Because of curiosity, Xu Jian slapped the English short next to him, and the staff understood him as molesting the female cat, so he suggested that Qin Chen find him a companion.
Deep plush control Qin Chen is naturally willing to raise another plush cat, and after bathing Xu Jian, he went to the pet shop again.
It's a pity that Qin Chen is an animal. Cats, cats and dogs shrank the deepest part of the cage when they saw him, and no pets were willing to get close to him.
Seeing this wonder, the staff of the pet shop looked suspiciously at Qin Chen, who was armed with masks and sunglasses, holding his mobile phone tightly in his hand, fully guarded, ready to call someone at any time.
It is said that animals are human, and there is a scene in front of him. No matter how you look at the man in front of him, he doesn't look like a good person.
In the face of the cross-species gulf, Qin Chen's face also lost its function. The pets didn't buy it at all, let alone he still covered it tightly.
The plan to bring a female cat back fell through. After returning home, Qin Chen stared at Xu Jian, touching his chin, and asked in a negotiating tone:
"Milk, maybe you like male cats?"
Xu Jian was sulking because Qin Chen wanted to find him a female cat just now, but now Qin Chen asked him if the male cat was okay, so angry that his long cat beards on both sides almost stood up.
Xu Jian, who was in Qin Chen's arms, kicked his abdomen with his legs, and broke free from his arms.
After landing in a healthy and light body, Xu Jian turned his face to Qin Chen and meowed menacingly, "Meow!!"
Is your brain broken? Do you think male cats will do? !
I'm a straight man! !
Even if I become a cat now, I would rather be a straight cat! !
After grinning at Qin Chen for a while, Xu Jian, who was so angry that he blew his beard and stared, turned and left.
But let’s find a partner. Xu Jian became more and more angry. He walked a meter or two with his short legs. He was angry but ran back again, raising his leg to look at the back of Qin Chen's instep wearing house slippers. Stomped hard.
After stepping on Qin Chen's foot, Xu Jian didn't even look at him, turned his head and left after a hum.
This foot Xu Jian almost used the strength of feeding, but he is now a cat after all, so his strength is not painful or itchy to Qin Chen.
Qin Chen even felt that the milk that was'meowed' after stepping on his foot was super cute.
Cute, I want to lure.
But Qin Chen didn't succeed in getting the cat, because Xu Jian, who was still angry with him, didn't say to him, and didn't even want him to hug him.
I even turned my head when I saw him and pointed his butt at him
Seeing that Milk was ignoring himself, Qin Chen didn't care whether he could understand his words or not, so he started thinking about him:
"Milk, Dad wants to find you a companion for your own good. Do you think you are lonely with a cat? Of course, we are a democratic family. I don’t object to which type or breed do you like. If you are true Not willing, we just..."
Xu Jian pointed at Qin Chen with his butt, and didn't listen to his thoughts at all. He had only one thought on his mind now—
No, I have to quickly find a way to become a human being.
Xu Jian was afraid that it would take a long time. One day Qin Chen really brought him a female cat back, and then put him and the female cat in a cage...
After replenishing the scene, Xu Jian's soul trembled.
If that day comes, Xu Jian decides to beat Qin Chen to death before committing suicide.
……
The consequence of Xu Jian's anger was that he ignored Qin Chen for most of the day, and refused to even meow a word.
When Qin Chen came out at night after washing and washing, he saw that his milk was still in the cat litter with his face buried in it, and there was a small blanket on his back. Only the fluffy butt that felt good at first glance was outside. .
Qin Chen stared at the cat litter for a long time, and finally sighed in his heart—
It seems that milk is really not interested in male cats.
And it seems that Milk will not care about itself in a short time.
While thinking in his heart what toy to buy for milk after getting up tomorrow, Qin Chen opened the quilt and went to bed. However, as soon as he sat down on the bed, a white shadow shot out from the cat litter and rushed straight into the bed.
Looking at the cat squatting on his stomach, Qin Chen thought that he wanted to poke the cat and came up with an illusion, and blinked.
The cat on the belly is still there, not his illusion.
Xu Jian jumped onto Qin Chen's bed, which made him surprised and delighted. He held him to look level with him, and the corners of his mouth rose frantically:
"Milk, aren't you angry with Dad?"
After speaking, without waiting for Xu Jian's reaction, Qin Chen narrowed the distance between one person and one cat, rubbed Xu Jian's face with his face, and kissed his ear several times.
Plush control is satisfied.
Xu Jian's two front paws were placed on Qin Chen's chin and the other on his cheek. Faced with his kissing and rubbing movements, the soul of the cat inside the cat's body slowly lay flat, Xu Jian thought—
Am I a sacrifice to righteousness
Xu Jian would suddenly rush to Qin Chen's bed, not because he lost his temper, nor because he was fascinated by beauty after seeing Qin Chen's clavicle and strong chest exposed after washing, but because he had important things to do.
Ok? Ask him what he must do in bed at night
Nonsense, of course...
Peek at the password!
After living in Qin Chen's house for so many days, Xu Jian has basically understood Qin Chen's living habits.
According to his observations for many days, before going to bed every day, Qin Chen will use a tablet or laptop with a high probability, on the one hand for entertainment, on the other hand for work.
Although Qin Chen is on vacation, he can't completely disconnect from the agent, the studio, and the outside world. There are still things waiting for him to sign.
And this time is the best time for him to take a peek at the unlocking codes of Qin Shen's electronic products.
That’s why Xu Jian reacted so much when he saw Qin Chen go to bed just now, and quickly ran out of the cat’s nest to occupy the favorable terrain for peeking at the code—
Qin Chen's stomach.
As for getting angry, Xu Jian said that it is not important to peek at the password.
Even as a cat, you have to prioritize things.
After letting Qin Chen eat enough tofu to'bear the humiliation', Xu Jian was finally put down by the satisfied Qin Chen.
Xu Jian, who was put down, glanced at his back subconsciously. He suspected that if Qin Chen was allowed to slap like this, he would sooner or later be slapped bald.
I didn't expect that being a cat is worse than being a human being. Being a human being only has to worry about his hairline, while being a cat has to worry about himself as a cat.
Because cats are not only bald, but also bald back, bald face, bald tail, bald legs...
In short, it is bald.
Seeing a few conspicuous white cat hairs on the sheets, Xu Jian began to think about whether Overlord is useful to cats, and whether he would take a bath with Overlord while Qin Chen was not there.
But Xu Jian soon felt that his hair loss was worth it, because Qin Chen checked his phone after putting him on his stomach, and then went to get the laptop next to him.
Seeing Qin Chen put the computer on his lap, Xu Jian's spirits lifted up, staring straight at his movements with big eyes, afraid that he would miss his password-pressing action.
After turning on the computer, Qin Chen lowered his head to see Milk staring at the keyboard intently, and couldn't help taking the phone to take a photo.
When Xu Jian saw that Qin Chen suddenly removed his hand on the keyboard, his head tilted: "Meow?"
Why did you take your hand away
Seeing victory is right in front of you, brother, you turned on the phone!
If you feel tired of typing and you read the password, I can type it for you with my paw!
In the next second, Xu Jian heard the sound of "click" coming from behind his head.
Xu Jian turned his head when he heard the sound, and saw Qin Chen holding the camera of his mobile phone at him, smiling with a bewildered and kindly face.
Xu Jian: "..."
Just... Very speechless.
Seeing Qin Chen who was obsessed with taking pictures, Xu Jian was so anxious that he couldn't wait to press Qin Chen's hand directly on the keyboard with his paw to let him enter the password.
However, in order not to be sent for anatomy study, Xu Jian decided to bear him, but the tail that he flicked on Qin Chen's chest exposed his inner anxiety.
After Qin Chen had enough photos, he went to Weibo to post the cat again:
Qin Shen V: The degree of stickiness of milk is increasing day by day, and now I have to nest my lap to accompany me at work, [photo]×9.
Qin Chen’s Weibo has just been sent successfully, and there are dozens of comments as soon as he refreshes:
Milk reveals his beauty from the back of his head!
Wow, my brother posted another Weibo! happy!
Thank milk, if it weren't for him, Qin's blog frequency would never have been so high!
I want to sit on my brother's lap too! I can!
People are inferior to cats, crying [crying] [envious].
Brother, are you still short of cats? Can cook the kind that graduate students are studying! Not only can I work with you on your lap, but I can also warm your bed!
I have a foreboding that Qin Ge's Weibo style in the future-sun cats and crazy demons.
……
Qin Chen was scanning Weibo, and Xu Jian on his legs scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously. During this period, he even patted his notebook with a mat to attract Qin Chen’s attention and express his eagerness to know the password. It’s a pity. Qin Chen didn't understand.
Just as Xu Jian waited so nervously, and just when he was about to make a big move to step on Qin Chen, Qin Chen finally put down the phone and rubbed the cat's head easily before putting his hand on the keyboard again.
Qin Chen put his arm around Xu Jian, and entered the password with one hand.
Xu Jian, who was rubbed his head and hugged, didn't mind at all, and even thought to himself in his heart--
Hug, hug, as long as you enter the password, it will be fine even if you bald me.
Qin Chen finally started to enter the password, and Xu Jian didn't dare to blink his eyes when he watched his movements, fearing that he had missed a number.
Qin Chen's typing speed is not slow, but fortunately, he is operating with one hand, so Xu Jian can barely see every key he presses.
Xu Jian chanted'qin0811' in his heart several times to strengthen his memory. He knew that'qin' was Qin's pinyin, but what did the four numbers '0811' mean
Could it be that August 11th is Qin Chen's birthday
Xu Jian didn't know when Qin Chen's birthday was, but for the convenience of memory, he temporarily regarded 0811 as Qin Chen's birthday in his heart.
Now that he knew the password, Xu Jian felt that he didn't need to stay here anymore, so he stood up, and after a meow, he jumped out of Qin Chen's arms.
In order to prevent her from being bald early, Xu Jian felt that Qin Chen could not stay by his side with severe plush control.
As soon as the computer was turned on, Qin Chen felt his arms empty. He turned his head to look at Xu Jian on the ground, and subconsciously said to him:
"Where are you going to milk?"
Xu Jian walked towards the cat litter with graceful catwalks rather coldly, without looking back, thinking—
I will be bald by you if I don't leave.
Now that the computer password is also known, Xu Jian waited to check what he wanted to check on the Internet while Qin Chen was not at home.
If conditions permit, he also wants to use Qin Chen's computer to log on his social software.
If he didn't guess wrong, his uncle and friend Chen Doudou must be very sad now, and he has to do something.
The author has something to say:
Uncle and friend: Sorry Xiaojian, you guessed wrong.
Jianjian:? ? ?
Officer Qin Shovel Shit: Look, I'm the only one who cares about you, you still run away when you know the password ruthlessly! !