Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 7

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When the four people behind arrived at the scene, what they saw was the scene of Xiao Tianjing rushing towards him.

This "brother" almost made Lu Hang's heart numb: "Are you sure you don't know?"

In the game, after joining the team, there are two options. One is that the characters follow the captain and do not need to operate; the other is to operate by themselves, but only within a limited range.

Xiang Huaizhi pressed the shortcut key to cancel following, moved back, and avoided the person who fell from the sky: "I don't know."

Jing Huan never thought that Xiang Huaizhi would catch him, so a few seconds before he fell, he used his jump to pad a foot on the cliff next to him, and landed in front of Xinxiangzhi unscathed.

He glanced roughly at the team that he longed for, um, there were three wet nurses.

In order to make a girl, I don't even need the efficiency of killing monsters. It really is a scumbag style.

Jing Huan was buried in his heart, and the game characters in his hands dawdled and hid behind him, with a very aggrieved tone: "Brother God of War... Someone is chasing me."

The people in the idler pavilion just heard his words, and quickly exchanged a wave in the team.

"My heart is longing for it? Why is he in the wild map?"

"Didn't you see the three girls in the team? It's estimated that you are picking up girls. Tsk, Xianxian is really miserable."

"Nonsense, otherwise how did you think the big guy in the gang planted it?! But what does she have to do with Xinxiangzhi?"

"I don't know. So what should we do now? If we make a move that we yearn for, we probably won't be able to fight..."

Because there were punitive measures for being counter-killed, everyone in the team hesitated, standing still and didn't make a move.

"...Don't worry, I'll ask." The warlock said, and turned the channel to current.

"Xiang ... yearns for it." He swallowed the sentence Xiangshen into his stomach, "You know her? She just blew up Xianxian's equipment."

Xiang Huaizhi frowned.

[Currently] Yearning for: Who is Xianxian

Everyone: "… "

Everyone present except Lu Hang suddenly stood still, and the long silence seemed to say two words - "scumbag".

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Xian Mengmeng chased me first, is it wrong for me to fight back in self-defense [question]

[Current] Little Sweet Scene: Brother God of War QAQ, they just want to blow up the treasure map you gave me, but it's too bad.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: I won't let them succeed!

The people present were silent again.

Lu Hang couldn't help it anymore, and he leaned forward and backward with a smile: "I have given the token of love, and you still say you don't know each other?!"

Xiang Huaizhi corrected with a dark face: "It's not a gift."

It was a robbery, with the skill of 79 damage, snatched from his nose.

The people in the idler pavilion opened the wheat again: "I yearn for it, which means you want to get involved in this matter?"

[Currently] yearning for it: No.

[Currently] Sweet View: Did you see it? ! My brother meant to get you out of here now! He can consider not killing you! [angry]

[Currently] yearning for it:

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: Brother has a question mark, if you don't run, you will have to drop your equipment! [beat the table]

The warlock was the leader of the chasing team this time. He was already shocked by the fact that Xianmengmeng lost his equipment.

"…Okay, you wait."

Abandoning this sentence, he used his martial art skills to sing in place for half a second, and quickly left the scene with the team.

Xiang Huaizhi, who was just about to type: "..."

How dare you come and kill others with such courage

In the game, the little fox fairy jumped around him, and also used the characters in the game to blow him a kiss.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Thank you brother, I'm scared to death [crying]

Xiang Huaizhi wanted to say something, but the keyboard stopped halfway through.

Forget it, what's his entanglement with the female liar

Instead, Lu Hang was interested.

[Current] Lu Changchu: What are you scared of? You do this, and they can't catch up with you.

[Current] Little Sweet King: I was scared and played QAQ just now. Fortunately, brother God of War is here.

[Current] Lu Changchu: That treasure map, was it really given to you by Lao Xiang? Isn't that thing bound

Xiang Huaizhi frowned: "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Can't you make a copy?"

"Oh, I'll just ask a few questions." Lu Hang said, "Don't you think this woman is very interesting?"

"do not think so."

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Well, I originally wanted to dig out some good things and send them to Brother Ares, but only halfway through the digging, the people from the idler pavilion came QvQ

Lu Hang slapped his thigh: "Okay, Lao Xiang! The girl is dead to you!"

Xiang Huaizhi sneered: "Well, why don't you fall in love with her? The kind that was shuffled."

Xiang Huaizhi doesn't care about gossip, and usually doesn't even read loudspeakers carefully. Lu Hang told him about the female liar.

At that time, Lu Hang also vowed to say: Routine, it must be a routine, this number will never be replaced!

"No, you see what she said, the treasure map will be dug up for you. You have done so many tasks for so many days, isn't it just to explode the treasure map?" Lu Hang said, "Even if she is a female liar, this We are not at a loss either!"

Xiang Huaizhi really needs a treasure map.

To be precise, what he needs is a rare material that can only be dug out with a treasure map, an enchanted spirit bead.

It's a pity that he swiped so many missions and only exploded the treasure map once - and was snatched by Xiao Tianjing.

[Currently] Sweetie: Brother, what are you missing is the magic bead? I can dig it out! [make a fist]

[Currently] Yearning for:…

[Current] Lu Chuchu: No way, how do you know? !

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: I read the system announcements for the past few days, my brother has been playing the reincarnation quest, should he want to hatch spirit beasts

Xiang Huaizhi didn't speak.

He is indeed doing the task of hatching spirit beasts, and the last part of the task requires enchanting spirit beads.

Enchanted Spirit Orbs are tradable items, but the only way to obtain them is through treasure maps, and the probability of exploding them is not high—at least currently, there are none on the exchanges in their district.

There are things in the world that money cannot do.

Jing Huan formed a team beside them.

"Brother." Jing Huan screamed while choking his throat. The echo in his headset made his brain hurt. "Would you like to dig a treasure map together? If you don't come, I'm afraid I'll be killed again..."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't insist that she return the treasure map to him.

It's just that if it's as she said, and he is hunted down by the people from the idler pavilion, and the treasure map is destroyed, then the few days he spends on quests day and night will be in vain.

He hesitated for a while, left the team, and applied to join Xiao Tianjing's team: "I'll go."

Digging for treasure maps is so exciting, Lu Hang also wants to join in the fun: "Hey girl, take me by the way..."

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Tianjing had already taken Xiang Huaizhi out of his field of vision.

"Come on, the big old man is so hard to coax, he will die when he gets in the car?" Jing Huan stared at the people in the team, and said in his mouth.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Brother Ares, what quest were you doing just now

[Team] Yearning for it: wild map book.

[Team] Sweetie: Ooh.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: With three wet nurses, won't it be difficult to kill? 0.0

[Team] Yearning for it: No.

Oh, of course not, three girls will accompany you to the next book, you will be smiling in front of the computer, you scumbag.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Yes, I forgot! Brother is a super output! [holding heart]

In order to watch them dig a treasure map, Lu Hang reluctantly gave up the three wives in the team and ran out of bed to sit next to Xiang Huaizhi.

"Lao Xiang, tell me quickly, when did you and Xiao Tianjing know each other? What did you do to make people so dead on you?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "I really don't know. I lied to you to get money?"

Lu Hang stared at him suspiciously.

Xiang Huaizhi: "... Ye Tu met once, and she robbed my hero."

Lu Hang was shocked: "There are still people in this world who can rob you?"

"I was on the phone and didn't pay attention." Xiang Huaizhi hesitated, "and I thought she was a man before."

Lu Hang: "?"

Xiang Huaizhi looked at the little fox fairy who was constantly farting rainbows in the team channel: "How can a woman talk like this now?"

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Brother God of War, your face is so good-looking, you have to be skillful and good-looking to squeeze out this kind of game character duck! [star eye]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: The coordinates of the treasure map are about to arrive. I'm so nervous.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [Is anyone there]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Oh, my brother is handsome when he doesn't talk QvQ

Lu Hang snorted: "I think... it's pretty cute?"

Xiang Huaizhi was too lazy to pay attention to him.

The friend message suddenly lit up, and Xiang Huaizhi clicked it.

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: Are you actually in the same team with that female liar

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: Haha, are you hungry

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: She just exploded my equipment, do you know that.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at him and closed the dialog box directly.

Lu Hang: "Hey, you can reply anyway."

"No, trouble."

Lu Hang wondered: "Does she know that you were not me a few months ago?"

"Know."

He told Xian Mengmeng everything he needed to say.

But Xian Mengmeng just didn't believe it, she insisted that he played Escape Plan, and didn't want to be responsible, and even added fuel to the matter and talked nonsense.

Lu Hang wanted to say something, but the phone rang suddenly, he answered it twice, and walked outside the dormitory door.

"Brother Ares." A girl's voice came from the headset, and Xiao Tianjing asked cautiously, "Are you there? We have reached the coordinates of the treasure map."

[Team] Yearning for it: Hmm.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Then I'm going to dig.

[Team] Yearning for it: 1

Because it was a team, after Jing Huan pressed the treasure map, the two game characters in the team began to hoe a piece of land.

Jing Huan took a sip from the water glass at hand, thinking about how to make his heart yearn to be his friend.

Jing Huan never thought that he would be able to dig out a good thing, but he was an ancestral stinky hand who could even hit an artifact.

Enchanted spirit beads? Does he fit

The treasure digging progress bar disappeared, and before Jing Huan recovered, a line of eye-catching yellow words popped up on the game interface—

[You dig down the monster's house with a shovel and anger the demon king who escaped from the world (Luojia Mountain 132.72)! Please go to the seal now! [Required players: Little Sweet Scenery, yearn for it. 48 hours time limit. ]]

[System announcement: Amazing news! Players Xiao Tianjing and Xingzhi accidentally dig down the monster's house while digging for treasures in Luojia Mountain. The homeless monster king is provoking trouble at 132.72 in Luojia Mountain! 】

[Full-server system announcement: Jinghua Shuiyue server players Xiao Tianjing and Xin Xingzhi have triggered the hidden quest [Wrath of the Demon King] of the Grand Theft Auto Treasure Map. 】