Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 95

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When Jing Huan returned home, he found that there were a lot of messages on his phone.

He opened WeChat without even taking off his shoes. There were more than 30 messages in it, none of which were sent by Xiang Huaizhi.

So he put down his phone, went to the bathroom to take a shower, and after drying his clothes, he lay down on the bed and looked at it slowly.

One page down, it's almost all "Merry Christmas".

Happy fart.

My joy is dead.

After Jing Huan replied to the blessing messages, he clicked into Xiang Huaizhi's Moments, and saw that there was no latest news before he exited to visit the Moments Hall.

Then he saw Liang Ranxin's circle of friends.

[Sister: [Christmas tree] came to see Jing Huanhuan, he is still so handsome, and so is his senior... Why didn't I have such a handsome guy when I was in school! ! [tears]! 】

Jing Huan was stunned, and clicked on the photo below to take a look.

Not only their group photo, but even Xiang Huaizhi's photo.

He immediately sat up from the bed, turned on the keyboard and replied—

Xiaojing: Sister, why are you posting his photo!

Unexpectedly, Liang Ran also returned very quickly.

Liang Ran: Ah, I asked Xiao Xiang, and he agreed.

Oh, that's fine.

Jing Huan lay back slowly, opened the photo and took another look.

It's a single photo of Xiang Huaizhi. He took off his jacket, and inside was a gray sweater. He rested his chin on one hand, and casually compared the camera with a V.

He himself didn't have any photos of Xiang Huaizhi.

Jing Huan stared at the photo for a while, then long-pressed to save.

After closing the circle of friends, he realized that Liang Ran had sent him a message.

Sister: Ah, I forgot to give you the Christmas present.

Sister: ... I came all the way to give you this, but I forgot! ! !

Sister: [wiping tears]

Sister: What about people

Xiaojing: I am here.

Xiaojing: It's okay, I'll give it the same tomorrow.

Sister: What is a Christmas present called

Call it a lovelorn gift.

Jing Huan thought silently.

Sister: Right, I have something to ask you.

Xiaojing:

Sister: Did you date someone else today

Xiaojing: ? ?

Sister: You roses are not meant to be given to me.

Xiaojing: …

Jing Huan sat up from the bed again.

He scratched his hair and thought about it for a long time while holding the phone.

Xiaojing: How do you know

Sister: I'm not stupid!

Sister: There are exactly nine flowers in it, and the packaging is so good... I'm also someone who has been accused of being white, okay

Xiaojing: Oh...

Sister: Are you in love? Still have someone you like? You shouldn't have released other people's pigeons, right?

Sister: where are you? I'll take it to you now.

Xiaojing: No need.

Sister: Why

Sister: [question]

Sister: By the way, why didn't you tell me you had an appointment today? I can also eat by myself. The little girl won't get it wrong.

Jing Huan's heart was sour.

If only it was a misunderstanding.

But he knew very well that this matter had nothing to do with a misunderstanding at all, and that he had indeed lied to Xiang Huaizhi, which was why he couldn't speak.

He once thought about changing his position, if someone played a ladyboy to trick him into getting married, and tricking him into falling in love, the purpose is to get revenge on him...

Xiang Huaizhi didn't beat him just now, which is enough to prove how good his quality is.

He couldn't push his nose on his face and confess at that time, making the scene even more embarrassing.

Xiaojing: What gift did you buy me

Sister: Don't change the subject.

Xiaojing: Is it shoes again

Sister: No way!

Sister: Good stuff, I asked someone to get it for a long time before I got it. The stuff didn't reach me on your birthday, otherwise it would be your birthday present.

Liang Ran was still a deceiver, and she revealed the matter in two or three sentences, and did not continue to poke Jing Huan's heart.

After chatting with Liang Ran, the discussion group in their dormitory also began to go crazy. After getting drunk, Lu Wenhao sent several voices for more than 20 seconds.

Knowing that he was drunk and crazy, he wouldn't click on Jinghuan in normal times, but today he not only clicked, but also listened to it all.

Lu Wenhao said a lot of things, and then began to sing, and the tune flew all the way to Spain.

Jing Huan originally thought he was singing a Christmas song, but after listening carefully, he realized that it was Eason Chan's "Christmas Knot".

Xiaojing:

Xiaojing: Today is a festival, can you sing something festive

Then Lu Wenhao sang "Good Days".

Jing Huan closed the discussion group, clicked on the top chat, and at the bottom was a snowman and a Santa Claus.

When he sent it, he never thought that this expression might be the last expression he sent to Xiang Huaizhi.

If he had known, he would not have sent Santa Claus.

No matter what, you have to send some love.

Jing Huan found that he couldn't think now, and his eyes swelled when he thought about it.

Otherwise, there will be evil retribution.

He did few bad things, and thought that God could turn a blind eye to him, but in the end he was waiting for him here.

After a long time without falling asleep, Jing Huan crawled out of the bed at two in the morning and turned on the computer.

He logged in to Nine Heroes, and when he arrived at the character selection page, his heart pounded immediately.

He won't... Receive a system prompt about the spouse's forced divorce as soon as he gets on the number.

He stayed on this interface for too long, until the time limit of the game was exceeded, and he was directly stuck at the login interface and dropped.

"… "

Two minutes later, he closed his eyes and quickly entered the game.

The friend's message kept flashing, indicating that he had two unread messages.

Jing Huan was not in a hurry to open it. He went home from the driver, released Xiao Xiangjing, and after stuffing her with food and toys, he triggered Xiao Xiangjing's dialogue system.

[Xiao Xiangjing: When I grow up, I will be like my mother, beautiful and beautiful, and famous all over the world. [biting fingers]]

Jing Huan thought, if your mother doesn't study well, you should just follow your father.

After everything was done, he opened the message resignedly.

[System prompt: Little Sweet King, you haven't competed in the arena for three days. If you do not compete within seven days, the competitive points will be frozen. If you do not compete within 24 days, the points will be reduced by 20 points per week. 】

Jing Huan clicks the next one.

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: Jingjing, why are you playing games in the middle of the night [surprised]

[Friend] Little Sweet View:…

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I can't sleep, just come and see

[Friends] Love is divided between you: as expected of a husband and wife, even the time to get on the number is about the same.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ? ?

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: Xiang God just came up.

Jing Huan quickly glanced at the individual group, the group name was (0/1), indicating that the people in it were not online.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: What did he do here

[Friends] Love is divided between you: [surprised] This... How do I know...

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: but I read his profile at the time, and it was in your home. When I read it again, he was offline.

[Friend] Sweetie: ... oh oh.

Jing Huan pursed her lips and clicked on the friend group.

He saw that Xiang Huaizhi's profile had changed.

From "just be happy", it changed back to the original full stop.

Jing Huan stared at the full stop for a long time, and found that he seemed to overestimate himself.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't even have to file for a divorce. Just changing one punctuation mark would make him feel like a fool.

The next day, Jing Huan had an early class, and the instructor gave a speech. In the last two classes, whoever did not attend the class failed.

When his future boyfriend is gone, he can't add another block to his life. Because he got up late, he rushed to the classroom without even having breakfast.

Lu Wenhao was startled when he saw him: "Fuck you... Did you drink last night?"

Jing Huan had a splitting headache, and his voice was frighteningly hoarse: "No."

"Then why do you look worse than a hangover like me?" Lu Wenhao said, "I will throw you in the zoo now, and everyone will surround you as a panda."

Jing Huan didn't speak, and spread out his hand towards him.

"Why?" Lu Wenhao asked.

"Ticket money," Jing Huan said, "want to suck national treasures for nothing?"

Lu Wenhao smiled, just as he was about to say something, Gao Zixiang grabbed the first words.

"Damn it, Huanhuan," Gao Zixiang asked while giving a thumbs up to his circle of friends, "is your sister here?"

Jing Huan hummed.

"Then why don't you tell me, I'll invite her to dinner." Gao Zixiang said.

"I didn't know she was coming." Jing Huan said.

"When is she leaving?"

"afternoon."

Gao Zixiang snorted: "Then let me have lunch with her."

Jing Huan held the phone without raising his head: "As you like."

After class, the three walked out of the school, Liang Ran was already waiting for them at the door.

"Sister Ran." Gao Zixiang greeted him familiarly.

Liang Ran turned around and smiled when he saw them: "Well, long time no see."

"Yeah, you're still so beautiful." Gao Zixiang said, "Come on, I'll help you carry your bag... What is this?"

Liang Ran was not only carrying a bag, but also a paper bag.

She didn't respond, just opened the bag, took out a baseball cap, and put it on Jing Huan's head.

Jing Huan was stunned: "What is it?"

"Christmas present." Liang Ran said, "Look at the brim of your hat."

Jing Huan took it down, only to find that it had the signature of his favorite star on it.

"Thank you, sister." He twitched the corners of his mouth and said.

"Tsk, it's not like you—" Gao Zixiang took his shoulder, "You see clearly! Whose signature is this!!"

Liang Ran was amused by Gao Zixiang, she stretched out her hand and handed the paper bag to him.

Jing Huan said, "So many?"

"What," Liang Ran said, "the hat is a gift, and this is yours."

Jing Huan was at a loss: "Return me?"

"Well, didn't I get the wrong thing yesterday? It's back to the original owner." Liang Ran paused, "But those are no longer fresh after the night. I just bought them, and the varieties are the same as the store. "

Jing Huan took the bag and smelled the faint floral fragrance inside.

His throat was slightly choked, and it took a long time before he said, "Sister."

"Um?"

"Yesterday's doll..." Jing Huan lowered his head and said, "That doll was also given to him by me. You can return it to me together."

Gao Zixiang invited Liang Ran to eat steak, and Jing Huan and Lu Wenhao also got their hands on it.

During the meal, Lu Wenhao always wanted to see what was in the bag, but he never succeeded.

"Don't look at it, that's his secret." After Liang Ran finished speaking, he asked his brother in a low voice, "Would you like to call that girl and I'll explain it to her?"

Jing Huan shook his head: "No need."

He didn't dare to send a message to Xiang Huaizhi now.

It's not that I'm afraid of being scolded, it's that I'm afraid of being prompted to be blocked.

After lunch, the driver that Liang Ran called was already near the school gate. She went back to the hotel to pick up her luggage and the doll by the way.

Jing Huan was waiting in front of the car, while Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang were still reviewing last night's wine party.

"He can't drink other people, he has to compare with others, and in the end he pretends to vomit to avoid drinking... You think he's not too much?" Gao Zixiang said with disgust.

Lu Wenhao was furious: "You're just pretending, I really vomited!"

Gao Zixiang: "I'm embarrassed to say that I've been vomited, shameful."

Lu Wenhao raised his hand angrily, preparing to fight him on the spot.

Jing Huan listened without saying a word, and didn't say much. His mobile phone kept vibrating, and it was the people in the gang who were playing red envelopes solitaire. But every time he vibrated, he would still look down.

"Hey? Isn't that Brother Xiang?"

Hearing Lu Wenhao's words, Jing Huan almost didn't hold the phone steady.

"Where?" Gao Zixiang asked.

"Convenience store, the one you're going to enter the school gate, isn't it?" Lu Wenhao paused, "It must be, there are not many in our school with such a handsome back."

Gao Zixiang laughed when he heard it: "You can flatter yourself if you're not here???"

"That's not right," Lu Wenhao called out, "Brother Xiang!!"

Jing Huan turned back subconsciously, and happened to meet Xiang Huaizhi's eyes.

They may have only looked at each other for a second, or even less than a second before Jing Huan was pinned in place by this look.

Xiang Huaizhi looked away, nodded to Lu Wenhao and the others, then turned and left.

"Tsk, nodding is so handsome." Lu Wenhao said jealously.

Jing Huan: "Yeah."

Lu Wenhao patted him on the shoulder, the rain and dew soaked: "Of course, you are handsome too."

"Hao'er." Jing Huan was silent for a moment and called him.

"what?"

"Would you feel disgusted if the shemale turned around and chased after you?"

"Grass, it's not over yet?" Lu Wenhao said, "He shouldn't be so shameless, right?"

"It's a bit shameless." Jing Huan said.

Lu Wenhao thought about it for a while, but felt that the word might be a bit too much. He frowned and thought about it. Just as he was about to put it another way, the people around him suddenly patted him on the shoulder.

"When my sister comes, you can help me get the doll back."

Lu Wenhao was stunned: "Ah? Where are you going... "

Before Lu Wenhao finished speaking, the people around him raised their legs and ran to the school.

No face, no skin, no face and no skin.

The skin can't be eaten as food.

The station was some distance from the school gate, and Jing Huan didn't know how Lu Wenhao discovered Xiang Huaizhi.

He had never run so hard for 1,500 meters before, and when he grabbed Xiang Huaizhi's clothes, he almost couldn't catch his breath.

Xiang Huaizhi paused and turned around.

Jing Huan was panting, his head dropped slightly, and called him, "Brother..."

Xiang Huaizhi stood still and asked, "Is something wrong?"

The voice is cooler than the wind around you.

Jing Huan didn't care, he licked his lips and handed out the paper bag in his hand.

"This, I wanted to give it to you yesterday." He paused, his breathing gradually calmed down, "Although yesterday has passed, I... still want to give it to you."