Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 81

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Jing Huan originally thought that it might not be so embarrassing in crowded situations.

But he never expected that Lu Wenhao, who had been nagging for nearly ten hours, was now silent. He said that he was motion sickness and wanted to vomit, but now he is sleeping like a pig in the passenger seat.

Even Gao Zixiang, who was beside him, fell asleep leaning against the car window.

Jing Huan hugged the gift box and sat in the middle of the seat, shrugging her shoulders carefully, feeling like an idiot.

"It's strangely quiet," Lu Hang said suddenly, "Why don't you start a song and listen to it?"

Jing Huan said calmly, "Okay."

Lu Hang turned on the music on his mobile phone, connected to Bluetooth, and wondered, "what's wrong with your voice?"

"… "

Although he turned on the voice changer in the game, he was still a little flustered after knowing that Lu Hang was Lu Chuchu. When it was quiet, he began to cover himself up unconsciously.

Jing Huan coughed: "Maybe there was too much wind in the night, and my throat is a little uncomfortable."

Xiang Huaizhi turned his head and glanced at him.

The boy looked straight ahead, sitting upright and straight, and those who didn't know thought he was in class.

"Is it uncomfortable to sit?" he asked.

Jing Huan stiffened and shook his head: "No."

Feeling his tension, Xiang Huaizhi thought he was embarrassed to say it.

Xiang Huaizhi pondered for a few seconds, and instead of giving him extra space, he said, "You can rely on me."

Worrying about disturbing the people in the car to sleep, Lu Hangkai's music was very low.

Jing Huan nodded indiscriminately, his heartbeat beating softly on his ear drums, and he didn't dare to turn his head back.

They were already shoulder-to-shoulder, so how could they be counted as leaning against each other

This road Jinghuan had a hard time, her legs were sore when the car drove to school.

Lu Wenhao woke up in a trance and felt a little dizzy. He dropped the car window, but as soon as he opened a crack, the cold wind rushed in and woke him up.

"I'm so..." He shuddered and quickly closed the window, the inside of the car felt a little colder, "Why is it so cold? Has it cooled down?"

Lu Hang glanced at the temperature display: "Well, it's only twelve degrees outside, this ghost weather."

Gao Zixiang also woke up from the cold. He tightened his jacket: "Damn, who allowed you to open the window? I thought I was thrown out of the car by Jing Huan because of snoring."

Jing Huan sniffed and ignored him.

I want to jump out of the car myself, how can I have the energy to lose you.

Cars cannot enter the school, and the parking lot is still some distance away from the school. Lu Hang pondered for a while: "otherwise, I will send you to school first, and I will just park the car myself."

"That's good." Lu Wenhao said hurriedly, "Go directly to the parking lot, a few big men, don't be afraid of freezing."

"You are not afraid, there is not a birthday star in the car." Lu Hang said with a smile, "It's okay, I will send you back first."

Seeing him say this, Lu Wenhao didn't refute it hypocritically. He yawned and turned his head to glance: "Huanhuan, what are you holding?"

Jing Huan said, "The scarf is for my brother."

Lu Wenhao looked envious: "Damn it, that's good, you can get out of the car in a while and fight the cold."

Jing Huan didn't even think about it: "No, it's just this way, it won't happen."

"Let's wear it, you always catch a cold in winter." Lu Wenhao asked, "Or you don't like this scarf style?"

Jing Huan clearly felt that the people around him turned to look out the window.

Jing Huan smiled grimly at Lu Wenhao.

You might as well go to sleep.

"How is that possible, I just... don't think it's necessary." He opened the box, took out the scarf, and said through gritted teeth, "Forget it, it seems to be quite cold, I'll wear it."

"Huanhuan," Lu Hang called to him, "where is the house you rented?"

"It's not far from the back door, I'll just get off with them, thank you Brother Lu." Jing Huan said hurriedly.

After getting out of the car, Jing Huan put his hands in his pockets, his eyes had nowhere to rest, and he could only stick to Lu Wenhao's face: "Then I'll go back first."

Jing Huan entered the community as if escaping, and he breathed a long sigh of relief until he turned the corner and walked into the corridor, making sure that Xiang Huaizhi could not see him.

When he got into the elevator, he felt sweaty from the scarf covering his neck, but when he took it off, he saw nothing.

When he got home, he hung the scarf in the closet, then took off his clothes and went straight to the bathroom.

Lying in the bathtub, he leaned back, letting the hot water soak the back of his neck, and finally had a moment of relaxation.

He lay down for a while with his head empty, and then was pulled back to his senses by the sound of the phone.

Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost: Xiaojingjing, what are you doing? Come up and play this book

Jing Huan's heart trembled, and the tension just now returned.

He exhaled and typed calmly.

Xiaojing: I have something to do, sorry I can't go to T▽T tonight.

Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost: OK, then come tomorrow.

Looking at the dialogue with Lu Hang, Jing Huan had to face reality again.

He thought about it calmly on the way back, in fact, there are many traces to be found.

The few months when the number that he longed for was thrown to the power trainer, it was the time for Xiang Huaizhi to go home to recuperate from a leg injury.

When they met at the resort, the yearning happened to also go up the mountain.

Even the school sports meet is held at the same time.

So many coincidences come together, it's not a coincidence.

Everything is clear and clear, he should have noticed... a fart! ! !

How did you notice this!

Who can detect this! !

Jing Huan took a deep breath, forget it, now is not the time to worry about it.

He wants to think about what to do next.

How to do it to solve this problem perfectly.

Jing Huan began to recall what he had done in the past few months.

That is, they chased Xiang Huaizhi with great fanfare for several months.

In other words, I called my brother several hundred times.

That is, "cheating" him a few pieces of equipment and "a little" game gold.

…that is, sending him a picture of his thighs.

...and called him husband, just one.

...and forced Xiang Huaizhi to call himself "baby".

I grass

Am I crazy then why would I coax a guy to call me baby

Jing Huan was deeply shocked by her shameless self in the past few months.

I don't know if it's been soaking for a long time or I'm angry with myself. For a moment, Jing Huan felt like he was going to faint in the bathtub.

He quickly retracted his thoughts, left the bathtub, and went back to bed to continue his self-examination.

Half an hour later, when he finished his review, what he thought was not "how can I explain to my brother before he is willing to forgive me", but "how can I beg for mercy to save this little life".

Jing Huan thought for a while, if anyone dared to treat him like this...

He doesn't skin the man, and he doesn't have the surname Jing.

The phone rang again, and Jing Huan was really startled. He picked up the phone irritably, glanced at it, and turned over suddenly.

Xiang Huaizhi: Are you home

Xiaojing: Here we go!

Because of his guilty conscience, Jing Huanguang's heart beat faster when he saw the other person's name.

The phone vibrated again.

Xiang: The book will be downloaded at noon tomorrow.

Xiaojing: Good!

After replying, Jing Huan threw the phone away and sighed at the ceiling.

Fortunately, Xiang Huaizhi doesn't know who he is yet, and he still has time to think about it.

Jing Huan, be optimistic!

be strong!

Jing Huan slowly closed his eyes, but did not feel sleepy.

Suddenly he felt that something was wrong.

Ten seconds later, he suddenly opened his eyes, and a carp sat up from the bed!

He picked up the phone in horror, because his fingers trembled, he clicked for a long time before opening WeChat.

At the top of WeChat, the avatars of the two accounts "Xiang" and "Xiang Huaizhi" were close together, as if mocking him.

Jing Huan was completely dumbfounded.

He thought it was too troublesome to create a new trumpet, so he directly yearned for it with the big one.

And his tuba also added Xiang Huaizhi.

If Xiang Huaizhi is not stupid, he should be able to recognize that his wife and junior use the same WeChat.

Of course Xiang Huaizhi is not stupid.

"… "

This amount of information directly overwhelmed Jing Huan's brain, and he didn't know where to start sorting it out.

Since Xiang Huaizhi knew who he was, why didn't he expose him

Why are you still married to him?

Even having such a big wedding? ?

Jing Huan was blinded.

If you want to make fun of yourself, you don't need to spend so much money.

And he didn't think Xiang Huaizhi was someone who would joke about marriage.

Jing Huan thought about countless reasons, and finally came up with an absurd idea - Xiang Huaizhi really likes him.

This thought made him forget to breathe for a moment.

He stared at the two WeChat avatars, his heart beating wildly.

If, if so, does Xiang Huaizhi like Xiao Tianjing or Jing Huan

Either way, it's fucking terrible.

The 20th birthday was a mess.

When Jing Huan woke up the next day, he was dizzy.

He didn't remember what time he went to bed last night. He didn't have a quilt on his body, and the cool wind blew in from the window. After ten seconds, he suddenly felt cold.

He still had his phone in his hand.

He wanted to confess to Xiang Huaizhi last night, but after thinking about it all night, he didn't know how to speak.

Jing Huan raised the phone to check the time, only to find that the phone had been automatically turned off long ago.

Connected to the charging cable, he slowly moved his body, finally got up from the bed, and added a piece of clothing to himself. When I came back, the phone just turned on, and the time showed 13:11.

He was stunned for a moment, and a few messages popped up on WeChat.

There are eight in total, six of which were made by Lu Hang and Chi Chi.

Xiang Huaizhi only sent two.

Xiang: Are you awake

Xiang: Wake up and say.

Jing Huan scratched his hair angrily and quickly replied.

Xiaojing: I woke up, I overslept, sorry...

Xiang: Are you on the number today

Xiaojing: Come on.

Xiang: Well, waiting for you.

Jing Huan bit her lip, made up her mind, and turned to the toilet to wash up.

Because he didn't walk steadily on the road, he hit the corner of the bed, and the pain made him gasp.

Knowing that his state was not right, he took his temperature by the way after washing, it was thirty-eight degrees seven.

Jing Huan turned on the computer and asked Lu Wenhao and the others to ask for a leave before hurriedly catching up to the game.

As soon as you log in, you will receive interesting reminders from the child's system.

[Wow~~ The little baby kicked your stomach lightly! ^^】

"… "

I've only been pregnant for a few days, and the fetus still won't move, okay

After Jing Huan complained, he received a message from Xiang Huaizhi.

[husband and wife] yearning for it: come home.

Jing Huan teleported home and was taken aback by the courtyard decoration.

The weeds in the courtyard have all disappeared, the broken wooden fence has been replaced by a strong fence, and there is a peach tree and several pots of unknown flowers in the narrow courtyard.

In the middle of the courtyard, there is a bamboo swing and a small wooden horse.

Although it is not luxurious, it is simple and warm, more like a home than the mansion that Xiang Huai lived in before.

[Husband and wife] yearning for it: I bought a few casually.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: …

[husband and wife] yearning for it: don't you like it

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: I like it.

Jing Huan licked his lips and started typing and drafting.

Early death, early release.

He wants to confess.

But the words of the showdown have been pondered over and over ten times, written and deleted, but have not been sent out once.

Jing Huan felt that high school composition was not so difficult to write.

Until they entered the next team, Jing Huan couldn't say a word.

"Xiao Jingjing," Lu Hang asked jokingly, "how about, are you satisfied with the new courtyard?"

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Satisfied... How do you know we have a new courtyard

"Of course I know, Xiang Xiang has just been browsing the forum to find a decoration plan." Lu Hang said, "more serious than class."

[Team] Little Sweet View:…

Jing Huan felt his throat dry, picked up the water glass next to the mouse and took a sip.

At this time, several speakers popped up at the bottom of the screen.

[Speaker] Acacia: Challenge the first day of not liking Xiao Xiao.

[Speaker] Acacia disregard: Challenge failed!

[Speaker] Acacia: Happy 3rd Anniversary~

"Hey, how can this lovesickness imitate you?" Lu Hang was amused, "but why haven't I seen you challenge and dislike your brother recently?"

[Team] Little Sweet View:…

[Team] Yearning for it: No need to challenge.

[Team] Yearning for it: Can't see the title of husband and wife

Jing Huan felt his body temperature rise again.

He raised his hands to cover his face, his heart beating fast.

Why don't you wait until you get better

With a fever, Xiang Huaizhi might be beaten up too badly, right

Confession is hard, but withdrawal is easy.

As soon as he lowered his head and raised his head, Jing Huan made a new decision.

No matter what the other party's purpose is to lie... Let him be a tortoise for two more days. After he recovers, he will remove the tortoise shell and let Xiang Huaizhi slaughter it.