To be honest, before entering the apse, Fei once thought over and over in his mind what kind of [Beast Temple] Pope he would see after entering.
A noble Fox with white hair and a majestic expression, his eyes full of wisdom and vicissitudes
A high-ranking, noble and hidden hero who berates Fang Qiu
An old man with a kind face, plain clothes, concern for the country and the people, and deep thoughts
Or is it the back view of a lean and straight Fox who is writing and contemplating
In short, because of the long-awaited introductions made by Artest, Fox High Priest Nash and others, as well as everything he saw in [City of Beamon], His Majesty the King’s opinion of this Orc Pope who is likely to be a time traveler Legendary experiences are full of curiosity and anticipation.
However, after entering the apse, I realized that my previous guess was simply too far off the mark.
Snapped! Clap! Clap clap!
A crisp and very familiar voice came, awakening Fei's long-lost memory.
Looking around, the apse is extremely spacious.
But the attire inside gave Fei the illusion of returning to the memory world of his previous life. The walls were painted white on all sides, with electric lights installed on them, blue sky and white clouds were painted on the ceiling, and not far away was a living room. The sofa and coffee table are arranged. On the opposite wall, there is a plasma overclocking LCD TV. On the low cabinet below, there are home appliances such as DVDs, air conditioners, computer desks, LCD desktop computers, Apple IPAD...
Countless things that are absolutely impossible to appear in this world are vividly placed in front of your eyes.
A crisp sound came from the other side of the apse, and Fei's eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets again.
A young man with the appearance of a college student in his twenties, wearing a white vest, large patterned shorts, and a pair of Nike sneakers on his feet, is waving a tennis racket and playing tennis in a very delicate tennis court. .
Opposite him is a peerless beauty with a protruding front and back, a fiery figure, long blond hair like a waterfall, and a pair of swan wings like angel wings on her back. Every time she takes a step, her hips and breasts shake shockingly Bo Lang is playing tennis with her happily.
"Oh yes, a S ball, not bad, Holy Maiden Sharapova, your skills have grown again!"
The high school students shouted excitedly in the common language of Oji in the Age of Gods and Demons.
"Your Majesty, you deliberately let me go."
The big beauty of the swan tribe answered delicately.
The two of them saw Fei coming in when the ball was dead.
The big beauty of the swan tribe understood something, saluted Sun Fei from afar, and then walked out of the apse with a smile.
Only the college student and Fei were left in the space.
"Hey, what are you doing in a daze, don't you want to play a game?"
The college student threw a tennis racket to Fei and suggested with a smile.
Fei was struck by lightning immediately, and stood there dumbfounded.
What he heard was Mandarin.
An extremely authentic Beijing film Mandarin.
This language, for the first time in the past three years, rang in Fei's ears, so that His Majesty the King was stunned for a long time before he realized it.
All guesses and answers, at this moment, all the answers were found.
"Okay, let's have a game then."
Fei Fei answered in Mandarin that he had almost forgotten.
At this moment, he didn't know what it was like.
After so many years, he originally thought that he had forgotten everything in his previous life, but he never thought that in this apse, seeing these extremely familiar things, that distant but clear memory flooded up unstoppably like a tide. In his heart, gently holding the tennis racket in his hand, he suddenly had an urge to play a game of tennis heartily.
Without any extra words, the two entered the venue and began to fight.
Snapped!
Snapped!
The sound of the racket hitting the tennis ball came densely in this empty apse, like the hourglass of time, pouring and falling crazily.
The college students' tennis skills are very superb. Even though Fei was once a member of the school's tennis team, he was a lot less familiar and obviously not an opponent. After three rounds, he lost everything.
Because of controlling his own strength, after a tennis game, he was so tired and sweaty that he lay on his back on the court, breathing heavily.
The college student got two glasses of water from somewhere, and handed one to Fei.
"Are you Pope Ernst, the thousand-year-old sage in the Behemoth population?"
Sun Fei gulped down his drink and finally asked.
"Hey, it's this seat."
The college student is extremely young, with a sunny face, like a pure big boy, but when he talks, he smiles very obscenely, which makes Fei have an illusion for a moment, as if everything is a dream, sitting on the flat ground The people in front of me are just like my wretched college roommates who are not doing their job properly.
"I really didn't expect to be able to see these things here."
Fei sighed deeply: "Speaking of which, how did you come here?"
"Hahaha, don't be emotional, and don't ask so much, I can't tell you for the time being, in order to make sure that you are really the one I want to wait for, according to the agreement thousands of years ago, first of all, you must meet me with some couplets. "
Ernst laughed.
Fei heard some extremely sensitive meanings from his words.
"Listen, this is a very valuable couplet. Only the real person can know, hehe."
Ernst didn't have the poise and aura of being the Pope of the Beast God at all, and he smiled even more obscenely, and said loudly: "The first sentence, the first sentence of A-movies is Japan and South Korea, and the next sentence, hurry up!"
"puff!"
Fei spit out all the water, coughed a few times, and after a while, he said with black lines: "Of course it depends on Wu Tenglan." "Haha, that's great, you really didn't disappoint me. The second sentence is: I don't know Wu Tenglan..."
Fei Fei: "It's useless to read all the porn movies."
Ernst: "Even if you know Ran Muto..."
Fei Fei: "It's useless not to watch porn."
Ernst: "It's natural to watch porn."
Fei Fei: "Why do you need to know Wu Tenglan?"
Ernst: "I don't know Muteng Lan."
Sun Fei: "Wouldn't it be worth living 100 years?"
Ernst: "I only know Muteng Lan today."
Fei Fei: "Borrow another 500 years from the sky."
The two of them were right, and they were both stunned. After a long while, a pair of good friends burst into tears and hugged each other tightly. It was as if brothers who had been separated for many years finally met. .
"My fellow, it's been a thousand years. I never thought I could finally meet a living person and live with a group of wild beasts all day long. Do you know how hard it is for me?"
Ernst wiped a handful of snot on Fei's body.
"Yes, yes, people in this world are all violent barbarians. A life without computers, Weibo, QQ and porn is simply a purgatory!"
Fei changed the color of his clothes.
"Wuwu, how nice you are, you are the king as soon as you come here, and I still pretend to be a magic stick every day, it is even more frustrating than the fourth and sixth grade exams!"
Ernst.
"You know what a fart, I accidentally put it on a fool, and I was almost killed in the first place..."
Sun Fei.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo."
Ernst burst into tears and struggled desperately.
Fei Sun: "..."