Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 90

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In December, the city officially entered the winter, snowflakes drifted all night, Jing Huan woke up, and the outside was covered with several layers of white.

As the end of the semester approached, there were more people in the class, and those who didn't come to the class often came here, wanting to struggle to win the favor of Professor Yibo.

In the afternoon, Jing Huan was lying on the table, only showing a pair of eyes. The heating in the classroom seems to be broken, and it is not warm at all. When the students come in and out, the classroom door has not been closed, and the cold wind is blowing in. Jing Huan was so cold that she didn't even take off her scarf.

Another boy greeted Jing Huan when he entered the back door, Jing Huan blinked, and made a muffled "um".

After the people left, Lu Wenhao asked him, "Do you know this person?"

"Remember the face, forget the name." Jing Huan responded lazily.

"..." Lu Wenhao was speechless, "Then why do you deserve to be so natural."

"That's not it?" Jing Huan said, "This saves trouble."

It is true.

The door was pushed open again, and Lu Wenhao shivered. He bumped into Gao Zixiang's shoulder: "What are you doing? You're always holding a cell phone."

"You single dogs don't understand," Gao Zixiang said cheerfully, "Chat with my girlfriend."

"Go away, I'm not a single dog." Lu Wenhao retorted him angrily.

Gao Zixiang said, "Why not?"

Lu Wenhao raised his head and said, "My wife and I got back together! I'll go find her face-to-face during the holidays."

Jing Huan turned his head to their side, his posture unchanged: "Which wife are you?"

"Which wife, don't you just know one... Crap!" Lu Wenhao said halfway through, thinking of the horrible past, and laughed so angry, "Huanhuan, I haven't provoke you recently, why are you always every other day? Talk about that stupid shemale!"

Jing Huan said: "You can't attack all monsters just because you were deceived by monsters. You are species discrimination."

Lu Wenhao nodded: "Yes, I want a map cannon now. If you have the ability, send a representative of the monster to beat me."

Jing Huan was not interested in being the representative of the shemale, he stared at Lu Wenhao and smiled coldly.

"True face?" Gao Zixiang said, "Did you encounter a liar and a liar last time? Come to the fairy dance this time. Don't ask your brothers to save you, we won't go."

"Fuck off, you know how to curse me. I only met you when I killed someone or set a fire in my last life."

After Lu Wenhao finished speaking, he suddenly remembered something, and the thief leaned over to Gao Zixiang and said something in a low voice.

Gao Zixiang was stunned for a moment after hearing this, then he was amused and scolded: "Psychopath..."

Jing Huan frowned: "What are you talking about?"

"Forget it, kid, don't listen." Gao Zixiang shook his head.

Jing Huan laughed: "You need a beating? Tell me now."

Gao Zixiang pretended inexplicably for a while, then passed over Lu Wenhao and came up: "Hao'er asked me for a movie, this man is really bad, he's thinking about others before we meet."

Jing Huan: "… "

Lu Wenhao was so angry that he wanted to stop him or not. After being pierced, he could only pretend to be a cloudless cough and let out a soft cough: "Didn't I prepare in advance?"

"Isn't it you," Gao Zixiang said, "After so many online dating, you are still a virgin?"

"Grass, I haven't met Ji before." Lu Wenhao was trampled on and dragged the people around him into the water, "Why don't you say Huanhuan!"

Jing Huan glanced at him inexplicably: "What's the matter with Dad?"

"He's been playing Nine Heroes for so many years, and he still looks handsome," Lu Wenhao said.

Gao Zixiang looked at him strangely: "You mean you kissed?"

Lu Wenhao sneered: "I kissed at the same table as my junior high school."

Gao Zixiang gave him a thumbs up, and the two gags for a while, and the topic has turned right onto the highway.

Hearing his name constantly, Jing Huan couldn't bear it any longer: "Who told you that I haven't kissed anyone?"

It was finally quiet around.

A few seconds later, Lu Wenhao wrapped his arms around his neck: "What! Who have you kissed! Who stole your first time!!"

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what he had said.

He pushed people away with pretense of disgust: "You don't have to worry about that."

"Xiang'er said when you first entered the school that you never talked about a girlfriend, so it must be a matter of the university..." Lu Wenhao asked, "We are good brothers, you can't hide this. Say it! What little girl!"

Grass.

Jing Huan really couldn't say it.

Because the word "little girl" has nothing to do with that person at all.

Lu Wenhao was so curious that he was about to ask, and suddenly caught a glimpse of something.

Then he seemed to have discovered a new continent: "I'm so stupid! Huanhuan, your ears are all red!"

Jing Huan: "… "

Jing Huan: "Shut up."

The two questioned Jing Huan for a whole class, but Jing Huan didn't say a word. He felt that he was out of his mind, so he would refute such a sentence.

When it was almost time for get out of class, the phone in his pocket vibrated lightly.

Towards:.

Xiaojing:

To: Look at the door.

Inexplicably, Jing Huan glanced at the small window on the door.

Xiang Huaizhi stood outside with his head down, and after a few seconds, he put away his phone and looked up, meeting Jing Huan's gaze.

The boy seemed to have just slept in class, his eyelids were drooping, he was dressed in black, and the temperature around his body was lower than today's temperature.

Jing Huan couldn't take his eyes away.

"What are you looking at?" Lu Wenhao followed his line of sight and glanced out, then "hooked", "Brother Xiang? Is he waiting for someone outside our classroom? Have you made an appointment?"

Jing Huan said, "No appointment."

"Then who is he waiting for..." Lu Wenhao raised his hand to say hello to Xiang Huaizhi, the other party nodded nonchalantly in response, Lu Wenhao said, "Brother Xiang is so fucking handsome."

wait for me.

Jing Huan retracted his gaze uneasily, lowered his head and coughed.

"Class is over soon, and I have to go out to get cold again." Lu Wenhao said, reaching out to reach into Jing Huan's pocket, "warm my hands, Huanhuan."

Jing Huan was shocked and patted the back of his hand lightly.

Both were stunned.

Lu Wenhao: "?"

"This business is no longer available." Jing Huan put his hands in his pockets, returned to his former expression, and said calmly.

After class, Jing Huan threw a chewing gum into his mouth, closed the textbook, and was about to get up, but saw someone faster than him.

Even in winter, there are still many girls wearing skirts in the classroom. Although they are wrapped in stockings, the light and flowing skirts will still make people shine.

The girl's skirt swayed with the end of her hair, Xiao Bubu was expecting and nervous, and ran towards Xiang Huaizhi outside the door with a smile.

"..." Jing Huan paused, his lips parted slightly, and finally he couldn't help but ask, "Who is that?"

Lu Wenhao was chatting with his gaming wife, and he was stunned for a moment: "Ah? Which... Oh, her name is Liang Mengjia. She seems to be a very famous model. I heard that she will make her debut in the future. I didn't come to class this semester because I was looking for it. A professional teacher."

Jing Huan just asked subconsciously, but he didn't expect Lu Wenhao to know so much.

Gao Zixiang said, "Liang Mengjia seems to have chased after Xiang Huaizhi."

Jing Huan paused: "You all know this..."

"It was quite a riot. It is said that the confession was made in the KTV private room." Gao Zixiang said, "Should we go and say hello to Brother Xiang? Will it disturb others..."

Before he could finish speaking, Jing Huan had put his hands in his pockets and walked towards the door with his textbook in one arm.

Hearing the movement inside, Xiang Huaizhi threw the phone into his pocket and took a step back to avoid blocking the way of others.

When the girl ran in front of him, he was about to let him go, when he heard the girl call him softly, "Xiang Senior."

Jing Huan walked behind the door, chewing gum a few beats slower.

Grass…

This girl is also a loli voice.

Pure, no voice changer, and it doesn't sound embellished.

Xiang Huaizhi paused for a moment, then said, "What's the matter."

"Long time no see." The girl looked up at him. Although she wanted to hide it, the uncontrollable emotions in her eyes still betrayed her.

Xiang Huaizhi actually didn't remember her much.

"At the beginning of last year, we met at KTV." The girl handed him a small kraft paper bag with a cute Santa Claus painted on it, "Christmas is coming, this... Christmas present."

Xiang Huaizhi remembered that the lights in the box were too dark at that time, and he couldn't see the girl's facial features at all.

He glanced at the paper bag, looked up again, and saw Jing Huan standing behind the girl.

There were two hairs on Jing Huan's head that were slightly tilted up. It seemed that they were accidentally pressed while lying on his stomach. He blew a bubble of chewing gum. He swallowed it back.

The word "unhappy" seemed to be written on his forehead.

Xiang Huaizhi looked back and said, "Thank you."

The girl's heart is happy-

"But sorry," Xiang Huaizhi said, "I have a girlfriend."

Xiang Huaizhi's voice was not too loud or too small, and Jing Huan could just hear it.

The girl froze for a moment, then retracted the gift in embarrassment: "Ah, no... I just want to give you a gift, nothing else."

Xiang Huaizhi refused: "No."

"She..." The girl gritted her teeth, "your girlfriend doesn't know anyway..."

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly smiled for some reason.

"He knows." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan didn't know how Liang Mengjia walked, but when he came back to his senses, Xiang Huaizhi had already walked towards him, and then raised his hand and pressed his hair.

"Did you sleep in class?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

"Lay down for a while," Jing Huan slowly resumed chewing gum, and then said, "Aren't you going to sleep too?"

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "I didn't sleep well last night."

Jing Huan said heartily, is this a coincidence

He hasn't slept much since the kiss on the stairs that day.

He dreamed of Xiang Huaizhi for several days in a row.

Some of the dreams were very simple, and he couldn't remember the content, but only remembered Xiang Huaizhi's face and expressions.

Some dreams are just fucking... a bit too much.

"Brother Xiang," Gao Zixiang came out with headphones on, "Do you have a class in our building today?"

Xiang Huaizhi withdrew his hand: "Well."

"Why isn't Brother Lu here?" Lu Wenhao looked around.

"He's warped." Xiang Huaizhi glanced at his watch and asked unintentionally, "Are you going to dinner?"

"Yeah, there is fish head with chopped peppers for sale in the cafeteria today." Lu Wenhao asked naturally, as if he had rehearsed, "Brother Xiang, do you want to go together?"

On the way to the cafeteria, Jing Huan worried all the way, for fear that Lu Wenhao and the others would see something.

Only later did he realize that he was thinking too much. Both of his roommates were very busy, one was chatting with his girlfriend, the other was chatting with his gaming wife, and he didn't even look up.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't make any outrageous actions, and even when he was eating, he only occasionally said a few words to Lu Wenhao.

While Jing Huan felt fortunate, there was also a little bit of indescribable emotion.

How to say.

Not too hard.

A few seconds later, he lowered his head and took a sip of soup, swallowing all these messy thoughts.

Halfway through the meal, a small window in the cafeteria quietly opened, Lu Wenhao suddenly shook as he was eating, and patted Gao Zixiang on the shoulder.

"You fucking... want to murder Lao Tzu?" Gao Zixiang was stuck with a mouthful of rice.

"Window 12 is open!" Lu Wenhao said.

Window No. 12 is a special window of their cafeteria. They sell Oden with delicious sauces and cheap prices, but the opening time is not fixed. Sometimes it is open two days a week, sometimes not once a month. The latest frequency is the latter, so Lu Wenhao was so excited when he saw it.

Half a minute later, only Jing Huan and Xiang Huaizhi were left on the table, and the other two lined up to buy oden.

Jing Huan poked at the rice, and out of the corner of the eye glanced at the rice plate of the person beside him.

"When are you taking the exam?" The man who had been quiet for a while suddenly put down his chopsticks and asked.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment and said, "The exam will be completed on January 7th."

So early.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned lightly and asked, "When are you going back?"

"I haven't decided yet," Jing Huan said, "what's the matter?"

"Can we meet during the winter vacation?"

Jing Huan chopped his chopsticks.

In fact, it is normal to see friends during the winter vacation. Every year when he goes back, he will get together with his former friends.

Thinking of this, Jing Huan was not so awkward. He turned his head and said in a natural tone as much as possible: "Yes, but I may not be able to go out of town early this Spring Festival..."

"I'm here to find you." Xiang Huaizhi said.

"..." Jing Huan said, "How troublesome that is."

"where is your house?"

"It's in Manshi, a few hours' drive from school."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled: "Me too."

So it's settled.

After that, Xiang Huaizhi didn't say anything. Before leaving, he bought something in the small supermarket in the cafeteria.

"I still have something to do. I'm going off-campus. Go back," he said.

Lu Wenhao was stunned for a while: "Since we're going off-campus, why not eat in the cafeteria... Isn't the snack street outside delicious?"

"It's not fragrant." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Before leaving, he took out a box of yogurt from his pocket while they were not paying attention, and stuffed it into Jing Huan's hand.

On the way back, Jing Huan wore a hat and lowered his head, looking at the ground all the way.

Lu Wenhao came up and asked him, "Huanhuan, what do you think?"

Jing Huan didn't lift his head: "I don't know."

"?"

I don't know how far I have walked, but Jing Huan suddenly turned around and called out, "Xiang'er."

Gao Zixiang put down his phone: "Ah."

"See you during the winter vacation?"

"..." Gao Zixiang was taken aback, "Didn't I visit your house every year to pay New Year's greetings?"

Jing Huan stared at him for a long time.

Then he left the sentence "It's alright" and turned away.

Gao Zixiang: "…"

Gao Zixiang: "What is he doing?"

Lu Wenhao shrugged: "Don't guess what Huanhuan is thinking."

Jing Huan walked ahead with a puzzled face.

Obviously we are all friends, obviously we have to meet during the winter vacation...

Why is it that Xiang Huaizhi is the target, and he is so strange

He couldn't describe this feeling, he just felt...

It's like this winter vacation is different from the past ten winter vacations.

Back home, Jing Huan took a sip of yogurt and sat in front of the computer.

Jing Huan logged in to the game, and the yearning was naturally gone. After thinking about it, he decided to go home and eat today's supplements.

[Employer: After drinking this rock candy bird's nest, the little master moved and seemed very happy^^]

nonsense.

Dozens of dollars a piece, can you not be happy

His father was reluctant to eat.

After Jing Huan finished slandering, he opened the calendar and glanced at it, and found that the child would be born tomorrow.

After hesitating for a while, he found his favorite webpage, and the keywords were all "Chiya Mountain Baby Raising Strategy".

Just as he was about to click in, he saw a horn popping out from the bottom of the game.

[Kang film +V→99992LM: ⑤Ye Ji↑ love to watch the film, +++wo, European and American, Wuben, Chinese subtitles are optional +++]

There are always many small advertisements in Nine Heroes, but they will be automatically harmonized by the system in less than half a second.

But this one floated under the game for ten seconds without disappearing.

[World] Heavenly Star: OK, Shizui, who is related to the film industry.

[World] Where is my mother's crystal shoes: @GM came out to work.

[World] Midnight Murder 0: The quality of the films this person sells is quite high.

In normal times, Jing Huan wouldn't even take a look at it, and maybe he would simply report it.

But today...

He lowered his eyes, his eyes locked on the small speaker.

During this period of time, he has been having some messy dreams. Is it because he has held it for too long

At the age of 19 or 20, it is indeed easy to have a lot of firepower. The first few times he played, he felt like he had nowhere to go…

Two minutes later, Jing Huan opened WeChat, found his roommate who was keen on watching movies in junior high school, and said his intentions.

The other party didn't say a word, and passed him a file package directly.

The sky was getting dark, the street lights were already on, the lights were turned off in the room, the curtains were closed, and only the computer screen glowed faintly.

The atmosphere is just right.

Jing Huan put his hand on the back of his head and clicked on the document sent by his friend.

The cover of these videos is enough. He clicked them one by one from top to bottom.

This is so ugly.

This is too old.

This chest is not as big as him.

... this boobs are too big.

Dozens of videos, none of which lasted two minutes.

For a moment, Jing Huan moved his fingers expressionlessly, deleted the file, and opened his friend's chat interface.

Xiaojing: I'm just doing a surprise inspection.

Friend:

Xiaojing: I didn't expect you to actually have it.

Xiaojing: I have already reported it.

Xiaojing: Your number is gone.

Xiaojing: [Please come with me.jpg]

Friend:…

Friend: Jing Huan, fuck you, I killed you.

Jing Huan covered his mouth and laughed for a long time, and when he smiled, the smile became bitter.

fuck you.

Isn't Lao Tzu looking for passion

Why are you laughing like an idiot...

boring.

So boring.

He lay flat on the bed, holding his mobile phone and swiping Weibo carelessly. Drowsiness gradually came over, Jing Huan yawned, thinking about whether to go to sleep.

Ding.

Xiang: I'm in the bedroom.

Jing Huan suddenly sat up from the bed.

Xiaojing: Oh.

Xiang: Are you going to sleep

Xiaojing: No.

Xiang: Do you play games

Xiaojing: Oh.

Xiaojing: All right.

Xiaojing: I get up.

Jing Huan sent three messages in a row to try not to appear too impatient, and then hurriedly got up from the bed.

Xinxiangzhi has already appeared at home, and is standing next to the employer at this time, looking like he is having a conversation.

"What are you doing?" Jing Huan asked.

"Put supplements."

"Don't let it go! I'll give birth tomorrow—"

Hold.

After Jing Huan finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong.

Xiang Huaizhi paused, looked back at the person singing in the bathroom, and said after a while, "Turn off the voice changer."

"Ah, why."

"No one else is there."

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to close." Jing Huan said.

Don't you love voice changers

Pretend to you, you are still not happy.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I want to hear your voice."

"… "

Half a minute later, the boy's clear and clean voice came into his ears: "closed."

Xiang Huaizhi pulled his lips lightly, then moved his fingers, and threw the children's book on him to Xiao Tianjing.

Jing Huan was stunned: "What is this?"

"It's for the children of raising fox fairy cave." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I have written the plan, you can feed it."

Before Jing Huan could say anything, Xiang Huaizhi sent a document.

It is a strategy that he has never seen before. During this time, he has found a lot of strategies, and most of the famous ones have been saved. This should be drawn up by Xiang Huaizhi himself.

Children raised according to their own plans are definitely more likable.

Jing Huan thought about it and saved the strategy.

Xiao Tianjing is pregnant and cannot do many activities. Xiang Huaizhi led him in a team and wandered around the main city, as if he was looking at a booth.

Although he didn't do anything, Jing Huan was no longer bored.

He stared at the game for a long time, until a friend request popped up on the WeChat interface, and he came back to his senses.

Friend application: [Hello Jing Huan, I'm Liang Mengjia from the class. 】

Jing Huan paused with his fingertips, and clicked to pass after a while.

Liang Mengjia: Excuse me~

Liang Mengjia: ... I shouldn't have added the wrong person, right

This avatar, this name, except for the word "Jing", the rest of the handsome boys in the class are completely irrelevant.

Liang Mengjia initially suspected that a friend sent the wrong WeChat.

Xiaojing: That's right.

Liang Mengjia: Oh, that's fine.

After a few minutes.

Liang Mengjia: Are you still there

Xiaojing: Yes.

Liang Mengjia: …

Liang Mengjia: Actually, I want to ask you a favor [cover face]

Xiaojing: Say it.

Liang Mengjia: I saw you chatting with Xiang Huaizhi today. Are you familiar with each other

Unfamiliar.

Also kissed twice.

Xiaojing: It's alright.

Liang Mengjia: Oh, it's not a big deal, I just want to check his WeChat, is that okay

Liang Mengjia: Are you still there

Jing Huan put his hand on the keyboard and did not reply.

At this moment, on the left side of his screen is Liang Mengjia's chat box, and on the right side is the baby raising plan sent by Xiang Huaizhi.

Jing Huan was about to type when he suddenly saw a row of small characters on the form.

The font is small, on the last line of the parenting plan.

It reads: Xiao Xiangjing Parenting Book.

"… "

Liang Mengjia: ? _

Xiaojing: Yes.

Xiaojing: It's inconvenient, he has a girlfriend.

Liang Mengjia: I have also inquired about this, but everyone said no... Do you know who his girlfriend is

Xiaojing: I know.

Liang Mengjia: Who

I.

Jing Huan typed the word, but it was delayed.

A few minutes later, he closed Liang Mengjia's dialog and deleted the person.

Switching back to the game, only to find that Xiang Huaizhi was holding him for a two-person event for Christmas.

If you want to cut into the active battle, you must click and agree with all teammates.

Jing Huan was startled, and quickly clicked to agree. After entering the battle page, he asked, "I was just looking at something else... Why didn't you call me."

"I'm afraid you will fall asleep." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Winter nights are quiet, without the sound of cicadas or the whispers of pedestrians.

So at this moment, Jing Huan could clearly hear his own heartbeat, which was fast and powerful, faster than when he was with anyone else.

After the battle, Jing Huan let out a sigh of relief and leaned back on the chair.

After a few seconds, he raised his hand and slowly covered his eyes.

Jing Huan felt that he seemed to be bent.

He seems to like Xiang Huaizhi.