Han Shan’s Sword Unsheathed

Chapter 137: Don't talk about feelings

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Chi Chu likes to drink alcohol, and when he was trapped in Taoyuan Prison of the Town Demon Pagoda, he did not forget to make fun of hardships and dig a wine cellar in a thatched hut.

It was followed by Fei Yu's excited voice: "Hey, good wine! You bring the wine to the terrace and set up a grill, and I'll come up after catching a few fish!"

Beside the bamboo road, the bottom of the canal is covered with a layer of rain-flower stones, the clear spring babbles around the bamboo building, and the five-colored carp wander freely, like a stream of colorful streamers. They are ornamental fish, raised by the owner to be arty, but because of the comfort and aura of life here, they grow abnormally fat.

Baihe catches fish near the water, like a fox stealing chickens from a farmhouse. At a glance, you can know which fish are the best, which are suitable for cooking, and which are suitable for grilling.

Chi Chu poured wine, Fei Yu took the knife, Bi You and Ruan Hui fanned the flames, and after a while, the smoke from the cooking on the terrace of Zhuli Pavilion was full of fragrance. On the first night they came to Fengyue City, they gathered materials on the spot, sat around the grill, and had an impromptu open-air barbecue.

Meng Xueli reluctantly released the mirage beast, motioning for the mirage beast to breathe, covering the smoke and alcohol.

Chi Chu looked down and greeted: "Come up and eat!"

Meng Xueli responded, stretched out his hand to Ji Xiao, revealing the thin chains between his fingers, and begged softly, "We are the only ones left, let's untie it first."

On the surface, the "Kunshan King" was trapped in chains and led the captured human monks, but in fact, the control of the chains was in the hands of Ji Xiao. Meng Xueli was afraid that Daolu would settle the bill, so he asked him, "Didn't you have a good time during the day?" Fortunately, Ji Xiao didn't.

Meng Xueli breathed a sigh of relief, completely relieved.

The elegant terrace built for viewing the moon and listening to bamboo is shrouded in a faint smoke, and Chichu, Feiyu, and Biyou eat their mouths full of oil.

Ruan Hui is a vegetarian, shaving fresh bamboo shoots and making soup. Chi Chu called the mirage to eat again. The mirage was unmoved, watching the moon and breathing, and following the method taught by Ji Xiao, absorbed the spiritual energy of the world and the essence of the night moon.

The mirage said: "I will practice hard in the future, and I will no longer be greedy for pleasure. After I am a thousand years old, I will become scaly and claws sharp, spit out, flames shoot into the sky, turn over, the ground shakes and the mountains shake..."

Meng Xueli thought hilariously, Changchun Peak has no ground fire and magma. After you are a thousand years old, at most you will be bigger and smell like peach blossoms.

But he didn't speak. It would be too cruel to tell the truth to a waste beast who rarely rises up. The dream of the waste beast is also worthy of respect.

Fei Yu and Chi Chu were so excited that they seemed to have completely forgotten the fear of being chased and killed along the way, as well as the torture and loneliness of the Demon Town Tower, and raised their glasses to sing the songs of the demon world.

There is no nonsense and bragging barbecue supper, it is tasteless and soulless. But in front of the King of Snow Mountain and the real person Ji Xiao, the two big demons were embarrassed to brag, and they were only full of emotion.

Fei Yu: "If Lingshan knew that we were here, there was wine and meat, I'm afraid I would be pissed off."

Chi Chu smiled and said, "Isn't the bustard saying that he is in a bad mood recently? Once the town demon tower fell, it was enough to piss him off once."

Meng Xueli shook his head: "The most difficult thing for him to accept is not the collapse of the Demon Suppression Tower, but the fact that things are beyond his grasp, and the demon soldiers who were chasing us lost their clues."

Ji Xiao picked the fishbone for the Taoist companion, but just smiled and listened.

After drinking together, some words are easy to open, Chi Chu sighed:

"Three years ago, Lingshan told his heart and soul that the King of Snow Mountain planned to marry the human race, intending to use the land south of the Holy Snow Mountain as a betrothal gift to marry the Sword Master in the world. The first time they met in Hanmen City a hundred years ago, the King of Snow Mountain has always been obsessed with him. I can't wait to get started..."

Ji Xiao was stunned for a moment, and Meng Xueli coughed repeatedly: "No wonder there were always demons asking me what they thought of the real person Ji Xiao. It turned out to be testing me."

Ji Xiao: "What did you say?"

"To tell you the truth, you are beautiful!"

Ji Xiao was speechless, what kind of evaluation is "good-looking", it sounds like a demon king who is blinded by color.

Feiyu continued: "Lingshan said that for the future of the demon clan, he had to start first. He promised wealth and status to his heart. Later, the little demons who participated in this matter were silenced by him one after another. Outlander, only thought that he challenged you, defeated and killed you openly.

Meng Xueli looked at the bright moon in the wine bowl: "I never thought that the wine he served me would have snake venom."

That night, the King of Snow Mountain was invited by his friend Lingshan to attend the Lingshan birthday dinner. The King of Snow Mountain was attacked by poisonous wine, and his demon power was restrained. With the strength of his flesh, he broke out a bloody path and rushed to the gate of the palace. The group of demons pursued them relentlessly until they reached the outskirts of the world.

Chi Chu's eyes showed pity: "You still call me stupid? He was originally a poisonous snake."

Meng Xueli thought for a while: "But I didn't build a prison and live by myself. Looking at it this way, you're still rather stupid."

Fei Yu doesn't care which of them is more stupid, and it is stupid to discuss this issue: "So we are the common old friends of King Lingshan, no, common victims, when can we take revenge?"

Chi Chu was already half-drunk: "We are facing Fengyue City, and the battle of revenge is about to start. Although our opponents are very powerful, we are not vegetarians."

As he said, he picked up Ruan Hui's ears with his left hand: "Our soldiers are strong!" He picked up Bi You with his right hand, "Bird is strong!"

Biyou turned into its original form, slipped out of the palm without leaving her hand, and was stopped by Feiyu.

Fei Yu asked: "You and I are both birds, but do you know the difference?"

Bi You whispered: "You are a big demon, I am a half-demon."

"No!" Feiyu hated iron for not being steel, "You are a bird, I am a bird of prey. To be a bird demon, you must be a bird of prey. When you are angry, your feathers explode, try it!"

Biyou turned into a prototype and exploded into a small ball: "Is it fierce enough!"

Ruan Hui fluttered his claws in Chi Chu's hands and retorted tremblingly, "But I'm a vegetarian."

Meng Xueli warned: "Don't pick up my buddies, unless it's time to take them to escape."

Chi Chu let go of his hand and stroked the fluff of Ruan Hui's rabbit ears: "Isn't my brother paying you back. Little rabbit, are you married?"

Ruan Hui: "No, no."

Meng Xueli picked up the bamboo stick of the grilled fish and threw it at Chi Chu: "You're still not a demon, you don't even spare child labor?!"

Chi Chu tilted his head to hide, took the bamboo stick and picked his teeth with his backhand: "I see him being innocent, so I kindly remind him! Little Rabbit, remember, the more kind and gentle the big demon, the more he will deceive the demon."

He recalled that King Lingshan's "heart-to-heart expression" to him, and coaxed himself into building the Demon Tower with all his heart, and he couldn't help but look like he was crying and laughing: "Oh, don't talk about feelings, no shit!"

Ruan Hui didn't quite understand: "Okay, okay."

"Those who left me will not stay on the day of yesterday." Chi Chu raised the wine bowl and hugged Ruan Hui's neck: "Our brothers have done this bowl of wine, and you will be my brother from now on, and I will be your elder brother."

Ruan Hui is not afraid of a drunkard, but the herbivorous monsters are in close contact with carnivores, and it is inevitable that they will be instinctively afraid, so he shivered: "You wake up. I am a rabbit, how can I marry a fox?"

"It's okay not to swoop." The fox invited Yuexiang: "Good son, go with Dad!"

Ruan Hui wanted to cry without tears, so he picked up the wine bowl and drank it.

The night moon shines on the bamboo forest, and the group of demons on the terrace are drunk, swaying to and fro, showing their original shape, large or small.

Bai He was paralyzed on the cool bamboo mat and spread his huge wings: "Come up, I will carry you to the moon!"

Zihu jumped on the back of the white crane: "I've stabilized, let's fly! I want to start over and fly to a new life."

Ruan Hui said: "I also want to fly, and the half-demon also wants to have a new life." He put the kingfisher on his head and jumped to the purple fox.

The kingfisher is not as big as a palm, and the gray rabbit is only two feet long. The gray rabbit sits between the ears of the fox, the size is just right, like finding a soft and comfortable nest, and the kingfisher nests between the ears of the gray rabbit.

The fox is on top of the rabbit, and the rabbit is on top of the kingfisher, one on top of the other. At the bottom is a white crane lying on the bamboo mat, snoring like thunder.

Chi Chu's drunken eyes are hazy: "Fly slowly, I want to vomit."

Ruan Hui and Bi You looked at the bright moon in the sky: "I want to touch the moon!"

Meng Xueli sighed sadly: "The stupid disease of the demon clan is not contagious to humans, right?" He knew that Chi Chu and Fei Yu used alcohol to drown their sorrows tonight, and deliberately indulged themselves to get drunk. Although Meng Xueli smelled of alcohol, he remained sober.

Ji Xiao then sighed, "It's hard to say." He stroked the back of Meng Xueli's neck and smiled lightly, "It's already stupid, I don't dare to be stupid again."

Meng Xueli's eyes widened: "I'm stupid and also your Taoist companion, do you still want to divorce?"

Ji Xiao said sincerely: "I don't dare to think about it."

Satisfied, Meng Xueli left the terrace on the top floor to the group of monsters to bask in the moon, and went back to his room to rest with his Taoist companion.

The white gauze by the window reflects the shadow of the whirling bamboo, the moonlight pours down like water, and the bamboo mat is cool.

Meng Xueli drank wine and did not want to meditate and practice, so he lay on the bed side by side with Ji Xiao, covered with a soft silk quilt.

The night was deep, the insects in the bamboo forest gradually ceased, and a light rain fell quietly as fine as a flower needle.

Ji Xiao asked, "Can't you sleep?"

Meng Xueli listened to the sound of the rain from the bamboo sea, turned over and nodded, and buried herself in the arms of the Taoist companion.

Ji Xiao: "What's wrong?"

Meng Xueli said in a low voice, "Three years ago, with my expedition to the north and the war, the territory expanded, and the decree 'big demons shall not devour small demons' became more and more difficult to implement. But I still wanted to build a school to let the demons Learn from each other, familiarize yourself with the classics of the human and demon worlds, and learn from the human race and the devil. Other reasons contributed to the killing feast... Change the demon world, not at one time and one place. The law is evil or good, not only in the mind, but also in accordance with local conditions, step by step. The demon world and the human world are different after all. It is indeed not as good as Lingshan."

Ji Xiao patted his back, like coaxing a pet to sleep: "You entered Fengyue City and watched the whole way, what do you think?"

Meng Xueli: "Lingshan has invested too much in Fengyue City. It not only wastes people's money, but also spends everything. It seems that it is not to be the demon king for a long time, but just to hold this ten thousand demon conference and convene all demons. With his temperament, It shouldn't be like this, he used to only like rhythm painting, not luxury. The demon world has not been completely unified, and he is the demon who knows best to seize the opportunity and draw it slowly."

The abnormality made Meng Xueli feel vaguely uneasy.

He raised his eyes, and just saw Ji Xiao's thin jaw from this angle, as if he was back when he was a mink, snuggling up against the Taoist's chest.

"Whether Lingshan has any other plans, we will see for ourselves at the Ten Thousand Demons Conference." Meng Xueli turned to a smile and said, "I just hope Que Xianming will not be too impulsive. , then what are we doing here in the demon world, professional prison robbery?"

Ji Xiao: "I'm not afraid of robbing prison."

Meng Xueli: "Don't be afraid. With you, it's fun to rob prison!"

The sound of rain outside the window shreds.

Meng Xueli snuggled up to Ji Xiao, chatting about the current affairs, past stories, visions of the distant future, chatting about the human world as well as the demon world. Although there was no more intimate contact, the two of them blended their breaths, and a faint warmth flowed. It seems that this is just an ordinary rainy night, and they have spent many years of cultivation together. The future will continue like this.

After an unknown amount of time, the rain gradually stopped and Meng Xueli fell asleep.

Ji Xiao restrained his breath, quietly got up, and went out alone.

Chun Shui and Qiuguang once again told Peacock not to run away. The demon world is very dangerous, and it is even more dangerous to be discovered by the realm owner.

Que Xianming patted his chest and assured: "Am I like that kind of bird?" He also said that there should be more trust between people and birds.

He regained his demon power, transformed into a human form, and felt comfortable all over. After returning to his room, he breathed a sigh of relief and suppressed his excitement, because it was not yet time tonight.

But since he intends to escape, it is inevitable to disguise his identity and change his appearance, and the greater the contrast with his original appearance and temperament, the better.

Que Xianming looked at the glazed mirror, looked at his frivolous and gorgeous facial features, and frowned slightly. Many figures and ghosts flashed in his mind, but he was not satisfied. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and remembered that he sneaked into Hanshan to save Meng Xueli last winter. It snowed heavily that day, Meng Xueli folded a budding plum blossom and walked from the other side of the plank road...

Que Xianming: "It's up to you!"

His body was full of demonic energy, his joints were crackling, and his appearance and height gradually became exactly the same as Meng Xueli.

Que Xianming adjusted the mirror, and in the end that face was only three-point similar to Meng Xueli, but more pitiful and innocent.

He was reluctantly satisfied and returned to his original appearance.