Lao Wang wanted to say bad words, but he didn't dare. The little bastard Commander was very slow to learn other words, but he was very quick to pick up bad words.
But this is also a good thing. He feels that with the little parrot, his habit of swearing will gradually get rid of his shortcomings.
The strong man squatted aside and looked at them curiously, his eyes widened, but he couldn't see any other temperament except a silly look.
Lao Wang looked at the commander again and saw that even the hammer was stupid.
Shaking his head and letting the commander fly, Lao Wang left. The commander followed reluctantly and shouted: "Ah, ah, what are you going to do?"
"Go cook and cook for you two!" Lao Wang said angrily. After he finished speaking, he turned back to the commander in shock. The question this guy just asked was definitely not something that an ordinary parrot could ask.
After this lottery, the color of the green mist on the sand table became lighter again. Wang Bo roughly guessed that this green mist should be the activation energy carried by the Lord's Heart, but how to replenish this energy
He couldn't figure it out.
After Wang Bo went to cook, the army commander grabbed the back of his chair and stood there staring at his back. After making sure he left, he immediately jumped on the bench and stared at the strong man.
The strong man looked around sadly. Although the castle was big, there was no place where I could be happy. So what should I do
Just as it stood up to leave, the military commander suddenly opened his mouth and shouted at it: "Ah, come here! Ah, come here ugly!"
Although the Mastiff belonging to the strong man is smart, it is still young and cannot understand what the military commander is saying. It tilts its big, strong head and looks at the military commander strangely.
The commander rolled his eyes, and the cat shouted twice more. Seeing that the strong man didn't respond, he flew to it and landed on its nose.
The strong man raised his eyes cross-eyed and looked at the little parrot in confusion.
"Ah, ah, I am Army Commander! Army Commander! Army Commander!" The Army Commander opened his mouth and emphasized his name repeatedly.
The strong man still didn't understand what it wanted to do, and still looked at it curiously with a silly expression on his face.
The influence of the soul heart was gradual. The commander's brain was smaller than a walnut kernel, and it actually learned very few words. After repeating a few sentences, it ran out of words and began to scratch the strong man's mouth anxiously.
In this way, the strong man's nose was stimulated, he opened his mouth and sneezed. The military commander was so frightened that he flew away, thinking that he had been slighted, and shouted: "Ah, ah, your mother exploded! Ah, ah, give you shit!"
It tried its old trick to poop on the top of the young man's head, but the Mastiff had agility that was incompatible with its size. The young man quickly jumped to avoid the bird excrement, and then continued to look at it stupidly with his head raised.
Finding that its special move was ineffective, the commander was furious. It wanted to use another ultimate move, and was preparing to dive bomb this time.
However, the bird's intestines do not have a strong storage capacity. It held it in for a while but could not get out the feces anymore, which made it unprecedentedly depressed.
The strong man looked at the commander, then got up and ran to the big tree to the west to pee and poop.
Its behavior made the military commander very angry. The little parrot thought it was a provocation, a demonstration, and a demonstration of its digestive superiority, so it decided to fight back.
When it was time for breakfast, Wang Bo fried some bacon and sausages, and Bowen soaked cereal in skim milk, added bread and sausages, and ate happily.
Wang Bo prepared fruits for the military commander as usual, and then opened a pack of dog food for the strong man. He also put some sausages and bacon in it to supplement protein, and also prepared a bowl of milk. It was too thin.
Strong men usually do not get such preferential treatment in public welfare kennels. After all, public welfare kennels do not have much income. The dogs mainly eat expired food from supermarkets. Both taste and nutrition are comparable to such meals.
After eating the sausage, the strong man thought it was particularly delicious. He tilted his head and looked at the commander next to him, holding a piece of sausage and placing it next to him.
Wang Bo smiled and touched its big head and praised: "Well done, the young man is a good boy."
But the commander didn't appreciate it. The parrot hated the smell of fat, so the fruit smelled like fat and it couldn't eat it. He kicked the sausage away with his paws, flapped his wings and shouted: "Ah, bastard! Ah, your mother is fried." Got it!"
Lao Wang didn't like the commander's shortcoming of swearing, so he grabbed it and said angrily: "In the future, you are not allowed to say, 'Your mother exploded'. If you don't like it, then call 'Dad'. Do you know that?"
The commander tilted his head and stared at him with a small black eye. His expression was indescribably weird, and he slowly said: "Ah, I am the commander, ah, not dad!"
Lao Wang was so angry that he picked up Bowen's dinner fork to scare the little parrot. The little parrot was very timid and quickly flew up. It cried out aggrievedly: "Ah, commander, ah, I am the commander!"
Wang Bo could only give in helplessly: "Okay, okay, you are the commander of the army. Not only are you the commander of the army, you are also my father. You leaders are now the fathers of the common people!"
The strong man looked up at the military commander. The Mastiff had a particularly strong desire to protect its owner. Although it was a little depressed now, this did not hinder its nature. After sensing Wang Bo's dissatisfaction, it shouted to the military commander. Twice.
In this way, the fuse of the conflict was laid, and the army commander became more and more dissatisfied with the strong man.
In the morning, Wang Bo went to tidy up the rooms in the castle. He was going to tidy up the master bedroom of the knight. Apart from the bed, table and cabinet, there wasn't much in it. It was mainly rags, and they were definitely not valuable antiques, so they could be thrown away with confidence.
Taking advantage of Wang Bo's absence, the commander's eyes rolled around twice before flying into the main castle.
The young man ran around in the yard for a while - this is his nature. The Mastiff loves nature and needs a lot of space for running and exercise, so it is not suitable for ordinary families to keep.
Apparently the castle made him feel very comfortable. He ran around in the castle, chasing fallen leaves and nibbling on weeds. Then he saw a mouse, and he immediately became interested and chased after it with his paws.
The mouse ran out of the castle in a flash. The strong man pursued it to no avail, so he ran back unhappy.
It was a little tired after running wildly for a while, so it sniffed and sniffed, then walked briskly into the house to find Wang Bo.
As a result, as soon as it climbed up to the second floor, a piece of white cloth flew out from the corner and landed on it!
The strong man screamed in fright and subconsciously wanted to run away, but he couldn't see anything because of the white cloth covering his body, and he ran into the wall.
At this time, the military commander was outside shouting: "Ah, eat you! Ah, eat you! Ah, eat you!"
The strong man got up and wanted to run, but when he turned his head, he hit the other wall again, making a "dong-dong" sound. It was painful and frightening, and it shrank and screamed.