After eating chicken, Lu Hang inexplicably ate a mouthful of dog food. He couldn't swallow this breath. After turning off the lights and going to bed, he immediately went to the gang to expose them.
Long Road: Fuck! Xiao Jingjing also said it was a secret! how! When I eat and eat is to die! !
Mo Wen's return date: Hahahaha, who asked you to call them
Benming Zhizhi Taotao: You are asking for trouble.
Xiao Tianjing: Oh my God, you are eavesdropping on such a long journey >.
Lu Chuchu: ? ?
Lu Chuchu: I sharked you.
Sweetie: Ahhh brother QAQ
Yearning for it: Hmm
Xiao Tianjing: Lu Changchu wants to shark me! !
Lu Hang looked up and saw that his relatives and roommates were in the same position as him, holding the phone and lying on their side.
"No, why are you peeking at the screen and not talking, so boring?" Lu Hang couldn't help asking.
Xiang Huaizhi didn't lift his eyes: "I said it."
"Yes, you won't come out until Xiao Jingjing calls you." Lu Hang suddenly asked, "When will you two get married?"
Xiang Huaizhi's typing hand paused.
"Why do we want to get married?"
Lu Hang was stunned: "You are all together, don't get married? Why, don't you want the one hundred gold marriage money? I'll help you out."
Hearing what he said in front of him, Xiang Huaizhi's heart moved slightly, but his voice did not waver: "Not together."
"No..." Lu Hang couldn't help but prop up his body, "Aren't we together? Then what did you say in a whisper just now?"
Xiang Huaizhi: "He has always been like this."
"She's always been like this, but you also walked past, didn't you squat in front of others and listen..."
Xiang Huaizhi looked at the phone screen silently, seemingly serious, but he didn't read a word of the conversation above.
Indeed, he walked by himself.
It's not helplessness or compromise, it's he who wants to go there, wants to get closer, and wants to know what that person has to say to him in private.
On the other end, Lu Hang was still thinking: "You give her back two guns! Usually I ask you to give me some bullets and you have to call me to get out."
Xiang Huaizhi listened absent-mindedly, and was about to interrupt him when he saw a familiar pink avatar appearing on the screen.
Xiao Tianjing: Let me ask everyone~ When will the Lover event start? (^▽^*)
Acacia: It is said that at the end of the month.
Lu Hang: "And my favorite Maimyna thing..."
"What is a lover activity?" Xiang Huaizhi interrupted him.
"Ah?" Lu Hang was stunned for a while, "Aren't you, you don't know this? It's the activity that can improve the intimacy of husband and wife."
Of course Xiang Huaizhi knew the content of the event, but he just didn't know its name.
He gave an "oh" and continued to read the news of the gang.
Jing Huan has already chatted with the people in the gang. In fact, he does not often bubble in the gang, but every time he talks, he can always blow up the diving gang. That's what he's like, he's ready to fight anyone whenever he wants to.
Mo Wen's return date: @小天景 heard that Qiufeng took you to the arena to give away points for one night, you didn't break up with him
Sweetie: How do you know everything...
Qiufeng: @春晓 helped me kick this return date, not gossip, but also provoked my relationship with Xiaojingjing.
Mo asked the return date: No, what is the relationship between the two of you.
Sweetie: Friendship...
Qiu Feng: It's a friendship now, I can't say for sure in the future. [shy]
Little Sweet King: ?
Mo asked the return date: By the way, why were you alone in YY that night? Jiuxia's voice channel can't satisfy you anymore?
Qiu Feng: Don't ask, you just want to enter the small dark room.
Sweetie: He said the game didn't recognize his microphone.
Love is divided among you: you also believe this...
Lu Hang was also watching the group chat and couldn't help but say, "Qiu Feng is really showy."
Xiang Huaizhi had already closed the gang group and opened the dialog with the pink avatar.
Xiang: No class tomorrow
Xiaojing: Yes, there are two T▽T in the morning
Xiang: Then sleep.
Xiaojing: Okay, brother o(*°▽°*)o Let's sleep together~~
Xiaojing: rub rub.
Xiang Huaizhi read these two sentences back and forth several times, and replied "good night" without punctuation. Then he lifted the quilt and got out of bed, picked up the water glass on the table, and drank half a glass of boiled water in one breath.
In a gang.
Mo asked the return date: Xiao Tianjing actually believed such an obvious lie, what does this mean
Benming Zhizhi Taotao: It means that if you continue to bb, you will be hunted down by the gods tomorrow.
Mo Wen’s return date: That’s not going to happen, I would have killed Xiang God if he wanted to kill me. They haven’t moved for so long, that’s why it’s really nothing.
Qiu Feng: Haha, you are right.
Xiao Tianjing: That's my brother! I won't talk to you anymore! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Mo Wen's return date: Don't, let's talk.
Sweetie: No! My brother made me sleepy! waving~
Big brother:
Don't ask about the return date:…
Lu Chuchu: ...? ?
Lu Hang looked at the person opposite the bed with a complex face.
So what the hell is his roommate doing
I kill you, give you points, give you a gun, listen to your whispers, rush you to sleep, but I know we're just friends
—
On weekends, Jing Huan went to a restaurant with his roommates.
Jing Huan could clearly feel the dignified atmosphere at the dinner table. The two boys sat opposite him and ate abruptly with their heads lowered.
When Lu Wenhao raised his hand to ask for the fourth bowl of rice, Jing Huan finally put down his chopsticks: "Why, do you want to empty the store's rice tonight?"
"You don't understand," Lu Wenhao took the meal from the waiter, "We need to strengthen our physical strength."
"Your strength is overflowing." Jing Huan said, "What's the matter?"
Gao Zixiang wiped his mouth with a tissue: "An announcement will be made in the joint area tonight."
"Tonight? Are you sure?" Jing Huan raised his eyebrows, "Which district are you merging with?"
"I don't know yet." Gao Zixiang glanced at his watch, "The announcement will be made at eight o'clock, and there are ten minutes left."
Lu Wenhao chewed the food in his mouth and said vaguely: "The area will be closed at twelve o'clock on time, and it will open at eight o'clock tomorrow morning. It must be a fierce battle by then. It is estimated that we will not have time to eat out in the next few days."
Jing Huan thought it was okay: "Isn't it a good area? It's fun to have a lot of people."
Their area is not a big red area, and the arena is filled with those people, sometimes it feels boring.
"Yeah." Gao Zixiang sighed, "It is estimated that there are corpses everywhere in the back field of the joint area. Either the killer group is robbing business, or the gang is fighting for the first place."
At 7:59, a mobile phone was lying quietly on the dining table. Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang both had serious faces, and they kept refreshing the Nine Heroes official website nervously.
Jing Huan laughed: "As for..."
"You don't understand, our gang leader said that we must grab the right to develop medicinal materials in the main city." Gao Zixiang said, "In case a powerful gang comes to the district of Yihe... Wouldn't it be a battle for three days and three nights?"
"Fuck!" Lu Wenhao swiped out a new game announcement and grabbed Gao Zixiang's shirt tightly with excitement, "Come out and come out - hurry up, f*ck!!"
"Don't fucking tear my clothes," Gao Zixiang said, "Isn't this just prepared?"
Haven't seen the world.
Jing Huan sneered and lowered his head to drink tea to relieve his tiredness.
"In order to increase the players' gaming experience, the merge zone system has been officially launched... The content of the first merge zone of the Nine Heroes is as follows, and the merged server is a godsend... Fuck, it's really our zone," Lu Wenhao scolded and read, "With Jinghuashuiyue?"
Jing Huan almost choked to death on the tea.
Lu Wenhao thought it was wrong, he frowned: "Jinghuashuiyue? Why do I think this district's name is so familiar??"
He and Gao Zixiang glanced at each other, then looked at the other side in unison.
Jing Huan covered her mouth and coughed until her neck was red.
Grass.
Grass fuck.
God messing with me on purpose? ?
Gao Zixiang immediately sat down and patted him on the back, with a complicated expression: "Just listen to the name of the district... As for how angry it is?"
Jing Huan shook her head with red ears: "No, I..."
"Fuck! Huanhuan, don't worry." Lu Wenhao remembered it thoroughly, he slammed the table, "your sister is our sister! I couldn't help you if I wasn't in the same district before, but now I have a chance, I will definitely help You have clearly arranged your yearning for God..."
Jing Huan: "It doesn't have to be..."
"Hao'er is right!" Gao Zixiang nodded again and again, "We must let him know that bullying girls has to pay a price, and bullying our sister, he will die!"
Jing Huan: "Actually it's not that serious..."
"And the one who scolded your sister with the loudspeaker, do you want to kill them together?" Lu Wenhao raised his hand, "It's just a matter of your words!"
Jing Huan: "I really don't need to..."
"That's right!" Gao Zixiang said excitedly, "Huanhuan, if you don't feel relieved, then I will borrow a number for you, and you will kill us with the number, how about it?!"
"I may not have time..." Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief and reminded politely, "I have your heart, but can you kill it?"
"No, why don't you look down on people," Lu Wenhao said, "I can't pick it up one-on-one. Let's form a team, it's alright?"
Jing Huan originally wanted to say that this was inappropriate, but he swallowed the words again.
No, what's inappropriate? Murder is not fair.
If it weren't for the inability to handle it, he would have bought the number five and surrounded it.
But yeah.
But now he just feels that five fights one is not decent, it's too bullying.
He must have been hunted and killed a lot to have this idea.
Jing Huan said earnestly: "Then you can only kill him once. After being killed, you will definitely guard against it. What if he forms a team to fight back?"
"It's okay, we are a district team anyway, how can we let him kill?" Lu Wenhao snorted coldly, "It's best if he chases us, we can always win once in ten times? Wouldn't that be cooler?!"
Jing Huan Xin said, don't say it ten times, I'm afraid you won't be able to kill it twenty times.
The two friends usually didn't feel pain in vain, and they had already discussed the seventy-two ways of dying that they longed for during a meal. Jing Huan, the client sitting opposite, couldn't say a word.
Before parting, Gao Zixiang patted him on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Huanhuan, don't worry, we are brothers, I will help you get revenge, and wait for my good news."
"… "
Jing Huan returned home absentmindedly.
He collapsed on the sofa and opened WeChat slowly.
The gang group has exploded because of the merger.
Chunxiao: I found someone to investigate. The gang that ranks first in the heaven-sent relationship is called Wuji. Their leader has already arranged a team and is ready to attack us at any time, so after the server starts tomorrow, don’t go out of the safe zone casually! Team up every day! At the same time, our gang can't sit still, we can't give up the right to develop medicinal materials in the main city, and the name of the first gang can't be taken away! I have already arranged the killing team, and the list will be posted in the group for everyone to see. This is an emergency, and I hope everyone can work together to help the gang get through this difficult time! @all members
Chun Xiao was also a ruthless man, and within an hour of the news of the joint district, the killing team had already been arranged.
It can only be said that the two districts are not planning to negotiate with each other this time.
There are still many messages below, Jing Huan was too lazy to read them one by one.
Grass.
Garbage Nine.
It's been ten years since the server was launched, but it was at this time.
He lay on the sofa for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he realized that he had opened the dialog box he longed for.
Their last chat record was before dinner, when they said they were going to play ball, Jing Huan returned a heart and red lips.
Now that it's open, of course I have to say something,
Xiao Tianjing: Brother, our district is going to have a good relationship with God...
Xiao Tianjing: Looking at the meaning of the deputy gang, it seems that our gang is going to fight with the first gang in that district. I'm so scared T▽T...
The moment the message was sent out, a prompt "the other party is speaking" appeared above his head.
After ten seconds, the voice came over.
"I see." The boy's voice was a little breathless, as deep and powerful as ever, especially clear in the din of noise, "What are you afraid of, I'm here, no one can kill you."
…
Smelly scumbag.
You can't protect yourself, so take care of me.
Jing Huan mocked in his heart, then clicked on the voice and listened to it again.