At 1:30 in the morning, the "Warring States" game forum.
Topic: "The 'Joining the Knot' game area has released a comprehensive ranking of couples' heart rate! Have you seen it?"
Main building: "RT, the landlord didn't join in the fun, are there any friends on the list?"
Follow up:
"I found a husband just now, and I was very close. I took a look at the rankings. We are already in the top 100, and we are very happy."
"Wait, I saw cuteness on the leaderboard??? This is the one who married him... the Emperor of Qi???"
"Damn it! I saw it too! Meng Meng and the Qi Emperor?! Meng Meng and Mu Ji Cheng Zhou were originally enemies with Qi!?"
"The enemy of Qi country is Qin country. It has already been done and Meng Bumeng has already left Qin country with a letter of treason. What does the grievance between Qi country and Qin country have to do with them..."
"Wow, I can smell a conspiracy. It's done and Meng Bumeng fell out with Qin. Qin and Qi have always looked down on each other, but Meng Bumeng is now married to the emperor of Qi..."
"This, this is a done boat to push Meng Bumeng out to marry Qi Guo? A rowing boat!"
"Ah ah, Meng Bu Meng didn't even get together with the completed boat, I'm not convinced!!!!"
"I remember being cute or not cute..."
"It's not easy to have plastic surgery to look handsome and beautiful in the game? Meng Bu Meng is obviously deliberately adjusted to be like this. Maybe Emperor Qi will find it cute. Both of them are ranked sixth, damn!"
"By the way, although I haven't heard of the two in the first place, I'm a little dumbfounded by their heart rate..."
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Le Yun's fancy splits made him out of breath. Qi Xun had changed from covering his lips with one hand to covering his lips with his hands folded. He completely gave up the struggle and let his heart rate swell. His eyes flickered and he started thinking about life for the first time. .
Le Yu suddenly received a communication application, opened the control panel and found that it was a voice sent by Zhao Yifei. After the connection, Zhao Yifei's shocked voice sounded in his ear: "Le Yu, you are already married!? The 'The Knot and Marriage' game area has a heart rate ranking list, I see you are in the first place! "
To answer a voice call in the game, unless the voice call status is adjusted to external, only the player who answers the call can hear it.
Le Yu glanced at the heart rate progress bar on top of Qi Xun's head. It was already three hundred and two. It was estimated that he was about the same, which means that the combined heart rate of the two of them should be similar to this value, so he couldn't help wiping it with relief. Wiping the sweat from his forehead: "Well, the two of us have been researching ways to increase the heart rate just now."
Zhao Yifei's tone was complicated: "Then... how is the husband you're looking for?"
In fact, Zhao Yifei had persuaded him many times when he knew that Le Yu wanted to go to the "Join the Knot" game area.
He knew that Le Yu wanted to fall in love, and he also understood that some people were desperate for love.
From a certain point of view, Le Yu has been treated with so much viciousness in reality because of his sexual orientation and personality, and Zhao Yifei really feels that it is not easy and very good to maintain such a heart that yearns for love. .
However, the original intention of creating the game area "Joining the Knot" was really unscrupulous, and he was really worried that Le Yu would meet a scumbag.
When Le Yun heard the words, he and Qi Xun looked at each other, grabbed the corner of his clothes with his hand hanging by his side, and whispered shyly, "He, he is fine..."
Qi Xun slowly closed his eyes, it was over, he was over.
Who was the one who was still thinking about what made his heart difficult
Another rollover.
Qi Xun couldn't look directly at himself, whose heart rate was soaring at this moment.
He didn't even have the eyes to see how much his current heartbeat value had soared, anyway, it must be a number enough to make him think about life.
Qi Xun has always assumed that he is a flagpole since he was born. He never thought that he might actually be a mosquito coil...
After thinking about it, he opened his eyes, and when he looked at the boy in front of him again, the meaning in his eyes had changed a lot.
Le Yu was still listening to Zhao Yifei say, "Okay, if you have any questions, tell me, I'm at the level of an emperor anyway, so it's easy to deal with a novice."
Le Yu thought to himself, the battle song is a trumpet, maybe the tuba is a big guy.
However, he felt that there should be no need for Zhao Yifei to help him make a big deal, so he didn't talk about the problem of the big and small, just said: "I see, thank you."
After hanging up the voice, Le Yu sat down on the stool and said happily, "I heard that the two of us are ranked first in the comprehensive heart rate ranking of husband and wife!"
Hearing this, Qi Xun put down his hands: "Are they all out of the rankings?"
"Um!"
Both of them opened the control panel and entered the forum.
All the rankings of the "Warring States" game are placed in a special area of the forum. Usually, the most concerned is the comprehensive strength ranking. And tonight, everyone's attention is focused on the comprehensive heart value ranking of couples.
I saw that the first place was hung with the two big names "quack & war song".
Le Yu had a sense of accomplishment, and happily glanced at the man across from him, feeling very satisfied at this moment.
Looking down the leaderboard again, he was surprised to see "Cute & Deer Antlers".
Of course, he knows both of them. In fact, the players who are currently the emperor of a country in the "Warring States" game may not be known by everyone by their appearance, but their names are basically known by everyone.
As the current emperor of Qi, the antlers are naturally in the limelight.
Meng Bu Meng is famous because he used to be the general of Qin State, the largest country in the "Warring States" game continent, and he is already a good brother with the original Prime Minister of Qin State. Their individual strengths are on the comprehensive strength list. The top ten are very powerful. Together, there are very few cities that they cannot conquer.
Meng Bumeng is a person with a particularly ugly avatar, but anyone with IQ online can see that he did it on purpose. With that ugly face that was deliberately adjusted, and then using the screen name "Mengbumeng", it's simply The word "owe beating" was used to the extreme.
And Mu Jichengzhou is handsome, noble and elegant, completely satisfying the fantasy of any player with a girlish heart and a boyish heart. People in the game forum even gave Mu Jichengzhou a title early, called "Stunning Warring States".
Of course... Mu Jichengzhou himself refused this title. It is said that there was a male player who deliberately called him that in front of him in order to provoke him, and he killed him again and again mercilessly.
And half a year ago, it was said that the princess of Qin was so annoyed by Mu Jicheng that she couldn't bear it any longer. Mu Jicheng submitted a letter of treason and defected from Qin with Meng Bumeng and some other Qin players, and formed the rebel army "Mu Jicheng". Meng Army".
According to the rules of the "Warring States" game, as long as the rebels can win ten battles and expand the number to 10,000 while maintaining a city, they can officially establish a country. The same is true for the rebel army. The difference is only in the number of ordinary peasants in the team when the letter of rebellion or uprising was initially submitted. As for how the number of peasants affected the combat power of the entire team, this is more complicated and needs to be carefully considered. It's a matter of fact, anyway, it doesn't matter to people like Le Yu who don't fight - no, it's a big guy who doesn't fight, and only farms melon eaters.
Because it has become a boat and Mengbumeng is really famous, and there are too many people who admire them, so even if Le Yu doesn't pay attention to them deliberately, they can always see their news on the homepage of the forum.
It is said that the number of Mu Meng's army has already exceeded 10,000. They have fought eight battles and won eight battles, and the eight cities they have captured have been firmly defended so far, which means they will win two more battles. If they fight, they will be able to formally establish a country, and when the boat is done, they will definitely become the emperor of the new country.
Meng Bumeng suddenly went to the "Tie the Knot" game area, and even married the emperor of Qi, which made everyone's jaw drop.
No one believed it was a coincidence, and even Le Yu wondered if the two of them would actually have something to do before that. This time they went to the "Join the Knot" game area for a high-profile show of affection.
When he was pondering, Qi Xun's eyes were also fixed on the line of words "Mengbumeng & Antlers", a trace of stunned flashed in his eyes, but it quickly disappeared, and he began to think.
At this moment, Zhou Yao sent a voice application.
Qi Xun glanced at Le Yu, answered the voice, and heard Zhou Yao's whirring in his ears: "Brother Qi, I'm sorry, I haven't noticed your news! I didn't wait for you before my head was lifted. , was frightened to death! Wow, you can't guess who pulled off my hijab! It's the antlers! It's the antlers of Qi State, I was stunned! I never knew the antlers were gay! Just now he He walked up to me without saying a word and threw off my red hijab. I thought it was you. How could there be such a person who didn't communicate beforehand! And that guy is a monster, so terrifying , Brother Qi, let me tell you, he actually praised me for being cute! I have been playing in this game for three years with this face, and this is the first time someone praised me for being cute, and I never thought that the antlers would always think I was very cute. Moe, rely on…”
Zhou Yao complained and his voice trembled again: "You know what the weirdest thing is, right? I stayed with him for a long time just now, why am I so excited? I'm panicking, brother Qi, tell me what's going on with me..."
Qi Xun rubbed his eye sockets and looked at the boy who was holding his chin in his hands, obediently watching him on the phone.
The boy looked at him and smiled "hehe" at him.
Qi Xun: "..."
Isn't that the case...
Zhou Yao complained for a long time without seeing Qi Xun's response, so he closed his voice and asked, "... What are you doing now, Brother Qi?"
Qi Xun said slowly: "Originally, I should be beating you at this time."
Zhou Yao: "???"
Zhou Yao said weakly: "...what did I do?"
Just after he finished speaking, he said "Fuck": "Wait, Brother Qi, I called you from the message box just now, but I didn't find out... When did your trumpet change its name? Battle Song, this is not what I saw just now. The first place in the heart rate rankings?"
Zhou Yao now knew what Qi Xun's words meant, and said tremblingly, "Brother Qi, did you meet someone with S and M props later? Yes, sorry..."
"Originally, you owed me a beating," Qi Xun said lightly, "but—forget it."
Zhou Yao didn't react, and said cautiously, "Just... let's just forget it?"
With candlelight flashing in Qi Xun's eyes, he chuckled lightly and said, "Well, forget it."
The author has something to say: Zhou Yao (covering his chest): I am flustered
Le Yu (shyly answering): I am also flustered
Qi Xun (takes a puff of cigarette): ... I'm also flustered