The number one spot on the new book signing list on the home page is not guaranteed, and my chrysanthemums are aching. I hope all my brothers and sisters will support me! Thank you! ****
The girl was a salesperson in the sales hall. As soon as she spoke, Bowen immediately became energetic and said, "Oh, that's great. I'll have to look for it when I go back. If I can sell it, I'll definitely ask you to do it." Have a big meal, I have to thank you for the information you provided me. [Fengyun.com]"
Obviously, Bowen was in the mode of pretending to pick up girls. Wang Bo wanted to see the phone card quickly, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Bowen pushed him behind him calmly: Wingman aside, next is the fighter jet. 's home field.
Wang Bo smiled and stood behind silently: "If you're okay, just come on. I'll watch you pick up girls quietly."
The major communication companies in New Zealand include WoFunda and China Telecom. They can provide different types of SIM cards. The default card is Apple's small SIM card. It is obvious that the company has swept the New Zealand market.
While browsing, Wang Bo was surprised to find that China Mobile, China Unicom and China Telecom, the three major operators, also had operations here. This made him very interested, so he asked Julia: "Madam, I am Chinese, do I handle Chinese operations?" Is a mobile phone card from a merchant more suitable?”
Although Julia and Bowen didn't chat for long, Bowen had already told everything about their situation, so she basically understood Wang Bo's situation.
After hearing the inquiry, she shook her head with a smile and said: "I don't recommend you do this, sir. Your country's operator is actually prepared for business travelers, and the charges are relatively expensive. In addition, their signal may not cover the whole day." As for the leading position, I suggest you take a look at WoFunda’s service, their signal is the best in the South Island.”
WoFunda is the largest telecommunications operator in New Zealand. Its 3G signal covers the sea. There may not be a 4G signal when the sun never sets, but the 3G signal is fine.
Wang Bo listened to Julia's recommendation and prepared to apply for a WoFunda mobile phone card. Charlie also suggested the same to him.
Julia left to prepare the introduction sheet for WoFunda. Bowen quietly pulled Wang Bo and said thiefly: "Hey, brother, when you call me later, can you call me r?"
"What?!" Wang Bo was shocked. He thought he heard wrongly and asked repeatedly. Because according to his understanding, it means beak, but if it is listed separately in English culture, it means male genitals. The more vulgar translation of r is big-chicken scar...
"Keep your voice down, yeah, that's it, can you call me r? As long as you call me that, I swear I'll be happy tonight." Bowen chuckled.
"Don't even think about it!" Lao Wang said categorically, "Without a heart of compassion, you are not a human being; without a heart of shame and disgust, you are not a human being; without a heart of resignation, you are not a human being; without a heart of right and wrong, you are not a human being, understand?"
"I don't understand." The cowboy shook his head in confusion.
"It means that people like you who have no sense of shame are not human in the eyes of our ancestors!" Lao Wang looked distressed.
The cowboy didn't care whether he was a human or not. He just wanted to create humans, so he said expectantly: "No, King, give me a hand and help me fly!"
Lao Wang wanted to kick this guy into the air. He said, "Dream, I will never do such a **** thing!"
Bowen signaled him to lower his voice and said weakly: "OK, OK, forget it if you don't want to, why are you so angry?"
Julia returned gracefully and asked with a smile: "What's wrong? Who's angry?"
Bowen was afraid of being embarrassed and said quickly: "No, my buddy and I were joking. Okay, now let's apply for a mobile phone card."
Julia smiled and said: "No problem, WoFunda's two most popular services are Gold 19 and Platinum 40. Gold 19 refers to a monthly deposit fee of 19 yuan, including traffic and 100 minutes of calls. Platinum 40 is It is a pre-deposit of 40 yuan, which includes 1G traffic, of which 40 New Zealand dollars is used as a deposit and is deposited into the account. The call cost is deducted from the 40 New Zealand dollars, and any excess will be carried over to the next month."
These two services are indeed very good, especially the Platinum 40, which is very affordable for people who surf the Internet a lot and make few calls. As long as they don’t make many calls, 40 yuan can last for a year.
But not for him. He mainly makes phone calls, especially international calls.
After listening to his needs, Julia took out a promotional page and said: "That is the President 299 service, with a monthly payment of 299 yuan, free local calls, 299 minutes of international long-distance time, and 10G traffic per month. In addition, , if you are willing to deposit ten months of fees, then for an additional one yuan we will give you the latest Apple mobile phone as a gift.”
Wang Bo thought about it and decided that although this 299 business was expensive, it was the most suitable for him. It also came with a new iPhone, which costs close to NZD 2,000 in New Zealand.
With this in mind, he confirmed the business and began to fill out the purchase order and warranty letter. Bowen kept smiling at Julia and making secret glances at her. He accidentally looked down at the order signed by Wang Bo and suddenly became angry and shouted: "Wang, you What's the meaning?!"
Wang Bo was startled by him and asked, "Why are you making such a fuss?"
Bowen looked sad and angry at being deceived. He pointed at the place where his name was filled in and gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean by writing this? Capitalize it? Do you want to emphasize it?"
Wang Bo looked at it and saw that what he filled in was the pinyin of his last name, ang, which was no problem, so he said inexplicably: "What's wrong? This is my name."
Bowen looked at him suspiciously and said, "Your last name is a genital?"
"Fake-squid, what do you mean?! You not only insulted me, but also insulted my family?!" Lao Wang was angry.
Bowen glanced at Julia, then pulled him away and explained in a low voice.
In English, there are many names for genitals, just like Ding Ding, Ji-Ji, Hammer, etc. in Chinese. And it just so happens that the word ang is one of them. It is derived from this word. However, some letters in spoken English are silent. Over time, the h in this word will not be pronounced, and it will not be written when writing. In this way, In American slang, ang has a special meaning.
After hearing this explanation, Wang Bo looked dumbfounded. He never knew that he had the surname **. The most terrifying thing is that there are tens of millions of people in China with this surname...
"And you also capitalized it. This is to emphasize the meaning of the word. It is more straightforward than my r." Bowen looked like you are so awesome, why don't you go to heaven.
"Then how can I sign in the future?" Lao Wang became more nervous than ever.
He had a premonition that he was going to be miserable. "ang" has a special meaning, and "bo" and "bo" are the same pronunciation. So when the two are combined together, they are really invincible!
Charlie saw that he really didn't know about this, so he gave him a sympathetic look, and then laughed unscrupulously. While laughing, he took out his mobile phone, actually wanting to post something on Twitter.
"You dare to step on the horse and pass it off as a joke, you're dead!" Wang Bo grabbed the phone and glared at him.
Charlie raised his hand and said with a smile: "Haha, okay, okay, haha, it's so funny. I never thought of it before. It turns out that your last name is spelled like this..."