Head-droppingly Cute

Chapter 57

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The Taoist priest tilted his head and took a difficult look at the young man whose bones and muscles were broken.

… died

The Taoist priest squeezed out two words from his throat: "… waste!"

The others heard this, but they didn't want to be useless, nor did they want to be warriors. They couldn't bear the pressure, so they just crawled on the ground and kowtowed in the direction of Bai Yuhuai.

"We are all people in the metaphysical circle. We were just confused for a moment... Why does Guiyun Sect have to kill us all?"

"We will do everything we can to make amends in the future!"

"Yep… "

The reason why they didn't kowtow in the direction of Jing Jiujiu... that's because they wanted to be able to move.

The Taoist priest couldn't help but sternly said: "You will die if you go back!"

Those people trembled, as if they remembered something, and their cries for mercy suddenly stopped.

Bai Yuhuai said slowly, "Well, what the Taoist said reminded me... You have accomplices, and they are waiting for you to return. What are you going to take back? Take these evil statues?"

The Taoist priest immediately shut up.

Bai Yuhuai was in a good mood, he even felt a little bit happy about bullying others by taking advantage of his power.

This feeling is extremely wonderful.

"They are flying the banner of Taoism and using the name of the metaphysical circle, but they are doing insidious things." Bai Yuhuai approached the Taoist priest, bowed slightly, and grabbed the thing that was neither human nor ghost in his hand.

This Taoist priest is a hot-tempered person, as can be seen from the way he scolds others.

After listening to this, he sneered and said, "What do you know? People outside have spread the story of Guiyun Sect as being so magical, but today I see that it is just so-so. A bunch of octogenarians want to worship a young man as their master. How many years have you lived? How many books have you read? Do you know how the world changes? What do you know about Taoism? What do you know about Xuan? Do you know what it is like when there are gods and Buddhas everywhere? Do you know how the world will eventually perish after the gods fall?"

The more he spoke, the angrier he became, as if he was the only sane person in the world.

He said sternly: "You know nothing! How can you understand how grand our ambitions are?"

"Insidious?" He sneered and said, "I am willing to dedicate myself to the day when the gods return... Do you dare to return to Yunmen?"

Bai Yuhuai paused slightly, then paid more attention and took a closer look at the Taoist priest.

He looks somewhat similar to Taoist Qu Yi, but is older.

Taoist Qu Yi said he would tear his face off, and he did, and he didn't even want to cover his face. But this person seemed very persistent...

Before Bai Yuhuai and the people from Guiyun Sect who were glaring at each other could speak, Jing Jiujiu couldn't help it.

"How old is he? How old are you? He can put you in such a situation. But you turn around and ridicule him for being young? Shouldn't you be ashamed of your age?" Jing Jiujiu was extremely confused.

Taoist Priest: “…”

Guiyunmen: “…” That makes sense.

Guiyunmen glared at him and said, "That's right. We just met and you're already destroying my master's reputation. What do you know? Do you know how powerful my master is?"

Bai Yuhuai wanted to laugh, but he felt warm and soft in his heart.

Why are the two sides arguing

Did Jiujiu forget that he was now a god? Gods should be high and mighty and be thrifty with words.

But then another thought flashed through Bai Yuhuai's mind uncontrollably.

But if Jing Jiujiu is really a god.

Even God would stoop down and make peace with her.

That was his god and his wine.

As soon as the thought crossed his mind, Bai Yuhuai's blood began to stir, and a trace of excitement quickly spread down his back.

"I don't need to know how powerful he is. After all, a mortal body can never compare to a god." At this point, the Taoist priest gritted his teeth and said, "The god you invited today is not a real god! You ridiculed us for being mean, but how do you know how you created this god? And you even called him your boyfriend?... How shameless! How can a human be comparable to a god?"

Jing Jiujiu pursed her lips and suddenly felt a little afraid to look at Bai Yuhuai's expression.

Will he be sad after hearing this

I feel so angry when I hear netizens say that I am not worthy of him.

Jing Jiujiu whispered, "But I want to match him."

The people of Guiyun Sect were slightly surprised when they heard this, and then they almost burst into tears. When the ancestor was still alive, it was recorded that no matter who in the sect read his fortune, the final result was - a lonely fate, which literally means a life of bachelorhood.

Unexpectedly, in this new life, I got a companion. Uh no, two companions.

Although they were moved, their hearts sank even deeper.

Such deep friendship!

What would happen if we knew that our master was disloyal

Several people looked at each other and tried to suppress the worries in their hearts.

The old lady of Guiyun Sect was the "junior sister" who was almost frightened to death earlier. She looked at the Taoist priest and said coldly, "You don't know that Guiyun Sect once had a great master named Bai Huai. He was also known as Zhuo Wu Xianjun. You said that he didn't understand gods, heaven and earth, and metaphysics... It's really like a child playing with a sword in front of Lu Ban. It's ridiculous!"

Jing Jiujiu listened carefully. It was the first time he heard such detailed information about Bai Yuhuai's origins.

Sounds like it's pretty awesome...

The Taoist priest's expression changed at this time, and he said in a hoarse voice: "... Is he the founder of Guiyun Sect, the first mortal who became a god in the legend? Impossible, the gods have fallen, how can he still survive until now? No, no,... He is a reincarnation? But how can gods be reincarnated? If they die, they are dead..."

The Taoist priest fell into a soliloquy, and for a moment his thoughts seemed confused.

Jing Jiujiu didn't quite understand.

Anyway, as long as it’s awesome, that’s all.

"What is the origin of the god he invited?" asked the Taoist priest in a hoarse voice.

How could the people from Guiyun Sect know? They all looked at Bai Yuhuai.

Bai Yuhuai's expression remained unchanged, as if they were just discussing another person.

Bai Yuhuai: "Guess."

The Taoist priest didn't think that this was a joke, he actually started to guess, after a while, he said: "He has Buddha energy, is he a Bodhisattva? A deity? A heavenly Buddha?"

"No, no, why does he have a ghost aura? Is he the Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva who went to hell?"

The Taoist priest seemed to be driven crazy, his face turned blue and red, and he muttered to himself: "No. He has the energy of chaos again, I can feel it, I can feel it! Pangu created the sky, and chaos spread... What kind of god is he? Tell me! Tell me..."

Everyone in Guiyun Sect was shocked when they heard this.

Why do people feel more and more panicked when they think about it so carefully

"You know the gods... The gods have revived? When did it start? What about hell? What about King Yama?" The Taoist priest seemed to have a lot to say and asked one question after another.

"What kind of god is he?" Bai Yuhuai's eyes moved, "My God."

Jing Jiujiu pursed his lips again, as if his ears were a little hot. He tilted his head slightly and suddenly remembered, oh, that inexplicable light covered his entire body.

They probably couldn't see his appearance clearly.

"Are you worshipping him?" the Taoist priest asked in surprise.

"yes."

"Tell me, tell me his name. I will light incense for him, and then I will know... Is it true... Is everything revived? Is the ideal world just ahead?"

Bai Yuhuai looked at him coldly, then said calmly: "Two words, wine."

"Ninety-nine?"

"Wine fermented from grains."

The Taoist priest said in a daze: "Grains are spiritual things that receive the energy of heaven and earth. This name is very meaningful."

Jing Jiujiu was stunned.

I remembered the person who gave him the name.

Yu Ran and Jing Tinghua looked through many dictionaries together and finally decided on two words that were easy to remember.

"I know, I know. I saw gods when I was drunk. ... Can I see gods too?" The Taoist priest raised his head with all his strength, a hint of fanaticism on his face.

No one told him what he could and could not do.

He raised his head and glanced, finally catching a glimpse of the god's appearance.

In the rotating light, there was a very young boy, whose beauty was beyond ordinary people...

The Taoist priest died suddenly.

His body collapsed, revealing an even more torn hole on his back.

An even more dazzling light flashed from Jing Jiujiu's body.

Bai Yuhuai raised his eyebrows slightly, somewhat surprised.

"The power of faith." He whispered.

Jing Jiujiu has one more believer.

Even though this believer had just died, he was a metaphysical person with a firm and strong will, and his belief was a hundred times greater than that of others.

And with his death, his beliefs will never change.

There actually was someone in the sect of Taoist Master Qu Yi who was willing to sacrifice his life for the cause as he said...

But his way...

It doesn't sound like a good thing.

Bai Yuhuai's eyes flashed, and he tied up the monster he had caught with a golden rope and handed it to the disciple behind him.

The others saw that the leading Taoist priest and the capable young man were dead. What else could they say at this time? They begged for mercy again in panic.

The old men and women didn't hesitate to step forward, and with a flick of their wide sleeves, they tied them up one by one.

"Traffic Police Bureau." Bai Yuhuai said without turning his head.

He bent down and closed his long eyes.

"Ah?" The people from Guiyun Sect were stunned.

Bai Yuhuai: "I don't have time to listen to their excuses... Once they enter the police station, they can't do anything, so they will naturally speak honestly."

"oh!"

Of course, those people started struggling after hearing this: "No, we can't go to the police station. Let's talk it out..."

They were pushed out.

The only old lady left looked up and asked tremblingly, "Is it time to send the gods off?"

Bai Yuhuai raised the corner of his mouth: "No."

He stepped on the window sill, jumped up, grabbed Jing Jiujiu who was floating in the air, firmly held her in his arms, and then carried her down.

Old lady: =口=

This is a god, my God!

Bai Yuhuai held Jing Jiujiu in his arms and walked out.

Jing Jiujiu leaned obediently in his arms and couldn't help but whispered, "What on earth did Taoist Qu Yi's family come up with? A new-age pyramid scheme? He thought he was sacrificing his life for the faith, but in fact, he was fostering evil with his body."

Jing Jiujiu sighed softly: "Is pyramid selling so rampant? They even cheat the middle-aged and elderly... Others cheat money, but they also cheat lives."

The old lady found the word "MLM" new and was wondering what it was.

Bai Yuhuai paused and said, "Jiujiu has a point. We should call the police and catch them all. It might be faster than us coming to their door..."

Jing Jiujiu was stunned for a while, and couldn't help asking: "Am I a god?"

Bai Yuhuai: "Half. But as long as Yan Mo doesn't appear, you are the most powerful god in the world."

The strongest

Jing Jiujiu is still not quite used to it.

"How strong is it?" Jing Jiujiu murmured to herself.

He didn't mean anything else, he was just a little curious, what would be the effect of being half god

"By the way, besides the statue that Master Tingyi made for me, the believers I had, the tribute incense I ate, and the consciousness of Chaos and the Evil God I ate...is there something else that played a role?" Jing Jiujiu always felt that she seemed to have overlooked something.

Bai Yuhuai was silent for a while, but he didn't hide it from him: "... I'm angry."

"Did I really suck your essence?"

"It's not spirit. To be precise... it's the power of God. It's buried in my body, in my fluids..."

Jing Jiujiu was originally very afraid of Bai Yuhuai's blood.

But now I couldn't help but become curious again.

Jing Jiujiu smacked her lips: "Then can I lick it and taste it again?"

Bai Yuhuai's eyelids jumped: "...Okay."

Jing Jiujiu said and ran: "Okay, wait for me, I'm going to pick up my dad first!"

Bai Yuhuai calmed down in an instant: "..."

But he looked at Jing Jiujiu's back, and couldn't help laughing softly. Jiujiu was so cute.

The old lady watching from behind was horrified.

It is better to be single, and being single is more practical. They have been single all their lives, so they don't have to change their temperament like the master, and break the moral bottom line!