Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 72

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When Xiang Huaizhi came out of the office, he saw the refund prompt.

Xiaojing: [Refunded 5,000 yuan]

Xiaojing: Did you turn it wrong...

Xiang Huaizhi guessed that he would not accept it.

But he turned around.

He guessed that Jing Huan might be out of money to be soft on those elders.

This is normal. Jing Huan is still a student. Maybe because he was killed some time ago, he bought equipment impulsively, so he spent more than money.

But since he doesn't want to take it, that's fine.

Xiang: Hmm.

Xiaojing: scare me T▽T

Xiang Huaizhi returned to the dormitory, and Lu Hang was sharing passion with Aishi.

"Damn!! Another few bucks!!!" The screen suddenly turned gray, Lu Hang lost a few times in a row, and he was so angry that he smashed the mouse, "Is this eating or not, I want to report her!"

No matter if you open it or not, I will report it if I can't beat it anyway.

The food is very real.

Xiang Huaizhi snorted softly and sat in front of the computer.

This laughter was accurately captured by Lu Hang: "You actually laugh at your relatives and roommates?"

Xiang Huaizhi said ruthlessly, "I have no relatives and roommates."

Lu Hang nodded: "Yes, you only have a kissing wife now."

Before he could click to report, Chi Chi quit the game and went to eat.

He directly turned off the Lianliankan client, and habitually picked up his mobile phone to browse social software, and muttered, "This game for the mentally retarded is really boring, it's not challenging at all."

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "How come you can't even win the mentally handicapped game."

"Do you know if there is a specialization in the surgery industry? I can't read it, but I'm good at confrontation." Lu Hang opened the forum and saw the title floating on the home page, he couldn't help but swear, "I'm so... Why is the Nine Heroes Forum full of posts from you and Xiao Jingjing?"

Just as Xiang Huaizhi was about to do his daily routine, he heard the words and said, "What post?"

"What else can you post about your wedding." Speaking of which, Lu Hang couldn't help but want to interview him, "but what do you think? The first time you got married, there was such a big battle, this is not for us. Are these male players making the game harder?"

The last time the wedding was so sensational was Mai Mai the most, and a wedding cost more than 80,000 yuan.

However, my favorite Mai Mai posted a notice on the forum three days before the wedding, and even started a live broadcast. On the day of the wedding, she swiped hundreds of speakers, for fear that any Nine Heroes players would not know.

Unlike Xiang Huaizhi, who got married quietly, and it was six figures when he hit it.

Although their wedding day was not as lively as the one who loved Mai Mai the most, their stamina was much stronger than the one who loved Mai Mai the most. Now this wedding has become the topic of all Nine Heroes players.

Of course, the key is to Xiang Huaizhi clarifying the farce that happened a few months ago on the same day.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't think it was too exaggerated.

Getting married is a big deal, and spending money is a must.

He dragged the character to hang up at home, opened the forum while listening to Lu Hang's thoughts, and sure enough, just like Lu Hang said, the homepage was full of posts about them.

[Let me calculate how much this wedding yearning has cost in total! ! ! 】

[The number that I yearn for was a power trainer for the first few months. Does the face that scolded him before hurt? 】

[What idol movie script did Xiao Tianjing take? 】

【So what is Xian Mengmeng going crazy about these few months... 】

[Deputy hair: The chat record of the heart yearning and the power leveling. 】

The last post was made by Lu Hang.

Xiang Huaizhi clicked into a post with the highest number of comments.

2L: Hahaha, the owner of Cue is so cute. According to reliable sources, as soon as the wedding that she longed for began yesterday, she immediately quit the line, hahaha! !

5L: Since she didn't refute it, it means that what she said was true, she did negotiate with her in private and was willing to compensate, but Xian Mengmeng was still pretending to be pitiful and chasing after Xiao Tianjing

10L: Don't say it, it's really miserable to say that it's just a little sweet scene.

32L: Why are you upstairs helping Xiao Tianjing clean up? I've heard her voice, it's so loud that it's called my brother... I vomited. And it's doubtful whether her number is changed or not, maybe it's a change of soup or not, or a famous female liar, don't frown.

33L: +1 upstairs, maybe a few months later, the number you want will be washed hahaha!

88L: Xiao Tianjing is very expressive. While chasing her heart, she also has an affair with a warlock named Qiufeng in our area, and the two of them set off fireworks together.

89L: Upstairs, true or false? Don't lie.

90L: directly on the picture without bb [picture]

After many days, Xiang Huaizhi saw the love picture made by Qiu Feng again.

His face darkened slightly, and after a few seconds of pause, he continued to scroll down.

From this floor, the wind direction changed. Everyone began to count the ambiguous details of Xiao Tianjing and Qiufeng, from fireworks to the arena, hand in hand, and chatted about a hundred floors.

On the contrary, the frequency of the ID that the heart yearns for has become lower.

After reading a few pages to Huaizhi, he finally lost his patience and jumped to the last page.

288L: So, Qiufeng and Xiao Tianjing are more like a couple.

Xiang Huaizhi tightened the corners of his mouth.

Where did the conclusion come from

289L: Qiu Feng probably lost because he didn't want to be rich. Xiao Tianjing's ambition is also quite big. Once he came, he was the most difficult person in the whole game. The key is to let her get it.

290L: I'm not sure, one of my longings is to be a current player. Hundreds of thousands are not considered money in his eyes. I took a look, and the game homepage of Xiao Tianjing is full of photos with Xin Xingzhi, and even the signature is related to Xin Xingzhi. On the other hand, when I look forward to it, I don't do anything, and I don't care when I see it. Bet 100 yuan, they will have to divorce in a few days!

Seeing this, Xiang Huaizhi completely lost interest and closed the forum directly.

As soon as Jing Huan turned on the computer, a message popped up on WeChat.

Chi Chi: [Share post: Nine Heroes Forum - "So what is Xian Mengmeng going crazy these few months..."]

Chi Chi: Many people in the forum are discussing your wedding to God.

Jing Huan couldn't see this, and the more he looked at him, the more guilty he felt. He made a perfunctory smile and started the game slowly.

He originally thought of finding an excuse not to be on the account, but when he got home, he turned on the computer habitually.

Even as soon as he entered the game, he subconsciously opened the dialog box that he yearned for.

This is a bad bug that needs to be fixed.

Fortunately, before he had time to say anything, he received a message from Lu Changchu, telling him to gather at the teleporter in the main city.

When he arrived, he was already in the team. After entering the team, he sent an emoji to say hello, and then he didn't say a word.

A system prompt pops up in the lower right corner.

[Your friend's love is to divide you into the personal space that you yearn for @you! Click to view... 】

Jing Huan's eyelids twitched, he quickly clicked on the push, and went directly to the game's homepage he longed for.

The original empty interface suddenly added several photos, which were posted an hour ago.

It's almost always a game photo of the two of them.

The hugs and kisses in the Valley of Flowers, the scene of standing side by side in the arena, and the couple worshipping each other when they put on their wedding clothes on the wedding day.

The only single photo is of Xin Xingzhi squatting outside the door of a small dilapidated house, holding a dark and glowing knife... weeding.

You take an artifact to remove grass

Durability is not money! !

Jing Huan's idea of upgrading the house became stronger and stronger.

"Xiao Jingjing, which equipment did you put that gem on?" Lu Hang asked in the team's voice.

[Team] Sweetie: Ring.

Lu Hang: "Oh, what is Xiang Xiang's love for you?"

[Team] Little Sweet View:…

Looking at this ellipsis, Lu Hang said with a smile: "Why do I feel that Xiao Jingjing has no energy recently? He has rarely posted cute expressions in the past two days. In the past, two or three expressions should be included in a sentence. on."

Xiang Huaizhi made a perfunctory "um", stared at the person who had just joined the team, and looked at the time silently.

Xiao Tianjing has been online for ten minutes.

It's been ten minutes and he still hasn't sent a message.

[Husband and wife] Yearning for it: Have you eaten yet

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: After eating, how about you

[husband and wife] yearning for it: just finished eating.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: Mmmm.

[husband and wife] yearning for it:

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing:

[husband and wife] yearning for it: why don't you call me that.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: Huh? Which

[husband and wife] yearning for: brother.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: …

Jing Huan was indeed deliberately changing his words.

It's hard, God knows how many times he deleted the word "brother" in the dialog.

But he has already thought about it, he can't wait for the enthusiasm to subside, he has to put it into action.

For example... Change the character of Little Sweet Scenery.

Don't you just like to pretend to be a loli and call him sweetly

Then he won't be like this anymore!

Refuse to be cute! Refuse to be spoiled! Refuse to kiss and hug! !

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: You don't seem to like me calling this TAT, so you don't.

[husband and wife] yearning for it: continue to call.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: …

[husband and wife] yearning for it:

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: Brother.

Xiang Huaizhi felt a little itchy when he saw these two words.

He remembered that on the day of the wedding, Jing Huan whispered something else to him.

Like a whisper in the ear, like a thunder in the sky. The secret and indescribable pleasure flowed into his heart, making his thoughts become clearer and unable to hide.

The next day, Jing Huan had no classes in the afternoon, so he specially changed into his sportswear and went to the playground for a run.

Although I don't want to win awards, at least don't fall behind too much, it's ugly.

Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also came out, saying they were here to accompany him, but in fact Jing Huan was running alone. The two sat in the stands to help him take care of his mobile phone and time counting.

After only two laps, Jing Huan was a little out of breath, but it was still within the tolerance range. He quickened his speed a little, trying to see how many seconds he could run, but suddenly his calf twitched lightly—a sign of a cramp.

He was startled, and immediately wanted to brake, but because his calf was numb, he couldn't brake steadily, and he stumbled forward, and he was about to fall.

A strong arm wrapped around his waist and pulled him back abruptly.

"Didn't warm up?"

Jing Huan turned back in shock, met Xiang Huaizhi's eyes, and said after a while, "I forgot... why are you here?"

Xiang Huaizhi ran behind him for more than half a circle.

"Practice." Xiang Huaizhi glanced at his calf, "Can you stand?"

Only then did Jing Huan remember that he still had an arm around his waist. His sportswear was not thick, so he could feel the temperature of the other party, and his arm had some strength.

Not like holding, like holding.

"Okay," Jing Huan said hurriedly, "I didn't have any cramps, I just didn't stand firm."

Only then did Xiang Huaizhi let him go: "Don't run away."

Jing Huan nodded: "Okay... Then go on, I won't delay you."

"Together." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I also finished running."

In the stands, the two bedrooms had already met.

Lu Hang and Gao Zixiang were sitting together, and the three of them were chatting happily.

Seeing the other two coming back side by side, Lu Hang smiled: "Just right, we discussed to eat roast whole lamb together."

Jing Huan didn't like to eat that stuff, it had a strong smell.

He hesitated, then turned to ask, "Are you going?"

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes: "Well, together?"

Ten minutes later, a few people were sitting around the roast whole sheep shop.

Lu Wenhao and the others ordered a few bottles of wine, and the big men filled them all.

"Wait a minute," Lu Hang said, "Jing Huan stop drinking, you poured a few cups last time."

Jing Huan: "I won't get drunk with beer, it's fine. The mutton tastes too strong, I can't eat it without wine."

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Can't you eat mutton?"

Jing Huan shook his head: "No, I can't stand the smell in it."

Only then did Lu Hang realize that the situation was strange.

It stands to reason that there are two benches beside the dining table. No matter how you look at it, you and Xiang Huaizhi should sit in one, and Jing Huan and the others will sit in the bedroom.

... Why did he sit here with Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang

The roasted whole lamb was served, interrupting his doubts.

Jing Huan frowned as he took a bite, looking like he really didn't like it.

It didn't take long for his wine glass to be empty, and he wanted to pour another glass, only to find that there were only a bunch of empty bottles left on the ground.

"Do you still want to drink?" Gao Zixiang noticed his actions and asked, "Otherwise I'll order you another bottle?"

Jing Huan put down his chopsticks: "Forget it, don't eat it."

As soon as he finished speaking, a wine glass was pushed to his hand.

"I still have it." Xiang Huaizhi's tone was as usual.

After two sips of the wine in the glass, there is still a lot left.

Seeing that Jinghuan didn't move, he said, "You can pour it into your glass."

Lu Hang was stunned.

He and Xiang Huaizhi have known each other for so long, and they have never seen him drink the same bottle of water with anyone else. No matter how thirsty he is after a game, he will never touch someone else's water glass.

He originally thought that Xiang Huaizhi was obsessed with cleanliness.

Clean ass.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, then laughed: "If you don't dislike it, I'll just drink it."

The lingering taste in his mouth really made him feel uncomfortable.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I don't dislike it."

Jing Huan drank the wine in the glass in one gulp.

Satisfied with food and drink, the table began to chat from all over the world.

"Also let me go high jump..." Lu Hang said with a wry smile, "I just tried it, and I almost broke my waist."

Lu Wenhao was delighted: "You're okay, I've been assigned to throw shot put every year since junior high school. Damn, who stipulates that fat people have to throw shot put?"

Gao Zixiang: "You are lucky. I will be the referee this year. The weather must not freeze me to death."

Jing Huan listened to them chatting with Erlang's legs crossed. He always had a smile on his lips, and even if he didn't speak, people could feel that he was in it.

In a strange way, Xiang Huaizhi's gaze rested on his lips.

The place had just touched his glass, and it was still glistening with water.

At this moment, Jing Huan licked his lips.

I'm so thirsty, I want to buy water.

Just as he was about to get up, the person at the next table was faster than him.

The visitor was a girl, wearing a short skirt and stockings in winter, showing off her long legs confidently.

"Little brother." She held up her mobile phone, clenched her other hand into a fist, and stretched it out in front of Jing Huan, "I want to give you something."

Jing Huan was stunned, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to pick it up.

The girl smiled shyly, spread her palm and put it on Jing Huan's palm, there was nothing in it.

The girl's hand was soft. After Jing Huan reacted, he smiled and stopped: "Sorry, I will not accept this."

The others on the table were also stunned. Xiang Huaizhi's eyes stayed on their hands for a moment, and then turned away expressionlessly.

Lu Hang was the first to return to his senses and smiled: "Are you shooting a short video?"

"Yes," the girl was not embarrassed to be rejected, she politely asked Jing Huan, "little brother, can I send this video?"

Jing Huan shrugged: "As you like."

The girl left with satisfaction.

Gao Zixiang held his chin and said, "As expected of you, my younger sister is looking for you to play football, and my younger sister to look for when you have a meal."

Jing Huan smiled but not smiled: "What nonsense."

Lu Hang: "It's normal, if I were a girl, I'd look for you too."

"If I had the face of Huanhuan, what kind of online dating would I be doing." Lu Wenhao said enviously, his eyes wandering to the face of the person beside Jing Huan, he blurted out, "Give me the face of Senior Xiang, the whole world is my fish pond."

Jing Huan listened and laughed: "Dream, you can."

Gao Zixiang said, "Xiang Xian usually has many girls looking for it."

Xiang Huaizhi drooped his eyelids and didn't speak yet, Lu Hang first answered on his behalf: "It used to be, but later he made a girl cry, and no one dared to look for him."

Jing Huan said in surprise, "Crying?"

Xiang Huaizhi explained with a sullen face: "Just refused."

Lu Hang nodded: "It's true, I didn't say anything. At most, my face was a little cold. Who knew that the girl had a thin skin and cried when she went back. Since then, few people dared to confess to him."

Today Chun Xiao said in the gang group, because Wuji is already in a state of half giving up, canceling the noon and evening teams, so they are not in a hurry to go back.

Several people chatted until nine o'clock before getting up and going back to the bedroom.

It's winter in the middle of the day. When we came out of the hotel, the temperature difference between the inside and outside was obvious, and everyone couldn't help wrapping their coats tightly.

On the way back, Jing Huan put his hands in his pockets and turned to ask the people around him, "Brother, when will you practice 1500 next time?"

Xiang Huaizhi's face was indifferent and his voice was a little hoarse: "I don't know."

Jing Huan said "Oh": "Can you call me next time? Let's run together."

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Why?"

"Ah?" Jing Huan blinked, "Just... I want to run with you."

Multiple people, not too boring.

Xiang Huaizhi's pace was a little slower.

Jing Huan realized that he didn't seem very happy, and changed his words: "You can practice if you want, I'm just talking casually..."

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly reached out to him and interrupted him.

His fingers are slender and good-looking, like they have one more joint than others.

Jing Huan stopped and looked at him blankly.

"It's cold." Xiang Huaizhi looked down at him, his tone a little hard, "Help me warm up."

The three people in the back row walked side by side, and because of drinking, their pace was much slower than others.

Gao Zixiang: "Are those two amazingly long legs and walking so fast?"

Lu Hang haha said: "Don't talk nonsense, my legs are not short!"

"I'm not short," Lu Wenhao kicked forward, "don't believe you wait, I'll compare it with Huanhuan... I'm fucked?"

Seeing the scene in front, Lu Wenhao was dumbfounded: "What are they doing?!"

I saw that the two people in front also slowed down, and their postures were a bit weird.

Xiang Huaizhi's left hand was in Jing Huan's pocket.

Jing Huan's right hand is also in it, the pocket is so big, you can see that the two hands are tightly pressed together.

this fucking...

Gao Zixiang was the first to understand: "They... are they warming their hands?"

"This is a fucking hand warmer?!" Lu Wenhao was surprised, "Isn't this a scene only in idol dramas??"

Gao Zixiang reminded him: "You also put your hand in Huanhuan's pocket."

Lu Wenhao was at a loss: "Do I have it?"

Gao Zixiang: "You have."

Lu Wenhao was even more at a loss: "But when I put him in his pocket, it didn't seem like they looked like they are now... slutty, right?"

Gao Zixiang said, "I said that you are different from Senior Xiang."

Lu Wenhao interrupted him immediately: "Go away, you can hold it back and take it to the grave later."

Gao Zixiang calmly analyzed: "A beautiful woman rides on a cow, will people think that a beautiful woman and a cow are a good match?"

"Grass your mother!" Lu Wenhao jumped on Gao Zixiang in a fit of anger.