Happy Little Mayor

Chapter 85: 85. Deadly force

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After driving for more than half an hour, a small town came into Wang Bo's sight.

Just like a small town in an American TV series, there are some commercial areas built with two-story buildings on both sides of the road, including cafes, fast food restaurants, flower shops, markets and movie theaters.

Looking in the distance, you can see farms and pastures, with many cows and sheep lazily lying on the grassland enjoying the gentle breeze and drizzle. Compared with Sunset Town, Wang Bo felt that although the grassland in Tahiti Town was flat, it was not green enough, or the grass density was much smaller.

He expressed his feelings, and Charlie smiled: "Of course, the environment of Sunset Town has never been invaded or destroyed. The pastures and farms here have been used for I don't know how many years. The difference must be very big."

As the car drove into the town, there were not many people on the road because of the rain. It might also be because this section of the road was going to be abandoned. Lao Wang felt that the town had no vitality.

He called Carlisle Haney. After dialing the number, he was connected. A loud voice rang out: "Who? It's best not to step on the horse. He is a salesman! No matter the toilet, fertilizer, dog food, cat food, insurance, or damn it Toilet paper! I don’t need any!”

The sound was very loud, and Bowen said: "Boss, you don't need to turn on the speakerphone."

Lao Wang: "I'm riding a horse without turning on the speakerphone!"

The roar continued: "Speak! Did you call just to piss me off? Damn it! Say something! If you just wanted to piss me off! Then I congratulate you man! You succeeded! But be prepared to bear with me Are you ready for your anger?!"

Lao Wang said as softly as possible: "Hello, are you Inspector Carlisle Haney? I am a friend of Sheriff Smith. Can I come and visit you?"

"Are you a sissy? Why do you speak so softly? Touch your balls and talk! Let me hear your masculine breath!"

"I'm a friend of Chief Smith! Hoho, can I come to your door?!"

"What the hell is your name! Why did that bitch Smith ask you to come to me?! Why didn't he come to me himself?!"

Lao Wang was speechless. Is this an inspector or a prison guard? Aren’t auditors all accountants? A calm accountant still has such a temper

He explained his intention, but as soon as he said that he was the mayor of Sunset Town, Hani yelled directly: "Sunset Town? What the hell is that? I don't have time! Miss you!"

"Beep beep..." A busy tone sounded from the phone, and the person on the other end hung up. ?`

Lao Wang put his cell phone away, looked at the rain outside sadly and said, "Give me a cigarette and don't talk to anyone. I want to be quiet - how could he do this to me?!"

Charlie comforted him and said: "This is normal, so I said it will be difficult for you to recruit him. The reputation of the old weirdo Hani is well-known in the circle of South Island inspectors."

In fact, New Zealand auditors have bad tempers, because they belong to the tax system. They deal with boring numbers every day, quarrel with people who want to evade taxes, and monitor some departments. They are not popular, are under great pressure, and have a natural temper. Not much better. ??.`

The handsome Mexican boy looked even more desperate: "Snow, boss, I won't be like this in the future, right?"

Lao Wang was in so much pain, but he still had to comfort the frightened Mexican handsome boy, and he didn't even have time to soothe his spiritual wounds.

It was almost lunch time. Lao Wang originally wanted to eat here, but Charlie said that the town was so small that it would be bad if Robert met him, so he should go to the Wanderer Town next door.

Wanderer Town is between Sunset Town and Tahiti Town, and the three locations are almost an equilateral triangle.

Bowen was very familiar with Wanderer Town. This was the castle he went to from here. After arriving, he drove to a quaint restaurant and parked the car and said, "The Maori cuisine here is the most authentic. Come on."

The fragrant food comforted Lao Wang's injured soul, and Bowen ordered a large plate of venison. New Zealand has a prosperous deer breeding industry and is the world's main supplier of farmed venison.

The Maori method of cooking venison is quite special. They cook it in a large pot for about 3 hours. The soup contains licorice, pinot noir red wine, various herbs and thyme. The stewed venison perfectly preserves the gravy and is very special. tasty.

"A little lethal force?" asked the portly Maori waitress.

Bowen laughed and said, "Of course, why not?"

Served with the drinks were the main dishes, a mixture of pumpkin, potatoes and corn steamed together.

The staple food was wrapped in three layers inside and three outside, with tinfoil on the outside, followed by a wooden container, and a layer of white cloth on the inside. It was not easy to eat such a meal.

Their drinks are also very unique. The jug is made of bark and the wine glasses are wooden. When the clear wine is poured out, it looks like a clear spring with a refreshing fragrance.

The cowboy poured a drink for each of the three people, and the Mexican handsome boy said sinisterly: "Where's yours?"

The cowboy said confidently: "I want to drive, not drink."

"Yes, don't drive when you drink, and don't drink when you drive." Lao Wang nodded approvingly.

Mexican handsome boy: "Then I'll drive. Bowen was driving when I came here. We can't make him work too hard."

Charlie: "Let me drive. I haven't driven for a long time and my hands are itchy..."

"If your hands feel itchy, rub it on the bark of the tree." Lao Wang looked at the three of them with a gloomy face, "What's the mystery of this wine? Why are you not willing to drink it?"

Normally when I drink beer, I don’t see these little bitches pushing and shoving. At that time, everyone was drinking happily.

The three of them looked at each other and shook their heads: "There is no mystery!"

"Believing me will only prove that I am stupid!" Lao Wang seriously lacked trust in these three birdmen.

After listening to their words, a big man drinking next to him turned around and said: "It's very simple, friends, they are afraid of lethal force. Thinking about the name, you should know how powerful it is. This wine has 68 degrees, just like alcohol. It tastes like alcohol." It’s fatal!”

Lao Wang laughed and said, "You have to try it. High-alcohol liquor is a good thing. Come on, drink it all. No one can escape!"

"But who's driving?"

"Stay here tonight and continue looking for that stubborn donkey tomorrow!"

Seeing them holding up the wine glasses, the surrounding Maori people came to watch, and someone shouted: "Do you dare to drink a glass of lethal force?"

"Stew it!" Lao Wang shouted.

"No!" Charlie and the other three looked frightened.

"Fake! Sissy! Stew it!" Lao Wang roared.

The four wine glasses collided, and Lao Wang simmered the wine in the glass in one gulp. This also means venting. He was very angry with Carlisle Haney in the morning.

The drink went into his throat. First his tongue was numb, and then a line of fire burned from the base of his tongue to his stomach. Lao Wang suddenly stood up, feeling as if his skin was on fire.

"How about it?"

"It's great!" Lao Wang said, patting the table.

The surrounding Maori people whistled or slapped the table with their hands and made strange noises. The boss came over and said: "You are warriors, and the bill is 20% off."