The three of them came to a breakfast restaurant near Tomorrow Group and each ordered a simple breakfast.
"Tianqiu, have you just entered Tomorrow? Which department are you in now?" Zhao Ting asked, her heart full of curiosity. Hai Ruo usually keeps a working distance from any man, why does it seem like she is very familiar with him
Tianqiu chuckled and said, "I belong to the Environmental Monitoring Department. I am just an ordinary employee now. If I perform well, I may become the Environmental Director, Chief Environmental Officer or something like that."
"Oh!" Zhao Ting said, but her heart was still full of questions, Environmental Monitoring Department? What department is this? I seem to have never heard of such a department? Is it a newly established department of 'Tomorrow'? After a while, she said with a smile: "A new department? It has a bright future, just from the name it sounds promising!"
Xue Hairuo had known for a long time that Tianqiu was a cleaner, and now that he heard what he said in a serious manner, he was trying his best not to laugh out loud. Now that she heard that Zhao Ting actually believed it, she finally couldn't help but let out a "poof" and started laughing.
"Hey, hey, Miss Manager, pay attention to your appearance!" Tianqiu knew why she was laughing, and he was a little embarrassed and quickly changed the subject.
"Hai Ruo, why are you laughing?" Zhao Ting is similar in age to Xue Hairuo. She calls her Hai Ruo in private and manager in the company.
Xue Hairuo, who was laughing so hard that his branches were shaking, barely held back his laughter and said: "Hehe, Zhao Ting, you actually believe this ruffian!"
"What do you mean?" Zhao Ting looked at Hai Ruo and then at Tianqiu, wondering what the two of them were up to.
"Haha, where does he belong to the environmental monitoring department? He is a cleaner in the cleaning department!" Xue Hairuo couldn't help but said it directly.
After saying that, her professional instinct made her suddenly calm down and she quickly glanced at Tianqiu. I laughed so hard that I couldn't help but wonder if saying this would hurt Tianqiu's self-esteem.
Zhao Ting suddenly realized and said with a smile: "Mr. Tian is really good at joking."
Tianqiu did not hurt his self-esteem, after all, Xue Hairuo was an unintentional joke, and what he said was also true. But exposing him like this in person was still a bit embarrassing even though he was thick-skinned. "Actually, to put it in a more creative way, cleaning means controlling environmental hygiene!"
One of the two girls was the department manager and the other was the manager's secretary. Knowing that talking about this issue again would hurt Tianqiu's self-esteem, they would definitely stay silent and stopped talking.
Zhao Ting changed the subject and said: "How does it feel to come in tomorrow?"
Tianqiu said with a sad face: "I am still a new employee now, just like the new police officer."
"Which new police officer?" Both of them couldn't help but be stunned.
Tianqiu smiled slyly and said seriously: "I have a friend who is very eager to be a policeman. After graduating from the police academy, he was finally assigned to be a policeman in a district. This made him very happy. He decided to watch it at that time A movie to celebrate.”
Xue Hairuo and Zhao Ting looked at each other, wondering what he meant.
"While he was queuing up to buy a ticket, someone in the queue behind him asked him: Are you a new police officer? The policeman was stunned and asked how do you know? The man said that there were no veteran police officers queuing up to buy tickets!
When my police friend heard this, he understood, so he jumped in line to the front, handed over the money, and said he would buy a movie ticket. The conductor said to him: Are you a new police officer? The police were very surprised and asked how did you know? The ticket seller said, wherever the old policeman buys tickets, he just goes in directly!
After hearing this, my police friend went in directly and found a place to do it. At this time, the person sitting next to me asked again: Are you a new police officer? My friend was stunned, how did you know? The audience member said that the old policeman never went downstairs, but always sat in the private seats on the second floor!
After hearing this, my police friend came to the second floor. Finally, no one asked him if he was new here. Later, halfway through the movie, he went to the bathroom, and someone in the bathroom asked him again: Brother, are you the new police officer? My friend is very surprised. Do old police officers look different when they go to the toilet? The man told him that the old policeman never went to the bathroom and always pulled him down directly from the second floor..."
The two beauties thought it was true, but they didn't know what Tianqiu wanted to explain. Although they couldn't help but laugh, they still listened to him carefully. Now when I heard this, I couldn't help laughing and scolding: "What are you talking about? Where can such a thing exist!"
Tianqiu said with a smile: "It's not over yet. My police friend learned another trick. After returning to his seat, when he wants to be convenient next time, he will fly down the second floor. When he is done, listen. Someone was shouting below: Look, everyone! The policeman who peed on the job was a new policeman! My friend collapsed on the spot."
The two girls already knew that Tianqiu was telling a joke. Although they thought the joke was a bit indecent at the end, they were still a little curious. If the people below didn't see the policeman, how could they know he was new
Tianqiu knew that they were embarrassed to ask, and then said: "The policeman was also very strange at the time. He looked down and asked: How did you know that I am a newcomer if you didn't see me? A person below said loudly: The old policemen are all the same You pee in a big area, you keep peeing on my head, aren’t you new here?”
"Hmph, you tell these vulgar jokes so early in the morning, do you think you are very humorous?" Xue Hairuo suppressed his laughter and shouted with a straight face.
Tianqiu had no choice but to smile, "Well... as a human being, just be happy, no matter how high or low it is?"
Zhao Ting said, "Are you saying that you are always regarded as a newcomer and feel uncomfortable tomorrow? Or are there many despicable things among the old employees of tomorrow?"
"He is so thick-skinned, how could he be uncomfortable?" Hai Ruo had already answered Xiantian Qiu.
Tianqiu could only shake his head and sigh, and ate with a tragic look on his face.
The three of them ate for a while. Zhao Ting seemed to feel that something was wrong in the atmosphere. She seemed to be about to disappear. She said knowingly: "Hai Ruo, I still have a document to prepare. I'll leave first. You guys eat slowly, take your time." That's enough." After saying that, she left first.
Seeing Zhao Ting leaving, Tianchou couldn't help but exclaimed: "That's great."
"What did you say?" Hai Ruo glared at Tianqiu, "What do you mean? I have to leave too!"
"Hey, don't be like this, right?" Tianchou quickly persuaded her to stay and said, "I mean, I'm not very familiar with her, so it's not that convenient for us to talk."
"Am I familiar with you?" Hai Ruo rolled her eyes at him.
Tianqiu chuckled and said in a low voice: "Aren't you familiar? How about I accept you as my little sister, then we'll be familiar!"
Hai Ruo stretched his head in front of Tianqiu, looked up and down for a while, stretched out his fingers and flicked the back of his hand, and said with a click of his tongue: "You are really shameless! You want to recognize me as your little sister? Calling me sister is more than enough!"
Tian Qiu would put forward such a suggestion in order to find a fair and upright reason to surround her, and also to dispel her guard, so that the chances would naturally increase!
As for the younger sister and older sister, what is the difference
Hehe, girls generally like boys to call them sister, as if they can take advantage of it. Tianqiu secretly laughed in his heart, but on the surface he looked depressed, "How can that be done? I'm at least several years older than you!"
"Then why don't you call me sister?" Xue Hairuo couldn't help teasing him.
The opportunity is right in front of you, how can you easily miss it? Tianqiu looked pained and thoughtful, and finally nodded and agreed "reluctantly". "You can call me if you want, but I'm going to treat you to breakfast today. You have to treat me to at least five meals before I lose anything."
Of course Tianqiu would put forward this condition for a purpose. There is nothing rare about five meals, but five meals with a beautiful woman is equivalent to five dates. With five dates, Tianqiu is confident enough to get any female creature!
"You are not ordinary stingy! You want me to give you five meals for one breakfast!" Hai Ruo stretched out five beautiful fingers and said with a smile.
"You want to take advantage of me and let me call you sister..."
"Okay, five meals is all! Call sister right away!" Xue Hairuo said excitedly.
Tianqiu looked at her beautiful face. The manager who looked like a strong woman was now as cute as a little girl. He couldn't help but feel in his heart, "Hai Ruo...sister...Oh, My God!"
"Be good. My sister will love you!" Xue Hairuo proudly touched Tianqiu's head.
Tianqiu is a bit dumbfounded, but thinking about the future, I can't help but smile in my heart, I wish you would love me, baby, I will love you too!
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It will be updated in the evening~~~~~~~~
Brothers, please remember that I will start playing the recommended games tonight. See if everyone’s recommendations can help me update a few more chapters~~~~~~~~~