Happy Little Mayor

Chapter 2: 2. Lao Wang is crazy

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After a good sleep, Wang Bo got up according to the alarm clock, washed up, went to work, and started the day's struggle again.

At the gate of the community, he met Brother Liu and his son again. In the morning, Brother Liu stopped selling roasted sweet potatoes and instead sold vegetables. When he saw Wang Bo, he greeted Wang Bo enthusiastically: "Xiao Wang is going to work? Don't you want to buy something?" Come and take a look, Brother Liu has everything here."

Wang Bo smiled bitterly and said: "Brother, I am a programmer, not a chef. Why should I buy vegetables at work?"

Brother Liu held up a green cucumber and said: "I have not only vegetables but also fruits here. Look at these cucumbers. They are so green and pleasing to the eye. Buy two. You can sit in front of the computer all day. Eat more cucumbers to supplement your vitamins. There are benefits.”

Wang Bo was right when he thought about it. Fruits in winter are so expensive that he can’t bear to buy them, so he would just buy some cucumbers. So he picked four small cucumbers. After paying, Brother Liu's son looked at him and pretended to be innocent and said: "Uncle Wang, I have learned a few more lines of ancient poetry, do you want to listen to it?"

First of all, my brother would like to correct you. You read the line of the poem wrong last night. It is a famous line in "Yuefu Poetry Collection·Long Song Xing". It should be: If you are young and don't work hard, you will be a coolie when you grow up. Then, my brother has to go to work and doesn’t have time to listen to you recite ancient poems, but you can recite them to your father. He will definitely praise you for learning a new poem and maybe give you a reward. "

After saying this, he took the cucumber away and quickly dodged away as the wind blew under his feet.

Not long after, Brother Liu's loud voice shouted from behind him: "Hey, you naughty kid, who did you learn a crooked poem from? Even your father dares to ridicule you, let me see if I don't make your ass bloom!"

"Ouch!" The naughty boy responded with a louder voice.

Taking the cucumbers to the company, Wang Bo just punched in and was about to leave when a woman's voice came from behind: "Xiao Wang, are these cucumbers your breakfast? The company has a system that prohibits eating during office hours. You don't even have this." Remember?"

Hearing this voice, Wang Bo shivered subconsciously. He was too familiar with this voice. It was his direct leader speaking.

Looking back, it turned out to be the leader of his yellow-faced woman. Originally, his leader's name was Huang Lianxiang, a charming name, but because of her menopausal temper, bad temper, and poor skin color, her subordinates gave her the nickname "Yellow-faced Woman".

Seeing that the leader found his cucumber, Wang Bo chose the best one and handed it over, saying politely: "Will you eat it, leader? I'll give you one."

The yellow-faced woman shook her head coldly and said, "Forget it, how can I eat during working hours? Besides, I don't like cucumbers."

Wang Bo said subconsciously: "I understand the boss, I will definitely eat it when I get off work, but do you really not want it? Cucumber is a good thing, if you don't want to eat it, you can use it... "

There were several people around waiting to clock in. After hearing what he said, they burst into laughter. The yellow-faced woman's face turned even yellower. She stared at Wang Bo fiercely, gritted her teeth and asked, "Xiao Wang, what do you mean?"

Wang Bo broke into a cold sweat and said aggrievedly: "Boss, you have misunderstood me. I meant that cucumbers can be sliced and applied to the face to protect the skin. I didn't mean that..."

"Then what do you mean?" the yellow-faced woman asked angrily, her expression extremely ferocious.

Wang Bo didn't dare to explain anymore. He lowered his head and laughed, preparing to use silence to meet the volcanic emotion of the yellow-faced woman. But suddenly his heart became cold. He thought of the test machine he took back last night. He was in a hurry to go to work today. I forgot to bring it over!

It was over now, Wang Bo was very anxious, he thought to himself, Huang Lian Po was already angry, but if he knew that he didn't bring her testing machine, she would definitely be even more angry! There was also the game 'Lord's Heart', and he didn't know if the game was still stuck - just when he thought of this, an incredible scene happened to him:

A green 3D heart-shaped statue the size of a basketball popped out of his body. Then the heart-shaped statue changed rapidly, changing color from green to white, extending to all directions while the surface undulated, and finally formed a translucent one of about one square meter. Crystal sand table.

This sand table is rectangular, with hills, rivers, flowers, trees, birds, animals, insects, fish, and a miniature castle the size of a sesame seed on it. They are all crystal clear and translucent, lifelike and real...

Seeing this astonishing scene, Wang Bo's eyes suddenly widened. He ignored the yellow-faced woman who was still scolding him, pointed at the translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Look, everyone, what is this?!"

Seeing this astonishing scene, Wang Bo's eyes suddenly widened. He ignored the yellow-faced woman who was still scolding him, pointed at the translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: "Fuck, fuck, fuck! Look, everyone, what is this?!"

The surrounding employees who were waiting to watch the excitement looked blankly at where Wang Bo was pointing, and then their expressions became horrified, because they discovered that Lao Wang was pointing at the bloated waist of the yellow-faced woman...

"Holy shit, is Lao Wang crazy?" "This grandson is going to die. Is he laughing at a yellow-faced woman with a thick waist?" "You are such a pure man, but your death is really miserable!"

The employees whispered among themselves and discussed in low voices. Although they deliberately lowered their voices, there were more people discussing and the sound still reached the ears of Wang Bo and Huang Lianpo.

The yellow-faced woman was going crazy. She twisted her face and shouted to Wang Bo: "Xiao Wang, you don't want to do it anymore, do you?"

Wang Bo ignored the yellow-faced woman. He was still in shock. He pointed at the crystal sand table in front of him and shouted to his colleagues around him: "No, I said you look at this thing. What is this? Can't you see it? This, This, this, this thing, can’t you see this thing in front of me?!”

Someone boldly joked: "See, isn't the thing in front of you Manager Huang? Manager Huang is your leader, how can you point fingers at her? How can you call her a 'toy' or a 'thing'?" "

Wang Bo looked at these people in horror. He only saw expressions of pity and ridicule on the faces of the people around him, without any surprise or shock. So he quickly rubbed his eyes vigorously. When he opened his eyes, the crystal sand table was still in front of him. Of course, his leader was also in front of him, with a distorted expression!

But at this moment, he really didn't care about the yellow-faced woman. Cold sweat broke out on Wang Bo's face and body. He looked at his colleagues in disbelief and asked in a panic: "Can't you see? It's impossible. This thing is there. It’s floating here, can’t you see it?!”

The employees around him no longer laughed at him. They saw from Wang Bo's expression that he was not joking, pretending to be stupid, or making fun of the yellow-faced woman, but really saw something terrible, because Wang Bo's current expression And the eyes are really serious.

But there was obviously nothing here, so someone said in panic: "Damn it, Lao Wang is not crazy, is he?"

Someone else said anxiously: "Is it really possible? Someone has died of overwork recently, isn't it? Is Lao Wang suffering from overwork madness? He can't bear the pressure mentally. He has been working overtime recently. Last night he seemed to be the last person in the company." One who left…”

The employees started to make a noise. After hearing what they said, the yellow-faced woman was a little panicked. She didn't bother to clock in, grabbed her handbag and walked into the office quickly, closing the door with a bang.

Wang Bo knew that his spirit was fine, but what was going on with the exquisite green crystal sand table in front of him? Was he hallucinating? How did this thing come about? How to disappear

As soon as the idea of making the sand table disappear came into his mind, the white crystal sand table fluctuated again, and then completely reversed the previous appearance. The sand table shrank, changed color, and finally turned into a green heart-shaped crystal statue, and finally got into his chest!

****The words of the bullet shell: This book will be slower than the fishing ground. The fishing ground started to move too fast, and life in the later period was not easy to unfold. This time, I will use a slower pace to introduce the leisurely pastoral life.