Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 69

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At the end of the wedding, the two game characters returned to their original positions, and the people around consciously left a space for them. The two were in an intimate posture and looked at each other affectionately.

Too bad it's only superficial.

Now the world channel alone has turned the world upside down.

[World] Brother Neptune: I rely on it! ! I knew it wasn't that simple! ! !

[World] Love Congee Congee: I don't really believe it. If I really wasn't me before, why didn't I clarify my account when I got it back

[World] Unknown Cave Master: Those who believe or not should all come from the combined district, right? Xiangshen has been in this area for so many years, and he has always kept a low profile, but since March this year, he suddenly changed his style of painting, and I guessed that the account was not owned by me.

[World] Little Strawberry: That's true, but why not clarify? ? Xian Mengmeng used to sell miserable clothes everywhere before, but Xiang Shen said that she had communicated with the victim long ago and was willing to compensate... So what was Xian Mengmeng thinking? Are you still going after Xiao Tianjing?

[World] My ex is dead: Hahahahaha Xian Mengmeng has been in love with a power trainer for several months hahaha! ! !

[World] Ji Xiaonian: Anyway, Xianxian is also a victim, OK? Can you clear it up with a single sentence? Shouldn't I be responsible for something wrong with my account

[World] Luoluo: So how should you be responsible to God? Losing money is not enough, do you want to lose your life

[World] It's not your cup of tea: Don't say it, isn't it sweet scene that is the worst

[World] Momo: What's wrong with Xiao Tianjing? She just married Xin Xiangzhi, and she was whispering to her husband in front of Yue Lao.

I don't know how long it took before Jing Huan dragged his half-out-of-body soul back.

When I came back to my senses, I saw this sentence.

Whispering was of course not spoken. After the wedding, the team channel was silent.

Jing Huan moved the mouse with difficulty and blocked all channel chats, and the world was half clean in an instant.

Then he buried his head and continued to digest the trumpet that he longed for just now.

From March to August it's not me, his sister's... just happened in those months.

His first reaction was that he was lying.

That person was right just now, if the account is really not used by me in the past few months, why should I take the blame for it? !

Not a fool!

Jing Huan hesitated, but decided to ask clearly, he said, "Brother..."

Grass.

no.

Why is he still calling this man brother! !

Hearing this title, Xiang Huaizhi frowned slightly, and then asked him, "See the horn?"

"..." Jing Huan's heart sank, "I see, what does it mean..."

His voice was shaking.

Fortunately, it's not obvious. If it wasn't for the unsteady grip of the mouse, he probably wouldn't have noticed it himself.

Thinking of what Jing Huan said to Xian Mengmeng before, he asked Huaizhi, "If I wasn't a scumbag, would you still like me?"

Jing Huan felt like he was in hell.

Can he say he doesn't like it

he can not.

"Of course I like it." Jing Huan said every word with difficulty.

Xiang Huaizhi made a "hmm" and wrote lightly, "This number was boosted before, and I haven't been with anyone else."

Jing Huan's eyes darkened.

Jing Huan was struck by lightning.

After a few seconds, he forced himself to calm down - what he said was not necessarily true, what if he just wanted to clean himself up on a whim

"But the operation videos you watched were all from when I got on the account." Xiang Huaizhi suddenly spoke again.

Jing Huan's thoughts were interrupted: "... ah?"

Xiang Huaizhi explained: "So you don't have to worry about liking the wrong person."

"… "

He just remembered that when he was longing for hooking up, the first excuse he used was to be attracted by his battle video.

Jing Huan felt that he had stepped into the coffin with one foot.

no!

He will never give up easily!

Friends news has been blasted, and every content is congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

Congrats shit! ! !

Jing Huan turned off all these messages and finally found the person he was looking for.

Lu Changchu: Congratulations, Xiaojingjing, you can see the moonlight when you keep the clouds open!

Sweetie: ... um :)

Sweetie: But is what's on the speaker real

Britney: So what, it's not that I don't trust my brother, I'm just a little… surprised.

Lu Chuchu: Hahaha, I understand, don't worry, it's definitely true. We all have the address and phone number of the power trainer, but the man ran away and didn't even return home. Xiang Xiangcai never caught anyone.

Sweetie:…

Lu Tsao: Xian Mengmeng also knows it, but that woman has no brains, so she probably won't be reconciled, so she has been pestering you all the time.

Xiao Tianjing: ... I remember, there seems to be another one named Ran Xin? Was she also deceived

Lu Chuchu: Do you even know this? Yes, Xiang Xiang also contacted her. She was going to lose money to compensate her, but the girl was very tough and said she was unlucky, so she deleted her account and left that night.

it is good.

very good.

Jing Huan was already lying flat in the coffin.

Holding the mouse, he wondered if he could try to keep all the corpses if he started a video and apologized honestly to him.

His eyes were dull, and he was thinking about one hundred and one ways to die when he saw the game scene suddenly light up.

[My heart yearns for it to set off a bunch of fireworks for the love of my life. 】

[System announcement: The yearning for Xiao Tianjing set off fireworks in this life at Yue Lao Temple, and the intimacy between the two increased by 999 points. 】

Bunch of fireworks rose to the sky and bloomed, illuminating the marriage tree beside the Yuelao Temple, and also blowing up Jing Huan under the marriage tree.

The love of this life fireworks can only be purchased by newlyweds who get married on the same day. They are not expensive, and they are only 9999 gold.

9999 gold, this price is enough to make this bunch of fireworks illuminate the entire main city and come with a district-wide announcement.

Jing Huan told himself to calm down, he could still afford 9999 gold.

"elder brother… "

[My heart longed for and set off a bunch of fireworks for you, the love of my life x9. 】

?

Jing Huan watched their intimacy rise steadily, and his heart was bleeding.

He finally recovered his voice: "Don't let it go!!"

If you let me go, I won't be able to pay! ! !

"Well," Xiang Huaizhi said, "it's over."

Jing Huan's voice was weak: "Brother, I, I have something to tell you..."

"We'll talk about it later." The sound of fireworks was too loud, and Xiang Huaizhi could only vaguely hear the last sentence.

He turned on the volume control, turned the game down, and continued to read the game guide post.

I can not wait anymore!

let me say! Let me die early! ! !

Jing Huan opened the control panel of the voice changer with a ruthless heart, just about to turn it off.

[Yue Lao: Heart Yearning and Xiao Tianjing have prepared a flowing water feast for the guests, and the deadline is 24 hours. 】

[Currently] Mo asks the return date: ? !

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: [kneeling]

[current] Chun Xiao: [thumbs up]

[Currently] Sweet View: ? ? ? ? ?

Flowing water banquet, 999 gold per hour, a total of 30 tables, as long as there is room, anyone in the area can sit down and eat. Half a minute per person, there is a small gain BUFF.

Jing Huan was confused.

He slowly opened the text message on his mobile phone, glanced at his bank card balance, and his eyes were full of despair.

Looking up again, only to find that they are no longer in the Yue Lao Temple.

Jing Huan was led to the bearer.

Guessing vaguely what he was going to do, Jing Huan felt nervous, opened his mouth and said, "Brother..."

[Happy sedan chair bearer: Today is the day of the big wedding that my heart yearns for and Xiao Tianjing. May they be of one heart and one mind forever! The bride gets on the sedan chair—]

Jing Huan was forced into the happy sedan chair.

The wedding sedan was magnificent, and the welcoming team that followed was also very powerful. They longed to sit on the white horse, and there was a large red flower ball tied to the black robe.

This is the most expensive Xijia sedan. Every two steps, there are silver taels or items falling. The price is not clear, but it is not cheap.

This was the most expensive wedding he had ever seen since he played Nine Heroes for so many years.

And he was not the groom's official, nor was he a spectator who followed behind to pick up the happy sedan and silver taels.

He is the bride.

What is this all about! ! !

Just as Jing Huan scratched his head and scratched his cheeks, there was finally a sound in the earphones.

"I checked a lot of guide posts and asked some people."

Jing Huan was stunned for a while, and then slowly squeezed out a sentence: "What..."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "The wedding seems to be just a few procedures. I don't know what you want, so I just did it all."

Jing Huan: "… "

"I wanted to spell the fireworks you gave me last time, but I didn't have time. I'll make it up next time."

Jing Huan choked.

His mind is in a mess now, and many emotions such as guilt, shame, and so on are pouring into his throat, making him speechless.

"You... don't have to do it so big."

Jing Huan dared to pack the ticket, but within half an hour, the wedding would be known to the entire Nine Heroes server.

Maybe there will be some Heizi who say that they yearn to show off their wealth. People in the forum, wearing a vest, dare to say anything.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't care about this, he just wanted to give Jing Huan a perfect wedding.

But he has never been married in the game, and he doesn't know what to do to make the other party happy, so he can only pile up all the best and give it to him together.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at the happy sedan chair behind him and asked him, "Do you like it?"

Jing Huan was embarrassed, ashamed, and her heart was beating wildly.

He didn't know what to do.

If the showdown with the yearning, then this grand wedding banquet has turned from a good story to a joke.

The yearning may immediately drag him to divorce, then delete his friends, and then hunt him down with the full server.

Jing Huan was not afraid of being chased and killed. It was because he admitted that the wrong person had done the wrong thing, and it was no exaggeration to want to turn him a hundred times.

but…

But yeah.

"Why don't you speak?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Even if there is a showdown, it can't be in the wedding sedan.

Jing Huan bit his head and said, "...I like it, thank you."

Xi Jiao walked around the main city and returned to the origin.

The two got off the happy sedan chair, and there were people standing beside them, all sending congratulations to them.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "There is one more thing."

Jing Huan hesitated: "No need! I'm already very satisfied! Really!"

Xiang Huaizhi was stunned for a while, then he laughed briefly: "No... It's not about the wedding."

Jing Huan: "What is that..."

He couldn't take more tonight.

He longed for it and took him home.

"When you get married, you can only live in the same house." Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Do you want to live in a bigger one, or should I go with you to live in your small house?"

Jing Huan's mind went blank and asked, "Where do you want to live?"

"Come and live with me."

"… "

Jing Huan felt that his face was burning. He stretched out a hand and stroked his hair and took a deep breath: "Brother... No, brother... Oh forget it. I'm just a little curious... Why did you suddenly agree to marry me?"

At this moment, Jing Huan is waiting for Xin Xingzhi to say "I was bothered by you", then he can immediately show his apology and send his head.

But the heart was silent for a long time.

Then he calmly stated in his ear: "Because I like you."