Ding Xiaodong thinks that he is nothing special. He looks mediocre, his homework is mediocre, and his personality is mediocre. In short, he is the first among passers-by who can never be found again after being thrown into the crowd.
But the relatives and friends around him don't think so.
Because Ding Xiaodong is a single dog, or the kind full of resentment.
From childhood to adulthood, any couple who are within three meters of him will suddenly see each other and hate each other because of various accidents, and finally break up. What kisses each other and suddenly farts loudly? What happens when you reach out and touch the wig? The subject turned out to be bald, and what's even more bizarre is that there was someone who was enlightened on the spot and escaped into Buddhism...
And the more resentful Ding Xiaodong is, the stronger the effect of this passive skill of [Couple Killer: Ignoring all logic within three meters and forcibly dismantling CP].
Therefore, whenever Ding Xiaodong walks on the road, such scenes often appear——
"Let's go! Ding Xiaodong is here! Baby, let's meet again tomorrow!"
—The lovers scattered one after another.
I don't even know if it was influenced by Ding Xiaodong. His roommates were all so bumpy in love that they basically gave up struggling. With tears in their hearts, they still had to put on a happy bachelor smile.
All the people who were brutally destroyed: God! Come and take this goods!
I don't know if he heard the aspirations of the masses. One day Ding Xiaodong was walking on the road when a vase suddenly fell from the sky and smashed him to death.
Afterwards, he bound a wonderful system and started dismantling CP all over the world.
That's right, it's just so vulgar, Ding Xiaodong was happily playing with the lovely couples while complaining.
Generally speaking, his task is to separate the male and female protagonists. Whether it is to hook up with the male protagonist, the female protagonist, or purely sabotage, he can master the routine and play well.
But this time the task object seems to be a little different.
Originally, according to the plot, the male protagonist of the giant dragon should have captured the female protagonist who is a princess at the beginning, and then imprisoned him in the lair. The princess’s disgust and resistance from the beginning gradually became deeply rooted in love, and the princess he wore The fiancé, as a brave man, embarked on a journey obligatory to rescue the princess. After a short while, the princess persuaded her relatives that the brave man was cannon fodder, and the hero and heroine were sweet.
Ding Xiaodong couldn't bear this kind of sweet article that most of the full text was throwing dog food like crazy!
He was gearing up, waiting for the dragon to show off its might after taking the princess away.
However, he waited and waited, and when the princesses were ready to marry, the legendary dragon hero just didn't show up!
Ding Xiaodong's brain twitched, and he directly fooled the king, asking them to hold an ancient ceremony and forcibly summon the dragon.
Until the ceremony was about to end, a huge black dragon finally arrived late.
It entrenched in the sky, forming a huge shadow, and those dark green eyes disdainfully scanned the trembling humans below.
It seemed to hesitate for a while, and then reluctantly took the princess away.
Although the black dragon couldn't speak, Ding Xiaodong felt the terrible breath of "Although I'm very impatient, but seeing these stupid humans are so obedient, let's just barely cooperate."
What about the idiot male protagonist who agreed to fall in love at first sight? ! This script is wrong!
Anyway, at least the princess successfully entered the dragon's nest, Ding Xiaodong packed up, equipped with a shiny sword, and set sail.
He speeds up and strives to be a hero to save the beauty before the princess's heart falls. In this way, the princess may turn to fall in love with him, a handsome, handsome and compelling brave man!
Soon, he arrived at the island where the black dragon was.
What came into view was the princess curled up pitifully in a corner, with a slapped face so dirty that she couldn't see her facial features clearly, her hair was messed up, and her original white dress was stained like a rag by the mud. Seeing him coming , Those tear-filled eyes instantly burst into a strong light.
... What a crime this is!
And the male protagonist, Black Dragon, with his huge body firmly blocking the entrance of the cave, is snoring comfortably.
Ding Xiaodong drew his sword, and roared imposingly: "Dragon! Let's fight!!"
Heilong raised his eyelids and glanced at him, swept him away with his tail, and closed his eyes lazily.
Ding Xiaodong ate a mouthful of ashes, got up shaking, and rushed forward in anger.
—He wisely chose to open the plug-in provided by the system.
Although the plug-in is very good, he can only barely draw a tie with the black dragon.
Maybe it was because he felt that his body was too huge to be used in this cave. After fighting for a while, the black dragon turned into a human form.
This was the first time that Ding Xiaodong had witnessed the transformation of a black dragon. Even though he thought he had strong self-control, he couldn't help shaking his head.
The man in front of him has an undeniably handsome face, with a high nose bridge, thin lips tightly pursed, dark green deep and silent eyes that seem to be silent for thousands of days and nights, and a piece of animal skin is wrapped around his waist only , revealing strong and smooth muscles, every tight line seems to be brewing amazing explosive power, such a man, he has never seen before, with an unrestrained, cold and violent breath, making every The souls of the unfortunate people who looked at him seemed to tremble.
Ding Xiaodong was in a daze, and couldn't help taking two steps back. Suddenly, his feet were empty, and he fell off the cliff against the wind.
Fuck! Beauty misleads people! !
That's right, Ding Xiaodong is a natural gay guy, he is only interested in tough guys by nature, but he has never had the courage to take the initiative, surrounded by lovers everywhere, forced to feed a mouthful of dog food every day, this is why he disassembled CP dismantled The biggest reason for his efforts.
The wind in the mountains whistled in his ears, suddenly, he felt his body fall heavily on a smooth and warm body, he quickly grasped it tightly with his hands, and opened his eyes to see that he was rescued by the black dragon.
He was still in a daze, but the black dragon snorted and knocked him off his back with a flap of its wings.
The man who was too handsome to close his legs reappeared, squinted at him for a while, then suddenly reached out and knocked Ding Xiaodong on the head, his voice was low and magnetic: "Are all brave men as stupid as you?"
"Ah?" Ding Xiaodong touched the sword subconsciously, but found that the sword seemed to have dropped accidentally just now, so he could only move it back—a man is charming but dangerous, and he is still very self-aware.
However, the black dragon seemed to have noticed his evasion, and stretched out an arm to pull him back, wrapping him tightly in his arms, and at the same time let out two chuckles from his throat.
Then he stretched out his hands and rubbed Ding Xiaodong's wind-torn hair.
Ding Xiaodong's face turned red.
Fuck! Fuck! The legendary head-touching kill! Too, too foul, right? !
Afterwards, Ding Xiaodong was dizzy the whole time, and didn't remember what happened afterwards, so he completed the task inexplicably.
This is probably the easiest task for him.
Later, he unfortunately failed three times in a row, was thrown into the world of punishment, and met a handsome guy named Yan Zhao who was full of vicissitudes.
When the other party heard about his mission, he suddenly slapped his thigh and became very emotional: "Xu Zhi! That's him! That bastard!"
"If I see him again next time... I will definitely..."
Ding Xiaodong blinked and asked, "What must it be?"
Yan Zhao suddenly lost his temper again, and said rather disheartenedly: "Forget it, it's better to protect me from running into that evil god again."
—Because that man kills him every time he sees him, once, twice, three times... Almost all the punishment worlds have been visited by him...
He really can't take it anymore! A cruel, cold-blooded and unreasonable devil! woo woo woo...
Ding Xiaodong watched him wipe away tears like an angry little daughter-in-law, speechless: "Senior, why are you crying..."