Jing Huan looked at the golden sentence of the black man in front of him, and didn't know where to start.
day.
Why is this man like this
Didn't they just get married
After all, it is still in the wedding period, can you trust your wife a little more?
Jing Huan was blindfolded, and the friend's news lighted up again.
[Stranger] yearns for it: talk.
[Stranger] Brother You Huan: What do you think
[Stranger] yearning for it: I think, let's mix half and half.
Gan!
I don't have it! !
Even at first, I just wanted to deceive your feelings! Who wants your fame and your money!
Jing Huan couldn't help but type out the words "that shouldn't be so". After typing it out, he suddenly recovered and quickly deleted it.
He almost forgot that he was here to destroy Xiao Tianjing's image this time.
Jing Huan lowered his head, frowned at the book, and decided to use the twenty-eighth golden sentence.
[Stranger] Brother Huan: [nods] And across the computer screen, who knows that the person sitting opposite is a dog... Xiang God, you are so rich, you must be a handsome guy, why bother with this illusory online dating! Aren't the girls in reality cute and sweet enough!
[Stranger] Yearning for it: It's not enough.
[Stranger] You Huan brother:
[Stranger] Yearning for it: Do you know my wife
Jing Huan stared at the three words "my wife", scared that she couldn't type.
[Stranger] yearns for it: I have never seen anyone cuter than her and sweeter than her.
Jing Huan was stunned, his cheeks flushed.
Brother, have you seen too few girls? ! !
If it really doesn't work, let me introduce you to a few!
He glanced roughly at the words he was looking forward to, but he didn't dare to look closely, and immediately clicked to clear the screen.
Facing those three words, he couldn't have a good chat at all.
[Stranger] Brother Huan: Talking cute doesn't mean real cute... She must be very ugly, otherwise why wouldn't she even send you a selfie!
[Stranger] Yearning for it: How do you know she didn't send it to me
[Stranger] Brother Youhuan: ... I guess.
[Stranger] yearns for it: I haven't posted it, but it doesn't matter, I don't care about her appearance.
Do you mind if he takes the handle
Jing Huan grabbed her hair and looked down at the book of golden sentences.
The third golden sentence is: I think Xiao Tianjing is infatuated by yearning, otherwise I really can't figure out why yearning will fall in love with her.
When he saw this sentence, he still scolded the floor master in his heart for a long time, but now that he looked at it, it really made some sense.
At the beginning, he would pretend to be Lolita because Liang Ran and Xian Mengmeng both had the same voice. He thought that Lolita was a sniper that he longed for, so he did so.
But who can tell him why Lianxin yearns for such a low-key and cold super god, and he also likes Lolita! ! !
Wouldn't it be nice for you to marry a heroic and sassy female expert, and they would swim together hand in hand and be proud of the rivers and lakes? !
[Stranger] Brother You Huan: But you didn't say it, she had other plans, maybe she was trying to cheat you of money
[Stranger] yearns for it: That's right, I have what she wants, so she won't divorce me.
What's the meaning?
Jing Huan suspects that he is dreaming.
[Stranger] Brother You Huan: I just ask, is the number on me
[Stranger] yearns for it: yes.
[Stranger] Brother You Huan: ... [skeptical eyes]
[Stranger] Yearning for it: [Voice]
Jing Huan opened up tremblingly.
"Although I don't know who you are, you should have heard my voice."
Jing Huan: "… "
It's me right.
[Stranger] Yearning for it: Is there anything else to say.
Jing Huan sat in front of the computer dejectedly, typing numbly.
[Stranger] Brother You Huan: Yes.
[Stranger] yearns for it: you say.
[Stranger] You Huan brother: You really don't plan to divorce her
[Stranger] Yearning for it: You seem to be very concerned about me and my wife.
[Stranger] Brother Youhuan: ... I have a friend who wants to marry you and asked me to divide you.
Jing Huan thought to himself, he should be the most disheartened sunspot in the world.
[Stranger] yearns for it: never leave.
[Stranger] Brother You Huan: ... Okay.
Jing Huan was helpless and decided to take the next number.
Before the next number, he suddenly thought of something and reopened the dialog between the two of them.
[Stranger] You Huan Brother: [Share Song-Singer S Wing Band-QQ Love]
Seeing this sharing, Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows slightly, and pressed the BOSS to the ground neatly with his hands.
Lu Hang happily pocketed the reward: "there's still time, let's do a Jianghu mission... Hey, why did you leave the team?"
Xiang Huaizhi controlled the character to fly to Novice Village, and threw a faint sentence: "Something happens."
Playing with that person is enough, he has to figure out what the play means.
The novice village is sparsely populated. Most of the newbies will choose to buy accounts directly these days, which is convenient and time-saving. There are very few people who practice accounts from scratch, and they are basically raised in studios.
Xiang Huaizhi quickly found the person he was looking for from the pile of "XX No. 1" and "XX No. 2".
The image chosen by "Brother You Huan" is a Zhengtai fox with a smaller tail than the female fox fairy, fat ears and a round head, standing by the creek in Xinxian Village.
He formed a team and stepped forward, inviting the opponent to join the team.
The moment he sent the invitation, the little fox disappeared.
You can't leave the novice village until you reach level ten, so there is no flying away. Xiang Huaizhi frowned and opened your brother Huan's information, refreshed it, and sure enough, the system prompted him that the player was not online.
Xiang Huaizhi was about to leave, but suddenly, the little fox appeared in the scene again.
Looking at the man in black robe standing beside him, Jing Huan couldn't help but scolded "Damn" in his heart.
Before he went offline, he saw an invitation to join the team in a trance, and the words yearning for it were clearly hung on the dialog box.
He suspected that he was seeing it wrong, but he couldn't help but come up and take another look.
[Currently] Brother You Huan: …
[Currently] Yearning for:…
[Currently] Brother You Huan: Are you here to kill me
[Xingzhi invites you to join the team. whether. 】
Jing Huan hesitated for a moment, then agreed.
Anyway, it's just a trumpet, and it's up to you to kill a hundred times.
Why team up just to kill
Could it be that you want to drag him to a crowded place to kill
Jing Huan thought for a while, and decided to say a few words to plead for himself, or put on a pretence.
The sound from the earphone interrupted his movement.
"What are you playing today?"
Jing Huan was stunned for a moment.
[Team] Brother You Huan: ... ah
Xin Xingzhi took him to the right side of Novice Village, where there was a bamboo forest, and they stopped in front of the chessboard deep in the bamboo forest.
"Why do you want to open a trumpet?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.
[team] You like brother: ? ?
[Team] Brother You Huan: Because... I want to hack your wife.
[Team] Brother You Huan: If you say those words in a tuba, you will hunt me down, right? I'm not stupid.
Xiang Huaizhi was amused: "Why would I hunt you down?"
Jing Huan heard his smile, and it was a little cloudy.
What you long for is to be dizzy by him? What's so funny about this
Xiang Huaizhi reminded him: "Nine heroes do not allow PK between husband and wife."
Jing Huan: "?"
Xiang Huaizhi said, "So don't worry, I can't kill you."
Countless question marks whizzed past Jing Huan's head.
What is the heart yearning for
Why can't I understand a word? ?
who I am? where am I? What am I going to do
"Explain," Xiang Huaizhi released the mouse and leaned back, "Why do you want to call me a trumpet to scold yourself?"
Jing Huan: "… "
Is it too late for him to go offline now
its not right.
Jing Huan licked his lips nervously. He concealed it so well, how did he see what he yearned for
"In the future, when registering for a trumpet account, don't use WeChat as a personal signature." Xiang Huaizhi suggested, "It's easy to be recognized."
[Team] Brother You Huan: …
[Team] Brother You Huan: Would you believe me if I said it was a coincidence
Xiang Huaizhi sneered: "What do you think?"
"Brother You Huan" was silent.
Xiang Huaizhi seemed to feel something, and said solemnly: "No number is allowed."
Jing Huan who just moved the mouse to the words "close the game": "..."
[Team] Brother You Huan: I didn't want to make an appointment! >.