If the mustache speaks ten thousand, Xu Jian may have to pay for the money, but the other lion opens his mouth and stretches out his finger to shout one million.
Xu Jian can only sincerely suggest that he-many banks open the doors for you.
How quickly can you grab money from the bank? !
One million, how many years of rent does he have to collect to have one million
Qin Chen's hand that he wanted to pay with his mobile phone stopped, scanning the payment code does not support a transaction of one million denominations. Even if he goes to the bank to withdraw, he usually has to withdraw and make an appointment.
Qin Chen stared at Mustache, feeling that he was deliberately embarrassed.
Being stared at by Xu Jian, his moustache was not annoyed, he touched his moustache and spoke slowly:
"I'm not robbing it."
Seeing that Mustache is unreasonable and strong, Xu Jian asked a question mark on his forehead: "???"
To admit that he is asking for one million is tantamount to robbing the bank!
Xu Jian almost laughed at Moustache, looking at him: "You know your feelings?"
This man made it clear that he was a stupid cash machine with a lot of money.
Moustache held the phone with his hand on his chest and made a Buddhist ceremony: "I haven't opened it for three years."
The corner of Xu Jian's mouth twitched, staring at his moustache dumbly. For a while, he didn't know whether to complain about him wearing a Taoist robe, or to complain about him so straightforwardly.
This is the legend that does not open for three years and eats for three years
With too many slots, Xu Jian still couldn't hold back in the end: "Are you still a Taoist priest or a monk?"
The mustache glanced down at his brand-new Taoist robe, and laughed out four teeth:
"A piece of clothing I found casually in the crew, this one is the best look, don't worry about it."
Xu Jian: "..."
If Xu Jian just thought that Moustache had some real talents, then in his heart, this person is an unscrupulous liar.
It's the very low-level one, the one that can't even lie and pretend to be dismantled at a glance.
Xu Jian felt that he had been blinded by lard just now and was in a hurry to go to the doctor. He actually believed what an irrelevant person was saying on the side of the road.
Thinking of this, Xu Jian glanced at Mustache speechlessly, and gave him an extremely perfunctory smile, then took Qin Chen beside him and left.
When passing by Mustache, Xu Jian quickly dropped a sentence: "Hello Master, Master take care."
Qin Chen allowed Xu Jian to pull himself away, but kept his eyes fixed on the mustache, and saw that his expression had not changed, but he still smiled, without any regret and anxiety that he was about to leave.
Qin Chen frowned secretly and slowed down subconsciously.
As they walked, they found that Qin Chen could not leave. Xu Jian turned his head in confusion. Before he could ask Qin Chen what happened, the moustache they had left in place suddenly spoke:
"Little guy, you didn't hide your tail."
Tail
Xu Jian's movements suddenly stopped, and the hand that pulled Qin Chen's arm forcefully turned his head to look behind him subconsciously.
Qin Chen's pupils shrank slightly, and he quickly turned his head and glanced at Xu Jian, empty and without a cat's tail.
The two looked at each other and both saw their surprise in each other's eyes, and then turned their heads at the same time, staring at the mustache that was facing away from them.
Under the gaze of the two, the mustache turned around slowly, with the expression of beating just now on his face, and looked at Xu Jian for two seconds. Finally, he tilted his head slightly and said with a smile:
"I see your tail."
Xu Jian's pupils quaked, and when he looked at the smiling mustache, he shuddered suddenly.
This fake Taoist can actually see his tail?
In silence, Qin Chen looked at Mustache and suddenly said, "How can I give you one million?"
But the mustache shook his head and stretched out two fingers:
"One million is the price just now, now it is this number."
Xu Jian's temples jumped suddenly, almost suffering from a heart attack: "Two million?"
The price is too excessive. Does the price bureau really care about it
Xu Jian feels that he is doing well right now. If he lacks Yang Qi, he lacks Yang Qi. What can two million do not do
Compared with Xu Jian, who was already dripping blood before Qian Xin, Qin Chen was refreshed and nodded, "Okay."
Xu Jian suddenly turned his head to look at Qin Chen, couldn't help pulling his sleeves, his expression was a little embarrassed, and he lowered his voice:
"I don't have that much money..."
He used all his money to invest in buying a house.
Qin Chen calmly said, "I have."
After hearing Qin Chen's words, Moustache nodded in satisfaction, and then looked at Xu Jian with disgust:
"Look at someone's house, and then at you. There are several houses, why are you so stubborn?"
Xu Jian: "???"
Two million is not two hundred. Is this something I can't pick
Also, why do you know about my family!
Now that the price had been negotiated, Moustache smiled so hard that he could not see his teeth, walked up to the two of them, and spoke to them:
"Seeing that you are sincere, and you can't get so much money with you, I'll be a good person once and allow you to pay the deposit first, and then settle the balance."
After speaking, before Qin Chen and Xu Jian could answer, Moustache put the mobile phone payment code in front of them:
"The deposit is two yuan, no credit, thank you for your patronage."
Xu Jian: "?"
Seeing that Moustache looked serious and didn't seem to be joking, a voice suddenly sounded in Xu Jian's mind:
You can't buy two yuan and you suffer, you can't be fooled, you can't buy anything...
Just as the horn in Xu Jian's mind was yelling, Moustache suddenly looked at him:
"It's true that you can't buy anything for two dollars, but you can pay a deposit."
Xu Jian was startled, looking at the mustache with a look of horror: "You actually know what you are thinking?"
Qin Chen turned his head when he heard this, "What were you thinking about just now?"
The mustache happily said, "You have to be a bit house-conscious when you come out and mix."
Xu Jian was terrified and felt that Moustache was not a human being.
Waiting for a joke, he paid two dollars to Mustache, and Mustache took something out of his generous sleeves.
Xu Jian thought he would dig out a kit, but he bowed his head and drew it out for a long time, and finally took out a piece of paper and handed it to him:
"Here, the solution is written on it."
Looking at the things in Mustache's hands, Xu Jian fell silent.
This is obviously torn off a corner from a torn newspaper, right? Two million, don't you even deserve to own a clean A4 paper? !
The fortune-telling industry is really profitable!
Seeing Xu Jian not answering, Qin Chen took the initiative to stretch out his hand. Just as he was about to open it, Xiao Huo said:
"I won't be able to see it until I'm gone."
After speaking, without waiting for Qin Chen and Xu Jian to react, Moustache picked up his bamboo pole and wandered away. As he passed by, he smiled and said to Xu Jian:
"Your coat color is pretty good."
Xu Jian: "..."
As a person, Xu Jian was praised for his good-looking coat, and Xu Jian didn't feel happy, but felt a bit cold on his back.
Two seconds later, Xu Jian reacted slowly: "No, how do you end the balance?"
As a result, when Xu Jian and Qin Chen turned around, they found that there was no one behind them, and there was no moustache.
The moustache praised the beauty of the hair color, but it was only a few seconds ago. Normally, he couldn't even walk ten steps in such a short time.
Looking at the empty street, Xu Jian was stunned, turning his head slowly and asking Qin Chen: "This speed... isn't he a human?"
Qin Chen frowned and felt that the mustache came from an extraordinary origin, but now he didn't care about other things, so he passed the old newspaper to Xu Jian:
"Open it and see what's inside."
When Xu Jian took the newspaper, his hands were still a little unstable. After believing that Moustache was not a liar but a real master, his heart beat wildly—
There is a way to solve his problems...
After taking a look at Qin Chen, Xu Jian took a deep breath, with excitement, anticipation and awe, opening the newspaper that had been folded several times, and writing on it with a red pen.
After reading what was written in the newspaper, Xu Jian's expression went blank for a moment, his face turned from white to red, and finally to iron blue.
Seeing his reaction, Qin Chen's heart was stunned-wouldn't it be possible to solve it
Curious about what was being written, Qin Chen gathered to read the newspaper in Xu Jian's hand, and he was also startled a few seconds later.
The newspaper wrote in red pen:
[All said that lack of Yang Qi, but still don’t know how to solve it? Are you stupid? Watch TV and learn more when you have time!
If you have a female sexual orientation, will it be possible to use yin to replenish yang
If the orientation is male, will it be possible to cross the Yang Qi? Would you let your boyfriend kiss you ten times eight times a day? Will you sleep together if you have nothing to do
Such a twenty-four-year-old person doesn't understand this. I am embarrassed for you. I am embarrassed to spend two million for me to teach? Two yuan will be your IQ tax.
Warm reminder: Although the Yang Qi is very important, young people should also pay attention to temperance, and be careful of the death.
Finally, talk more, look at what you do, it is estimated that the use of yin and nourishing yang is no longer necessary, I can only say one thing-pay attention to the waist^-^. 】
Qin Shen: "..."
From the lines between the lines, I can feel that the people who write are owed, especially the smiling face at the end.
Xu Jian squeezed the newspaper's hand and his knuckles turned pale because of his force, and his face turned red and white. Finally, he held back two words from his teeth:
"fraud!"
Who said that two dollars can't buy a loss? Stand up and get beaten!
What bad ideas are all this! Regain the Yang Qi...
Xu Jian was hot all over, and felt hot while holding the newspaper. He was inexplicably awkward not to look at Qin Chen.
Xu Jian felt that Moustache was not only a magic stick, but also a very unconscionable magic stick. Look at what mess he wrote!
Unlike Xu Jian, who was embarrassed, Qin Chen looked at the newspaper and thought:
"I don't think he looks like a lie, he makes a lot of sense."
Xu Jian suddenly raised his eyes to look at him: "Ah? How does it make sense"
Does it make sense for young people to pay attention to temperance or to overcome Yang Qi
Looking at Xu Jian, Qin Chen seriously analyzed with him:
"He can see that you have a tail, know your details, and disappear in a blink of an eye. Although it is very mysterious, you also know in your heart that he is not a liar.
After listening to Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian was silent for two seconds, and finally spoke stupidly:
"I know the truth, but... can you not laugh so happy?"
Mr. Qin, I am so miserable, and the corners of your mouth are almost going to heaven!
Qin Chen Congshan suppressed the corners of his upward mouth like a stream, but without success, he said to Xu Jian insincerely:
"Sorry, it doesn't listen to me now."
Staring at Qin Chen's cocked mouth and the smile in his eyes, Xu Jian's old face blushed inexplicably, and he lowered his head in a concealed manner.
Thinking of why he should pay attention to the waist and the process of paying attention to the waist, Xu Jian's throat choked, and he choked on his saliva inadvertently, covering his mouth and coughing.
Qin Chen raised his hand and patted Xu Jian on the back, while laughing lowly:
"Knowing the solution is a good thing, but you don't have to be so excited."
Xu Jian coughed even harder after hearing this—
Is he excited? He was obviously angry!