Jing Huan froze in front of the computer desk, staring dully at the dialog He Xin yearned for.
[Team] Kiss the fish: ?
[Team] Love is for you to eat: ... It's a happy event.
[Team] Lu Changchi: If you have a child, come back and book! !
Jing Huan: "I don't know..."
[Team] Love is for you to eat: Xiang God is waiting for you outside.
Jing Huan recovered, said goodbye to them and jumped into the car that he longed for.
The team channel was quiet, no one said a word.
Jing Huan bit his lower lip, opened the game assistant embedded in the client, and entered "pregnancy".
The game assistant immediately sent him a large series of popular science, the text was dense, and some of them matched the dungeon strategy posts. Jing Huan couldn't help but lean forward and read it carefully.
Copies above Samsung cannot participate during pregnancy.
Couple skills have an additional 40% bonus during pregnancy.
During pregnancy, there is a 100% experience bonus for meditation in the courtyard.
Low-grade medicines cannot be consumed during pregnancy.
…
Not even taking low-level medicines
Poor people are not eligible to get pregnant, right? !
Jiu Xia planning is really not human.
Jing Huan cursed while watching.
"A child should follow literature or martial arts?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.
"I don't know, let's see if it's a boy or a girl..."
Jing Huan replied subconsciously, and was shocked when he was finished: "What, what? Are you going to give birth??"
Xiang Huaizhi paused: "You don't want it?"
Jing Huan: "… "
This tone does not seem to be asking for his opinion.
as if questioning.
Jing Huan: "Of course not... But you can't get married when you're pregnant."
Sliding strategy to Huaizhi: "Can do below three stars."
Jing Huan: "… "
Grass.
I kill the plan.
Jing Huan struggled: "Then what about our team?"
"It's just a copy, they can find someone else to do it." Xiang Huaizhi asked him in a low voice, "Are you alive?"
Dare I say no
Jing Huan scratched his hair and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Born!"
Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes and continued to read the content of the official website.
Unlike Jing Huan, what he read was not a pregnancy guide, but a parenting guide.
The child system is the old way of playing Nine Heroes, but it was updated at the beginning of this year. After the release of the new expansion, children are no longer just decorations for players. There are not only various novel raising methods, but also the apprenticeship system. After adult children can even Participate in the battle of the player's parents.
Jing Huan muttered: "This is a broken game, why didn't you remind me that I was pregnant sooner?"
If I had said it earlier, he would have secretly gone to the stream!
"The housekeeper and servants will remind you." Xiang Huaizhi said calmly.
Jing Huan: "… "
Xiang Huaizhi: "Have you talked to them these days?"
"No."
Clicking on butlers and servants can call them to clean the house, but only indoors. Jing Huan didn't even want to care about the weeds outside the door, let alone other things.
Xiang Huaizhi dragged the team home and clicked on the servant.
[Servant: Congratulations, Master! Your wife, Sweet King, has a baby in her belly! [Sahua]~~ After seven days, the baby will be born! (During this period, Xiao Tianjing's diet will affect the baby's health)]
The system repeatedly emphasizes the need to pay attention to the woman's diet, and to put it bluntly, there are four - please recharge.
Although Jing Huan has never given birth to a child and has never seen anyone else give birth, he once saw other players in the store selling supplements, the cheapest ones costing ten gold, and that stuff only adds a little health.
Pit game.
Jing Huan said, "Brother, I think I can give birth to a healthy baby without eating anything."
Xiang Huaizhi said, "You can't."
[Speaker] My heart is longing for it: To receive supplementary bird's nest, you need any quality, and you can add money for full products. Receive all kinds of children's supplies, bring the price, wholesale high price.
Jing Huan: "?"
[World] Lulu: What the hell, Xiao Tianjing is pregnant
[World] My name is Dabai: Congratulations to God.
[World] Don't ask the date of return: congratulations! Are there any red envelopes!
[World] Ruo Ming: Xiao Tianjing, don't play in the arena these days. My wife almost killed her child when she played in the arena last time.
[World] Farewell with ink: Xiao Tianjing is well raised! You are the son of the god of war in your belly!
Jing Huan: "… "
Are you too deep into the play
[World] Seeking Buddha: No, how long have you been married? ? Is this pregnant? ? ? My wife and I went to pray to Guanyin for half a year without moving, and the names were changed like this...
[World] Pioneer of Quitting Gambling: Should the child born to Xiang Shen and Xiao Tianjing be a demon? What sect do you think you will worship
[World] Drunk as a song: I must worship Qi Yashan with the God of War.
[World] Gambling Pioneer: Hey, this baby will be reincarnated and cast into the first wealthy family in Jinghua Shuiyue. With Xiang God's posture, he intends to keep bird's nest dragon balls every day.
Life is good, but unfortunately she lost her mother when she was born.
After all, at Christmas, he and Xin Xingzhi are about to divorce.
Just as Jing Huan was thinking, a message suddenly popped up on the screen.
[Half life added you as a friend. 】
Jing Huan's eyelids jumped.
What the hell does Lu Wenhao want to do
[Stranger] Half life: Are you there goddess [shy]
[Stranger] Sweetie: I'm not myself.
[Stranger] Half-Life: Yes, then I'll go find my husband.
[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: I'm here, just now my roommate was playing with my computer, and now I've beaten him to death.
[Stranger] Half-Life:…
[Stranger] Half-Life: Goddess, you are so rude, I like it.
You like a fart, you like your shemale ex.
[Stranger] Xiao Tianjing: Is there something wrong
[Stranger] Half-Life: Oh, goddess, don't be so indifferent, our two gangs have reconciled, didn't your gang leader tell you
[Stranger] Half-Life: It's okay, I've heard your loyalty to serve the country, it's very nice. Before the gang war accidentally killed you, I couldn't get through it, and now I want to make up for it. [Bird's Nest] I have supplements here. If you add me as a friend, I will give it to you for free. How about it
Jing Huan raised his hand and added the person.
Free, who don't be a fool. Besides, since he had lost so much experience before, it was time for Lu Wenhao to come back with filial piety.
[Friend] Little Sweet King: Thank you.
Lu Wenhao looked at these three words and always felt that they were not quite right.
Why does it look like he's scolding someone...
[Friend] Half-Life: Where are you, I'll lose you.
[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Take it first, I'll take it when I'm free.
[Friend] Half-Life: ? … as well.
Xiang Huaizhi's game interface was almost overwhelmed by his friend's prompt.
Although the supplements are expensive, they are not rare. He led the people in the team to the main city trading point and traded them one by one.
Lu Hang said: "I seem to have supplements in my warehouse, and I will lose you in a while."
Xiang Huaizhi made a sound of "um".
Lu Hang said curiously: "How many times have you been looking for Guanyin to ask for a child? There is a baby so soon. I heard that the child is very strong after the revision, and I am planning to find a girl to cooperate to give birth to one."
"Did not go."
"Impossible, how did you get pregnant without going?" After Lu Hang finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, turned his head and asked pretendingly, "... You were green?"
Jiu Xia is not that advanced yet, there is no cuckold system.
Xiang Huaizhi is in a good mood and doesn't care about him: "Happy bed."
"Happy bed..." Lu Hang was shocked.
After the children's system is updated, it is not easy to get pregnant. The probability of pregnancy is not high when looking for a son, Guanyin, and the probability of pregnancy in Xibed is even lower.
Players once teased that the plan was only to not make the bed look too tasteless, so they reluctantly added this function.
He said sincerely: "It's awesome, worthy of being a god of war, a real man."
Xiang Huaizhi received a few supplies from the warehouse, and threw them to the servants. Jing Huan couldn't stop him.
In the evening, Jing Huan took a bath early and prepared to go to the arena. Because of the gang war, they haven't played in the arena for a long time, and they yearn for it. The score is high, and they don't necessarily fall off the list after a few months.
"Brother! I'm done washing it!" Jing Huan wiped his hair and said, "Let's go to the arena."
"Do not hit."
"Why?" Jing Huan was taken aback, "Are you okay?"
Xiang Huaizhi said, "You can't hit or hurt the child."
Jing Huan was shocked: "Who said that!"
"People in the world say it."
Do you actually watch Channel World
This is not the style of the Great God, doesn't the Great God block all channels!
Jing Huan was so angry that he even whispered, "No, that person must have lied to us, that is, he deliberately didn't let you go to the arena to abuse them."
Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "Then he succeeded."
"… "
Jing Huan let go of the mouse and fell back.
Isn't this fucking game character pregnant
How could it be like he was pregnant in real life? He couldn't go or move. Could it be that he should hang up for a week
Seeing his silence, Xiang Huaizhi hesitated for a moment: "You really want to play?"
After a long while, Jing Huan said, "I don't really want to..."
Xiang Huaizhi heard what he meant.
Jing Huan got up and went to wash and hang the towel on his head. When he came back, he found an additional message on WeChat.
Xiang: xiang1999, xiang1999xiang.
Jing Huan was stunned for a moment: "What did you send me?"
"The front is the account number, and the back is the password." Xiang Huaizhi said, "You can get on my number and call."
Jing Huan was slightly startled: "What about you?"
Xiang Huaizhi said, "I will drive your number to weed at home."
Jing Huan: "… "
"What sect do you want to form? I'll contact your teammates for you."
Jing Huan hadn't played a physics school for a long time, and he didn't dare to mess around with such a high competitive score.
"Forget it," he gave up, "I just want to fight you, so I won't fight if you're not there."
When Xiang Huaizhi heard the words, there were other emotions in his eyes.
Whether it was an illusion or not, he always felt that Jing Huan had seldom acted like a spoiled child to him recently.
Seeing that he didn't say a word, Jing Huan opened the video software and picked a movie, intending to use it to pass the time.
I don't know how long it took, the longing microphone lit up again: "You get on my number."
Jing Huan: "Huh?"
"I brought Lu Changchu's trumpet," Xiang Huaizhi said, "Let's go in a team."
Lu Hang's trumpet is a full-level nurse, the equipment is barely usable, and the skills are full.
Everything else is fine, but the name is a bit of a problem.
The name is "Road Baby".
Xiang Huaizhi frowned: "No other number?"
Lu Hang thought for a while: "there's another one called Hang Baobao, which one do you like?"
Xiang Huaizhi: "..."
Jing Huan got on the account he longed for, and the first thing he did was to see his artifact.
Then I was blinded by the additional attributes brought by the artifact.
After watching, Jing Huan looked at the nurse beside him with distressed eyes.
His father once said that the luck of a person's life is limited.
Jing Huan seriously doubted that all the good luck he longed for was folded by this weapon, so that he would encounter this unscrupulous shemale.
A hundred causes must bear fruit, and your doom is mine.