When Xu Jian woke up, he happened to meet Qin Chen holding a cell phone and shooting himself wildly.
It took two seconds for Xu Jian to realize his indecent sleeping position at this time. He quickly turned over and stood up. Then the quilt was too soft. He stepped into the gap in the quilt with one leg, and then'Ba Chi' hit the quilt.
Xu Jian: "..."
Life is not easy, Mao Mao sighed: "Meow..."
Looking at the clumsy cat, Qin Chen smiled and rescued him from the quilt mountain, then took the cat in his arms, showed him the photo he had just taken, and said:
"Milk, your sleeping posture, you reveal this kind of informality in your domineering, powerful, powerful."
After hearing Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian turned his head to look at his mobile phone, and then he saw his topless belly and his sleeping posture in the photo.
Xu Jian was startled, and subconsciously raised his paw to touch the phone. His first reaction was—
This photo must be deleted, it's too shameful!
And Qin Chen deliberately raised the phone to prevent him from touching, and smiled as he walked out:
"Are you a male cat, are you still shy?"
After hearing this, Xu Jian meowed with anger, thinking:
You're still a man, why don't you show it to me
I will also take a picture when the time comes to see if you are shy!
However, in the end, Qin Shen did not delete the photo, but typed the key parts and sent it to Moments and Weibo:
Qin Shen V: Milk is a bold sleeping position [picture].
Xu Jian, who witnessed Qin Chen's series of operations, silently raised his paw to cover his face.
Qin Chen used a chrysanthemum sticker to cover his key parts, which Xu Jian felt ashamed of more than not blocking it.
He felt that he would have no face to meet people in the future.
Before he felt ashamed and angered, he decided to pull Qin Shen to be a companion.
So Xu Jian took a bite of Qin Chen's fingertips in anger, rubbed it lightly with his teeth, and then raised his eyes to look at Qin Chen like a demonstration.
The bitten Qin Chen didn't panic at all, just smiled at him like this, and even stretched out his fingers to scratch his face.
In the end, Xu Jian felt bored and actively let go of his finger.
Xu Jian didn't dare to exert any force, Qin Chen didn't even break his fingers.
Not only was Qin Chen not angry, but he touched the cat's head with appreciation:
"Milk is so good."
The fierce Xu Jian:… Brother, you still praise me when I bite you, do you know that you are so shameful to Master Cat? Can we be serious
But Xu Jian's seriousness did not last for a few seconds, because he saw the food on the table.
Xu Jian saw the vinegar fish in the middle at a glance.
Xu Jian used to hate eating fish because he was caught by a fishbone when he was a child, and he took it out at the hospital, so Xu Jian stopped eating fish later.
But I don't know if it's the reason why he has become a cat now. He smelled the vinegar fish and found it particularly fragrant, which was unprecedented.
Want to eat.
Xu Jian swallowed lifelessly while wondering in his heart-is this the cat's instinct to see fish
Qin Chen put Xu Jian on the chair, but he jumped on the table again in a disrespectful manner, staring straight at the fish, unable to move his eyes.
As a heavy plush control, it was said that the cat had gone to the dining table. Even if Xu Jian climbed Qin Chen's head and jumped on the dick at this time, Qin Chen felt happy and contented.
So he just said, "Milk, you have to be obedient and don't run around" and let Xu Jian go.
Just when Xu Jian was almost drooling while staring at the fish, Qin Chen suddenly put a bowl in front of him.
The movement of the bowl on the dining table made Xu Jian reluctantly regained consciousness. When he looked down, he saw that there was a bowl in front of him that couldn't tell what the raw material was.
Qin Chen next to him spoke at the right time, and said in a seductive tone:
"This is the chicken and shrimp cat rice that I personally prepared for you. You can try it with milk?"
Xu Jian looked at the contents in the bowl and glanced at Qin Chen suspiciously: "Meow, meow."
Don't you don't want me, I know what shrimp and chicken look like, you have red in the yellow, you lied to me that it was chicken and shrimp?
Who believes it!
Xu Jian didn't want to eat it very much in his heart, thinking—this smelled like cat food.
But seeing the look in Qin Chen's expectant eyes and thinking that Qin Chen personally made this for himself, Xu Jian was heartbroken, bowing his head and taking a bite.
After taking a bite, Xu Jian paused, then straightened up, and silently pushed away the bowl in front of him with the cat's claws:
Excuse me, goodbye!
Not only does this thing smell like cat food, it also tastes a hundred times worse than cat food!
Even if I thank Qin Chen for his kindness, Xu Jian can't eat such a big bowl of dark food.
If he really finished eating, he was afraid he wouldn't be able to wait for the day he became a human being.
Don't show Xu Jian's resistance too obvious, Qin Chen could see his blatant disgust from his wrinkled cat face.
Cat rice was made by Qin Chen, who chopped up shrimp and chicken and fried it in olive oil according to an online recipe. He thought he hadn't overturned it.
But the disgust in Milk's eyes and on his face was real, and Qin Chen didn't believe in evil, so he picked a bit of the edge with his chopsticks and put it into his mouth.
A few seconds later, Qin Chen dumped the expensive bowl of cat rice into the trash can with expressionless expression, and filled Xu Jian with a small bowl of rice.
Seeing Xu Jian bowing his head and taking a small bite of rice, Qin Chen found himself a step:
"It seems that there is a problem with the online recipes."
Xu Jian meowed to ease the embarrassment about Qin Chen's forcibly changing the respect.
Anyway, I resolutely refused to admit that it was a mistake in my operation.
Seeing Xu Jian's gaze floating on the vinegar fish, Qin Chen gave him a large chopsticks belly and said:
"This fish was prepared and delivered by the restaurant. It is absolutely delicious."
Seeing Xu Jian looking at Yurou Mao's eyes shining brightly, Qin Chen was worried and exhorted:
"There is a fishbone, you eat slowly and watch out for the fishbone."
After speaking, Qin Chen felt that he was talking nonsense, milk is a cat, how could a cat get stuck by a fishbone.
Xu Jian's thoughts were exactly the same as Qin Chen's, and he didn't take his words to heart at all.
After all, cats can eat fish raw, how can they get stuck by the fish bones
Two minutes later, Xu Jian, who didn't listen to Qin Chen's words, felt a sore throat. He swallowed a mouthful of fish and didn't vomit or vomit. He had a bad premonition.
He seems to be... really stuck by a fishbone...
Xu Jian made a few whimpers from his throat, and the painful experience of getting stuck in the hospital with a fishbone once again resurfaced in his heart, causing him to open his eyes in panic.
Don’t cats have special fish-eating skills? ! How could he get stuck
A mouthful of meat was uncomfortable in his throat, Xu Jian opened his mouth wide and tried to spit it out, but the fish was spit out, and the thorn was still stuck.
Seeing Xu Jian's uncomfortable expression, Qin Chen was startled, and realized that he was right by himself, so he quickly put down his chopsticks to check his condition.
Xu Jian knew that Qin Chen wanted to help himself, so his two front paws hugged his wrists, and his mouth grew as wide as possible so that he could use the flashlight that comes with the phone to see the condition of his throat.
Qin Chen squinted his eyes for a few seconds, turned off the flashlight with a serious expression, and gently patted Xu Jian's head to comfort:
"The fishbone is too deep to see, you have to go to the hospital."
After speaking, Qin Chen put on his phone, picked up Xu Jian, and walked outside.
Xu Jian was scared and hurt now, and even felt pain when he swallowed. He groaned uncomfortably in Qin Chen's arms.
With that incident as a child, he was always afraid that a fishbone would pierce his fragile esophagus.
Seeing his lacklustre and pitiful appearance, Qin Chen felt distressed and rushed to the pet hospital non-stop.
……
It was already more than half an hour by the time the doctor took out the fishbone.
After arriving at the pet hospital, the doctor took less than three minutes to get the fishbone.
After successfully taking it out, the doctor still said to Qin Chen in surprise:
"Mr. Qin, your cat is very cooperative."
He had never seen such a well-behaved cat who opened his mouth wide when he took the stab.
Xu Jian, who hadn't pierced his throat, felt more comfortable, and meowed to the doctor, thinking:
After all, I am a human being and know pain.
On the way back, Qin Chen still had lingering fears, and said to Xu Jian:
"It seems that I can't let you eat fish in the future."
Even if you eat it, you must remove the fish bones in advance.
Qin Chen brought himself to the hospital without taking two bites of rice, and now the food was cold when he returned home, Xu Jian felt uncomfortable, so he meowed softly at him twice.
The guilt towards Qin Chen hadn't been maintained for two seconds, the next second Xu Jian heard him ruthlessly mocking:
"But you are afraid that milk is the first cat to eat fish and get stuck, right?"
Xu Jian was so angry that Qin Chen meowed on the co-pilot.
Seeing that the sluggish milk suddenly became energetic, Qin Chen let out a sigh of relief while lowering his head and muttering to himself:
"It's strange, milk, your reaction now gives me the illusion that you can understand me."
After hearing Qin Chen's words, Xu Jian's tail dangling under the seat became stiff, and then he became honest.
Seeing Xu Jian's sudden honesty, Qin Chen's feeling that milk could understand his own words became more obvious, but he didn't say anything this time, just shook his head and laughed that he was thinking too much.
In line with the principle of no waste, Qin Shen put the food in the microwave oven for a few minutes to heat it up after arriving home.
Xu Jian, who was stuck by a fishbone again, refused to eat fish in his heart, but the cat's instinct made him swallow at the fish continuously, which is the so-called heart and body integrity.
However, Qin Chen didn't dare to give him a piece of fish meat, but picked out the fish bone, mashed the snow-white fish meat to make sure that there was not even a small thorn before putting it in his bowl with confidence.
Even so, Xu Jian was still scared that he was afraid of taking a small bite, and was afraid that he would go to the hospital again. Then he was really a dumb cat who was caught by the same fish twice.
……
Xu Jian has been at Qin Shen's house for almost a week, but he has never found a chance to check his car accident on the Internet.
It's not that there is no chance to use Qin Chen's tablet and computer, because he still doesn't know the unlocking password of Qin Chen's home electronic products.
In fact, on the third day of his arrival, Qin Chen went out alone, and Xu Jian guessed that he had gone to see Mr. Du who had just returned from Moscow.
On the third day, Xu Jian had a cat staying at home. When he thought that Qin Chen was going to bed, he was inexplicably irritable.
He always felt that Qin Chen should not take the path of unspoken rules.
It only took a few days to know each other, but Xu Jian saw another side that Qin Chen hadn't shown to the public before:
He is a good person with a soft heart and a little girlish heart.
He thought that Qin Chen could have had a brighter and more open path.
As Xu Jian expected, Qin Chen was full of alcohol when he came back that night.
Seeing Qin Chen lying on the bed, Xu Jian felt a little sad for no reason, and silently pulled the quilt that had slipped to his chest with his paws.
Just squatted on the pillow and looked at Qin Chen for a long time, and finally Xu Jian laughed at himself in his heart—
Xu Jian, ah, Xu Jian, now that you can't protect yourself, you are still in the mood to worry about others, and this person is still a popular celebrity, what right do you have to worry about him? Do you lose your mind when you become a cat
Thinking of this, Xu Jian jumped out of bed and returned to his cat litter.
In a blink of an eye, it was the day when Xu Jian should take a bath again. Although he knew that he was very well-behaved when he took a bath, Qin Chen still took him to the pet hospital last time.
This time I took a bath with Xu Jian and there was a British short female cat. When Ying Duan was bathing, "Miaoao" screamed miserably, and Xu Jian was taken aback for a while.
Although it was two different pools, Xu Jian silently moved aside, a little farther away from the British, fearing that she suddenly broke free of the staff's control and ran to herself.
In this battle, even those who knew, thought that someone abused the cat if they didn't know.
And the owner of Ying Duan is a young girl, she is also very helpless, looking at Xu Jian who is not struggling or crying with envy, and said to Qin Chen:
"I envy you, your cat is so good in bathing."
As long as Qin Chen took Xu Jian out of the house, he would be so cute and obedient. He was used to it, and he just gave a soft'um'.
The girl listened to Qin Chen's short reply, and no longer asked herself to be boring, she said in her heart—
As expected, Qin Chen was as indifferent and difficult to get along with as he said on the Internet. People like him would even keep cats. They were still such beautiful and well-behaved white cats.
I always feel that a cat so soft and healed is not compatible with Qin Chen.
With the feeling that Qin Chen gave, the girl felt that he was in line with his temperament by raising a wolf...
Xu Jian and the Yingdan were together when they were blowing their hair after the shower.
When the hairs of the two cats were almost dry, Xu Jian looked at Yingdan next to him, and suddenly an idea came to his mind—
Does it feel the same to slap other cats as to slap yourself
Xu Jian couldn't realize the feeling of control over plush. Last time, he didn't think he had any special touch, so he put his idea to the round one beside him, and it felt good when he saw it.
The heart moved at will, Xu Jian consciously and calmly moved to the side of Ying short, then raised his paw and touched her back a few times.
After touching, Xu Jian looked down at his pad and frowned—
How does this feel not as good as his own
Xu Jian fell into thinking: So where is it so cool to run a cat
Except for Ying Duan, everyone noticed that Xu Jian touched Ying Duan with his paw.
The intensity of neither light nor heavy is obviously not a fight, but more like a flirting between cats.
Seeing the white cat's movements, the staff member who was helping him blow his hair smiled and turned to ask Qin Chen:
"How old is Mr. Qin's milk this year? Look at him like this, shouldn't it be time for him to find a companion?"
The subtext of the staff is: Is it time to find a female cat for milk
Xu Jian was surprised when he heard this: "!!!"
What? What do you want to find me?
When Xu Jian was shocked, Qin Chen also said:
"This matter can be considered."
Xu Jian looked up at him:! ! !
Stop this crazy idea of you! I don't need company!
real! !
Xu Jian regrets that she owes her claws-you say you are fine to touch something!
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