Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 71

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Whether it's a scumbag or a scumbag, it's done. The only thing that Jing Huan is happy about now is that he didn't ask him to marry him forever.

Otherwise, he would not be able to pay for ten lives.

Scared to think about it!

He is brought back to the scene where he was when he went online again.

I was in a hurry and didn't look carefully before, but now I entered the house and found that the furniture inside was gone.

In fact, it really doesn't make sense to let Xin Long live with him in that small shabby house. As we all know, Jiu Xia will not miss any opportunity to cheat players' money, and even the player's house has corresponding attributes.

For example, in the big mansion that the heart yearns for, feng shui is from the east, and the experience gained by resting and meditating at home is 30% higher than that of other feng shui houses. It is said that some players have triggered adventures at home and dug up a rare soul beast egg. In short, the number of benefits cannot be counted, and occasionally there will be surprises.

And his small broken house, Feng Shui also has four big characters - wind and fire.

Just hearing the name is bad luck.

However, the experience gained by meditating and resting at home itself is very small, the 30% bonus is not attractive, and Jing Huan does not like to play Jiuxia's residential system, so he has been too lazy to change after buying an account. The only use of this small shabby house for him is that the warehouse can store some sundries for him.

He longed to have been to his house, but he still agreed to move in with him.

A sentence suddenly popped into Jing Huan's mind: marry a chicken and follow a chicken.

Just as he was about to say why don't we move, he saw the man in black robe suddenly bend over and carry a large cloth bag on his back.

It is the moving action in Nine Heroes.

Xiang Huaizhi opened a dialog with the driver and asked him, "What's our house number?"

Although I have been there before, but after so long, I have no impression.

Jing Huan: "… 1219."

The scene switched, and the two came to the small broken house.

Firewood house, broken fence, overgrown with weeds in front of the door, mixed with a small white wild flower, swaying alone in the wind.

There is no harm without contrast.

It's not the first time that this little broken house has seen people, but at this moment Jing Huan feels very embarrassed.

He coughed lightly: "Actually, the feng shui and size of the house are not so important, it's good to live in..."

【Unfortunately! As soon as you opened the door, you encountered a bandit boss who had been in ambush for a long time! The family lost seven taels of silver, a picture of stepping on the spring, and a wooden stool. 】

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Jing Huan: "… "

Gan.

A dignified thief, even stealing wooden stools

Don't you have a stool in your cottage? ?

Bandits all over the world will be ashamed of what you have done! !

Jing Huan quickly turned off the system prompt: "This is the first time I've seen this kind of thing. It's never happened before... Really."

"Well," Xiang Huaizhi smiled, "it's okay, I'm used to it."

Jing Huan: "… "

Back in the small broken house, Xiang Huaizhi opened his luggage and put out the furniture piece by piece.

This small house has a small capacity and can't hold so many things, so he only brought a few pieces of furniture and stuffed the rest into the warehouse.

Jing Huan watched as his wooden bed and ragged curtains were all removed, followed by a square mahogany table, a red apricot spring curtain, a red sandalwood imperial concubine sleeping... Finally, there was a big red tent that looked over at a glance. A delightful double bed.

After thinking about it for a long time, Jing Huan didn't remember that there was such a bed in the home of Xinxiang.

In his impression, it should be a red sandalwood bed.

Xiang Huaizhi: "I just bought the bed."

Jing Huan quickly cheered: "Wow, it's so beautiful."

Xiang Huaizhi continued, "It's a happy bed."

Jing Huan: "?"

I was just wow!

Xiang Huaizhi said, "When I got married yesterday, someone secretly asked me if I wanted it, and said that this bed can be used for a wedding."

Jing Huan: "… "

Is there anything wrong with this seller

When he said this, Jing Huan also remembered that he had really heard of this bed.

This bed is called the mandarin duck and acacia couch. When he heard the name for the first time, he felt that it was not very serious.

It is said that this bed can not only be used for bridal chambers, but also has a more critical function - to conceive a child.

If you want to have a baby in the Nine Heroes, you only need to go to the goddess Guanyin to pray, but the probability of pregnancy is not high, and some players do not move for a whole year.

With this bed, there is no need to even look for the Goddess of Mercy.

Jing Huan asked, "How much is this bed?"

Reported a number to Huaizhi.

The sentence "Forget about the bridal chamber" was swallowed back by Jing Huan.

day!

Is this bed made of gold

It was a hundred times more expensive than his little broken house! !

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Do you want to try it?"

"want!!!"

All the money is spent, and people who don't enjoy it are idiots!

[Your husband yearns to invite you to the bridal chamber. 】

Jing Huan agreed, then pulled the chair and leaned in front of the computer.

He wanted to see what a shocking bridal chamber was worth so much money!

The interface suddenly changed, and Jing Huan's entire game screen became a shadow puppet-like table, surrounded by red paper-cuts and a big 囍 character.

Unlike the shadow puppet show, their game characters are not displayed directly on it.

He only saw two silhouettes.

It can be vaguely recognized from the outline that one is him, and the other is yearning for him.

I saw the two of them looking at each other affectionately for a few seconds behind the white cloth, and they slowly embraced the little fox fairy in their arms.

Jing Huan frowned, with a complicated expression.

Really greasy!

Following closely, the man lowered his head and kissed the little fox fairy.

Jing Huan subconsciously bit his thumb.

No, why are you still kissing? !

In the end, the man held Xiaohuxian's face and pressed Xiaohuxian on the bed.

The red curtain slowly fell, followed by the bed shaking.

Shake, get up, get up, get up? ! ! !

Jing Huan's eyes widened, and before he recovered from the shock, a few little hearts of unknown meaning appeared on the screen.

Jing Huan was stunned.

Grass!

I want to report! !

This porn game! ! Why hasn't it been banned by Guo Jia yet! ! !

"It's a bit rough." Xiang Huaizhi finished watching this animation and gave his evaluation.

It took Jing Huan a long time to find his voice: "Well... Didn't you check the special effects before buying it?"

Although this stuff is rare, on Baidu's search, there must be renderings or videos. Many gamers usually check before buying, so as not to waste money.

Xiang Huaizhi was quiet for a while: "No, I think you will like it."

Jing Huan: "… "

He raised his hand and touched his face, and when he finished speaking, he was already blushing with shame.

Jing Huan, you are really not human!

And... If it weren't for the fact that his voice had not changed, he would have suspected that the number he longed for was not in person.

You usually treat people coldly and indifferently, so how can you change your personality when you get married? !

It's not that he's changed, it's just that it's too good for him.

But he thought about it carefully, and it seemed that he was not bad for him in the past.

Jing Huan's head was in a mess, and the thought that he wanted to confess suddenly retracted his shell.

Without getting an answer, Xiang Huaizhi asked, "You don't like it?"

Jing Huan hurriedly said, "I like it! It's just too expensive."

"It's not expensive." Xiang Huaizhi placed all the furniture and suddenly said, "I've never been married before."

Jing Huan was taken aback: "I know."

"I don't know what you will like," Xiang Huaizhi said in a natural tone, "but if others have it, I will give it to you."

Jing Huan took a deep breath.

Grass.

I am dead.

You have this ability, but whoever you want to chase can't catch up, why don't you marry a loli girl with me! ! !

I do not deserve! ! !

Jing Huan had completely forgotten about the showdown draft he had just played.

He is now full of Lu Wenhao's words.

He even had a bold idea—

Do you want to continue playing

Like Lu Wenhao said, wait until the yearning for him is no longer enthusiastic, and then take a shot and break up and enjoy each other...

No, Jing Huan thought blankly, I don't deserve to be happy, I just want to make my heart yearn for joy.

And in doing so, he not only has enough time to pay back the money he has spent on himself, but also will not destroy the fragile and young heart that he has longed for.

... Come on, it's perfect.

After moving to a new house, the five of them went to the next book. Recently, the main force of the Wuji gang seems to be tired, their combat effectiveness has weakened a lot, and the killer group has also withdrawn most of them. The stronger team in the idler pavilion can already gain experience at will, and no longer need to worry about being beaten by several team rounds.

Kissing Yuyu has been busy with exams for the past two days. As soon as she got on the account, she found out that her teammates had become sister-in-law. She also couldn't attend the wedding that cost thousands of dollars. At this moment, the team channel was full of her insults and wails.

Lu Hang chatted and found something wrong. He closed the microphone and asked the person behind him: "Hey, have you noticed that Xiao Jingjing doesn't seem to like talking much today."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't turn his head back: "I'm married, so be more reserved, is there any problem?"

Lu Hang's heart is that the flowering of the iron tree is a little more violent than others, and he can show off with casual words.

"How dare I have any questions..." Lu Hang muttered and asked again, "By the way, what is the date of the school sports meeting?"

"Next Mon."

Lu Hang immediately clenched his fist excitedly: "Yes! There are three more days off! Otherwise, we will go to the city to play?"

"No," Xiang Huaizhi said succinctly, "I signed up for the project."

"Why are you suddenly unable to think about..."

"It's not just me."

"?"

Xiang Huaizhi finally turned around and informed him: "You have a basketball game next Monday afternoon, and you will participate in the men's high jump on Tuesday morning."

Lu Hang: "???"

Lu Hang: "I usually can't even jump over a short pier, you let me go to the competition???"

Xiang Huaizhi: "The classes take turns. You didn't participate in the previous two years, so you must go up this year to make up the numbers."

Lu Hang thought about it carefully, the counselor seemed to have really said it.

University is no better than high school, and the sense of honor in the class is very low, at least their class is like this. Usually, you may not meet the above people in class, so let’s not talk about classmates, and their school’s school sports meeting is a ticket-playing nature, and their class also It was just to show his face, so the counselor came up with such a method.

Lu Hang struggled: "Can I change the project? You didn't participate in the first two years, so it's time for this year, should we change?"

"Okay," Xiang Huaizhi said, "I'll run the men's 1500."

"I think the high jump is very good. It has the spirit of perseverance and courage to climb the peak, which is suitable for me." Lu Hang smiled in despair.

On Thursday, Xiang Huai stopped by the counselor's office after class, and asked about the end-of-month exam when he planned to register for the program.

As a result, I happened to meet Jing Huan who came out of the office.

This was the first time they met after they got married. Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes and looked at the expression on Jing Huan's face.

With a smile, his eyes glowed, and he looked quite happy.

As soon as Jing Huan raised his head, he met Xiang Huaizhi's gaze, and his smile grew wider: "Brother, why are you here?"

"Sign up for the Games." Xiang Huaizhi asked, "How about you?"

"It's a coincidence, so do I." Jing Huan threw the phone in his pocket, "I originally wanted to participate in the 100-meter race, but during the race my mother and the others just came to see me at school, so they had to change the project to 1500 meters. ."

Although Jing Huan runs on the court every day, it feels completely different from running 1500, and he has to compare his speed with others. He was annoyed just thinking about it, and even his mood was much lower.

Xiang Huaizhi classified this emotion as low.

"Your family is coming?" Xiang Huaizhi asked calmly, "Why?"

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment.

This... need a reason

Isn't it normal for parents to visit their children at school

Jing Huan blinked: "I don't know, maybe it's their whim?"

Xiang Huaizhi frowned slightly, his eyes unhappy.

He still remembered that Jing Huan's parents divorced early, and they already had children in their own families, and their relationship with Jing Huan was not good.

Why are you suddenly coming to see him at school now

And... why did Jing Huan agree to meet them

Xiang Huaizhi frowned and thought for a while, and quickly came to a preliminary conclusion.

After saying goodbye to Xiang Huaizhi, Jing Huan made a rare trip back to the bedroom.

The dormitory next door is also there, and a few big men are playing cards around the table.

Jing Huan sat next to Gao Zixiang, glanced at his cards, and laughed: "What are you playing, you can admit defeat at the Ming card showdown..."

Before he could finish speaking, he heard the phone ring softly.

Jing Huan picked it up without hesitation.

[Transfer 5,000 yuan to you. 】

?

Hearing a bang, the phone fell to the ground, Jing Huan kept holding the phone with both hands, his face collapsed.

Gao Zixiang was taken aback by this movement: "Why?"

Jing Huan cried and said with a sad face: "I also want to fucking know..."

What are you doing!

What have I done! !

Why is this guy giving me money again? ! !