Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 67

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When Jing Huan returned home, he poured a cup of hot water and took the medicine, then climbed into bed with his hand in his arms, and put the quilt over his shoulders.

After adjusting to a comfortable posture, I looked up, only to find that the characters in the game interface were motionless.

The two of them stopped near Qingxuantai and stood quietly one after the other.

Jing Huan released from following and turned around him twice.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Brother

No answer.

Maybe he was busy with something, but Jing Huan didn't care, he turned over and lay down on his phone.

When Xiang Huaizhi returned to the dormitory, Lu Hang was sitting on the bed looking for something.

"Where did you go at night?" Hearing the sound, Lu Hang turned his head and looked at him with a dazed expression.

Xiang Huaizhi was too lazy to make excuses, so he picked up the previous one and said, "Running at night."

Lu Hang was even more stunned: "At half past ten, you wear a thick coat to run at night?"

"no?"

Lu Hang frowned and said, "OK."

You just want to fly at night.

He found his wallet and stuffed it into his pocket: "Xiang Xiang, I live next door tonight. I made an appointment with them to play cards all night. Don't miss me too much."

Xiang Huaizhi nodded: "It's best to fight for a week."

"How can I give up on you?" Lu Hang opened the door and walked out halfway, not forgetting to leave a sentence, "When I win the money, I will treat you to a good meal tomorrow."

Xiang Huaizhi just put on his earphones, but he couldn't hear what he was saying: "Close the door."

Xiang Huaizhi saw that the people in the team had released their following, and stood beside him.

He opened the chat channel, and there was a record that the other party called his brother, the time was ten minutes ago.

Jing Huan was woken up by the sound of the phone landing.

He opened his eyes suddenly, the bottom of his eyes was dazed, and the corners of his eyes were faintly red because of sleepiness. The overhead light was so strong that he couldn't help squinting, and it took him a while to wake up.

Jing Huan rolled over and lowered his hand, and after a few touches, he touched the phone that had fallen on the ground. After getting it, his first reaction was to look at the time.

4:23.

Not really.

Did he sleep until the afternoon?

He covered his eyes and rubbed lightly before unlocking his phone to read the news.

Xiang: I went to the supermarket temporarily and just came back.

The delivery time was 10:30 yesterday.

Xiaojing: Brother, I fell asleep last night. QAQ Good afternoon...

"The other party is typing" soon appeared above the chat box, Jing Huan lay still and waited quietly for a reply.

Xiang: Afternoon

Xiang: It's half past four in the morning.

Jing Huan was stunned for a while, then opened the curtains beside him to take a look... Really.

Xiaojing: I made a mistake T▽T! !

Xiaojing: ... But brother, it's half past four in the morning, why haven't you slept yet

Xiang Huaizhi didn't understand why he was insomnia.

But he wouldn't force himself to fall asleep if he couldn't fall asleep. He didn't have class tomorrow, so he simply took the computer to bed and clicked on a movie to watch.

As soon as I saw the second one, the phone screen lit up.

Xiang: Why did you wake up while watching the movie

Xiaojing: The phone fell on the ground, woken up...

Xiang Huaizhi made up the scene, and the tight corners of his mouth finally loosened.

The temperature has dropped a lot these days, and it started to rain in the middle of the night. Xiang Huaizhi has been brewing sleepiness and has not turned on the lights. The light from the computer and mobile phone is the only light in the room.

Xiang: Well, go to sleep.

Xiaojing: Okay, brother, go to bed early too, good night.

It's the second good night tonight.

Xiang Huaizhi typed the word "um" and remembered what Jing Huan said tonight.

After a while, he lowered his eyes and deleted the word "um".

To: Good night.

Xiang: Put the phone away, see you tomorrow.

That should be... Enthusiastic enough.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't change his attitude to anyone on purpose, but he was a little unsure, his fingers dangling on the emoji.

Xiaojing: (*°▽°*)?

Xiaojing: Okay, rubbing.

Xiang: Hmm.

Jing Huan looked at the word "um" and doubted that he was dreaming.

Do you know what rubbing means

In the past, he was not allowed to send even a kiss expression!

Maybe it was because the phone fell too loudly, or because the rain outside was a little noisy, and Jing Huan suddenly felt that he couldn't sleep.

So he turned over, the computer in front of the pillow was still on, and he longed to bring him into Penglai Wonderland. The two stood on the bridge at the top of the map. It was a very remote place, but there were many people standing around. .

Seeing that Mo Wen's return date was also beside them, Jing Huan subconsciously opened the gang's WeChat group.

Sure enough, I saw my name within a few pages.

Mo Wen's return date: [Screenshot] Are the two of them already in the relationship of teaming up in Penglai Wonderland to hang on to experience!

Benming Zhizhi Taotao: ... In the future, if any hall master in the gang can't help but want to kill the return date, please don't implicate our team, the others are innocent, just kill him.

Don't ask the return date: How come, the owner of Qiufeng Hall is so easy-going, Xiangshen can't watch the group, and Xiaotianjing won't blame me [shy]

Qiu Feng: I can't say for sure [chopping knife]

Maimaibuyu: They are in such a remote position, how do you know they hang up here

Mo Wen's return date: I saw a screenshot on the forum, which can make those people chat to more than 200 floors, which is really awesome.

Jing Huan had been used to the arrangement of Mo Wen's return date, and he had no fluctuations in his heart, and opened the forum smoothly.

Mo Wen's return date was right, the owner of that building did only post a picture, and even put a mosaic on his character image.

He swiped the mouse and quickly climbed the stairs.

11L: What's weird about this, a bunch of husband and wife teams in Penglai Wonderland in our district are hanging up, full of dog food.

12L: The key is that these two are not husband and wife.

33L: Is there anything to post that takes up forum resources? Isn't it a well-known thing that Xiao Tianjing yearns for

38L: ... But the captain is yearning for it. No matter how you look at it, it is because of your longing to bring Xiao Tianjing into Penglai Wonderland, right

47L: Go back to 38, who knows how Xiao Tianjing is so snarky in private... I guess she is also annoying her.

Jing Huan closed the post when he saw this.

Although he had been hypnotizing himself before, saying that the ID of Xiao Tianjing was not the same person as him, but it was obviously unsuccessful, at least he would still be angry when he saw this kind of post.

Furious to the point of not being able to sleep.

A few seconds later, he opened the game interface and pressed "Leave Team" angrily.

Tomorrow it will be out of line.

Thinking of an excuse, he controlled the little fox fairy to go to the exit of Penglai Wonderland.

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: …

So why haven't you slept yet, even staring at the game interface? ?

[Friends] Yearning for it: Don't you want to go to sleep

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... The rain outside is so noisy that I can't sleep.

[Friend] Yearning for it: what are you going to do

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I don't know, let's go shopping.

[Friend] Yearning for it: After twelve o'clock, do you want to do today's daily routine

Everyday, what else do you do besides everyday

Boring man!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I don't want to do it. In addition to fighting these days, I just do daily life. I don't want to see the martial arts master anymore. QAQ

[Friend] Yearning for it: Who do you want to see

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I want to see my brother (*^▽^*)

As soon as these words were sent out, the black-robed man on the bridge moved.

[Xingzhi invites you to join the team. whether. 】

"… "

Grass.

I'm just polite, I don't really want to see you! !

Xiao Tianjing escaped in less than two minutes, and was caught in the team again.

Jing Huan really wanted to show the pop-up screenshots to the group of trolls.

Is it your Xiang God who invites me every day? ! !

I didn't want to hang up with him! !

Because he hasn't made a sound for a long time, Xiang Huaizhi's voice is a little hoarse: "Aren't you going to sleep?"

"Well, I really can't sleep." Jing Huan paused, "Isn't my brother watching a movie?"

"It's closed." Xiang Huaizhi didn't go back to the bridge, but led him to the exit.

Jing Huan asked, "Where are we going?"

"Do the task."

"..." So you just didn't listen to my refusal at all, did you

Forget it, Jing Huan thought while propping his chin, there was really nothing he could do in the middle of the night.

Heart yearning led him back to the main city and walked all the way to the teleporter.

Just as Jing Huan was about to start a movie to pass the time, he saw that the game scene suddenly changed, and they arrived at a special scene.

Jiu Xia's planning is still attentive. Every special event will add an event scene. The marriage tree they are in is one of them. At the NPC under the marriage tree, you can receive the task of "Lovers in the World".

Before Jing Huan could react, the mission jumped out first.

[Marriage Fairy: I heard that Xiaomo (Luohuagu 12, 111) has been deeply in love with the scholar (Main City Bookstore 12, 22), please help her send a bunch of peach blossoms to the scholar. 】

Longing for him to take him to the grocery store to buy peach blossoms, Jing Huan couldn't help shouting, "Brother..."

"Um."

"Do you know what event this is?"

"There are lovers in the world."

"..." Jing Huan felt that he might have misunderstood, and said euphemistically, "The experience reward for this activity is very low."

"I know." Xiang Huaizhi pursed his lips, "You don't want to do it?"

Jing Huan blinked, he really... didn't really want to do it.

Who would want to do a task with such a cumbersome process and a terribly low reward? A complete waste of time!

"I want to." He rolled his eyes and laughed, "I want to do it with my brother."

Xiang Huaizhi's Adam's apple rolled lightly, and he didn't speak any more, leading him to Yetu to find the scholar.

[Scholar: Miss Qiumo has a heart, please help me pass this letter to her. 】

[Xiaomo: Ah, this is indeed his handwriting (blushing), so my wish was heard by the fairy marriage? Thank you, please tell him, I received the letter. 】

[Scholar: You two young heroes have worked hard. I just bought a hairpin on Changjie. I think it is very suitable for Miss Qiumo. Please pass it on for me. 】

[Yu Mo: What a beautiful hairpin! I have already read his letter. This is a reply letter. I would like to send you a peach blossom to the scholar brother, while I have troubled the two of you to deliver the letter. 】

Jing Huan: "… "

Jing Huan: "?"

Ask us to send flowers, but give us peach money?

Also, is Lao Tzu a carrier pigeon? You two have no legs or what?

What the hell is this shit?

Jing Huan was unable to complain, the two ran back and forth several times, and finally reached the final confession.

[Yu Mo: This is a strand of my hair. Please, Young Hero, give this and the letter to the scholar. 】

Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this fool's mission was finally over.

[Scholar: (surprised) What, what? Miss Xiaomo actually thinks this way about me? 】

?

Otherwise, what flowers will they give you? What letter do I send you?

Jing Huan thought it was funny, and he laughed out loud. He didn't forget to tease him when he was finished, "I feel the same way about my brother."

After hearing Xiang Huaizhi's words, the impatience accumulated when doing this tedious task gradually disappeared.

[Scholar: How can I do this? I have no male or female affection for Miss Xiaomo. 】

Jing Huan was full of question marks again.

You don't care about people, what letter do you reply? What hairpin are you giving

[Scholar: It's like this... Miss Xiaomo looks very similar to my deceased wife, so she is a bit more special in my heart than ordinary people. I really didn't expect such an oolong... This is what she gave me Peach Blossom and Letter, please help me send it back, I really can't accept her thoughts. 】

"… "

have to.

Lover activities have a BE ending.

As expected of the Nine Heroes.

After the task was completed, Jing Huan took a look at the experience points. They ran back and forth for nearly ten minutes before they gained thousands of experience points.

It's fucking... a waste of time.

So after handing in the task, Jing Huan tentatively said, "Brother, the experience value of this activity is very low."

"Well," Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the information, "but the intimacy has risen very quickly."

They did one part of the mission, and they gained 20 points of intimacy.

"What's the use of that," Jing Huan said casually, "If you don't marry me, we can only get 9999 for the highest intimacy."

Xiang Huaizhi's action of operating the mouse stopped.

He raised his eyelids slightly, stared at the tail behind Xiaohuxian, and asked after a while, "When do you want to tie the knot?"

"The intimacy between you and Lu Chuchu is also 9999. Even if you get it, there is no difference between me and him at my brother's place... Huh?"

Jing Huan opened his eyes wide, suspecting that the sound of the rain outside had affected his hearing.

He slowly pulled the earphone cable, pulled the microphone on the earphone to his mouth, and asked uncertainly, "What did you just say?"

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly remembered the scent on Jing Huan's body.

Wrapped in the wind and brought into his senses, is the faint scent of shampoo.

"I said, when do you want to get married?"