Ling Xi is extremely innocent. He has always been a friend of minors, and he once sang at a kindergarten's tenth anniversary celebration. At that time, the children in the kindergarten liked him and insisted that he stay as a teacher. , Who would have thought that time has changed, and today I actually encountered Waterloo here.
He is most afraid of children crying, and always feels that the cry of children can attract wolves: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'm really not a dog demon... Have you ever seen such a beautiful dog demon like me?"
Xiao Daotong glanced at him through his fingers and cried even more.
"I'm filming, do you know about movies, or do you know about serials? I'm here to act, and the ears and tail are fake!" The tail behind Ling Xi's butt was fixed to his waist with a special belt. He groped After undoing the hidden buckle, only a click was heard, and the tail that had just swung flexibly from side to side rolled to the ground, turning into a rigid stick. He picked up his tail and waved it in front of Xiao Daotong, proving to him that what he said was true.
As a result, Xiao Daotong was so frightened that his whole body trembled: "Sure enough, there is no deception in the book, goblins can really become people!"
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After the shooting, An Ruifeng did not find Ling Xi's figure in the Zhaitang. He asked a circle of people, and only Zhu Linlin provided clues, saying that he seemed to see him running to the small courtyard behind.
"What is he doing in the backyard?"
"I don't know," Zhu Linlin was eating bland boiled cabbage, picking and choosing to find the smallest piece: "It's wild and hard to tame, I guess I'll be chasing butterflies."
An Ruifeng was worried about Ling Xi's accident, and walked out of the Zhaitang to the backyard alone. The range of activities for the crew was limited. An Ruifeng went to the backyard for the first time, and it took a long time to find the small door in the backyard. Zhu Linlin really didn't lie to him. As soon as he entered the hospital, he saw Ling Xi squatting under the porch with a round cloth bag in his arms. When he got closer, he realized that it was actually a little beanie with a bun. The kid was as fat as the LOGO of Michelin tires, and the two lumps of flesh beside his cheeks were about to be squeezed out of his face.
Xiao Daotong leaned against Ling Xi's arms, his eyelids were swollen into peaches, and there was only a slit left in his eyes, but there were tears in this slit, as if it was about to roll out in the next second.
Seeing An Ruifeng coming, Ling Xi shouted as if he had seen a savior: "This child won't let me go, and won't give me back my tail, you go and call a priest, take this little ball Walk!"
An Ruifeng looked at the scene in front of him with amusement, and deliberately teased him: "So this child is from a Taoist temple? I thought you gave birth to a big fat boy for me in just a while."
"What nonsense!" Ling Xi blushed: "We are both so thin, I can't be born so fat..."
An Ruifeng laughed dumbly. Every minute he got in touch with Ling Xi, he would find a bright spot in him. Ling Xi is like a colorful kaleidoscope. Through him, it seems that every boring thing in the world will become interesting. You will never guess what whimsical words can come out of his mouth.
Seeing that there was no one else around besides them, An Ruifeng walked over to Ling Xi, bent down and kissed his mouth. Because he was outside, the kiss only lasted a few seconds. Ling Xi had just tasted An Ruifeng. Today's lip balm is lemon-flavored, and the lips of the two are separated.
An Ruifeng scratched Ling Xi's chin: "Why do I like your mouth so much..."
Ling Xi blinked: "Which one?"
"..." This time, An Ruifeng did not maintain his gentlemanly demeanor, and rushed over to kiss him for three minutes.
Because his two surprise attacks were too sudden, Ling Xi didn't care to cover the eyes of the child in his arms. Xiao Daotong stared at their loving performance in a stunned manner, and the fake tail that he had been holding in his arms rolled to the ground.
When the two separated, the breath was chaotic, the lips were swollen, and the costumes on the body were messy.
The hot tears in Xiao Daotong's eyes rolled down. He pointed to Ling Xi's nose and complained, "You still say you don't eat people?"
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That night, the old Daoist went to the little Daotong's room for a ward round and roll call. Before going to bed, he asked each child to say what they had gained today.
Dao Tongjia said, "I recognized ten more characters today."
Dao Tong Yi said, "Today I memorized a page of the Tao Te Ching!"
Daotong Bing said: "Today, my uncle taught me to draw a marriage and harmony~"
A little fat man who was at the back of all the Taoists bit his finger and said, "Today, today I saw a monster with white hair and gray eyes, biting a dog monster's mouth..."
The old Daoist was stunned for a moment, touched his long beard, and patted Daotong on the head pretending to not understand.
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The speed of the crew is very fast, plus the content of the first few episodes of "Jianjue Tianxia" is easy and witty without too many difficulties, the director is handy in filming, and the progress is gratifying.
Soon, it came to the biggest joke in the first few episodes - the three apprentices were limited by blood, and they were male and female. On this day, he turned into a daughter and went to the lake behind the mountain gate to take a bath. The second apprentice of the young man's heart and blood had never seen a woman's body and wanted to peep at the third one taking a bath, but he didn't dare to hit the thunder alone, and deliberately fooled the stupid fourth apprentice to accompany him there. The fourth child has the best relationship with him. He followed him to peep, but the third child found out when he was peeping. The fourth child turned into a puppy and escaped, leaving the second apprentice to be beaten.
This plot is one of the few opposing scenes between Ling Xi and Bao Hui in the script. In the script, Bao Hui is almost alone saying that Ling Xi only needs to agree with him and ask some silly questions, such as "What is a woman?" Ah wang" "Why can't you be found when you see the third senior brother taking a bath? Ah wang", the task is simple and the difficulty is extremely low - as long as Bao Hui does not deliberately make trouble.
Before going out to film in the morning, An Ruifeng held Ling Xi worriedly, frowning: "Brother Xu said that he warned Bao Hui that day, but I don't think he would let you go so easily. He is inside our company. His reputation is very general, and several artists who have come into contact with him say that he has a small mind... If you don't want me to accompany you to today's play, they say I will go to observe and learn."
"How did I get scolded by the director while watching and studying?" Ling Xi said with a bitter face, "You think I don't want to tie you up? But today is Zhu Linlin's bathing scene! Her agent asked to clear the scene, except for the three of us. There are only staff left outside the actors, and you were too abrupt in the past."
Today's scene originally prepared a naked substitute for Zhu Linlin, but after careful consideration in all aspects, she decided to play in person. She is portrayed as a female singer who dares to devote herself to the performing arts.
No matter how worried An Ruifeng was, he could not disobey the order of the crew and accompany Ling Xi to the shooting scene.
"How about I loan Brother Xu to you? He has experience in these things, and if there is any emergency over there, he can also help you."
If you want to blame it, you can only blame Yangtian Media, the brokerage company to which Ling Xi belongs. Ling Xi had a miserable relationship, and there was no assistant besides the agent. Now, as soon as Wu Youpeng left, Ling Xi was alone in the crew. After the other actors finished filming a scene, their agents all fanned out, but Ling Xi could only support herself.
Fortunately, An Ruifeng and Xu Zhiqiang took good care of him and would never let him be wronged in this regard.
But in today's situation, An Ruifeng couldn't get involved.
"Forget it, Brother Xu is your upstart entertainment person after all. I can't justify asking him to accompany me to filming." Ling Xi squeezed out an optimistic smile: "Forget it, I am here to film, not here. With so many people watching, what can he do?"
- It turns out that Ling Xi, who has never acted in a movie, really thinks Bao Hui too simply...
"Card!"
After Ling Xi was walking in the woods and bumping into a tree again, the director threw his hat to the ground in a fit of rage. "Ling Xi, how many times have I told you, let you go to the middle, go to the middle! Why are you in a situation every time, either hitting a tree or wrestling, your costumes are all dirty, do you know? Do you know how to move?!"
Ling Xi listened to the director's scolding, and lowered his head without saying a word. He looked ashamed, but in fact, the villain in his heart had stabbed Bao Hui beside him into mud with a sword.
There were frequent situations during filming, and the responsibility for this was definitely not on Ling Xi. This scene is a dialogue in the woods. The fourth apprentice played by Ling Xi asked the second apprentice played by Bao Hui why he brought him to the small woods in the back mountain. Here, the second apprentice thought he wanted to peek at the third apprentice (female). Take a shower and plan it out.
Bao Hui: "Fourth, do you want to know what a woman's body looks like?"
Ling Xi: "What is a woman?"
Bao Hui: "Oh, it's the one with the raised upper body!"
Ling Xi: "That's not a hunchback!"
Bao Hui: "Stupid dog, the hunchback is in the back, the woman is in the front... It's Mimi, Mimi!"
Ling Xi: "Mimi? I like Mimi Wang the most, but Mimi runs away every time she sees me."
Bao Hui: "Mimi isn't a cat, it's a breast! Don't you want to see a woman's soft breasts?"
Ling Xi: "Do you want to see breasts? Ah Hua from Houshan is pregnant with a puppy again. She has eight breasts."
Bao Hui: "I want to see people! I don't want to see dogs!"
Ling Xi: "Wang, then I'll show you mine."
Bao Hui: "No, no, I want to look at women, not men."
Ling Xi: "But where is the woman Wang?"
Bao Hui: "Have you forgotten that today is a single day, the third junior brother will become a woman on a single day, and a man on a double day!"
When he first got the script book, Ling Xi was drunk in this mindless setting. He was not driving, and he was restricted by odd and even numbers... But he liked the episodes where he frequently choked Bao Hui. Be extra careful when reciting lines to ensure that you will never fall behind because you forget your words.
But it wasn't until the official shooting that Ling Xi discovered Bao Hui's despicableness. This dialogue was filmed in the woods. The two talked while walking in the woods. After finishing their lines, the next scene would be changed to the small lake in the mountain stream. It was such a seemingly unremarkable scene, Bao Hui used all the little tricks.
The first of these is to steal the spotlight. Bao Hui's walking position is very characteristic. Every time he steps on it, it is in the center of the camera lens. He turns around and turns his head, often covering more than half of Ling Xi's face.
The second is crowding. There are no traces of artificial excavation in this forest. There is only a path that the Taoists stepped on when they went to the mountain stream to fetch water. The road is narrow enough to accommodate two people walking side by side. During filming, Bao Hui "occasionally" moved to the side and squeezed Ling Xi aside. Except for the path under his feet, the rest of the place was full of branches and leaves. Ling Xi was pushed into the tree twice by him. I got scratched three times, and once tripped over a protruding tree root and fell and a dog gnawed on the mud.
The crew is full of talented people. Once or twice, it can be said that Ling Xi was careless, but many times, everyone could see that Bao Hui was deliberately targeting Ling Xi. But there is no one behind Ling Xi, and even the economic person has been transferred (everyone in the circle will know about each other when they ask each other), and Bao Hui is the target of the upstart, with agents and assistants standing next to each other in a row. , In this case, the director is not good to say anything.
All he could do was "remind" Ling Xi to "go to the middle". As Bao Hui's behavior intensified, and seeing that the shooting schedule was about to be delayed, the director couldn't bear it any longer.
- Don't you like to steal the spotlight? Don't you crowd people? Okay, both of them stand in the middle for me to shoot! No one is allowed to take a step!