Entering the stadium, Wang Bo thought he was back in the flower and bird market in Kyoto. People coming and going were holding cages in their hands or had birds squatting on their shoulders. The shouts of people mixed with the chirping of birds.
From time to time, an awkward voice would be heard from the surroundings: "Howl of mud!" "It's so exciting that you can't help but borrow evidence from others!" "Wow, wow, wow, great, great, great!"
Needless to say, these are the voices of parrots.
Most parrots cannot see each other, and the bird cages in people's hands are covered with cloth to prevent too many people from scaring the birds or making them excited in advance.
Those who dare to show off their parrots are all good at it. Most of them are African gray parrots, blue-capped Amazons, and yellow-necked Amazon parrots.
The parrots gathered together and had a lot of fun. These birds didn't like each other and would blow up their feathers when they got close. It was only then that Lao Wang realized that parrots are very aggressive birds.
The military commander also squatted on Wang Bo's shoulder. He paid no attention to the hostile gazes of the parrots around him and looked around enthusiastically: "Ah, Niu'er!" "Ah, Choubi!" "Ah, Niu'er!" "Ah. , so many ugliest!"
Fortunately, it usually speaks Chinese, otherwise if someone heard what it said and figured out what it meant, Lao Wang felt that the commander would definitely be beaten.
But Eva and Little Loli could understand its meaning. Little Loli blocked her thin ears with her little fingers: "Ah, Commander, you say dirty words, you are so annoying!"
Eva looked at the little parrot thoughtfully and said, "It seems that I will educate this child well this time when I go back."
The little Lolita looked at the commander with sympathy, but the commander was looking around at his compatriots and did not pay attention to this tragic incident for a while.
There was a song and dance performance before the game, but Wang Bo didn't pay attention. After a while, a familiar melody sounded. He blinked. Isn't this "Believe in Myself" with "blood boiling in the arena and giants rising from the east"
The little Loli exclaimed happily: "Ah, it's brother Reddy, brother Ryan, and brother Tutu. It turns out they are here too!"
Wang Bo turned around and looked, and sure enough, wasn't this the Four Heavenly Kings who worked in his bar
The relationship between the four of them and the bar is more like a cooperation than outright employment. Wang Bo does not restrict them from performing other commercial performances, and he does not pay salaries to the four of them, so there is no need to notify him when the four of them come out to perform.
What surprised him was that Ryan and others were invited to sing in this competition. You know, he had just taken a casual look and saw that the person singing on the stage was a famous Australian country singer and a serious star.
What surprised him even more was that the four of them were actually somewhat famous. When they started to shake their heads to the beat of the drums, someone waved their arms in the surrounding stands, and someone else held up a flashing sign with the names of the four on it!
These guys obviously knew that Wang Bo and the others were here to participate in the competition. When the participants entered the venue, they found Wang Bo and his party, and Reddy blew a kiss nakedly.
The cameraman's capture ability was very strong, and Wang Bo and his party suddenly appeared on the big screens on both sides.
However, the cameraman caught it and put the lens on Eva. Wang Bo next to him was completely ignored.
The little loli shook Eva's hand and pointed to the big screens on both sides. Eva looked up in surprise and smiled. She held up her dress and made a ladylike response.
The little parrot rolled his eyes: "Ah, it exploded!"
The camera stayed for four or five seconds and left. Eva had become a celebrity in the stadium.
Her beauty is second to none. Her lavender pupils are rare in the world. When magnified on a big screen, her amethyst-like clear beauty is amazing.
Wang Bo was angry: "Made, why does a handsome guy like me not have a camera?"
Eva slapped him and said angrily: "Look, the commander learned these dirty words from you!"
Lao Wang was aggrieved. The genius of the military commander should be self-taught.
After the performance, the competition began. First, representatives from several organizations including the organizer, the Christchurch Government, the Oceania Rare Bird Conservation Association, and the Parrot Research Association, went up to speak.
The speaker was the mayor of Christchurch, speaking impassionedly and loudly on the stage.
Wang Bo yawned. New Zealanders also like to make red tape.
He just doesn't understand. Christchurch is about to face a change. The mayor of New Zealand is elected by local residents. If the mayor wants to continue to work, he must seize the time and seize the opportunity to expand his popularity and influence.
For a small country like New Zealand, it is not easy to host a southern hemisphere competition, even though this competition is only a civilian event.
After the mayor's speech, there were speeches from the representatives of the judging panel, and then the representatives of the contestants. The speaker carried an adult African gray parrot with shiny feathers on his shoulders.
"Ah, Ugly Bi! Ah, Big Ugly Bi!" the commander said angrily.
Wang Bo laughed, this parrot is Jenny, the one with the loudest voice, who has the highest claim to win the championship. The commander is obviously jealous of her.
He taught: "Commander, you are wrong to say that. You have to be tolerant! You can say that he can replace him, or you can say that a man should do this..."
Army Commander: "Ah, Army Commander is the champion!"
"Yes, this is my man's ambition!"
Eva looked at him hesitantly and said, "My dear, you seem to have always regarded the commander as a young man? But I checked and found that he is a girl."
Wang Bo’s eyes were as wide as light bulbs!
He has indeed never checked the gender of the parrots, and he doesn't understand this stuff. He just thinks that the parrots behave like men. Some time ago, they called the female parrots Niu'er and the male parrots Choubi...
But if you think about it carefully, female parrots can also be called this. To extend the idea, maybe the parrots like the same sex? Parrots are also popular birds for same-sex love!
Especially when he suddenly recalled that Jenny, the clever-mouthed girl, seemed to be this parrot!
Suddenly, he was shocked.
Eva put her hands around his neck and giggled: "Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore, the commander is indeed a handsome boy. How about it, life is full of surprises, doesn't it feel good?"
The military commander interrupted and said angrily: "Ah, where is it small? Ah, let me show you?"
Eva couldn't laugh anymore, and soon she sneered: "Go back, go back and see how I train you!"
The eloquent speech finally ended. Under the guidance of the host, someone began to perform a parrot show on the stage.
Wang Bo watched from the audience and felt that this kind of competition was similar to some domestic reality shows. There were seven judges sitting side by side in the audience to give scores, with a perfect score of 100. After the parrot performance, the judges were not allowed to communicate and then came out with the scores. At that time, the lowest score is removed, the highest score is removed, and the score is divided by seven to get the final score.
The first parrot on stage was very beautiful, with green feathers all over its body and a bit of bright red on its forehead, just like the red in the Central Plains.
Wang Bo knows this kind of parrot. It is called the Red-fronted Amazon Parrot, which is quite rare.
But the parrot's psychological quality was not good enough. When it popped up from the cage, it was shocked. It opened its mouth and shouted: "Fake! Fake! Fake!" (.)