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Chapter 35: The art of picking up girls

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A friend who knows QQ can tell me. After installing the 2005 version, the login, search and other windows are not displayed completely. I don’t know what happened. I followed the method in Baidu’s “Know” to uninstall and reinstall, but it didn’t have any effect.

Wow, is it because those who use 15-inch monitors have no human rights? I also adjusted it to 1024x768

Friends who know can help me and tell me, thank you -

The weekend finally arrived, and Tianqiu felt very tired this week. Of course, working as a cleaner in the past month was more tiring, but it was just physical work, and it was nothing to Tianqiu. But this week, starting from the first day of the mall test, he was exposed to things that he rarely came into contact with. Everything was difficult at the beginning, and now he feels very strenuous.

Tianqiu fell asleep very early after he came back, but he slept until twelve o'clock when he was woken up by Zhang Yulin who had just returned from having fun.

Zhang Yulin rarely had a chance to chat with Tianqiu during this period. Knowing that he didn't have to go to work tomorrow, he pulled him up to drink.

Zhang Yulin's girlfriend no longer has to worry about it, so she officially moved in with him. Now I am going to rest by myself, while the two brothers are drinking in the living room.

"I became the assistant to the general manager in just one month. It was a bit unexpected, but it made me set my sights further." Tianqiu is very ambitious now and wants to do something big on his own.

But obviously, this is just a fantasy now. Judging from the current situation, being an assistant at Tomorrow Group is a good training opportunity. If you work for a year or two, you can achieve great development.

"Chao! Your vision is really far-reaching, so far-reaching that you want me to study!" Zhang Yulin was still a little worried about Tianqiu's plan.

Tianqiu couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Damn it, you kid, you think I'm taking it easy? Don't I hold my head back every day now? I can tell you, this matter must be taken seriously!"

"I'm not serious now? The time for 'exercise' has been greatly reduced!" Zhang Yulin looked at the door of his room and laughed softly.

Tianqiu chuckled and said: "This 'push-up exercise', quality is more important than quantity. It depends on the length of time you do one time, not the number of times. Hehe, if the time is reduced, are you going to die?"

"Don't be so low-level, okay! ***, your boss is now a senior white-collar worker, so you have to pay attention to your image when you speak!" Zhang Yulin glared at him.

"If it doesn't work, don't hold on, or buy more kidney treasures or something..."

"Pull him down! You have the nerve to tell me, how are you doing now? Have you dealt with your so-called peerless beauty?"

Seeing Zhang Yulin change the topic, this topic made Tianqiu a little embarrassed, "This... beauty can't do it too quickly, you have to care about the process. Do you understand? The process is more important."

"Hey, have you returned or sublimated? I only know that the process is important, but the secret is more important." Zhang Yulin said seriously.

"Tch! I'm serious. This girl is the most attractive to me I have ever seen. I don't want that feeling to disappear too quickly, so I don't really launch an attack now." Tianqiu said while drinking. Drinking beer.

"Come on! I don't know about your kid's frivolous nature? You haven't succeeded now, which means your charm is no longer good. I just said you can't go so long without having a girlfriend. Your skills are already rusty." Zhang Yulin said the latter part. Two sentences, lowered a little, obviously afraid of being heard by Xiaomei in the room.

Of course, Tianqiu didn't want to admit that his charm was gone, so he argued: "I said she was a manager tomorrow, and I was a cleaner last month. Of course, the difference in status makes it inconvenient to take action right away. As the saying goes, accumulate quantity. , Become the king slowly, date first, and go to bed slowly. I spent this time just to close the gap. Now I am the assistant to the general manager, hehe, I am not far away from her..."

"Although your words seem to make sense, the lack of movement for so long still makes me a little puzzled. Don't tell me that you are too inferior to take action!" Zhang Yulin looked at Tianqiu suspiciously.

Tianqiu laughed loudly, "How can you, who has charmed countless girls and conquered thousands of young women, feel inferior in love? Don't worry, the great god you worship will not let you down!"

Zhang Yulin made a look of contempt, and after a while, he said curiously: "Since this beauty is so special, have you ever been asked to use 'picking up girls'?"

"'Five Waves Mantra'?" Tianchou sneered: "Don't be superstitious about the legendary love of picking up girls. Now I am walking among thousands of flowers, without even a leaf rising, and my skill has long been transcended to the supreme state. .”

"Pick up girls**" and "Five Waves Mantra" are a systematic secret to pick up girls. It is said to be the most advanced secret to pick up girls all over the world. The so-called "Five Waves Mantra" is composed of five waves:

The first wave is romance. This is a very important part. Girls cannot resist romance, so beauties must be given a romantic feeling.

For example, take them to a very romantic restaurant to dine. (Be careful not to let her think she is going to a hotel to book a room.)

The second wave, waste. When you first start chasing girls, you have to be generous and don't hesitate to waste a little money.

For example, book the entire restaurant, hire musicians to play, give amazing tips, or even use money to light cigarettes. (Be careful, the money for lighting cigarettes may be considered counterfeit money, and girls may sing loudly and say, "Sister, you will be the bow of the boat, brother, I will walk on the shore." etc.)

The third wave, the prodigal son. To attract a girl, you need to let her see the image of a prodigal son. Generally, girls will be full of daydreams and yearnings for a prodigal son.

For example, take her to a messy bar, grow a stubble, drink and fight. (Be careful, if you are beaten to death, a girl will come to save you.)

The fourth wave, waves. The seaside is a romantic place. Playing among the waves can not only enhance the relationship, but also make both parties get wet easily. Clothes soaked by the waves will appear looming, which can easily make people impulsive. (Be careful, if a tsunami hits, it’s not a wave.)

The fifth wave, **. In the end, it all fell into place, and all that was left was the two of them happily having sex...

"Hey, didn't you say that the Five Waves Mantra is the highest state?"

"I thought so at the time, but as my actual combat experience has increased, my cultivation has improved to the point where I can win with no tricks," Tianqiu boasted shamelessly.

Zhang Yulin stared at Tianqiu carefully for a while.

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing. I'm thinking about a question. You were always successful in the past. Is it because you didn't invest enough emotion that you were able to win with your 'technical' skills? Now this time you have a mortal heart, hehe, so you don't dare to act rashly..."

Zhang Yulin's words made Tianqiu's heart skip a beat. Is this really the case

Didn’t you have enough affection for your previous girlfriends? Probably not. Every time I get to know a new girlfriend, I have already gotten together with my ex-girlfriend. He is very attentive to every girlfriend, and they all feel that he loves them very much, right? As for Hai Ruo…

Tianqiu didn't know how to analyze it, so he put it aside for the time being and had a happy drinking session with Zhang Yulin. Now he didn't have to worry about whether the beer was on credit.