He Woke Up And Became The Actor’s Cat

Chapter 135: Get drunk

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The crew of "The Killer" returned with a reputation in the film festival. In such a fierce competition, the four nominations also won the best screenwriter and best actor.

Before the age of twenty-nine, Qin Chen successfully advanced from the double-material actor to the three-gold actor and achieved the Grand Slam.

When Qin Chen took the stage to give a speech with the trophy, Xu Jian was filming a night scene. Not only was he not able to be there, but he didn't even have time to watch the live broadcast simultaneously.

Before announcing the results, Xu Jian was more nervous than the nominated Qin Shen himself. When the work started, he reminded Zhu Liang to keep the live broadcast and tell him when the results were obtained.

Later, knowing that Qin Shen really won the prize, Xu Jian took the phone and sent him a message immediately, congratulations on the prize, and the other party responded quickly:

[The only regret tonight is that you are not by my side. 】

After being together for a long time, Qin Chen's sore teeth can be said at any time at any time, but Xu Jian feels that his teeth are sore, and at the same time eats his way, replied:

【Kiss.jpg】

[After I go back, I will give you a good celebration and call Chen Doudou and Tang Li. 】

Qin Shen: [We can celebrate with two people first, and then call others. 】

After Xu Jian was away from filming for a month and a half, Xiaobie wins his newlyweds, and Qin Chen wants to live the two-person world well.

Xu Jian: [How do two people celebrate? It's not lively at all. 】

Qin Shen: [Some celebrations can only be done by two people together. If there are more people, there are problems with morality and private life. 】

Xu Jian instantly understood what Qin Chen's "some way of celebrating" meant, and then: [...]

I was caught off guard and hit the waist by someone again.

Xu Jian: [It's started again, right?.jpg]

Qin Chen also returned an emoticon package: [When I get on my bed, I have to support the wall when I walk. jpg]

Unlike Xu Jian, a big emoji pack, Qin Chen rarely sends anything except milk emoji packs, and then it has the effect of'if you don't send it, you will get a show.'

Seeing Qin Chen's emoticon, Xu Jian couldn't help but sprayed the water out of his mouth. He stared at him for a long time. After making sure that he had read it correctly, he frowned and found that things were not simple. He asked:

[Where did you come from? Who sent it to you? 】

Facing Xu Jian's aggressive questioning, Qin Chen smiled and sent a voice slowly over:

"Don't be nervous, it's the cp super-storage invitation card."

Xu Jian thought it was okay, there was still no green light on his forehead, and said: [... Mr. Qin, please stay away from the fan life. 】

If the fans knew that Qin Chen was still visiting CP Super Talk, and saw the shy and careful little girls in front of them flying in Super Talk, they were either driving or driving on the road every day, fans would probably be ashamed and angry. die.

After all, there are a lot of small yellow mosquitoes and eighteen prohibitions in Super Talk.

Qin Shen: [The person who signed in for more than 300 days with a small trumpet in the invitation card is not me, Mr. Xu, you are the one who wants to stay away from the fan life. 】

Xu Jian, who thought that his trumpet was hidden deep, no one knew except for himself: [! ! ! 】

Xu Jian: [You still know my trumpet! 】

Qin Chen: [It was accidentally seen when you asked me to answer the phone for you last time in the bath. I don't know it. I was shocked when I saw it. I didn't know that you were Mrs. X. 】

Mrs. X, whose Weibo name is'x-', is called Mrs. X by people in the cp circle because she often updates some short paragraphs of invitations on Weibo.

Mrs. X has tens of thousands of fans, female on Weibo, and never responds to comments or private messages. She is extremely cold.

Although Mrs. X’s jokes often break Qin Chen and Xu Jian’s character creations, they are sweet, and Tianjun’s sweetness, so there are so many fans, every time they blog, they can attract a piece of groundhog screaming.

Mrs. X is well-known in the circle. Even Qin Chen has heard Xiao Nan read a piece of her writing. He really did not expect his little ancestor to be the wife of the grain producer in the invitation circle.

As we all know, Mrs. X often drives in jokes and is a qualified old driver who often speeds.

What Qin Chen said was tantamount to a public sentence. He knew if Qin Chen's fans of Chaohua would be ashamed and angered, Xu Jian didn't know, but knew that he was ashamed to say goodbye to this beautiful world now.

Xu Jian, whose ears were hot, chose to film to escape, and ended the friendly conversation hurriedly by saying that he was filming.

Zhu Liang saw Xu Jian throwing his mobile phone to himself like a hot potato, and then seeing his flushed face, it was instantly clear-

Oh, Brother Xu was molested by Brother Shen again.

……

It has been more than a week since Qin Chen won the prize. Xu Jian finally finished his current work and flew back to Nanfeng City non-stop to celebrate someone's prize.

Due to Qin Chen's strong request, Tang Li and Du Zezhou were not called to the celebration this time, but the two of them lived in a two-person world.

In the evening, the atmosphere was good, and I was in a good mood, and I was afraid that Qin Chen would mention Mrs. X, so Xu Jian poured Qin Shen wine intentionally or unintentionally during the meal.

Having been together for so long, I have never seen what Qin Chen looks like when he is drunk. Xu Jian originally planned to take a few photos of him after he was drunk so that he would not mention Mrs. X.

However, Xu Jian underestimated Qin Chen's alcohol capacity and overestimated himself. It was obvious that Qin Chen only had three drinks before he had one drink. In the end, he was the one who fell down first when he was overwhelmed by the alcohol.

Xu Jian, who was lying on the table, struggling to open his eyes to look at Qin Chen, then swayed his hand and pointed at him with a silly smile:

"I have three or three boyfriends... hehe."

Triple happiness.

Seeing Xu Jian who was already drunk, Qin Chen raised his head and drank the last sip of the wine in the glass, without blushing, raised his eyebrows and smiled:

"Do you have a clear understanding of the difference in the amount of alcohol between us?"

In Xu Jian's eyes, Qin Chen smiled like a thousand-year-old fox under the warm yellow light. It was both confusing and cunning. He frowned while his heartbeat was beaten fast. He stood up danglingly on the dining table with both hands. Tongue begins to knot:

"No, yes, I have no mouth..."

'I'm not drunk' can be said to be'I have no mouth.' Qin Chen was amused by him, got up and supported someone who seemed to be in close contact with the floor of the house at any time.

Helping Xu Jian, who was drunk, walked toward the bedroom, Qin Chen raised his hand and gently pulled his face, helplessly and funny:

"Obviously I can't drink and drink so much."

After hobbled two steps, Xu Jian became unhappy. He hugged Qin Chen next to him with his backhand and hung on him like a koala. He half-squinted and kissed him randomly on the face. He put his head on his shoulders, humming, don't leave.

Seeing someone who muttered that he was not drunk and awake while slurping half of his face, Qin Chen's eyes were soft, he just stood and hugged someone on the sofa, staring at the delirious person. After watching for a few seconds, I suddenly remembered a joke on the Internet and asked:

"What's your bank card password?"

The property of the two is open and transparent. Qin Chen naturally knows the password of Xu Jian's bank card, but he wants to see if Xu Jian, who is drunk, has a sense of precaution, and will he say it.

After hearing Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian, who was half-squinted, slowly opened his eyes, smirked at him cheerfully, and raised his right hand to his eyes.

Just when Qin Chen was puzzled, Xu Jian suddenly raised his thumb, shook his thumb at him, and said in a tone like an overbearing president:

"Heh, man, I want to confuse and confuse me-hiccup, my word, no way~"

Before seeing people shaking the index finger, Qin Chen had never seen anyone giving a thumbs up to express rejection, so he was first amused by Xu Jian, who was so drunk and naive, and was deliberately stretched and bent by the end of his words. Erhuayin had a cute face.

With the addition of the boyfriend filter, Qin Chen couldn't wait to betray this cute ghost on the spot, and announced that he would change his index finger to thumb from now on.

Before Qin Chen could react, Xu Jian, who had been staring at him with his thumb up, smiled again, raised his hand and touched Qin Chen's face, Xu Jian smiled like a fool:

"You look so good, I'm so... awesome."

Although he was drunk, Xu Jian still remembered that the person holding him in front of him was his target, and thought it was great to have such a beautiful target.

It's awesome to be a boyfriend of such a handsome man. Hey!

Never try to understand the brain circuits of a drunk person, so even though he didn't know the connection between his good looks and his stick, Qin Chen didn't ask.

The two of them are now full of alcohol. Seeing Xu Jian's drunk appearance, even if Xiaobiesheng is newly married, Qin Chen can't really do it, so Xu Jian walked to the bedroom like an octopus. Prepare to change his clothes and wipe his body and let him sleep well.

The previous steps went smoothly, but when Qin Chen used warm water to wipe Xu Jian's body, the other party didn't cooperate anymore. As soon as the warm towel touched the skin, he hid, and said pitifully that he was a little snowman and was going to be caught. Heating up.

Looking at the cicada pupa wrapped in a quilt on the bed and humming, he still didn't want the towel in his hand to touch his Xu Jian, Qin Chen coaxed like a child:

"The snowman needs a bath too."

The cicada's chrysalis was wrapped in a face, and after listening to Qin Chen's words, he raised his head and looked at him with eyes covered with a shallow mist of water, retorting:

"The snowman doesn't take a bath."

Qin Chen looked serious after hearing this: "Does Snowman not like being clean so much?"

Xu Jian blinked twice when he heard the words, and finally moved over reluctantly, stretched out his arms, and looked at death as if at home:

"Be careful, I really know how to melt."

I don’t know if Xu Jian will melt Qin Chen when he meets the hot water, but Qin Chen’s heart is about to be cute, and he can’t help but reach out and rub his hair, laughing:

"You're so cute."

Xu Jian looked at him with a smirk.

Don't reason with people who are drunk, but follow his words, this is the truth Qin Chen has obtained from practice.

The process of wiping his face and arms went smoothly. Snowman Jian obediently let him move, but then it didn’t go well. Maybe it was because he was drunk and uncomfortable. Xu Jian slid around like a mud loach, waiting to help him wipe it. Completely, Qin Chen sweated out of his forehead.

After turning on the air conditioner to a suitable temperature, Qin Chen stuffed a bare person into the bed and took the water to go to the bathroom. As a result, Xu Jian, who was lying on the bed well, was like a piece of brown candy as soon as he bent over. Glued up, lay on his back and pecked at his neck.

Seeing Xu Jian, who had turned from a little snowman to a woodpecker, Qin Chen held his ass with one hand and tilted his head to look at him:

"What kind of hooligans do you play when you are drunk."

Xu Jian was drunk now, and he did everything by instinct. Whether he understood Qin Chen's words about playing a hooligan, he hugged and kissed and touched the hooligan, so he played the hooligan thoroughly.

Considering that he was drunk, Qin Chen, who wanted to let him go today, was put on fire by his random movements. He put down the towel and turned over to press on the naked Xu Jian, seeing his eyes full of fire:

"You hired me."

The suppressed Xu Jian pushed his chest with both hands, frowning and groaning that he was going to be on it, Qin Chen raised his brows after hearing this—

Little ancestor is drunk or is little ancestor, dare to think about anything.

Under Xu Jian's strength, Qin Chen lay down aside, his tone was pampering and indulgent:

"Fine, you are on it."

It happens that this posture is usually less than practice because someone has a thin skin.

The person pressing him was gone, Xu Jian was finally satisfied. He laughed happily, and crawled on Qin Chen with his hands and feet. During the period, he threw on Qin Chen once because of his instability, and his forehead just hit Qin Chen’s chin. .

Seeing Xu Jian who was holding his head in pain, Qin Chen couldn't pay attention to his chin being hit. He hurriedly moved over and took away his hand and looked at it. He was relieved when he saw that there was only a red mark and no damage.

Rubbing his aching forehead, Xu Jian cheered up after a few seconds of grievances, and then continued to implement his great cause of "on top".

A minute later, Qin Chen looked at someone who had finally climbed on top of him and strayed wildly, seriously suspecting that this person was riding as a horse.

It's almost time to yell'drive' in full breath.

Now Qin Chen realized that this person didn't want to do anything good for sleep with him, but just thought it was fun.

Xu Jian didn't mean that, but Qin Chen had already made a sigh of anger by him, so with all his strength, he pressed the person under him again against the guest, and before he waited for a few more words, he bowed his head and blocked the mouth...

Qin Chen's shirt was torn during the tumbling, he suddenly felt loose in his arms, and in the next second, he chewed on a mouth of cat hair.

With an arrow on the string, Qin Chen looked at the white cat twisting around him, and felt that history was surprisingly similar—

This scene is familiar and bloody.

Xu Jian, who became sober after turning into a cat, looked at Qin Chen with a pale face and fire-breathing eyes, and a pair of big cat eyes were full of doubts:

"Meow?"

Xu Jian: What's the situation now

Qin Shen: "..."

The blue veins on his forehead jumped and jumped, and finally he lay down on the bed, gritted his teeth and said to Xu Jian:

"Sooner or later I will be driven mad by you."

Without knowing that he flicked it again, Xu Jian flicked his tail behind him and tilted his head: "Meow???"

Looking at Xu Jian, who looked harmless to humans and animals, Qin Chen had nowhere to spread the fire, so he could only sigh and blame himself for not picking a good day.

Don't think about doing things when someone is unconscious and may become a cat at any time. This is the conclusion Qin Chen came to when he took a cold shower in the bathroom that night.