Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 9

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When one person mentioned the matter, the others who dared not speak immediately followed suit.

[Gang] Lin Shen sees the deer: Yes, do you still want to kill it? We haven't avenged the explosion of Xianxian's equipment before.

[Gang] Chun Xiao: I didn't understand, the five of you went to encircle Xiao Tianjing and let her run away, how come one was taken away

[Gang] The pulse is silent: Oh, who knew that Xiao Tianjing was so cloudy! This is also unavoidable.

[Gang] Chun Xiao: One nurse, one treatment, why can't it be avoided? Even if the treatment is blocked, the nurse herself has the ability to increase blood.

Chun Xiao is the deputy gang leader of the idler pavilion, a female, it is said that she has an affair with their female gang leader.

This matter is not a secret in the gang. When Acacia is absent, the gang is basically Chun Xiao in charge.

[Gang] Maimaibuyu: No, Xiao Xiao, Xianxian helped our gang kill people, and his equipment was exploded... You can't say that

[Gang] Chun Xiao: I'm just stating the facts.

[Gang] Xian Mengmeng: …

[Gang] Xian Mengmeng: I'm sorry [tears] I didn't think that at the time, when I came back to my mind and wanted to add blood, I was killed by a fox in seconds...

[Gang] Chun Xiao: When you go to kill people in the future, you need to save more snacks, otherwise you will be killed, not only will your equipment and experience points be easily destroyed, but the reputation of the gang will also be damaged.

After Chunxiao sent this sentence, he directly reduced the game interface and continued to discuss hidden tasks with several other big gangs in the area in the Penguin discussion group.

The World's No. 1 gang leader: I just went to the NPC to have a look, and all this broken quest requires high-level materials! Jiu Xia is really boring, isn't this a forced consumption of our domestic demand? !

Guild Master on the South Bank of the Painting Building: It’s a coincidence, we just started the experience book a while ago, and there are not many high-level materials left.

Po Tian Gang Leader: You are really interesting on the south bank of the painting building. Your gang asset library obviously still has a pile of advanced materials. Do you think everyone is blind

The gang leader on the south bank of the painting building: Fuck! Potian, you bastard, and you're undercover again, come to our help!

Gang Leader Po Tian: Nonsense, a picture taken by an acquaintance! Who put you undercover? You too!

The head of the south bank of the painting building: What's going on? Have the ability to set up rival gangs ah!

Idlers Pavilion helper: Fight until things are resolved before fighting, don't quarrel here and waste everyone's time.

Idle People Pavilion Helper: Not much nonsense. The plan I have come up with is that each gang will send out 100 Xianxu grass, 20 fish heart pills, and 5 fire phoenix eyes. Our idler pavilion has 20% more materials than yours. Those with comments can now be raised.

The rare materials she mentioned took two months for the entire gang to work together.

However, when the other gangs heard that the Xianren Pavilion had 20% more materials than them, they immediately felt less uncomfortable.

Po Tian Gang Master: You give 120%

Idleman Pavilion Helper: What's the problem

Potian helper: Oh, no problem, just a little surprised, I thought you guys couldn't help.

The head of the south bank of the painting building: Wait, are you Chunxiao or Acacia ignorant

Idleman Pavilion Helper:

The head of the south bank of the painting building: That should be Chunxiao. If you do this, will Acacia agree

Idleman Pavilion Helper: You don't need to worry about this. That's it, the materials will be handed in within half an hour.

Chun Xiao threw this sentence and immediately left the discussion group.

Then she opened her friend list, found out the name she longed for, and tentatively sent a "1" in the past.

Unexpectedly, the message was successfully sent in the past.

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Chun Xiao: When are you going to open the Demon King

[Friend] Chun Xiao: Have you seen the system news, give me some time, we can hand in the materials.

[Friend] Yearning for it: This afternoon.

[Friend] Chun Xiao: Can you kill it

[Friend] Yearning for it: I don't know.

[Friend] Chun Xiao: 1

Xiang Huaizhi didn't reply anymore, he would open a friend message because he was worried that the little fox fairy could not find him.

"Lao Xiang, you really don't need the first warlock of the Nine Heroes to come forward?" Lu Hang asked him, leaning on the head of the bed, holding his chin.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't turn his head back: "Only me and her can cut into the battle."

"I know, I mean I can open her number to operate." Lu Hang said, "You don't know the difficulty of the hidden mission. The last one that triggered the hidden mission was the God of War team in the next area, killing it for three hours. You just forced it, you took Xiao Tianjing, didn't you go to die?"

Way of Xiang Huai: "The difficulty of the boss will be adjusted according to the number of players."

"But if you take Xiao Tianjing, it is equivalent to single-handedly picking up the demon king... Besides, if she jumps in your face when she runs for her life, won't it be over?"

Xiang Huaizhi asked him, "Do you really want to help?"

Lu Hang nodded frantically, this is a hidden task, who doesn't want to get involved

"Come to the city master."

Lu Hang immediately controlled the game character and walked to the side of the yearning: "Why?"

Xiang Huaizhi emptied the items on his body, leaving a lot of space: "Throw me some high-end medicines."

Lu Hang: "?"

"Give me the transformation card of the nine-tailed fairy fox."

"No, the transformation card of seven hundred gold, how dare you ask me for it! The high-level three medicines are also expensive, I specially saved to kill the God of War..."

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows: "Don't you want to help?"

Lu Hang said: "Is this a help? You are killing me!"

"Do you still want to see the Sealed Demon King from the first perspective?"

"?"

"Do you still kill the God of War?"

"… "

"Do you want to bring three wet nurses at the same time in the future?"

Lu Hang gritted his teeth: "... You TM... How many high-end medicines do you want?"

After class, Jing Huan packed a hot and sour noodle on the roadside and hurried home.

When he got home, he turned on the computer and was about to log in to Nine Heroes.

[Hello, Jinghua Shuiyue server is full of people online, please be patient and wait in line. There are 999+ players waiting ahead, and the estimated waiting time is 37 minutes. 】

?

Jing Huan seemed to have returned to ten years ago, when Nine Heroes first started the server, the number of servers was very small, and each player basically had to queue for dozens of minutes before logging in.

But this is all 9102? Why are you still in line

Is there a bug in the game

He tried to log in to other servers, all in seconds, only Jinghua Shuiyue was queuing.

Thirty minutes later, he squeezed hard into the server. As soon as I went online, I received countless messages from friends. When I looked closely, they were all from the same person.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Sister, when did you kill the demon king

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: The time limit for this task is only forty-eight hours!

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: If you don't start killing it, it will be too late, hurry up!

Jing Huan read them one by one and replied.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: What happened to the Nine Heroes server today? I have a good game card, and I have to queue for half an hour to log in.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: You're finally here! A bunch of new numbers are squeezed into the district, of course, cards!

[Friend] Little Sweet View:

[Friend] Yuanqi Mosquito Coil: They are all registered trumpeters to see you kill the demon king.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ?

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Incense: Now all the game anchors of Nine Heroes are broadcasting the task of refreshing the hand village.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Sister! You are on fire in the Nine Heroes! !

As soon as Jing Huan read the news, a loudspeaker popped up in the lower left corner.

[Full-service speaker] Don't rain: Little Tianjing's heart is longing for you, wait for me! I'm two levels away from the novice village! Don't rush to kill! Be prepared!

[Full server speaker] One-time online dating: I'm still in line after relying on me. Can the players in front go offline and let me lean forward

[Full-service trumpet] There is you in the dark: Does anyone in the know say, when exactly are these two going to kill? The audience has been waiting in the live room for a day.

Jing Huan: "… "

The friend's news flashed again, he frowned and opened, and was about to shut up the vitality of the small mosquito coil.

[Friend] Yearning for it: 1

[Friend] Little Sweet View: 0v0! elder brother

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I'm sorry, I'm late, I waited in line for half an hour in front of the number one [biting a handkerchief]

[Friend] Yearning for it: Come to the city master.

Jing Huan flew over immediately, and when he arrived, he found that the city lord was surrounded by people, crowded with people, and he couldn't find what he yearned for at all.

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Come, come! ! The little sweet scene is here!

[Currently] I can't wait until it gets dark: I'm finally going to kill! gkdgkd! !

[Current] Bloody Fighting Intent: How is Little Sweet View a Fox Immortal Cave? How to kill the demon king? Does she understand martial arts skills

… How the hell did these people see him.

[Xingzhi invites you to join the team. 】

Jing Huan quickly agreed.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Brother Ares, why are there so many people here? QvQ

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Wouldn't it be embarrassing if we wiped out the team [Scare]

A man's voice suddenly came from the earphone: "Empty the things on your body."

Before Jing Huan could react, a bunch of yellow text prompts appeared on the game interface.

[Longing for you, the nine-tailed fairy fox transformation card x1]

[Longing for the soul-returning pill x5]

[Longing for you to restore the red beads x10]

Xiang Huaizhi said again: "Go and save the money on your body."

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, but quickly recovered: "I don't put much money on me..."

Xiang Huaizhi snorted: "Look at the effects of these medicines first. After a while, you can hide in a corner. As long as you don't touch the boss, the boss won't hit you, just pay attention to his area damage. , remember to give yourself blood, don't die."

Jing Huan: "... ah?"

"If I fall to the ground, you will run away." Xiang Huaizhi paused, "Using the method when I was chased last time, understand?"