain!

There must be something wrong with them! ! !

Jing Huan didn't know that he had become a topic of conversation between his brothers and sisters. He felt ashamed when he recalled the conversation just now, but he couldn't help but think about it.

In the end, it was the WeChat prompt that rescued him.

If he was granted an amnesty, he immediately picked up his phone, thinking that now whoever is looking for him will be caught and chatted for hours.

Counselor: Are you there

never mind.

Jing Huan blankly closed the dialog box.

He should continue to be ashamed.

Counselor: I know you're here. What's the matter with your avatar

Counselor: Come out, I have something to discuss with you.

Xiaojing: I just saw, what's the matter, teacher.

Counselor: Did you have a good class this week

Xiaojing: Look at what you said, did I skip class

Counselor: [smiles]

Xiaojing: [smiles]

Counselor: Okay, let's get down to business with you. At the beginning of next month, our school has a party, you know

Xiaojing: I don't know.

Counselor: I didn’t draw the lottery well. Our class has a program, a stage play, and you will come as well.

Xiaojing:

Do your own business, draw your own lottery and play it yourself, don't you understand such a simple truth!

Xiaojing: I have never acted in a stage play. You can ask someone else, teacher.

Counselor: You're the first actor I've decided on. You don't need to know how to do it. You can just stick around and stay still. But I heard Wen Hao say that you sing very well

Xiaojing: You believe his nonsense, he still says he is thin every day.

counselor:…

Counselor: Don't attack your classmates. You are the face of our class, you must go up, and if you are there, the enthusiasm of your classmates will be higher. Come to the classroom on Saturday and see what roles are assigned to you.

The two chatted about this matter for more than half an hour, and finally the counselor couldn't bear it anymore and started to count his truancy deeds in the past few weeks, Jing Huan had no choice but to let go.

Jing Huan felt ashamed at the thought of performing a stage play in front of the alumni.

When a stage actor comes on stage, it is called acting, and when he comes on stage, it is called funny.

Thinking about going to Lu Wenhao to settle accounts, just after he finished the book, he threw out a sentence, "Then I'll get 886 first" and quit the team.

Before I could make an appointment, my friend's message flashed first.

[Friend] Yearning for it: Don't play the arena at night

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: 0.0 Don't you want to bring a cousin

[Friend] Yearning for it: don't take her.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Wouldn't that be too good...

[Friend] Yearning for it: No, come to the entrance of the arena.

Jing Huan hesitated, but went anyway.

No way, licking a dog is so humble.

Halfway through the fight, Xiang Huaizhi vaguely realized that something was wrong with him: "What's wrong with you?"

"Huh?" Jing Huan was taken aback, "Did I make a mistake?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "You don't speak."

Jing Huan sighed: "It's nothing, the counselor came to me just now..."

"Are you caught skipping class?"

"How is that possible!" Jing Huan said, "Just let me perform on stage at the school celebration next month."

School celebration

Xiang Huaizhi thought about it, and it seemed that there was such a thing.

"What's so annoying about that."

"I don't want to go, I don't know how to act, and I'm not interested in singing." Jing Huan said, "I just want to sing for my brother."

"Then you sing."

"I... ah?" Jing Huan was stunned.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Don't you want to sing for me?"

That's a rainbow fart! Let it go and it's over! Is there no aftermarket one? !

Jing Huan laughed dryly: "We are playing in the arena, brother, is it inconvenient..."

"This game is over soon, you can hang up."

"?"

I pit myself.

Jing Huan now wants to travel back to two minutes ago, knocking himself out in front of the computer and dragging him away.

With the water poured out of the words he said, Jing Huan bit his head and opened his music software, and glanced at the playlist—

"Sailor", "Ordinary Road", "Cao Cao"...

It doesn't look like a song that girls should sing.

"... What does brother want to hear?"

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows: "Is there a song service?"

That's not.

There is also a service of beating the dead into the burial, one-stop service without charging you or not.

He euphemistically said: "I don't necessarily know how to sing what you said."

Jing Huan didn't know how reluctant his own tone sounded now.

Xiang Huaizhi smiled. He didn't really want to hear him sing with a voice changer, but he just felt that his mouth was a sweet talk and couldn't get used to it.

Loving someone doesn't have to be pleasing everywhere.

It's okay to face yourself, if you change to someone else, wouldn't you be bullied to death.

Thinking of this, Xiang Huaizhi unconsciously lowered the corner of his mouth and took back his smile.

"Forget it," Xiang Huaizhi continued to match his opponent after replenishing the medicine on his body, "Next time, the next match is about to begin."

Jing Huan was searching Baidu for "what songs do boys like to listen to girls sing", when she heard the words, she replied dumbly, "Oh..."

This man changed his face so fast, he must have been a singer in his last life.

The next day, in the classroom.

"Dad, Dad, I was wrong, really wrong." Lu Wenhao folded his hands and bowed to the person next to him, the flesh on his arm trembling, "I really didn't think he wanted to ask you to act in a stage play."

"You didn't think of a fart." Jing Huan gave him an angry look, "You're done, don't run after class."

"I really don't know! He asked me how you sing and dance, and I said you can sing well, but dancing is killing people..."

Jing Huan looked at him suspiciously: "Then where did he arrange for you?"

"Ah?" Lu Wenhao blinked innocently, "Xiang'er and I are both in the props group."

Gao Zixiang still had a good conscience and nodded: "To be honest, I was by my side when they were chatting."

have to.

Jing Huan's sullen breath had nowhere to go, so he had to swallow it by himself.

Halfway through the class, Jing Huan was so sleepy that he couldn't listen, so he simply took out his phone to play.

Before opening the game, he first sent a message to Xin Xingzhi.

Then five rounds of Tetris were over, and he hadn't heard back.

Jing Huan cut back to the dialog box and jabbed the other person's avatar with his index finger.

Don't reply to your father's news!

He didn't realize that the people around him had been frowning at him for a long time.

"Huanhuan," Lu Wenhao finally couldn't hold back, and asked him, "Are we good brothers?"

Jing Huan didn't turn his head back and focused on stacking cubes: "It depends on the situation."

"..." Lu Wenhao was silent, "Is it the first to tell you when I was dating online?"

"I don't really want to know."

"Come on, just say yes!"

"... That's right."

"Then tell your brother honestly now," Lu Wenhao asked with a serious expression, "Are you in love? Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you!"

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, and the horizontal block fell, blocking the two spaces he had carefully arranged.

He turned his head and frowned suspiciously: "Aren't you awake?"

"I'm awake," Lu Wenhao said. "No, you look like you're falling in love now."

"?"

Lu Wenhao stretched out his fingers and broke him one by one: "One, when you just played the game, you cut WeChat a dozen times."

"Fart," Jing Huan interrupted him, "Can't I wait for news from my friends?"

"You didn't wait so diligently for your mother's news. It's alright. Listen to me and continue." Lu Wenhao put away another finger. Girlfriend Lianmai, right?"

"..." Shit, he really guessed half of it right.

"Three, your avatar has changed, and the style of your circle of friends has also changed," Lu Wenhao said, "Is it for that girl?"

"..." Gan, I guessed 90% right this time.

"Fourth, your way of speaking is also very strange recently, and you always add tone particles," Lu Wenhao raised his thick eyebrows incomprehensibly, "Did you learn from her?"

"Five, she didn't reply to your news just now, your face is blackened, it must be your object, or you like others..."

Jing Huan interrupted him with a cold face: "If you count in my ear again, I will take out the photos of your ex's online dating partner and put them in your ancestral hall."

Lu Wenhao finally shut up.

After class, they walked out of the classroom together and discussed whether to go to the city on weekends.

"Lu Wenhao?"

The three turned back together and saw Lu Hang and Xiang Huaizhi standing behind them.

Xiang Huaizhi is looking down at his phone, and he raises his eyes slightly after hearing this.

Lu Hang smiled: "I see you from a distance, where are you going?"

"Going to eat," Lu Wenhao asked, "Brother Lu, why are you here?"

"The classroom where we have a class has been moved to this teaching building, just after class," Lu Hang still holds a basketball in his hand, "how about it, do you want to play for a while?"

"Okay." Gao Zixiang responded and paused, "But it's time, there's no place in the stadium, right?"

Lu Hang winked at him: "I let someone stay and go."

Xiang Huaizhi threw the phone into his pocket: "You can call, I won't go."

Jing Huan immediately said, "I'm not going either."

Lu Wenhao asked fearlessly: "Why, rushing back to Lianmai again..."

Jing Huan raised his fist towards him.

Lu Wenhao hurried to hide: "wrong, wrong, just kidding."

So after going downstairs, the five people left again in two groups.

Walking with Xiang Huaizhi, Jing Huan couldn't help but look down at his shoes.

"Why, want to step on it again?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan shook his head violently: "I don't want to."

After taking a few steps, Jing Huan felt that something was wrong and looked around.

"What's wrong?" Noticing his movement, he asked Huaizhi.

Jing Huan's expression was complicated: "Then what, brother... Do you think many people are watching us?"

Xiang Huaizhi didn't feel it.

He can also receive a lot of attention at ordinary times, and he can't tell the difference between today and the past.

"do not think so."

Jing Huan wondered: "That might be my illusion..."

Walking to the men's bedroom, Jing Huan just wanted to say goodbye to the people around him, when he saw that the boy didn't stop and walked in front of him.

He was stunned: "Brother?"

Xiang Huaizhi stopped: "Well."

"Aren't you going back to the bedroom?"

"It's all here," Xiang Huaizhi said in a natural tone, "Let's go to lunch together."

The two went to the braised chicken restaurant again.

During the meal, Jing Huan took out his mobile phone, only to find that Xin Xingzhi had replied to him.

Looking at the time, it was just after class, he was probably walking, so he didn't hear the beep.

After he was full, Jing Huan just wanted to pay the bill, but Xiang Huaizhi had already scanned the QR code to pay.

"Let's go." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan held the phone and blinked: "Oh... oh."

Walking out of the door of the restaurant, it is still the milk tea shop.

Xiang Huaizhi: "Do you want to drink milk tea?"

"Drink it..." Jing Huan said hurriedly, "I'll buy it myself!"

Xiang Huaizhi walked to the end of the queue: "I want to buy coffee too."

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan came out of the milk tea shop with three cups of milk tea again.

He stood on the side of the road with a bewildered expression on his face.

Why did he feel... this scene seemed familiar

Xiang Huaizhi took the coffee and walked to him: "Then I'll go back first."

"Oh, well... Hey wait!" Jing Huanteng grabbed his clothes.

Xiang Huaizhi turned back and looked at him questioningly.

Jing Huan returned to his senses and asked him, "Can we go to the side and say a few words?"

The two sat on the seats outside the milk tea shop.

Jing Huan put the milk tea on the table and asked straight to the point: "Brother, do you have anything to ask me for help?"

Xiang Huaizhi didn't understand: "What?"

"I mean," Jing Huan sat up straight, "if you need to ask me for help with something, just say it directly, you don't need to... go through so many procedures."

"… "

Xiang Huaizhi found that Jing Huan's brain circuit seemed to be different from ordinary people's.

He laughed, just about to answer.

But Jing Huan leaned forward and asked him in a low voice, "Do you like any girl in our class?"

"?"

"Don't be shy, brother, I've met this a few times, I'll definitely help you." Jing Huan asked, "Which girl is it? But I'm not too familiar with the girls in the class, so I guess I can only help you with contact information. "

"… "

Jing Huan thought of something and said with a smile, "But I didn't expect that you would worry about chasing people even with your condition."

The boy smiled and took a sip of milk tea. Xiang Huaizhi frowned and stared at him, his eyes were subtle, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

After a long while, he recovered his voice: "I didn't want to chase anyone."

Jing Huan said "Ah".

"I don't need anyone's contact information." Xiang Huaizhi got up with his coffee, looked down at him, his tone was flat,

"I just want to invite you to dinner. I have no other intentions and no intentions. You don't have to think about it."