Lao Wang burst into laughter. Eva first covered the commander's ears and eyes and said, "We can't let this child hear such words again."
As a result, the military commander rolled his eyes and said, "Ah, low-level! Ah, the military commander didn't say anything!"
The owner of Zhongyuan Dianhong went up and grabbed the little parrot into the cage in embarrassment. The surrounding stands were already bursting into laughter. In another area, a group of young people shouted in unison: "Fake! Fake! Fake!"
The seven referees wrote one point on the sign one after another. This is considered an encouragement point. After all, giving 0 points is a bit too hurtful. But it’s not okay to give more. Swearing during the game is absolutely not allowed.
Lao Wang became a little nervous and said seriously to the commander: "After taking the stage, you must not say bad words, just don't curse. Let's all be civilized, okay?"
Commander: "Ah, blow him up, ah, okay!"
Lao Wang really wants to crush it to death!
Once the game starts, it will be like a torrent of history, rolling forward and unable to stop.
The second parrot that came up was an African gray parrot with a very clever beak, but it looked a bit like a military commander, like a second-rate man. He went up and opened his beak and shouted: "Quack, you are afraid of your henpecks, so you have food!"
There was another burst of laughter. The owner of this parrot is a woman and looks very strong, so it is not surprising that it can say this.
But this was obviously not what the parrot owner had planned. She waved her hands hurriedly, and her mouth shape changed and she didn’t know what to say. Lao Wang was too far away and couldn’t hear clearly.
The little parrot flapped its wings stupidly, opened its mouth and said: "Eat all, drink all, use up your wallet, stay healthy! Quack!"
The hostess couldn't stand it anymore, so she took the microphone from the host and shouted: "Let's play "Petrel", baby, let's play "Petrel"! Mom will teach you that on the vast sea, strong winds gather dark clouds... "
The little parrot stopped talking, opened its wings, and began to comb its feathers with its beak. It was called concentration.
The referee started to score, but its score was not low. The highest score was 85, explaining that the parrot's beak was flexible and humorous.
In New Zealand, humor is a very important thing. As long as a man is humorous and has a little grace, he is basically very popular with women.
More than a dozen parrots came up later. This folk competition is very popular in the southern hemisphere. There are many people participating in the competition. Wang Bo looked at the number 98 in his hand and couldn't help but yawned.
After an hour of competition, there will be a break, where everyone can listen to music and dance, or watch the wonderful performances of previous years on the big screen.
A parrot has 40 seconds of performance time starting from the time it opens its mouth. If it does not open its mouth beyond this time, it will basically receive an encouragement score of less than ten points.
Parrots that use swear words will all get one point, and there are many such cases. Of the more than forty parrots in front of us, a dozen or so only got one point.
Lao Wang was worried to death. For forty seconds, the commander had to talk continuously. If this guy said a curse word, then he would really be worse off than dead.
Originally, his purpose was to win the championship and promote Sunset Town. If the commander said bad words, his plans would be over.
The first hour of the game is almost over. There is a break. Wang Bo takes the commander to go to the bathroom. If there is no problem, he will be on stage in the next hour.
As a result, at this moment, the crowd suddenly cheered. Lao Wang looked towards the stage and saw the middle-aged man who had previously spoken on their behalf walked onto the stage. On his shoulder, an African gray parrot was eccentric and energetic. Yiyi.
Jenny, the talkative Jenny who has the loudest voice for winning the championship, appears.
In this competition, Sweet Talk Jenny is the well-deserved top star. As soon as she appeared on the scene, the atmosphere at the scene suddenly changed, and there were shouts of approval:
"Triple Crown! Triple Crown! Triple Crown!"
"Jenny, look here, my parrot has liked you for a long time!"
"Just hand out the crown! Jenny must be the champion!"
"Those **** parrots, after seeing Jenny's performance, I wonder if they will commit suicide in shame!"
The last time Jenny won the championship, she sang a New Zealand national anthem. Parrots that can sing are rare, but Jenny could sing with great force. She is indeed a genius among birds.
The army commander seemed to know that this was a strong enemy, and stared at the stage without blinking.
Wang Bo is full of confidence. He is only worried about the military commander swearing. As long as his little parrot doesn't swear, he will definitely have no problem winning the championship.
Ordinary parrots are still at the stage of learning to speak. The commander has a second-level soul heart. Its IQ is comparable to that of a child. It can carry out simple conversations and understand some simple questions.
After the host introduced Sweet Mouth Jenny and her owner Luca, he announced the start of the show.
Luca snapped his fingers coolly, and a soothing background music played.
At this time, Jenny the Sweet Mouth opened her mouth and said in a soft voice that is rare among parrots: "I don't know why I am so depressed. I am very bored and sad, which makes me a fool!"
When it said this, Luca continued: "Your heart follows your big ships with sails bobbing on the sea. They are like dignitaries and rich gentry on the water, showing off their luxury. But, believe me, brother, If I had such a deal overseas, I would also devote a large part of my mind to it. I would always observe the direction of the wind and check the name of the port. Anything that can make me worried will also make me sad. "
As soon as his voice stopped, the little parrot continued: "You are right, my friend, but I also believe that the success or failure of my business depends on more than one cargo ship, and the cargo ship is not enough to make me so sad."
At this time, the exclamations started to rise and fall like waves.
Wang Bo didn't know what was going on, but he felt that something was wrong. He was shocked and said: "What is this for? What was their conversation?"
Eva hesitated for a moment and said: "It seems like a dialogue in a drama? I seem to have heard it, but the dialogue seems to have been changed. I'm not sure."
The performance continued, and Luca showed an exaggerated expression of surprise and said: "Ah! So you are in love?"
The little parrot said: "Ugh! No, no, no."
When she said this, Qiao Mou Jenny actually shook her head in a decent manner, and her exclamations became louder.
There was a proud expression on Luca's face. This probably had nothing to do with his lines, but his psychological reaction: "If that's not the case, then what could it be? Let me say that you are sad because you are unhappy, just like you smile Jump, say you are happy because you are not sad, it couldn’t be easier.”
Sweet-tongued Jenny: "How should I tell you? I don't know where to start!"
Luca laughed loudly: "Hahahaha! You can speak slowly, my friend." Then he stretched out his hand and pointed forward, "Ah! My ex-love Antonio, look who is over there!"
He said the last words, and Eva suddenly realized: "Dear Antonio, OK, I know what this is!"
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