Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 79

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Lu Hang glanced at Jinghuan's face and laughed: "No, just kidding, it's not the big belly you think."

Jing Huan blinked a few times.

What kind of big belly is there

This is Xiang Huaizhi's privacy, he is not easy to ask, he can only nod: "Oh..."

"But Xiang Xiang is indeed not single." Lu Hang added.

Xiang Huaizhi finally showed a hint of impatience: "Are you going to be a paparazzi after graduation?"

"I don't have that plan yet." Lu Hang said with a smile, "I want to go home and inherit my billions of properties."

Lu Wenhao was happy: "It's a coincidence, so am I."

Then the two of them started pretending to be coming and going. When they arrived at their destination, they had already discussed what kind of helicopter should be used for the graduation ceremony to appear high-end and low-key.

Jing Huan didn't participate in their pretense, but kept listening with her ears pricked up and having fun all the way.

The farmhouse was built in the wilderness, next to an unknown lake. A large boat was parked on the lake, which should be the "boat dinner" advertised by the merchants.

The boat looked a little old, but it was fairly clean, and Jing Huan was quite satisfied.

The middle-aged woman standing at the gate saw them from afar, and when the car stopped, she hurriedly came to meet them.

The woman is the proprietress of this store, she is warm and simple, and she forcibly shared a small backpack with the older men.

Lu Wenhao booked a large box, where he would eat some home-cooked food at noon, and then go to the boat for dinner to watch the night view.

However, the surrounding area is sparsely populated, and it is estimated that it will be pitch-dark at night, and there is nothing to see.

After lunch was half full, Lu Wenhao got up first: "Come on, let's assign tasks. Fishing, picking vegetables and picking fruits, which do you want to do? I'll say it first, I'll go pick fruits!"

Lu Hang said: "I'll go fishing. I have experience. I'll arrange a full fish feast for you in the evening."

Gao Zixiang immediately said that he would also go fishing.

The three of them turned their attention to Jing Huan.

Xiang Huaizhi turned his head and asked, "What do you want to do."

Jing Huan originally wanted to pick fruit, but to go to the orchard, he had to take the boss's car, which looked dirtier than the bedroom where he was still in the pot.

"I'll pick vegetables."

Lu Wenhao was stunned: "Oh no, I'll just say it casually, are you really going to the field?"

"Fishing is boring."

Xiang Huaizhi looked back: "Then I'll pick vegetables too."

The fields of the boss's house are just opposite the gate, and there are all kinds of fields.

Lu Wenhao sat on the boss's little tricycle and gradually went away, his voice still echoing in the field: "Huan-Huan! Pick more chili! The one that is super hot!! It can make my ass red!!!"

Jing Huan held the bamboo basket in both hands, all his appetite disappeared instantly, and he wanted to catch up and put the bamboo basket on the head of this fool.

He was about to open his mouth to scold someone, when a burst of warmth suddenly covered the back of his neck.

Xiang Huaizhi put his hand on his neck and gently pushed him with strength: "What are you in a daze? Let's go."

Because it is by the lake, the air is filled with the smell of lake water. Although it is not as fresh and pleasant as the sea breeze, it does not have the polluted stench.

When they got to the field, Jing Huan squatted down and carefully looked at the vegetables in the field.

Xiang Huaizhi paused slightly, then squatted down with him.

"What are you looking at?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan said honestly, "See if there are any bugs."

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the sludge on the vegetable leaves: "Generally there is, just rinse it with water."

After Jing Huan heard this, her face was wrinkled.

He understands the reason, after all, it is something planted in the ground, it can't be clean, and I don't know how many bugs have crawled over it. If it's clean and sent to the table, let him see these face-to-face...

He will definitely not touch the dishes tonight.

Jing Huan pulled up the gloves before picking vegetables.

While shaking, he joked: "Brother, am I being too hypocritical?"

"No." Xiang Huaizhi denied.

Jing Huan guessed that Xiang Huaizhi would say this, and his smile widened.

When he arrived at the pepper field, Xiang Huaizhi asked, "How many peppers did you pick?"

Jing Huan didn't want to look directly: "If you don't pick it, you'll have a light meal tonight."

Xiang Huaizhi gave him a funny look, then bent down and picked some.

Jing Huan just saw this smile, he paused for a moment, and suddenly asked, "Brother, who are you dating? Is it from our school?"

Xiang Huaizhi paused slightly and continued to break peppers: "Are you curious?"

"Of course I'm curious," Jing Huan looked at his fingers, "and also... If she's from our school, then I have to contact the school forum administrator and ask him to delete the post about us."

That forum is a semi-official website of the school, and it is not difficult to find an administrator to delete posts.

He thought it didn't matter before, and he never cared about it.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned and looked up at him: "Why delete it?"

Jing Huan was taken aback by the question.

He said "Ah": "Brother, haven't you read the post? Those people are talking about some nonsense in it..."

"What did you say?"

Jing Huan blinked: "Just... say we are a good match."

Of course, the content of the comments is more than that simple. Not only did the group of people arrange who they would go on and who would go down, but there was even a "whistleblower" who said that he rented a house outside just to make a mess with Xiang Huaizhi.

The imagination is so fucking rich.

Of course Jing Huan wouldn't say it, he said euphemistically, "Anyway, when you go down hundreds of floors, there are things your girlfriend doesn't like to hear."

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows: "Have you read the post yet?"

"… "

Jing Huan coughed: "No, Lu Wenhao and the others always say this in my ear when they are idle."

Xiang Huaizhi looked back and threw the peppers into the basket: "No, he won't mind that."

Jing Huan nodded: "Oh."

It turned out to be really in love.

When did this happen? He remembered that during the sports meeting, no girl dared to give Xiang Huaizhi water.

It didn't take long to pick the vegetables, and they handed them over to the back chef, and the two walked around the farmhouse.

Then I learned from the employees that the big houses behind the farmhouse are all owned by the boss. The boss thought it was boring to live in, so he opened such a store, just to make it fun and not make money.

Jing Huan sighed: "Rich people live in seclusion in the deep forest, but poor people are thinking about which helicopter to buy when they graduate."

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his head and laughed.

Jing Huan's ears went numb, he stopped subconsciously, and turned to look at the people around him.

Xiang Huaizhi smiled lightly: "What are you looking at?"

"No," Jing Huan recovered, raised his hand and rubbed his nose, "Brother, did I tell you that your voice is very similar to a friend of mine?"

Xiang Huaizhi stopped laughing and murmured, "Friend?"

Jing Huan nodded unknowingly: "It's very similar."

Xiang Huaizhi looked at him and asked after a while, "Are you a good friend?"

Jing Huan frowned and thought for a long time: "It doesn't count..."

"Huan Huan!"

Lu Wenhao interrupted him by biting the peach, standing at the door and waving at them: "Go! Get on the boat!"

There were only three dining tables on board, and they were one of the guests.

It was already dusk, and the sunset was dyed red in the sky, like a splash of dye.

Jing Huan casually rested his elbows on the railing along the boat, and watched with fascination with Erlang's legs crossed.

Xu Shi watched a lot with his parents when he was a child. He was always not interested in these mountains, rivers and rivers. After walking for an hour or two, he was tired. Now he counts on the chef's skill not to be too bad.

Lu Wenhao took the menu and said, "I'm sorry, you didn't follow me, the boss's orchard is very big, and the fruit is fresh, I think it can be opened independently, and now some people are bored and like to pick fruit? … should the fish be steamed or braised?”

Lu Hang spit out a cigarette: "All, we have caught so much, and we will give him all the steaming, stewing and stewing."

After he finished speaking, he handed the cigarette case to Jing Huan, put his index finger on the bottom of the case, and a cigarette popped out: "Huanhuan, come here?"

Xiang Huaizhi sat between the two, raised his hand and closed the cigarette case: "He doesn't smoke."

Everyone was startled.

Jing Huan recovered, smiled and said, "Thank you, but I really don't smoke."

"I haven't smoked all the time, or don't dare to smoke now?" Lu Hang thought that it was because of Xiang Huai's existence, and said, "Don't be afraid of him, it's a big deal that we will smoke on the top."

"I haven't smoked all the time." Jing Huan said, "I don't like the taste."

"I can't tell, you're pretty good." Lu Hang put away the cigarette case.

After ordering the dishes, a few people at the table started chatting, and with Lu Wenhao there, they wouldn't be cold wherever they went. Xiang Huaizhi listened quietly, glanced at the end of his eyes, and saw that the people around him were playing with their mobile phones with their heads down.

Seconds later, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

He turned a deaf ear, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip.

"Huanhuan, which girl's birthday present are you rejecting now?" Lu Wenhao deliberately teased him.

Jing Huan laughed, typed a few more words, and then threw the lock screen of his phone on the table: "I'm not chatting with a girl... If it's not dark for a day, your father will die?"

"Can you chat with a man for so long?" Lu Wenhao doubted.

"I just love to chat with this man. You can't control me if I talk to him for three days and three nights." Jing Huan threw a peanut at him, "There are so many side dishes on the table, you can't keep your mouth shut."

Xiang Huaizhi exhaled lightly.

He suddenly felt funny, what did he want to hear about Jing Huan? Do you want him to say "Your voice is very similar to my game husband's voice"

It's impossible to think about it, you can only use the word "friend".

He took out his phone and flipped through the messages.

Xiaojing: [Share-How to raise a demon baby in Jiuxia's parenting strategy? 】

Xiaojing Ya: [Share - What is the best school for the demon baby to worship? 】

Xiaojing: Brother, look at these two posts! The baby can be a teacher after one month of birth, you can see what kind of martial art you can choose for him at that time! *^▽^*

Xiang: You can bring it with you, and let him worship whatever sect he likes.

Seeing this news, Jing Huan scratched his head.

We got divorced a month after the baby was born, how could it be my turn to take it with me...

In his mind, the day they met at Christmas was the day they divorced.

Just as he was thinking about how to reply, the proprietress brought two dishes.

Lu Hang put out the cigarette, got up and said, "I'm going to the toilet."

Jing Huan turned off the phone: "I'll go too."

There were exactly two toilets, and they were very clean. Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief, and his impression of this store rose again.

When he came out, Lu Hang was washing his hands.

When Lu Hei went back, Lu Hang thought about waiting for him, and waited beside him after drying his hands.

He glanced at Jinghuan's hand and smiled: "How come your hand is whiter than the little girl's."

Jing Huan said: "It's genetic, my mother is white."

Lu Hang glanced at it, suddenly remembered something, and took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "By the way, Huanhuan, let's add a WeChat friend."

"Okay." Jing Huan wiped his hands, "I'll sweep you."

"Okay." Lu Hang opened the QR code and handed it to him.

Jing Huan raised his phone, and his smile froze after seeing the screen of the other party's phone.

The phone beeped lightly, and the other party's WeChat information appeared on the screen of his phone.

Lu Hang stood there for a while, and half a minute later, the person in front of him was still holding his mobile phone, motionless.

He frowned and tilted his head: "Why, didn't you scan it?"

Jing Huan was shocked, and immediately covered the screen of the mobile phone to his chest, and the screen was tightly covered.

"No, no, I... Yes, I didn't scan it."

He couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

Grass

Grass? ?

Why is Lu Hang's WeChat name "Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost"? ?

Jing Huan's scalp was numb, and he even felt that his breathing was not smooth.

Lu Hang nodded: "Then sweep it again, or I'll sweep you."

"No, wait... I..." An unbelievable thought came into Jing Huan's mind, he swallowed, "Do you have Brother Xiang's WeChat? I, I want to add Brother Xiang first... "

Lu Hang looked at him inexplicably: "don't you have his WeChat?"

That said, but Lu Hang still pulled out his roommate's WeChat from the friend list and handed it to Jing Huan.

Jing Huan stared at the familiar head portrait of the night scene. The whole person seemed to be struck by lightning, and there seemed to be countless branches growing under his feet, which were closely connected with the earth. Thousands of words floated through my mind in half a second, and at the end only one sentence remained—

Grass.

It's too late for him to die now.