Le Yu must make one point.
He is very rude.
In order to fall in love, he really did a lot of unscrupulous things.
Of course, after marrying Zhan Song, he quietly picked up all his integrity and behaved well.
- But before he got married, he was really unscrupulous.
As for the specific method of lack of discipline—it was not necessary to mention the serious loss of integrity, such as going crazy with the Daji number, and the matter of completely letting go of discipline, such as going to tie the knot in the game area, other than that, as mentioned above, he Very easy to get excited about.
Almost as long as a handsome guy who is single and has no ambiguous or secret crush treats him gently, he will fall in love with him.
But gentleness is just a way to improve his goodwill. In fact, as long as the handsome guy gets to know him a little more and has a better personality, he will ram along.
So at this moment, looking at the room full of about a dozen handsome guys, Le Yu suddenly sighed inappropriately, how lucky his heart was not killed by the deer...
In an instant, a quiet pavilion turned into a flower building, and the familiar men became flower girls, kissing and touching him, and hoisted him upstairs with enthusiasm.
Le Yu was dumbfounded and shouted.
"and many more!"
"don't want… "
"I'll go by myself!"
"—Battle Hymn!!"
Her husband suddenly disappeared, and there are only men who had secret crushes left in the world.
Although the morality was withdrawn, the handsome guy was a handsome guy after all. Being surrounded by him, Le Yu soon fainted. When he was taken to a room by the handsome guys to sit down, Le Yu was in a trance as if he was drunk, his hair was messed up in a mess, and his clothes were messy, as if he was being bullied.
Six minutes have passed, Le Yu was hugged by Duan Wang, blushing and struggling: "Let me go! Don't hug me!"
Duan Wang approached and said faintly: "Quack, didn't you like me very much before? Don't think I can't see it, you will stare at me every time we play together."
With a "boom", Le Yu made smoke from the top of his head.
He struggled to the death: "No, you read it wrong!"
"How could it be wrong?" Another handsome guy leaned over and said with a low smile, "Xiaogua used to do the same to me, will you be shy when I don't see it?"
Le Yu: "..." He stared blankly at these men, and shouted in his heart, "No, these people are ooc, these are not real people, they are temporary NPCs created automatically by the game system!"
They are all straight men themselves, so they won't act like this, so sassy...
Le Yu thought, wouldn't this be the difficulty that the system said they needed to solve? He even extracted his thinking data in the game, peeped at his secret love history, and turned these people into NPCs! And this is actually a game to improve the heart value of couples? What programmer is so maddened! This is obviously to break up a pair is a pair!
Le Yu felt a sense of crisis and felt that he had to get out of here before the battle song came. Just as he was trying to find a way, the door was suddenly opened, and a middle-aged woman with heavy makeup twisted her waist and walked in. She paused when she saw him. Afterwards, fluttering eyes swept across the men in the entire room, she chuckled lightly, and said, "Guest officer?"
Le Yu's eyes lit up - mama, this is mama! That must be the key to getting through this game!
He hurriedly said: "That, ah... sister, I want to go out, let them let me go!"
The men looked back and saw the woman, and said coquettishly, "Mom..."
Le Yu: "… "
This map is so anti-human.
The woman who was called mother by the men was very calm, stared at Le Yu, pushed away the man who was entangled in her, sat down opposite Le Yu, and said with a half-smile: "Why are you leaving, there are so many people , won't you play for a while?"
Hearing the old bustard's answer, Le Yu confirmed his guess.
He just felt inexplicably that this prostitute was full of "popularity", unlike these men, who did a very rough job and had a completely ooc personality!
Le Yu hurriedly whispered: "I really don't play anymore, I'm married and have a husband. Speaking of which, have you, have you seen another man here?"
"No," the old bustard saw Duan Wang leaned over to Le Yu again, and said with a smile, "Guest officer, you seem to be very familiar with them, do you know them?"
Le Yu shut up and didn't answer.
The old bustard narrowed his eyes: "I can't let you go if you are like this."
Le Yu was stunned for a moment, and then he said: "...The question just now was the customs clearance conditions?"
The old bustard said with certainty, "Yes."
Le Yu knelt down.
Well, since it's a clearance condition, he can't help but keep silent. Anyway, the battle song is not here, so it's okay for him to say it.
So Le Yu took a deep breath and reflected very sincerely: "They... they are all people I had a crush on before, it was me, it was me who fell in love with others too easily... "
The old bustard took a deep breath and said softly, "There are more than a dozen men here."
Le Yu lowered his head and said with a guilty conscience, "Yes, yes..."
The old bustard's voice became even softer: "Tell me, how do you know each of them, and how do you like them?"
Le Yu: "… "
Before Le Yu could speak, Duan Wang stared at him affectionately and said, "Guagua and I met each other when we were playing with each other. Guagua fell in love with me at first sight, I know all about it."
The old bustard stared at Le Yu.
Le Yu covered his face in shame and nodded.
Another man also began to sigh: "I helped Guquan once when he almost fell, and he was in my arms at that time, and he blushed when he saw me."
The prostitute: "..."
Le Yu hummed in shame.
The third man said softly like water: "When we met, I poured a cup of tea for Gugua, and Gugua's eyes couldn't be separated from me."
The prostitute: "Huh."
Le Yu covered his face and leaned against the table.
The fourth man said loudly: "This stupid quack, he would be ashamed if he touched his shoulder once while chatting, he really can't stand being teased."
The old lady calmly poured herself a cup of tea and sighed.
Le Yu continued to head to the table.
fifth man...
sixth man...
…
Le Yu felt like he was being tortured, and he suddenly wondered if he would be the slowest player at this stage. In other words, is there only one level in the entire map? Or is this the first hurdle
After the last man's statement, Le Yu looked at the time and only had five minutes left!
Can this map work
Le Yu looked at the prostitute again, and saw that the prostitute proudly poured the teapot directly into his mouth. He was stunned to drink the momentum of drinking, and after drinking, he put the teapot on the tea table with a bang. Up, Le Yu was terribly startled.
The old bustard's face couldn't be darker, and Le Yu said pitifully, "I, can I go out now?"
"Going out?" The old bustard laughed yin and yang, and stood up, "Do you still want to go out?"
Le Yu was taken aback - this old bustard is not the big boss of this map! Are you still going to use force? What kind of fighting style is that
Before he could get out of the pile of men, the old bustard directly raised his foot, stepped on the table, and walked towards Le Yu.
Le Yu was so frightened that he stepped back again and again, desperately shouting to both sides: "Let me go!"
His number is a farming number, but he doesn't have any skills and no weapons, so how can he earn the restraint of several men.
In a blink of an eye, the old prostitute was already half-squatting on the edge of the table in front of him, looking down at him with a condescending look on his face, so that the ravines were squeezed out one after another.
Le Yu desperately leaned back, so nervous that his scalp was numb.
The old bustard sneered: "Afraid? You know you're afraid now? Why weren't you afraid when you were so easily attracted to other men?"
As soon as he said that, he shot lightning, pinched Le Yu's chin, and brought his face closer.
The tips of their noses were almost touching each other.
Le Yu looked at the face that looked like a mother-in-law at close range, almost suffocated, every pore on his body exploded: "You, what are you doing..."
"What am I going to do?" The old bustard said gloomily, "Since someone pours you a glass of water and puts you on your shoulders, you can be tempted, then if I put you here, will you give up on me? "
Le Yu was stunned: "You?"
The prostitute: "I."
A woman with purple eyeshadow on her eyes, two bright red blushes floating on her cheeks, and cherry lips painted with peach pink lipstick on her mouth, looks like a woman who can almost be Le Yu's mother at her age.
Le Yu thought blankly, the programmer who developed this map is probably crazy, right
Also at this moment, the countdown reached zero, all the men around him disappeared, and the old man in front of him became the man he was most familiar with, his husband, War Song.
The man stared at him fiercely, with a sneer on his lips.
Le Yu: "… "
No, the programmer is not crazy, he is going crazy.