Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 92

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As soon as Jing Huan sent these two messages, he felt a little regretful.

After all, he's just a kid in the game. He sends several messages in a row like this... Isn't it a bit of a fuss.

He just wanted to send it to Bietu, but the system reminded him that the child was about to be born, so he went home and waited immediately.

It means he can't go anywhere now except at home.

Jing Huan had never been in contact with the parenting system before. During this period, he was always looking for parenting strategies for children. He had never really studied how children were born.

When he got home, the servant and the housekeeper stood by the door, not moving.

Thinking of the funny special effects of the happy bed before, Jing Huan raised his eyebrows, thinking that this broken game would not make those meaningless animations again...

After waiting for a while, there was still no movement. He hung up the number at the door of the house, picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, but the person on the other side still didn't reply.

Oh, Xiang Huaizhi seems to be full of class today.

Jing Huan hesitated, long-pressed the message he sent, two minutes had passed, and he couldn't undo it.

Xiaojing: I just want to tell you.

Xiaojing: You go to class.

After a few minutes, still no reply.

Jing Huan looked down at the phone for the seventh time, and finally couldn't help but tut.

Even if it's a trivial matter, you can answer me anyway.

At this time, the friend message lit up.

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Xiao Jingjing. [Call up]

[Friend] Sweetie: I'm not free.

[Friend] Qiu Feng: …

[Friend] Qiu Feng: I think you are at home, there is nothing else, just ask you to write a two-star book.

[Friends] Sweetie: I really don't have time, I'm busy giving birth.

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Oh, can I go watch

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ? ? ? Are you perverted.

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Pfft, it's not real, I'm just curious.

Jing Huan paused.

Also, no matter how stupid Jiu Xia is, he can't really produce an animation of giving birth to a baby. What is he doing so seriously.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: As you please.

After sending this sentence, he controlled the little fox fairy to walk to the middle of the small private house, the fox's tail rolled up, and he sat down enchantingly.

[Your husband is yearning for the top line. 】

Jing Huan flicked his fingertips and saw Xiaohuxian stand up from the ground, then patted his tail and walked to the area he accidentally pressed.

In less than 20 seconds, the black-robed man appeared at the door of the house with a long sword in black.

Xiang Huaizhi's voice was clear, and there was a slight inaudible panting.

"I just went to a class," he said. "You brought other men home?"

?

Before Jing Huan could understand, the friend's message lit up.

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Grass, as soon as I went to your house, I collided with Xiang Shen! ! ! He opened fire on me without saying a word! ! ! ! I ran first, Xiao Jingjing, come on! !

"… "

I'm goofing up.

Is this something that Lao Tzu can solve? ?

Jing Huan asked, "Don't you have a class?"

"Cocked up," Xiang Huaizhi said succinctly, "Where is the child?"

Near the end of the semester, everyone wants to gain goodwill in front of the professor, but Xiang Huaizhi skips his class because of a virtual child

While Jing Huan was speechless, he wanted to laugh a little.

He said, "I don't know, maybe it's still in my stomach."

Xiang Huaizhi was silent for a while, then said, "Oh."

"Qiu Feng said that he has never seen the scene of giving birth to a child in Jiu Xia, so I want him to open his eyes."

After Jing Huan finished speaking, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

He is a man, Qiu Feng is also a man, what is there to explain...

"Then if he says he has never been married in the Nine Heroes," Xiang Huaizhi asked, "do you want to help him experience it too?"

Jing Huan was stunned for a while, and it took a while to react: "Are you... jealous?"

The microphone next to the yearning's name lit up, but he didn't speak.

Just when Jing Huan thought he would not get an answer, Xiang Huaizhi suddenly said, "There is one point."

a little what

A little jealous

Jing Huan pursed his lips, and the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably: "Oh... Then I'll have less contact with him in the future."

"No need," Xiang Huaizhi said, "I can kill him."

Jing Huan was speechless: "You are acting as a district hegemon."

"Well," Xiang Huaizhi said calmly, "I just experienced it, and it feels pretty good."

Jing Huan: "… "

What else did he want to say, a dialog box suddenly popped up on the interface—

[Employer: Congratulations Madam! You gave birth to a healthy and healthy baby! 】

Jing Huan was stunned and blurted out, "I was born."

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Where?"

"do not know… "

The two searched the whole house, but they couldn't find the child.

Jing Huan also asked the game assistant, but unfortunately his question didn't seem to trigger any keywords, and the game assistant couldn't give any hints.

"Broken game..." Jing Huan couldn't help cursing, "I'll go to Baidu."

[horn] Yearning for it: Where is the newborn baby

Jing Huan: "???"

Others reacted the same to Jing Huan.

[World] Fallen Leaves:

[World] The little girl who loves to eat melons: I just ate melons in the WeChat group, and then I saw that Xiao Tianjing actually gave birth to a baby. I wish mothers are expensive with their children.

[World] Qiufeng: It should be on Jingjing, remember to ask her to talk to the child, and she can get two red eggs!

[World] Xiao Tianjing: Why do you understand so clearly? ? ? Don't you mean you've never seen a child born?

[World] Qiufeng: Not me.

Jing Huan rolled his eyes, searched on himself, and finally found the baby on the interface of the summoned beast.

The female doll has a big head and a small body, with two long tentacles in the middle of her red hair, her eyes narrowed into slits, and she holds a small flame in her hand.

Certainly a demon.

"I found it," Jing Huan paused, "so ugly."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Let it go and see."

Jing Huan released the child.

[Little Demon: Ouch—what conditions do you dare to give birth to me! [Little Devil] Look at me setting fire to this little broken house! 】

Jing Huan: "?"

Who wrote such ugly lines? Stand up and I promise not to slap in the face.

Feeling that his small private house has been connoted, Jing Huan smiled but said, "Otherwise, let's throw her away."

"Don't lose it." Xiang Huaizhi moved his finger and bought a three-hundred-day-old fashion for his new daughter on the spot—Fenhua Dudou.

Jing Huan was stunned: "It's unnecessary, it's ugly."

"Do you think," Xiang Huaizhi said, "she looks a bit like you."

"?" Jing Huan laughed angrily, "Brother... Are you taking the opportunity to scold me?"

Xiang Huaizhi also smiled, he moved his fingers and bought all the apron.

The facial features are similar, but the two tentacles are very similar to the two tufts of dull hair that Jing Huan raised that day.

"What name do you want to take?" After a while, Xiang Huaizhi asked.

"Xiao Xiangjing." Jing Huan said, "Isn't it written in the plan?"

Xiang Huaizhi's action of buying and buying: "That's what I wrote indiscriminately, you can take anything else if you want."

Jing Huan said, "Why do you want to take something else? This one is very good, simple and rude. It looks like our daughter at first glance."

After picking a good name and putting on new clothes, the two novice fathers took Xiao Xiangjing to Huxian Cave to worship.

Then came the problem.

A child can only follow one person.

"Follow me." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment. The core skill of the children in Huxiandong is to increase blood. He originally planned to let Xiang Huaizhi take him, but he didn't expect the other party to take the initiative to speak.

On the same day, many players in Jinghuashuiyue discovered that Xiang Huaizhi, who had always been reluctant to release super rare mounts for viewing, held his squinting daughter all day long, and browsed almost all the maps of Nine Heroes.

On weekends, Jing Huan and Lu Wenhao went to the library.

"Oh, this weather is too suitable for sleeping in." Lu Wenhao said, "If it wasn't for the fear of failing the exam, I could lie in bed for three days and three nights."

Jing Huan yawned and silently bowed his head to endorse, ignoring him.

The phone vibrated and he took it out to take a look.

Xiang: Where are you sitting

Xiaojing: What

To: [Location sharing initiated]

Jing Huan clicked in subconsciously, took a closer look, only to find that the distance between him and Xiang Huaizhi was just that-slight.

He was about to take a closer look, when the other party's avatar disappeared from the interface with a "swoosh".

Jing Huan held the phone and typed, and before he finished typing a sentence, there were more books next to him.

Immediately after, the back of his head was gently slapped.

Xiang Huaizhi's movements are very natural, so natural that people feel that it is just the simplest physical contact between friends.

Lu Wenhao was also stunned. He looked up and said, "Brother Lu, Brother Xiang... Why did you two come to the library?"

Lu Hang sat next to Lu Wenhao and pointed to the person opposite him: "I was bored in the dormitory alone, so I came out with him."

When Xiang Huaizhi was seated, Jing Huan heard a slight rubbing noise—Xiang Huaizhi moved his chair slightly towards him without changing his face.

Hearing the smell of laundry soap on Xiang Huaizhi's body, Jing Huan's drowsiness disappeared instantly.

"Endorsing?" Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes and glanced at the book in his hand.

Jing Huan regained his senses and muttered, "Well, it's so hard to memorize."

The swear words came out, and it seemed that he had been tortured enough.

But there is no way, the college exam is like this, you have to endorse it, and recite the key points sent by the teacher.

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "Recite well, don't fail the exam."

Jing Huan thought to himself, you are sitting so close, how can I carry my back so well.

At first, Jing Huan thought that Xiang Huaizhi came to the library just to find him.

Soon, he knew that he was self-indulgent.

He didn't know how many times he turned his head to look at the people around him.

Wearing headphones, Xiang Huaizhi lowered his head slightly while reading a book. Looking from the side, the boy's jawline was tight and smooth, and his slender and fair neck was even more prominent.

Handsome is handsome.

It just looks cold and not very caring.

Jing Huan retracted his gaze, feeling that he was in trouble too, worried that Xiang Huaizhi would be as messed up as the previous two times and be exposed in front of his roommates. But when Xiang Huaizhi really ignored him, he was itching again.

Holding the book in his hands, he thought about it, but he didn't read it at all.

Suddenly, his knee was gently touched.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, and before he could react, the side of his thigh was attached to the person beside him.

The jeans they both wore were a little stiff to the touch and couldn't feel anything other than the fabric. But Jing Huan's heart was settled at this moment.

The four stayed in the library until dinner time, and naturally discussed having a meal together.

After a day of study, Jing Huan was exhausted. As soon as the dishes were served, he sucked up his energy. Xiang Huaizhi didn't say much, but Lu Wenhao and Lu Hang chatted happily.

After eating, Jing Huan leaned back, leaning lazily on the stone wall in the restaurant, listening to them chatting and laughing.

As he was talking about his winter vacation plan this year, his phone suddenly vibrated.

Sister: Huanhuan, when will the exam end

Jing Huan's eyes lit up and he sat up straight to reply.

Xiaojing: I only took the test in early January! ! [beat the table]

Sister: [laughing]

Sister: Why are you so cute chatting recently, about your girlfriend

Jing Huan's heart skipped a beat, and because of his guilty conscience, he typed quickly.

Xiaojing: No, how is it possible.

Sister: The exam is so late, so don't you have to spend Christmas and New Year's Day at school

Xiaojing: Yes, what's the matter, you are going back to China

Sister: Well, I want to go back to China for Chinese New Year [shy].

Xiaojing: [Sahua] See you then.

Sister: What do you want for Christmas

Sister: I will supply you when the time comes~~

Xiaojing: I'm not a child anymore. What Christmas present do I need

The siblings hadn't spoken for a while, and they couldn't stop the car as soon as they said it. When they walked to the back door of the school after dinner, Jing Huan was still chatting with Liang Ran while holding her cell phone.

"Then I'll go back first, Huanhuan, will you still be in the library tomorrow?" Lu Wenhao asked, "Who are you chatting with for most of the day."

"My sister," Jing Huan said, "No, I have something to do tomorrow, so you can take a dip yourself."

Hearing his answer, Xiang Huai's brows relaxed.

Lu Hang said: "Then I and Xiang Xiang also left..."

"Go back yourself." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I have to go buy something."

When Jing Huan heard the words, his eyelids jumped slightly. After replying to the last message, he put the phone back in his pocket.

After the two left, he asked, "What are you going to buy? I'll accompany you."

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at him lightly, and asked without answering, "Would you like to hold your hand?"

In just a few words, Jing Huan's heart skipped a beat.

It didn't snow today, but the snow was still there before. Pedestrians only looked at the road under their feet to avoid falling, and they didn't even bother to look at the people around them.

The two boys walked side by side on the road, their fingers intertwined under the thick coat sleeves.

This is the first time Jing Huan has led someone other than his parents.

Still this way...

He buried his face in the scarf a little, only to feel the heat surging. "Like" this thing is too easy to get on.

Unfortunately, it was only two minutes away from the back door to the apartment. Jing Huan felt that he had not warmed Xiang Huaizhi's hands before he went downstairs.

"Go up." Xiang Huaizhi withdrew his hand and put it back in his coat pocket.

Jing Huan said "Oh", but didn't leave.

After a while, he said again: "Actually, I'm not very sleepy. I'll go shopping with you."

Xiang Huaizhi looked at him for a long time, then smiled deeply: "I have nothing to buy."

Oh.

It was simply wanting to take him home.

Jing Huan swallowed, and suddenly wanted to invite Xiang Huai to sit upstairs.

But when the words came to his mouth, he pressed it back hard again.

He didn't understand it before, he didn't think too much about inviting Xiang Huai to go upstairs, just as an invitation to his friends to be a guest at home.

But now it's different. He and Xiang Huaizhi kissed twice, and in this case, they were alone in a room...

Jing Huan felt a little dry when he thought about it.

"What are you thinking," Xiang Huaizhi said, "ears are red."

"No... I'm thinking about what to do if I fail the exam." Jing Huan said, "My mother is quite fierce."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled: "I can't see it."

Jing Huan said: "That's because she disguised well. When I was in high school, she was like a dominatrix. No computer games, no smoking, no puppy love..."

"You are in college now." Xiang Huaizhi suddenly interrupted him.

Jing Huan was stunned: "Ah."

"Auntie still cares about your puppy love?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan's eyelashes blinked lightly, and he looked at Xiang Huaizhi for a moment before replying in a low voice, "It should be... no."

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes with a smile in his eyes.

Jing Huan's expression was natural, but in fact his heart seemed to have shifted to his throat, beating suddenly.

He felt that Xiang Huaizhi was going to kiss him again.

Jing Huan secretly rejoiced that he chewed a piece of chewing gum after the meal.

After a long time, he reached out to Huaizhi and rubbed his hair: "Go up, I'm going back."

"..." Jing Huan stared at the position below the tip of his nose.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Go to bed early."

Jing Huan suddenly regained his senses. He stared blankly at the person in front of him for a long time before saying, "You too."

When he got home, Jing Huan stood at the entrance and didn't move for a long time.

For some reason, he seemed to be hanging in mid-air at the moment, and it was a bit uncomfortable to have to fall.

After thinking about it, he only thought of the kiss that was just in the right atmosphere, but not in place.

For a moment, he even wanted to smack Xiang Huaizhi's face - but he held back.

He seems to have no position to kiss Xiang Huaizhi for the time being.

There was no promise or confession between them, and there were countless things in the game, so random kisses and kisses were still unclear in the end.

After a long time, Jing Huan finally made a move.

He turned on his phone and typed out a line—

Xiaojing: Brother, can we meet at Christmas