Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 62

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Jing Huan blinked and looked at the two lines of words on the phone screen.

The tone is fierce, and there is some ruthlessness.

Looking at it, the corners of his mouth suddenly turned upward, followed by an increasingly larger arc, and finally laughed.

Twelve minutes, and only suffocate this word?

Jing joyfully picked up the phone, bent his index finger, and tapped twice on the avatar he longed for.

Scumbag, scumbag.

If your heart didn't fluctuate a little bit just now, I would follow your surname.

Although Jing Huan has never been in love, he has also seen a pig run.

Lu Wenhao often does this in the bedroom, holding his mobile phone and asking nervously, "Oh my god, what should I say to this sentence!"

After struggling for a few minutes, he replied to his wife with a foolish look: "Oh, I see."

The longer Jing Huan found out, the more he felt that Lu Wenhao was deceived at first.

Xiang Huaizhi returned home and put the chicken feet on the coffee table next to the mahjong table.

"Thank you Xiang Bao, why is it so slow." While playing cards, Xiang Ma did not forget to wink at her son.

Xiang Huaizhi instantly thought of the scene where Jing Huan was wearing a suit and winking at him.

There was no impurities in the boy's eyes, clean and beautiful, his posture was elegant and calm, and the girls in the audience seemed to be looking at him.

Xiang Huaizhi took back his thoughts, said "um" in a low voice, and after saying hello to Xiang Ma's sisters, he turned around and went back to his room.

As soon as the door closed, he became the main talking point at the mahjong table.

"I haven't seen him for a while, Xiaoxiang is getting more and more handsome as he grows. It's really inherited from you."

"Yeah, he's tall and good at studying. My family should be half as good as Xiaoxiang. I don't know how much I can save."

Xiang Ma took a sip of tea and shook his head slowly: "What's the use of being handsome, there is no peach blossom in such a big size, I really envy you, I can feel the fun of catching a child's puppy love."

Xiang Huaizhi returned to the room, changed his clothes and lay on the bed.

He had just been standing on the road for ten minutes. The night in the late autumn was cold and windy, and his fingers were still cold.

The phone vibrated, and he lifted it up to his face.

Xiaojing: woohoo…

Xiaojing: In the future, I will never fuck with men other than my brother, brother, don't be cruel to me T▽T

Xiang Huaizhi frowned, his expression subtle.

He almost admitted it just now.

At that time, he was standing in front of the supermarket, looking at the word "yes" in the input box, he was stunned for a long time, and then he pursed his lips and deleted it.

Something was out of control, he could feel it.

Xiang Huaizhi was in a trance when his phone rang twice again.

Xiaojing: When my brother was alive, I was my brother's person.

Xiaojing: After my brother died, I was my brother's little widow ヾ(≧ ≦*)o

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

It doesn't seem to be the case.

He frowned a little, not understanding how a boy who usually looks good and serious is so rude on the Internet.

Xiang: I didn't kill you.

Xiang: Do you usually talk like this in reality

Xiaojing: How is that possible! ! !

Xiaojing: No matter where I am, I only say that to my brother alone =3=

Towards:…

Xiang: It's late, let's go to bed.

Xiaojing: It's only nine o'clock, brother, are we going to sleep now >.

[Currently] Kissing Yuyu: Oh, I see, what a miserable man.

[Currently] yearning for it:

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Don't sow discord! I'm not green my brother! !

[Current] Lu Changchu: Hmm, isn't it because I played a few arenas with other men and lost a few points? It doesn't matter ^^

[Current] Lu Chuchu: Xiang Xiang told me that he chose to forgive.

Xiang Huaizhi picked up the slippers and threw them over.

Lu Hang quickly paid the price for his remarks. In one night in the arena, he met Xiang Huaizhi three times in a row.

"Dad—" Lu Hang said hoarsely, "Dad, all the mistakes are the son's fault. You raise your hand and let me have a game, I beg you!!"

Xiang Huaizhi ignored him and ruthlessly knocked the man to the ground.

[Currently] Kissing Yuyu: Sister-in-law [crying], be merciful.

Xiaohuxian immediately stood still.

[current] Sweetie: [nods]

Xiang Huai paused: "What water do you put in, do you still want to get 3,000 points?"

"Yes," Jing Huan said pitifully, "but I want to be Yuyu's sister-in-law."

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi: "Can a sister-in-law buy you with just one sentence?"

"Hmm." Jing Huan said softly, "You can call me wife, and they can give you the number."

Xiang Huaizhi's hand blade cousin, simply ended the conversation neatly.

Lu Hang lost several times in a row, and shouted angrily: "Damn, I lost more than 50 points in one night! It's almost catching up with Xiaojingjinglu, you lost that night!"

Xiang Huaizhi also threw the other shoe away.

Lu Hang skillfully avoided his shoes, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "No, you have cost me so many points, you must accompany me to eat chicken and kill people to vent your anger!"

It just so happened that their dungeons for this week have been completed, and there is nothing to do.

"It's your own skills that are inferior to others."

"So what! I'm weak and I'm justified!" Lu Hang opened the discussion group, "I'll go to the group and shout, and then call two teammates."

"Wait." Xiang Huaizhi stopped him, his tone as usual, "Just call one, the two of me."

"Ah? That's right, Chi Chi also said he was coming." Lu Hang quickly opened the Chi Chi client, "Who did you call, send me your name, and I'll invite him."

Xiang Huaizhi made a sound of "um", and suddenly remembered something when he turned on the accelerator: "Do you have any extra chicken-eating accounts?"

After Jing Huan learned the news, Shi Wan hurriedly opened the chicken, rushed to the mall, and bought a set of exaggerated skirts.

When paying the bill, he was moved by himself.

Be the most dedicated liar and deceive the most scumbag man.

Half a minute later, a pure female student in a white-lined gray short skirt appeared in the game interface.

Xiang Huai was stunned, raised his eyes to confirm his ID.

… is "kaixinjiuhao" that's right.

"Just be happy..." Lu Hang subconsciously spelled out Jing Huan's game name, "Xiao Jingjing, you are quite optimistic."

Jing Huan smiled shyly, secretly glad that he didn't take a "nijingdad", otherwise he would have to create a new account today.

"Brother," as soon as he entered the waiting airport, Jing Huan ran to the side of the yearning, shaking the character's head left and right at him, "I'm a good cook... You have to protect me, woo woo woo."

Lu Wenhao once said that men usually don't like girls who are too strong.

The weaker you are, the more protective a man is.

Sure enough, Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "Don't stay too far from me for a while."

"It's okay, just play," Lu Hang said. "With two girls, 80% of them won't be able to eat chicken."

Three minutes later, love is divided into you to kill a whole team of sprayers, walk to Lu Hang who was knocked down by the enemy, and ask him while loading the bomb, "What did you just say?"

"Say that I and Xiang Xiang are counting on you two to take us to eat chicken." Lu Hang said without changing his face, "Sister pull me."

Xiang Huaizhi landed in another building, he knocked down his opponent with a submachine gun, and looked back at the people who had been following him.

He laughed: "You don't have to... follow so closely."

Do you think Lao Tzu thinks! !

Jing Huan said aggrievedly: "Brother, I don't have a gun..."

Xiang Huai paused and threw the other gun on his shoulder to him.

After clearing the enemies in the city, the four of them sat in the car and headed for the safe area.

Love is divided. You looked at the gun behind Yan Jinghuan and smiled: "Jingjing, why are you still carrying an S686 on your back? This gun is very rubbish in the later stage. Why didn't you pick up so many rifles just now?"

Jing Huan said: "This gun was given to me by my brother, and I am reluctant to change it."

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Love is divided between you: "Excuse me."

Lu Chuchu: "I guessed it long ago, so I didn't ask."

Arriving in another city, Jing Huan jumped out of the car and heard a sentence coming from the earphones.

"come over."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't name him by name, but everyone knew who he was calling.

Jing Huan frantically ran to him: "what's the matter, brother."

Xiang Huaizhi threw a rifle full of accessories on the ground.

"You use this one."

Jing Huan didn't expect that he would give him the gun, and was stunned for a moment.

There is no brotherhood in the game. In the past, he and his roommates had to fight chickens. If he wanted accessories, he had to rely on his hand speed, and he had to cheat when necessary.

He had only seen the operation of giving guns to accessories when Lu Wenhao coaxed his little sister.

"Why didn't you pick it up?" Xiang Huaizhi threw another gun down, "I still like this one?"

Depend on.

How could this scumbag be more skilled than Lu Wenhao!

Jing Huan recovered and picked up a gun casually: "...Thank you brother."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't hesitate, picked up the gun on the ground and left.

Looking at his back, Jing Huan blurted out, "Wait."

Xiang Huai paused: "What's wrong."

What's wrong.

Of course it's a gift for you.

Jing Huan thought for a while, then pressed the C key and squatted down.

"Brother, come here," he lowered his voice, "I'll tell you a secret."

Xiang Huaizhi: "It's the voice of the team, you can hear it without getting close."

Jing Huan: "No, come here."

Xiang Huaizhi was a little hesitant, but he could vaguely sense what this person wanted to do.

A few seconds later, Xiang Huaizhi walked up to him and squatted down with him.

I saw Jing Huan put away the gun in his hand, move and move towards him, move and move again.

The two were almost stuck together.

The female character in front of him suddenly tilted her head, as if she was whispering to him.

"The secret is," Jing Huan said quickly with an air tone, "...I like you."

"..." Sure enough.

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly felt that his heart was slightly scratched, and even his auricles itch.

What kind of secret is this.

He was stunned, quietly felt the trembling sensation from his fingertips, and calmly said after a while, "I didn't hear what you said."

Jing Huan's cheeks were also a little hot.

He attributed it to shame, as they do when they lie.

"I said, I like..."

bang bang bang —

Several shots were fired, interrupting him.

Lu Hang couldn't bear it any longer, and shot frantically on the wall with his gun.

"Damn it! You were tortured by you when you played in the arena, and you were tortured by you when you played chicken!" He scolded, "Can't you afford it?!"