Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 86

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Jing Huan looked into Xiang Huaizhi's eyes and forgot what he had just said.

The theater's voice announcement sounded, reminding them to enter.

Xiang Huaizhi stood up with popcorn and roses: "I'm not short of money, and I don't want to have anything to do with her. Go in."

Jing Huan let out an "oh" and hurriedly followed him.

When queuing up to check the tickets, Jing Huan regained his senses a little.

In fact, it's not that he can't say it. On the contrary, he is more used to calling Xiang Huaizhi "brother". After all, he calls it a lot in the game. When he first met Xiang Huaizhi, he almost called it wrong several times.

But, let's call it that now, it's just... It feels weird all of a sudden.

The two of them chatted for time and stood at the end of the ticket-checking line.

Jing Huan walked into the screening room with two glasses of Coke, looked up, there were few people in the screening room, two or two were seated, and there was one rose per person, which seemed to be a special event for couples.

At this time, Xiang Huaizhi turned around, and the rose in his hand showed half of its petals with his movements: "How many?"

Jing Huan said, "The last row, seats 7 and 8."

There were only the two of them in the last row. Jing Huan put the cola away, and when he looked up, he saw Xiang Huaizhi put the rose next to the cola.

Just like the other couples in the arena.

Jing Huan: "… "

How do you feel something is not right.

At the beginning of the movie, Jing Huan sat upright, ready to watch the movie seriously.

There was an introduction in front of the movie. After Jing Huan patiently watched it, a few big words appeared on the screen - Don't mess with my robot girlfriend.

Jing Huan was a little confused, picked up the movie ticket in his hand and confirmed it seriously.

He didn't watch it carefully when he was on the court today, he just thought the cover of the movie was very sci-fi, so he just chose this one.

The movie theater is even more perfunctory. The movie ticket is not printed, but handwritten, with only "Robot" written on it.

Turns out this isn't a sci-fi movie? ?

In the past, Jing Huan must have gotten up and left.

But today his patience has been extended to the maximum. Not only did he not leave, he also chose a comfortable position for himself to sit.

Jing Huan's expression was very subtle when he saw the male protagonist on the screen open the courier and found a female robot without an inch lying inside.

It can be seen that the scale of the original film is large, but after editing, there is nothing left.

Jing Huan propped his chin with interest, and when he lowered his head, he saw the movements of the young couple in front of him.

When the male protagonist opened the courier, the girl immediately sat up straight and covered her boyfriend's eyes shyly.

"… "

What a cover up!

People just show their necks! !

Jing Huan thought it was funny, he turned his head to complain, but met Xiang Huaizhi's gaze.

Xiang Huaizhi looked down at him and asked, "What's wrong."

Jing Huan put all the words he wanted to complain to the back of his mind.

He looked back, grabbed the popcorn and threw it in his mouth, with a sweet taste: "Do you... eat popcorn?"

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Delicious?"

"It's a little sweet." Jing Huan paused, "Damn, it's too sweet... You better not eat it, it's boring."

In the darkness, Xiang Huaizhi smiled lightly: "Well."

Jing Huan: "… "

Grass.

What am I babbling about! ! !

Am I crazy I have nothing to do why buy popcorn! Why buy a couples package! ! Wouldn't it be fun to order two Cokes! ! !

Jing Huan changed his sitting position uncomfortably, and the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.

Lu Wenhao: No... I suddenly thought of a question.

Xiaojing:

Lu Wenhao: Shouldn't it be a three-person movie? Why don't I have a name

Lu Wenhao: Why didn't you and Senior Xiang call me!

Jing Huan was stunned.

Don't tell me, he really didn't think about bringing Lu Wenhao with him...

Xiaojing: It's hard to have a day without classes, how can you deprive you of rest time

Lu Wenhao:

Xiaojing: Take a good rest, drink more hot water, and go to bed earlier.

Jing Huan locked his phone, and when he looked up, the two in front had already secretly kissed.

The boy leaned over and moved the back of his head.

Jing Huan stiffened his neck and dared not turn his head.

What if Xiang Huaizhi is looking at himself again.

Did Xiang Huaizhi see what the two were doing

Jing Huan didn't know what was going on with him, and felt embarrassed all over. Now he wants to rush up and slap the money in the boy's face, let him go to the hotel next door to open a room, and don't do this kind of thing in public.

When the film screening ended, the two people in front finally stopped moving.

Jing Huan was exhausted and had no idea what the movie was about, so he got up in a hurry: "Let's go."

Xiang Huaizhi said "um", reached out and picked up the rose next to the cola, and walked out.

Jing Huan: "… "

Jing Huan walked out of the movie theater with mixed feelings, and blocked this broken place for the second time in his heart.

With the cold wind blowing on his face, Jing Huan finally woke up. He had nothing to say: "This movie is quite long."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "There are only more than 80 minutes."

Jing Huan: "..." Grass, why does he feel like a century has passed.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the time: "Going to eat?"

"Okay," Jing Huan said, "I invite you, what would you like to eat?"

"Xiang Huaizhi?" Someone suddenly called them from behind.

Jing Huan turned around and saw a few tall boys standing behind them, all of whom looked stunned.

Raising his eyebrows to Huaizhi, he said hello, "Squad leader."

The monitor is a northeastern boy, warm and friendly, he has helped a lot of people in the class, and has a good relationship with Xiang Huai.

"It's really you, didn't you say something happened?" The squad leader looked at Jing Huan, "Who is this?"

"Jing Huan, a sophomore!" Before they could answer, the person behind the monitor gave the answer, "You said before that you wanted to make a basketball appointment with him!"

The squad leader suddenly realized: "Oh, junior is good, junior is good."

Jing Huan also laughed: "Hello, senior, we just finished watching the movie."

"Is there any good movie recently?" the monitor asked, "Where are you going now?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Eat."

"Fuck, that's just right, let's go, today is my birthday, please eat barbecue." The squad leader came up and pulled people without a word.

The squad leader was tall and big, but he didn't pull Xiang Huaizhi.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Next time, I'll bring someone here."

The squad leader laughed angrily: "Next time? I mean I'll invite you on my birthday next year."

Jing Huan hurriedly said: "Ah, it's fine, then I'll go back first..."

Before he took two steps back, Xiang Huaizhi grabbed his wrist, and at the same time, the squad leader also grabbed his other arm.

"Don't, let's go together." The squad leader said, "An extra pair of chopsticks! The big table I ordered can sit!"

The barbecue restaurant is newly opened, and there is an opening ceremony. The squad leader said that he and the manager are acquaintances, and raised his hand to order a few dozen beers and two bottles of white.

When Lu Hang arrived, he saw the people in the seat and stared: "Aren't you... What are you going to do? Jing Huan? Why are you here?"

"What the hell? These guys just finished watching the movie." The squad leader stood up with the cup in his hand, "Just now, everyone is ready, let's toast me together, and wish me a happy birthday!"

While laughing at him shameless, everyone stood up and toasted the wine.

The place was originally crowded, it was a big round sofa, and it became even more crowded after Lu Hang joined, and everyone was basically close to half of their bodies.

As soon as Jing Huan sat down, Xiang Huaizhi leaned towards him.

"If they toast you baijiu later, don't drink it."

Jing Huan nodded slightly: "Yes."

rely on ah.

How could he feel that Xiang Huaizhi's breath... almost hit his ears.

Jing Huan and the people at the table basically didn't know each other. He thought it was Xiang Huaizhi who thought too much, but he didn't expect that after three rounds of drinking, the topic really turned to him.

"Junior," the squad leader raised his glass to him, "It's better to see it once you hear it. You look so damn good-looking."

Jing Huan clinked glasses with each other: "It doesn't look good, it's just handsome."

The squad leader smiled: "Yes, confident enough. You don't know, I have heard of you a long time ago. Last time we played against the next class, Huaizhi was not there, and none of the girls in our class came."

He raised his index finger: "It's true that one didn't show up. I was still thinking about what to do... Later I learned that your class also had a game with other classes that day, so I watched you go."

Xiang Huaizhi looked sideways, and saw the boy beside him holding a wine glass in one hand, smiling very happily.

Chatting and chatting, Jing Huan unconsciously accompanied the monitor to drink a few glasses of wine.

Fortunately, this wine glass is small, and it is a matter of two mouthfuls.

He said, "Then next time I ask you to play, brother."

The monitor nodded: "Then you have to give me a few balls, or those girls won't see my goodness."

"Why should I let it go?" Jing Huan said, "You son of a bitch, don't you just cover me?"

The class leader, who is 1.9 meters tall, laughed especially when he heard it: "Tsk, Huaizhi, your little brother really knows how to talk."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled when he heard the words: "Well."

"Actually, you don't need to be so troublesome. If you really want to share a peach blossom with the majority of your compatriots, there is the easiest way," the squad leader said, "You quickly find a little girl to fall in love with, and break the thoughts of those gang members. That's it."

Xiang Huai's actions paused.

Jing Huan laughed: "Forget it, who cares about me. Feelings that only look at the skin are destined to not last long."

Squad leader: "No, do you think about it, or what type do you like? Brother introduced it to you."

"Forget it, forget it." Jing Huan waved his hand, leaned back, and bumped into Xiang Huaizhi's shoulder.

Jing Huan quickly turned his head and asked nervously, "Does it hurt you?"

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes and just looked at him without saying a word.

Again.

Why did Xiang Huaizhi look at him like this again.

He was so tense that he could not speak.

"What are you doing? Looking at each other sweetly?" the squad leader interrupted, "Jing Huan, come and continue drinking."

Jing Huan returned to his senses, turned around pretending to be calm, and picked up his empty glass: "Okay, wait for me to pour a glass of wine."

"Hey, wait a minute, don't drink beer, what's so good about beer?" The squad leader picked up the liquor at hand, "Come and drink this, it's a good thing, it's expensive."

The squad leader stood up as he spoke, and bent down to pour wine into Jing Huan's glass.

As soon as the liquor bottle was stretched out, it was stopped by someone.

Xiang Huaizhi stretched out his hand to block the bottle and said, "He can't drink it."

Everyone at the table was stunned. Lu Hang was the first to react and stood up: "He really can't drink. Last time, he drank a few bottles of beer at KTV and finally went out sideways."

Jing Huan was embarrassed and said stubbornly: "It's not that exaggerated, I was actually awake at the time..."

"It's okay, just a cup, this white one is not strong, it's just for fun." The squad leader said, "Or half a cup?"

Jing Huan also felt that he couldn't get drunk with half a glass. He raised the glass a little and was about to say something.

"Farewell, the children are not fed." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I knew it too late, I didn't have time to prepare a gift for you, and have a drink with you, monitor."

Everyone at the table was shocked, and the squad leader felt it was rare.

The boys in their class are not very good at drinking, they like to persuade them to drink, and Xiang Huaizhi is the person they can't persuade the most.

The boy sitting next to the squad leader immediately said, "Those people drink, they have to count as three cups."

Jing Huan: "?"

This is a bit too much.

Jing Huan hurriedly said, "That's still..."

"Okay." Xiang Huaizhi replied without frowning.

Jing Huan: "… "

Although they chatted happily in the middle, Jing Huan wasn't in their class anyway. When they got to the back, their topic Jing Huan didn't get involved.

He couldn't help turning his head to look at Huaizhi.

Xiang Huaizhi was chatting with the classmates beside him. His face was as usual, except for some inconspicuous pink on his cheeks.

"Jing Huan." After some time, the monitor called him again.

Jing Huan returned to God: "Ah."

The squad leader's cheeks blushed, and he seemed to be drinking a little too much: "Why did your mother give you this name, it sounds like a little girl."

This is not the first time Jing Huan has heard this. He said, "Oh, they say it's good for people to be happy when they live in the world, but Jing Kai and Jing Xin don't sound good, so they use the word Huan."

Everyone at the table laughed. The monitor smiled and gave him a thumbs up: "Auntie is right."

This barbecue was eaten at 9:30, but everyone was still not satisfied. So the squad leader waved his hand and decided to temporarily add the game, asking them to go to a nearby bar to consume AA.

Everyone naturally said yes.

Xiang Huaizhi got up and picked up his jacket: "I won't go with him, you guys can play slowly."

Knowing how difficult it was to invite Xiang Huai, the squad leader didn't care: "It's okay, you can go back by yourself, Jing Huan will go with us."

Jing Huan has only been ill for a while, and he doesn't want to be haunted by a hangover, so he waved his hand: "I'm not going either."

Principal: "Why?"

Jing Huan shrugged: "I'm short of money recently, and I don't have money to go clubbing."

Squad Leader: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi was listening, and he always felt that this excuse was very familiar.

When I walked to the door, I found that it was raining outside, and the rain was even more violent than yesterday.

None of the big men brought an umbrella. Fortunately, the squad leader and the store owner really knew each other, and the store owner borrowed several large umbrellas from them.

Jing Huan and the others also got a black old man's umbrella.

The two walked under the umbrella without speaking.

Jing Huan's eyes turned around, and finally settled on Xiang Huaizhi's hand holding the umbrella handle.

"Are you dizzy?" Xiang Huaizhi said suddenly.

Jing Huan looked like he was caught doing something bad, and immediately looked away: "Ah? I'm not dizzy, I didn't drink much."

"They are good people," Xiang Huaizhi said, "it's just that they have bad drinking habits."

Jing Huan nodded: "Understand."

The rain hit the eaves, making bursts of muffled noises. Because of the heavy rain, there were almost no people on the street, and the dim yellow light of the street lamps hit the stagnant water, dyeing it brightly.

The phone in his pocket vibrated several times before Jing Huan took it out to look.

It's gang news, and the gang doesn't know what to celebrate, and has been giving out red envelopes.

Jing Huan didn't have a point. He put the phone back and suddenly thought of another important thing.

He hadn't had time to explain that Oolong to Xiang Huaizhi.

I was ill yesterday, and I didn't find a chance. Now only he and Xiang Huaizhi are left, which can be said to be the best time.

Jing Huan opened and closed his mouth, unable to hold back a word for a long time.

"Did you take supplements today?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, and it took a while to react: "I have eaten, I will eat it every day after twelve o'clock, and the employer will send a message to remind you."

"When was the child born?"

"If nothing else, Sunday?"

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "It's hard work."

"?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "When the child is born, I will bring you back to make up the experience."

"… "

Actually, there's nothing wrong with that.

Ke Jinghuan felt that he was inexplicably a little over the top.

It sounds like they are actually dating online.

Jing Huan immediately put aside this dangerous thought, took a deep breath, and said, "Brother, I actually have something to tell you."

"What's up."

"About..." Jing Huan's voice became weaker, "About why I turned on the voice changer... I lied to you..."

At the end of the day, Jing Huan wanted to find a seam to drill into.

too difficult.

It's really hard.

High school is not that difficult! ! !

Xiang Huaizhi walked as usual and said, "I know."

"It's like this, a few months ago..." Jing Huan was stunned, realizing what Xiang Huaizhi had said, he turned his head in surprise, "Ah?"

"I said, I know." Xiang Huaizhi said.

"… "

How did you know? ?

Looking at his shocked expression, Xiang Huaizhi wanted to laugh a little.

"Look ahead and walk well," he said.

Jing Huan didn't even know how he got back downstairs in the apartment.

He is full of questions now, but he doesn't dare to ask them, he can only digest them by himself.

After holding it back for so long, he was frightened for a long time, but Xiang Huaizhi knew all about it? ?

The most unbelievable thing is that Xiang Huaizhi is willing to continue to be friends with him even when he knows it.

Give him water.

Ask him to watch a movie.

Stop him from drinking...

Jing Huan pulled away from his messy thoughts, and when he raised his head, his face was full of emotion.

Xiang Huaizhi is really a good person.

good man.

"Brother," Jing Huan's older brother called out very sincere, "I will definitely treat you well in the future."

Xiang Huaizhi originally wanted to say goodbye, but after hearing the words, he said, "...are you good to me?"

"Well," Jing Huan glanced at the roses in Xiang Huaizhi's pocket and blurted out, "You like roses so much? I'll give you a big bouquet next time."

Xiang Huaizhi was silent for a while: "Well, let's go up."

Jing Huan said, "Why don't we go up together? I'll give you a warm glass of milk to warm your stomach. You just drank so much wine, did you feel uncomfortable?"

Xiang Huaizhi took a deep breath.

His alcohol intake is not bad, but he hasn't reached the point where he can't get drunk. The squad leader just poured him a lot of white wine, and his whole brain is a little hot now.

"Not today," he said.

Jing Huan said "Oh": "Then shall I go up first?"

"Um."

Jing Huan took two steps in, suddenly thought of something, and turned back.

Jing Huan untied his scarf and put it on Xiang Huaizhi.

He moved quite casually, and the more than one meter long scarf was casually wrapped around Xiang Huaizhi's neck, which was a little loose. He glanced at it, raised his hand again to wrap him around, and finally pulled his tail to fold it.

"It's cold at night, go back around here," Jing Huan said. "Be warmer. Schools don't like to open the back door when it's raining. The devil knows if the uncle is closed today..."

The scarf has been worn by someone for a long time, and it is stained with the temperature of that person. Xiang Huaizhi smelled the scent on the scarf, as if he was in the blushing dream last night.

After tying it up, Jing Huan said with satisfaction: "I'm going up, send me a message when you're in the dormitory."

He turned around and was about to leave when someone grabbed his arm and dragged him over there.

Jing Huan took two steps because of inertia, bumped into Xiang Huaizhi, and smelled the faint smell of wine on the other party's body.

Jing Huan: "Why..."

He couldn't ask what happened next.

Xiang Huaizhi raised his umbrella with his left hand, blocking their upper bodies. The big black umbrella separated the two from the rain curtain. The voice-activated lights in the building went out. Jing Huan seemed to have returned to the screening hall. Only he and Xiang Huaizhi were left.

Inside the umbrella, Xiang Huaizhi bowed his head and gently touched Jing Huan's lips as he had dreamed last night.