Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 89

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Jing Huan pretended to be calm, straightened his back, and asked, "Is it really killed?"

"Well." Xiang Huaizhi wiped his hair and said.

Xiaotianguo is a trumpet with no lethal power at all. If you change to a cute new account to play with, you can kill people in seconds with two moves.

Jing Huan operated slowly, and the four moves did not kill anyone.

A word kept floating in his mind right now—

Is Xiang Huaizhi gay

No matter how slow he was about this matter, he could vaguely sense something was wrong.

If nothing else, how could there be a man who would claim to be the "husband" of another boy

What he didn't understand at the same time was himself.

To be reasonable, if Lu Wenhao pops out the word husband in front of him, he can send Lu Wenhao back to his hometown for vacation with one punch.

Seeing that Jing Huan hadn't killed herself, Xiao Tianguo was overjoyed, thinking that it was a silent response to her heart's longing to become popular with her.

[Current] Xiao Tianguo: Brother, are you in a bad mood? I can accompany you with your voice.

"Use beheading." Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows when he saw that he hadn't finished the battle for a long time, "Didn't you have a good time in the arena last time?"

As soon as Xiang Huaizhi's voice fell, Jing Huan raised his knife and killed Xiao Tianguo back to the rebirth point.

"I'm not very used to using a mouse." Jing Huan coughed.

Jing Huan was a little flustered now.

He should have discovered it long ago, why did the two boys meet in the dormitory? ?

He thought wildly, and raised his eyes subconsciously.

The gray bed sheet that Xiang Huaizhi used was very thick, revealing a neat corner, which was very warm at first glance.

After a few seconds, Jing Huan snapped back to his senses.

Grass.

I look at other people's bed what to do!

Thinking nonsense, I am a dignified seven-foot man, can I still be forced? !

Xiang Huaizhi didn't know what he was thinking, he stared at Jing Huan's red ears and wanted to laugh.

"You sit and I blow my hair," he said.

Jing Huan nodded and said, "Blow dry, the weather is cold, and it is easy to catch a cold."

The electrical socket is under the air conditioner, a little distance from Xiang Huaizhi's bed. As soon as Xiang Huaizhi walked away, Jing Huan let out a long sigh.

He suspects that sooner or later he will suffocate.

Jing Huan's shoulders and neck relaxed slightly, and he continued to do his daily routine. On the way, he habitually opened the friend list - when he was doing his daily routine, he would take a look at what he was doing.

After seeing the name of the unfamiliar friend list, he realized that it was not his number.

He saw Xiang Huaizhi's group of friends.

There are only two groups, one is the default group of the system, called "friends", and the other is a separate group called "um", and there is only one person in it.

Jing Huan spookedly opened the "um".

Xiao Tianjing lay quietly inside.

He looked down and saw the personalized signature that he didn't know when to set: [Brother's little follower ^▽^].

I can't see it myself, so I don't think that, looking at it now, this signature is really too sloppy.

Jing Huan was startled with goosebumps by her former self, and quickly closed the group, thinking that she would change the sex signature when she wanted to go back.

Like Xiang Huaizhi, it's cool to change it to a period.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously clicked on Xiang Huaizhi's signature signature.

【Just be happy. 】

"… "

After blowing his hair, Xiang Huaizhi put the hairdryer away, and when he came back, he saw Jing Huan hanging the task in the main city, sitting on the chair, clasping his hands together.

"Finished?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan said "um": "I just brushed the daily routine. Someone told you to go to the next book just now. I didn't reply... You can go back."

"Then I won't go back." Xiang Huaizhi took Lu Hang's chair and sat beside Jing Huan.

Grass.

Jing Huan tried his best to control his facial expressions, and told himself frantically in his heart—

"Just be happy" is a phrase that everyone says.

It has nothing to do with the meaning of the name he said at the barbecue restaurant that day.

Don't be selfish!

The two boys sat quietly, and the atmosphere gradually became awkward. Jing Huan was thinking about saying something when Xiang Huaizhi's cell phone broke the peace first.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at it, it was a WeChat call from Chunxiao.

After he was connected, he clicked on the speakerphone directly, and Chun Xiao's voice came from inside.

"Xiang Shen," Chun Xiao asked, "You and Xiao Tianjing really can't come?"

Jing Huan was startled and looked at Xiang Huaizhi suspiciously.

"Well," Xiang Huaizhi said, "he didn't bring a computer."

Chun Xiao was stunned: "I didn't bring a computer... What do you mean? He's outside?"

"Beside me." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Chun Xiao: "..."

Jing Huan: "… "

"It's the weekend, sorry, I'll pay for your repairs then." Xiang Huaizhi said.

"It's alright, my wife will take the exam tomorrow, and I just have time to review." Chun Xiao paused for a while, and said politely, "Then I won't disturb you."

After hanging up the phone, Jing Huan asked awkwardly and blankly, "Have you made an appointment?"

"No, how did you get pregnant?" Xiang Huaizhi said, "The battle of Yaoqi about the appointment."

The Battle of Demon Qi is also a large-scale battle, but because it came out relatively late, it has not had time to be systematically classified into the "Wounded Tire Movement".

Jing Huan said indifferently: "Oh, I thought..."

It turned out to be asking him to open a black book.

No wonder when he entered the room, Xiang Huaizhi looked at his hand at first glance, and he was looking for a computer.

Grass.

Then what was he thinking about.

"Why," Xiang Huaizhi was typing, explaining to the gang who had made an appointment before. After he finished speaking, he raised his eyes and asked with a smile, "Think I called you here to help me with my daily routine?"

Jing Huan said vaguely: "Well."

"I won't call you that."

After Xiang Huaizhi finished speaking, he put the phone on the table. Accidentally touched the pen that fell on the corner of the table, the pen swayed lightly, and fell to the ground with a slap. When the tip of the pen hit the ground, it bounced and hit Jing Huan's shoe.

Half of Jing Huan's concerns were eliminated, and the whole person felt much more relaxed. He bent down before Xiang Huai: "I'll pick it up."

He picked up the pen with his fingers, and just as he was about to get up, he heard the sound of an object falling to the ground, which was clearer than the sound just now.

Jing Huan turned his head and saw a red and white lip balm lying quietly on the ground, something in his pocket.

Jing Huan's heartbeat seemed to miss a beat, and he immediately reached out to pick it up, but unfortunately he was picked up by others before he touched it.

Xiang Huaizhi held the lipstick, looked down at the packaging, and said softly, "Moisturize your lips... strawberry flavor."

Jing Huan stiffened again.

He raised his head, his eyes blinking fast because of his guilty conscience. He pulled out a laugh: "If I said that Lu Wenhao gave it to me at the fortress, would you believe it?"

Xiang Huaizhi smiled lightly: "Trust."

Jing Huan reached out to get the lipstick back, but Xiang Huaizhi retracted his hand and put the lipstick in his palm.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Then you painted it?"

Jing Huan: "… "

Xiang Huaizhi was not looking at him.

Xiang Huaizhi was looking at his lips.

The strange atmosphere that finally dissipated surrounded Jing Huan again, he subconsciously wanted to purse his lips, but felt that it was too deliberate.

He laughed dryly: "It's a gift anyway, no need for nothing."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't speak, just looked at him, his dark brown eyes seemed to have magic power, which could easily make people's heart beat faster.

Jing Huan was a little panicked.

Did he think too much, why did he think... Xiang Huaizhi wanted to kiss him.

no.

This time, I definitely can't do this kind of thing in a foolish way.

Jing Huan thought of hundreds of ways to deal with it, and clenched his fists lightly.

Although he was very guilty, it was true, but he couldn't mess with Xiang Huaizhi because of guilt.

If Xiang Huaizhi really came over, he would…

He beat him.

Hit the shoulder, it shouldn't hurt too much.

A knock on the door interrupted his thoughts.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned slightly, then let go of his hand, the lipstick was placed on the table by him, making a sound.

Jing Huan felt that what Xiang Huaizhi put down was not the lipstick, but his heart.

Lu Hang waited outside the door for a while, raised his hand and wanted to continue knocking, but the door creaked open.

He smiled just as he was about to say something, and suddenly found his relatives and roommates, his eyes didn't seem very friendly.

Xiang Huaizhi blocked the door and asked, "Don't you want to go to KTV?"

"..." Lu Hang said, "I heard that I don't want to go because I don't have a girl. It's boring to sing with a bunch of big men. Of course, I mainly want to come back to accompany you."

Xiang Huaizhi was silent for a few seconds before opening the door to let him in.

Lu Hang was stunned.

Why did he have the illusion that if he didn't answer well, he wouldn't be able to enter the dormitory door

Lu Hang pushed in the door and saw that there were more people in the dormitory, and was stunned.

"Jing Huan?" Seeing the person on the chair, he asked, "Why are you here?"

"I," Jing Huan panicked and blurted out, "I'm here to help my brother with his daily routine."

Lu Hang: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi's face did not change: "Well."

"Didn't you play Nine Heroes?" Lu Hang took off his coat.

Jing Huan subconsciously looked at the people around him.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I just stopped playing, and I didn't forget the operation."

"You can do it too, specially let him come in from outside to brush your daily life?" Lu Hang said.

"No, I'm going back to the bedroom to eat hot pot today, just by the way," Jing Huan took the opportunity to get up from the chair, "I just finished brushing, then I'll go back first, so as not to disturb your rest."

"Don't, don't," Lu Hang hurriedly stopped him and said with a smile, "I've come here, by the way, help me brush it?"

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "You don't have any hands yourself?"

"Don't you ask Jing Huan to help you brush it? Don't double-standard," Lu Hang said, "Okay Huanhuan, my hands are freezing to death, and I don't even want to take off my gloves."

Everyone is here, Jing Huan naturally doesn't care.

When he was doing tasks, Lu Hang was leaning on the table and drinking yogurt with his back to him.

"Huanhuan, you are so nice," Lu Hang said, "by the way, do you like the gift I gave you?"

Jing Huan said, "I like it very much."

"Is it better than what Xiang Xiang sent?" Lu Hang asked.

Jing Huan: "… "

Jing Huan: "Almost, I like them all."

He controlled the warlock to go to the sect, and the friend's message suddenly lit up.

He subconsciously opened it.

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: …

Depend on.

I am not myself!

Don't keep me secret!

Xiang Huaizhi sat lazily, and the sound of typing on the keyboard entered Jing Huan's ears without a sound.

Jing Huan's heart was pounding, he didn't know what to send him to Xiang Huaizhi, and he was afraid that Lu Hang would suddenly turn around and see the news of them.

Fortunately, Lu Hang didn't look back until he finished the task.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't send any more messages.

"It's done," Jing Huan cleared the chat history, stood up and breathed a sigh of relief, "Then I'll go back."

"It's hard work," Lu Hang smacked his shoulders twice, "Next time, brother will invite you to eat the super expensive Japanese food in the city."

Jing Huan laughed: "Okay."

"By the way, the squad leader and they all asked me to apologize to you, saying that last time I didn't deliberately flood you." Lu Hang said.

Jing Huan shook his head: "It's okay, I didn't drink too much."

"They are still discussing today, saying that they will go to the city for Christmas and let me call you." Lu Hang threw the yogurt box and asked him, "How is it? Are you interested? Just come, no AA."

Jing Huan smiled, and just as he was about to answer, the scarf was put on his neck.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "If you don't go back, the back door will be closed."

Lu Hang glanced at the scarf and said stunned: "This... Isn't it a gift from you to Huanhuan, why did you come back to you again?"

Xiang Huaizhi ignored him, but asked the person next to him, "Are you going?"

The scarf turned around and returned to him. Jing Huan even felt that there was a smell of Xiang Huaizhi on it, but he couldn't tell what it was. It smelled pretty good anyway.

Jing Huan tied the scarf in two or three times: "Then I'm leaving."

However, Xiang Huaizhi also put on his coat.

"I'll take you down."

The two walked out of the bedroom door, and Lu Hang returned to his position, muttering to himself cheerfully: "It's strange that two big men still have to send."

Jing Huan put his hands in his pockets, and as soon as he got out of the bedroom and breathed the smell of fresh air, he felt much more relaxed.

"Don't give it away," Jing Huan thought that he was afraid that the dormitory would be closed and the dormitory would not let him out, so he smiled and said, "I am familiar with the dormitory, she confiscated my four electrical panels, and they gave them away when I moved out. If I got her, she must remember me."

Xiang Huaizhi was not worried that he would not be able to get out of the dormitory.

In the stairs, Jing Huan walked in front, thinking about whether to buy some supper and go back to eat later.

"Jing Huan." He walked to the landing of a certain Zeng and called to Huaizhi.

Jing Huan was walking against the wall, and as soon as he heard it, he turned around when someone pulled him gently.

He was unprepared, and his back was directly against the wall.

Xiang Huaizhi bent down and kissed him.

Jing Huan was confused, and the first reaction in his mind was - cold.

What's the matter with Xiang Huaizhi? His lips and fingers are cold every time. Is it because his kidneys are not good...

These inexplicable thoughts disappeared after Xiang Huaizhi took a bite.

This time it wasn't just a simple touch.

Xiang Huai held one hand beside him, as if he was afraid that he would fall down the stairs, while the other hand held the corner of his clothes, without any rules, gentle and warm.

Jing Huan clenched his hands into fists.

He put his fist on Xiang Huaizhi's chest, and just as he was about to start, he heard a few footsteps coming from downstairs.

Jing Huan's heart was about to burst, and he didn't dare to use any force on his hands.

"You also came out to take out the trash?" It turned out to be Lu Wenhao's voice.

The large trash cans on each floor of their dormitory are placed in the corner of the stairwell.

"Nonsense, or I'll come here to sleep?"

Lu Wenhao smiled: "Do you play cards?"

"No fight, no money, I want to buy a present for my girlfriend when Christmas is here."

"It's not promising, so I didn't think about winning more and buying a better one for my girlfriend?"

The footsteps gradually disappeared, and Jing Huan felt that he was almost suffocated in the stairs.

He clenched his fists.

Damn, if Lu Wenhao just found out...

He killed Lu Wenhao to silence him.

In the dark, Xiang Huaizhi stood up straight and asked him in a low voice, "What did Lu Hang give you?"

Grass.

Is this the question now

You don't give me a fucking apology? ?

Jing Huan pressed Xiang Huaizhi's fist with a little force: "I don't know, I haven't removed it yet."

Xiang Huaizhi felt the pain, not only did not retreat, but also smiled.

He has never been in love before, and he has never liked anyone, and now he finally understands what it is like to be in love.

All in all... not very good at being alone.

"Sorry," Xiang Huaizhi said, "I love you dearly."

Jing Huan walked out of the school, and the cold wind blew against his forehead for a few minutes, but he couldn't wake him up.

The phone vibrated violently, and Jing Huan took it out to see.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo]

Lu Wenhao: Huanhuan, what are you doing downstairs

The photo is of his back. When Jing Huan looked back, Lu Wenhao was waving at him from the window with a sweet smile.

Jing Huan looked at him for a few seconds, raised his hand slowly, made a very unfriendly gesture at him, and then turned around in Lu Wenhao's blank and innocent eyes.

Seeing Lu Wenhao, he remembered what happened in the stairwell just now, and the urge to beat someone up came up again—

Oh shit.

It's too early to apologize to Huaizhi.

Otherwise, he couldn't hold back his fist.

Jing Huan walked all the way home and saw two dark shadows near the apartment.

It was a man and a woman, kissing, and the kiss was regular, like a chicken pecking at each other, without turning their heads.

"… "

Xiang Huaizhi is definitely gay! ! !

Otherwise, why would you kiss, suck, and lick a guy—

Heterosexuals can't be fucked without you! ! !

Before going to bed, Jing Huan was still thinking about the stairwell. He was thinking about how to make it clear to Xiang Huaizhi that he would not pay for his life. But when I thought about it, my thoughts drifted away.

When he came out of the dormitory in a hurry, his coat didn't have a zipper. When Xiang Huaizhi held the corner of his T-shirt, his fingers lightly brushed against his skin with a cool feeling.

When I kissed, I made some noise because of... posture problem.

The more Jing Huan thought about it, the more dry it became, and the more wrong it became.

Ten minutes later, he slowly sat up from the bed.

Then he slowly, slowly pulled up his quilt, and glanced inside in disbelief.

"… "

"???"

Hello

Little brother

Are you mistaken? ?