Happy Little Mayor

Chapter 80: 80. The little master of teasing

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The two parties shook hands, and Robert said expressionlessly, "Mayor Wang, I think you should understand the purpose of my visit, right? Because of your town, our highway will be abandoned."

Lao Wang said: "It's not abandoned, right? It's just that you have an extra brother road on your section of the road."

"Ha, are you kidding me? Because your highway is built, our highway will no longer be maintained and no one will pass by it. Isn't this abandoned?" a police officer said angrily.

"Then what are you doing here?"

Robert said: "Don't be excited, guys, I'm here for friendship today. I want to move our town here. You see there is nothing in your town. There are 200 households in our town. It is definitely better to merge them together." .”

Wang Bo's eyes narrowed. It was the first time he heard someone talking about the land grab in such a refreshing way.

"Why merge? Can't you just move here? I welcome people to move to my town. My town welcomes all good people."

He specifically emphasized the term 'my town' and told Robert and his party that the merger of the towns was absolutely impossible.

New Zealand's political system is different from China's. When two towns merge, in China the leading cadres are appointed by superiors, but in New Zealand, new elections are required.

There is no doubt that there is only one family named Barbara in Sunset Town, while there are two hundred households in Tahiti Town. If they are merged, then Lao Wang, the mayor, will have to leave his family.

Robert seemed to be a tough guy. He did not play political tricks and went straight to the point: "Relocation is even more impossible. Chinese, you have to be responsible for what you have done. Our town will be destroyed because of you. You have to be responsible." ?"

Lao Wang laughed, he was so shameless, this land was his private property, he could do whatever he wanted. And building roads is the government's choice, what does it have to do with him

Robert was obviously unreasonable, and Lao Wang understood that this was going to be a fight.

Lao Wang is not afraid of rip-offs. rip-offs pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. He happened to be a cadre of the cross talk club when he was in college, so he has experience in this area.

"Look, Robert, I think you're here to cause trouble, and you're not coming to see me in friendship. Was it my decision to build the road? No, it was the government. Was it my fault that your town had problems? No. It’s you!”

"Don't think that I'm easy to bully because I'm a new immigrant. Man, the days when you Western invaders could occupy a country just by setting up a few cannons on a coast in the east for hundreds of years are gone forever!"

"Also, do you think I don't know your situation? Your town used to have such good resources, but you didn't know that the multi-faceted development will lead to closure now that there is no way out. This is pretty cool."

"In addition, your roads will not be demolished, it is just that the state will not maintain them. So what? You can pay for maintenance yourself..."

"You said it lightly..." Robert was a little angry at being snatched away by him.

"Don't interrupt, I haven't finished speaking yet. Listen, this is my territory. When negotiating on my territory, I can only interrupt you. You can't interrupt me. Do you understand?" Lao Wang immediately regained the initiative.

Seeing their boss playing so bravely, Bowen, Charlie and Pretty Boy were stunned and wanted to applaud.

Lao Wang rolled his eyes at them and said: "Don't make trouble, this is not about guys posing and showing off their figures to win applause, but the two mayors putting all their efforts into a duel to succeed or fail in their careers, which involves the future of the two towns and even affects them. To the future development of the largest town in the South Island!"

"Thank you." Robert's expression softened a little.

Lao Wang: "You're welcome. The number one town in the South Island I'm talking about is Sunset Town. Your town is still a tiny bit big after decades. Even if I give you the sign of being the number one town in the South Island, you wouldn't dare to hang it up."

"Fuck-squid!" Robert cursed.

Wang Bo raised his cell phone and said, "If you curse again, don't blame me for beating you! Here's a piece of advice for you, Mr. Mayor, every word you say to me now may become evidence in court in the future!"

A police officer stared at him fiercely. When the strong man noticed it, he immediately jumped up, opened his mouth and roared: "Woof, woof, woof!"

The half-year-old Mastiff is already quite big, especially since it still has a soul and a heart, making it even more powerful and domineering.

Facing the angry and roaring big mastiff, the policeman was frightened, subconsciously took two steps back, and screamed: "Damn it, let it go away! Otherwise, I will sue you for assaulting the police!"

"Dog attacks police? Not afraid of embarrassment!"

Lao Wang lazily continued to discuss with these three people. Their fighting ability was too poor, and fighting with them was worthless for him, a little expert at fighting.

So he waved his hands and said: "Goodbye, three gentlemen. I welcome you to move here, but if you want to unite the town? There are no mountains, no mausoleums, no rivers, no thunder in the winter, no rain and snow in the summer, no heaven and earth."

"Can I be fair?" another police officer said sullenly.

The military commander standing on Wang Bo's shoulder shouted: "Ah, no, ah, shut up."

"What the hell is this son of a bitch?" the police officer laughed angrily.

The military commander stared at him without showing any signs of weakness: "Ah, mother, ah, mother."

"It means that you are his mother." The Mexican handsome boy explained kindly, but he only earned a murderous look from the police officer.

"This little bitch is so clever. I really doubt there is a human soul in her body." Bowen admired.

Charlie burst out laughing and said to the strong man: "Hey, man, is this a relative of yours? He is really uneducated."

The two police officers were so angry that one of them cursed: "Let this damn bird die..."

Lao Wang interrupted him and said: "Watch your words. It is now standing on the shoulders of the Eastern Giant. If you insult it, you are insulting the giant."

Charlie added: "Man, believe me, you don't try to provoke it. Really, if it's going to be a debate, it can be in English, Chinese, Shandong, Sichuan, Northeastern and Cantonese. Faced with a scene like this, I Just asking if you are afraid?"

The two sides were about to start fighting, and Lao Wang decided to give them a fatal blow: "Don't worry, there is something I have to say. When I came back, I saw a Nissan car on the roadside whose tires were stabbed with a knife. Do you know whose car that is?"

"Fake!" The three of them were furious and ran out quickly.

If there was a problem with the car, they would have to walk to Omarama City, which was dozens of kilometers away, and the temperature outside was now over 30 degrees!

Seeing the three people leaving in embarrassment, Charlie clapped his hands and praised: "Well done, Wang, you were so awesome just now!"

"Fight for Sunset Town!" Lao Wang nodded reservedly.

Bowen said regretfully: "It's a pity that someone didn't actually stab their tires with a knife."

Lao Wang smiled and said nothing, who said no one took action? He immediately opened the sand table and stabbed the knife.