I would like to send this post to everyone who clicked on this article. I wish your cute CP candy every day. Harmonious society, self-promoting enclosure, don't fight.
I also wish all single girls to find their lifelong marriage as soon as possible. It is possible that your marriage is waiting for you at a certain intersection.
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At 10:30 in the morning, Li Xiaoyu was dazedly awakened by the sunlight from the curtains. She turned over, took the phone from the bedside table and checked the time.
She originally wanted to go to bed before twelve o'clock last night, but she accidentally swiped Weibo until two o'clock in bed. After putting down her phone, she started staring at the ceiling to outline her new essay. It is said that Meng CP is the primary productive force, which is fully reflected in Li Xiaoyu. She has a wealthy family and is a college student with plenty of time. When she was chasing stars, she used to pay and send things. Since she became cute, she opened Word for the first time to write fan fiction, and it was updated like chicken blood every day. End one after another. This time, she plans to write an essay about her past life and present life. She is abusive in her past life, and sweet in this life. It starts with 300,000 words and is estimated to end in a month.
It was four o'clock when she looked at her watch for the last time, and she wanted to sleep until noon, but her biological clock was still very cruel and woke her up at half past ten. She wriggled twice on the bed wrapped in the quilt, put down the phone, closed her eyes and wanted to continue sleeping, but after a minute, she picked it up again and clicked on the familiar forum page.
- An Ruifeng's official fan station is the place where An Ruifeng's fans "Maple Leaf" gather the most. Talking about gossip, posting beautiful pictures, and being crazy about idols are the things that Li Xiaoyu spends the most time on every day besides writing novels.
The reason why Li Xiaoyu likes An Ruifeng is very simple - handsome! An Ruifeng debuted as an idol male star. He only participated in big productions, and only played the role of a handsome guy. Although his acting skills were young at the beginning, he grew up quickly. With the appearance of a mixed-race person with deep facial features, a smile on TV made him Enough to fascinate female fans. Li Xiaoyu loved to speak in the forum, and was willing to spend money to buy various tea breaks and flower walls for the crew and press conferences. He quickly became famous among fans and became the deputy head of the S City fan group in just two years.
Just a year and a half ago, a little-known singer appeared beside An Ruifeng. When the little artist named Ling Xi appeared on camera with An Ruifeng for the first time, almost all fans scolded Ling Xi one-sidedly for hugging her thighs to gain popularity. Only Li Xiaoyu has the bright eyes, and believes that they must be the lovers of the past life and this life.
It is only natural that Li Xiaoyu has embarked on the road of continuous writing and outputting brain holes - if writing fanfiction is also a "road", then she has definitely become an immortal.
Li Xiaoyu knows the depth of the fan circle, so she registered a small vest after she was attracted to this CP. Soon her vest became the originator of the mountain. As more and more people fell into the pit, her writing became shocking. Circle work.
Gradually, every time she updated, someone called her wife under the article and wanted to hug her. To this kind of comment, she answered righteously:
"I'm not a wife, I'm just a porter of their love."
It's really a big, deep love.
Li Xiaoyu, who was lying on the bed, wanted to play with her mobile phone for a while and then go back to sleep, but the more she brushed, the more awake she became. If she wasn't worried that her parents were watching TV in the living room, she would have screamed and performed Thomas Quanxuan on the bed, followed by another one. It's been three and a half weeks in the volley.
There is no other reason - at ten o'clock this morning, the official Weibo of a famous variety show released the recording footage. In this episode, the crew of "Sword in the World", which won seven trophies at the Golden Panda Awards, had a close relationship with the audience. interactive. As early as last week, fan pictures leaked out one after another. It is said that An Ruifeng and Ling Xi interacted very sweetly at the scene. When they were playing the red-blue confrontation game in groups, the red team members tightly grabbed the blue team Ling Xi's waistband, and they were arrested. An Ruifeng, who is also in the red group, knocked off his hand.
This set of pictures alone made Li Xiaoyu's brains open, and he produced an eighteen ban that night.
And the video footage released this morning made Li Xiaoyu so cute to hypoxia!
In the backstage dressing room before the show was recorded, the host asked the stars to hand over their wallets and revealed the contents of the wallets on the spot. Recently, the popular variety show queen Zhu Linlin put a selfie photo in her wallet, the hero Bao Hui collected condoms in the wallet, and Ling Xi unexpectedly put a yellow talisman in her wallet!
The host asked Ling Xi to unfold the talisman for the audience to see, but Ling Xi, who was always good at talking, refused.
"This talisman was given to me by the old Taoist priest of the location - that Taoist temple - when I was filming before. This kind of talisman needs to be carried around, and it can't be shown to others at will until the wish comes true, so I'm sorry I can't unfold it. "
The host asked, "Can you tell us what kind of talisman this is?"
Ling Xi smiled and showed her white teeth: "Cause and fit."
"Marriage? I also watched the awards ceremony before. Ling Xi, you already have a lover, right? Are you also in the circle?"
Ling Xi cleverly avoided this topic: "I'm no longer in the entertainment industry, so why talk about 'also'?"
Seeing that he was unwilling to answer, the host didn't force it, but asked: "Since you already have a lover, then your wish is fulfilled, so why can't you show it to us."
"Who said it's done?" Ling Xi turned his head to the side and smiled slyly: "Marriage is for a lifetime, and it's not over in a lifetime, how can it be considered completed."
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Just looking at this paragraph doesn't make a big difference, but just a few minutes later, An Ruifeng showed his wallet at the request of the host - photo! piece! folder! inside! Home! Of course! also! Have! one! open! symbol!
The host joked and exaggeratedly asked if the talisman in An Ruifeng's hand was a pair with Ling Xi.
An Ruifeng laughed heartily: "How is it possible, I came back to the Taoist temple a few months ago and asked for the talisman alone. The talisman can be shown to everyone." He showed his talisman, but only the cinnabar handwriting on it. It's too elegant, and the camera can't see the content at all.
The host asked him what the talisman was, and An Ruifeng said, "I am the talisman for harmony in intercourse. This wish has been fulfilled, so I can show it to everyone at will and let everyone share my happiness."
The host was pale, with red lips long enough to swallow an apple. She kept asking An Ruifeng when she had a lover. She knew that if the news was revealed on their show, it would definitely trigger a riot among fans and the ratings would skyrocket.
The male star, who is enough to make thousands of fans stunned, showed a confused expression in front of the camera: "What lover? Isn't 'harmony in sexual affairs' not for buying a house? I recently invested in a few properties and they all went well, so I just That wish has come true."
In the camera, the manager Xu Ge, who is very familiar to fans, walked over with a dark face and whispered a few words in his ear. An Ruifeng's expression changed from surprise to embarrassment, and then he coughed awkwardly and said to the photographer: "Ah... So that's what I mean by intercourse. I'm sorry, everyone knows that I grew up in Maple Leaf Country, and I don't understand some words in Panda Country, and it's a joke."
After such a funny type of tidbit was released, fans discussed heatedly, and Li Xiaoyu, a die-hard CP fan of An Ruifeng X Ling Xi, has melted into a pool of sugar water in the bedroom. Her mouth is not her mouth, it is the crescent moon in the night. Her brain is not her brain, but a bowl of sweet and spicy brain flowers. There are no stars in the sky, it is obviously the fireworks she exploded.
She wanted to fly out of the window and use a loudspeaker to tell everyone in the community - her cute CP, she's getting candy! ! ! !
She quickly watched this ten-minute video twice. When it came to the third time, she covered her heart with one hand and put the other hand on the pause button. It was almost playing a frame, and she paused once, for fear that her heart would not be able to load. , blood reflux. After watching it three times in a row, she took a deep breath and fell on the bed. She felt that the love from the screen was about to suffocate her.
After finally calming down, she logged on to the forum to find a post to discuss. As she expected, the most-discussed post in the forum is about this matter.
The landlord is not a CP fan, so the content of the main post is about An Ruifeng's "dumb cuteness". She said that after watching the video, she felt that the silly Prince An was very cute (the landlord used this word boldly), but she didn't expect him to be in After so many years, Panda Kingdom can still make such ridiculous mistakes.
The discussion below was very lively, everyone replied hahaha, and even more enthusiastic fans expressed that they wanted to teach An Ruifeng what intercourse is. Li Xiaoyu clicked on the other party's homepage and found that he was actually a male fan.
As a result, after reading a few floors, a discordant voice appeared.
"It is estimated that as soon as the video comes out, there must be a fan of a star who has retired from the circle, right? He held Prince An's thigh before leaving the circle, and he still sells rotten after leaving the circle? Our Prince An's special emphasis is that I asked for it 'alone', hehe."
Li Xiaoyu doesn't even need to click on the other party's homepage, he can guess who is picking things up - he is definitely the opponent who demolished the CP!
An Ruifeng has a lot of CP fans. Many actresses who have worked with him have hyped up dating rumors with him, but An Ruifeng has never been very close to a certain actress. Since a year ago, the two corrupt CP groups have gradually grown, and the number of fans is about the same.
One of the CP fan groups is An Ling Fan, where Li Xiaoyu belongs, while the other is a very cult - actually An Ruifeng X Andrew's brother CP Fan...
Don't eat it, uncle, our CP doesn't eat it!
When Andrew first returned to China, he and An Ruifeng appeared on many shows together. The two were brothers and grew up in Maple Leaf Country. There were countless hugs, pats on the shoulders, and close kisses when expressing happiness. Junmei, brother CP fans are like mushrooms in the autumn forest, emerging overnight and popping up in the pile of maple leaves all over the ground.
As the leader of An Ling fans, Li Xiaoyu worked hard to write articles, P pictures, and make MVs. With a pair of eyes that are good at discovering basic feelings and the infinite black hole in her brain, she has accumulated a basket of cute points, and then she is like a Like a girl's little match, door-to-door sales, they managed to sell a few cute spots, and gathered a wave of fans... In the end, they always put them at home! Big! trick!
Today the brothers attended a certain red carpet event together, tomorrow the brothers endorsed a certain product together, and the day after tomorrow the brothers were photographed shopping for clothes. This pair of demonic brothers just stood there, and the CP powder gathered automatically like bees that smelled nectar.
Now, their An Ling CP finally gave out candy, and the opponent came out to sneer and sneer. Li Xiaoyu was like encountering a hydrogen balloon on Mars, and it exploded immediately.
She clicked the reply angrily, and cracked down a long paragraph.
Fenglin Whispered: I really want to make some CP fans look bad. You guys can buy condoms when you go to a convenience store, but you won't be happy if you put a talisman in Lingxi's wallet. The little princesses are too broad. That Taoist temple was built by your family? Did you use your home ink on the talisman paper? Did you drop that wallet? If not, what are you talking about!
Just a minute after her reply was sent, countless private messages flooded into the background quickly. She had participated in many fights before, but not once did so many people send her private messages. She clicked on it suspiciously, but found one thing that all those private messages said—
Xxx: Fenglin whispers, I didn't expect you to be an An Ling CP fan!
Only then did Li Xiaoyu realize that she had lost her horse. It turned out that she forgot to put on the special vest of her nympho CP just now in a hurry, and went directly on her large size. Her tuba is very famous in the fan group, and she has organized Maple Leafs to participate in activities many times. Even Xu Zhiqiang, An Ruifeng's manager, can speak. Now, such a person with a "high power" in the fan group has actually exposed her identity as a rotten CP fan, and then she was picked up by a good person to take out her special creation vest, which makes many An Ruifeng fans only It was unacceptable, and some people even demanded that she be expelled from her fan membership and deprived of her status as the deputy head of the group.
In the face of these little fools, Li Xiaoyu ignored it. Anyway, she has now revealed her identity, so she simply spent 999 forum coins (equivalent to 999 Panda country currency) to modify the forum vest that she had used for three years, and then wore the brand-new "Fengling Whisper" and killed in the pinch post. Got three in and three out.
What she is best at is to scold the other party and cry without using a dirty word. She was full of firepower, and not long after, those who shouted to expel her fans quietly went offline.
Li Xiaoyu, who won a big victory, raised her chin in front of the screen, she got up from the bed with a snort, and dressed up energetically.
Today, her cute CP sent out candy, and she is going out to buy, buy, buy.
Don't look at Li Xiaoyu's aggressiveness online, in real life she is actually a very demure and gentle girl. The clothes in the wardrobe are mostly elegant dresses, with her waist-length curly hair and carefully matched accessories, no matter which direction you look at, she is a standard lady.
Many boys are happy to show off in front of her, but they don't know that when they talk, the barrage in her head is thick enough to cover their faces.
After Li Xiaoyu got dressed, he set off for a commercial street by car. However, when the taxi was still two kilometers away from the commercial street, the traffic coordinator blocked the motorway with roadblocks and guided the traffic around the front.
Li Xiaoyu lowered the car window and asked the coordinator why he could not enter.
The coordinator pointed to the front: "The program is being recorded in front. Motor vehicles cannot enter, but pedestrians can enter."
Li Xiaoyu thought for a while and motioned for the taxi to pull over and stop. Because she is chasing An Ruifeng everywhere, she often sees stars, so she is not as interested in star recording programs as other people. She is just here to go shopping today. Since pedestrians can enter, she simply walks in. Anyway, it is not far from two kilometers, so she considers it to be an exercise.
She got out of the car and walked towards the commercial street. The driver's stop was not on the main road, but at the entrance of a relatively small alley. Now it's almost noon, and the alley is sparsely populated, but there are many mothers-in-law at the door squinting and basking in the sun. Li Xiaoyu walked through the alley with an indifferent expression. In fact, he was replaying the candy he ate in the morning repeatedly in his mind.
Just as she passed the intersection of the two alleys, a woman in a sports suit suddenly rushed out from the intersection. The woman grabbed Li Xiaoyu's hand, and before Li Xiaoyu was startled and screamed, she spoke quickly: "Hello, do you know me, I'm Zhu Linlin, we are filming a show now, and there are other guests behind After chasing me, can I exchange clothes with you?"
Li Xiaoyu took a closer look and found that the woman who took the liberty to make a request was indeed Zhu Linlin, a popular variety show actress in the past year. Recently, Zhu Linlin has become very popular. She was originally a little-known singer, and she somehow hugged the thigh of an outdoor variety show. Because she is physically fit, not hypocritical, good-looking and "ruthless", she quickly From a temporary guest to a resident cast member, her popularity has risen steadily, and many variety shows have spent a lot of money to scoop her up.
Before she became popular, Li Xiaoyu knew her. She had listened to her songs and knew that she and Ling Xi debuted at the same time, and the style of music was dynamic and hot, close to the style of dance music, but fans didn't buy it. The most important thing is that she and Ling Xi have been rumored for a long time, and they also starred in "The World of Swords" at the same time. She is "An Ruifeng's rival in love" and "Ling Xi's ex-girlfriend" in the hearts of CP fans. The blocked CP fans will also call her a "third party" in a hard way.
However, Li Xiaoyu didn't feel bad about her, but rather liked her show. She looked behind Zhu Linlin and asked, "Are you doing a show? Did you lose your follow PD again?"
Zhu Linlin laughed: "It seems that you are also a loyal viewer of the show. Before my debut, I practiced sports, specializing in triathlon, and I can run faster than ordinary men in high heels, not to mention that he has a camera. Okay. Okay, let's go change clothes..." She stopped, stared at Li Xiaoyu for a few seconds, and asked, "Miss, have we met before?"
Without waiting for Li Xiaoyu to complain about her aftermath-style approach, Zhu Linlin nodded her own question: "So it was you, I remember you. What is your name?"
Li Xiaoyu's frightened eyes please Zhu Linlin.
Zhu Linlin admired her expression for three seconds with satisfaction, and then answered her questions readily. Zhu Linlin is not a person who likes to sell things, and being straight is more in line with her personality. "You're An Ruifeng's fan, right? You're still the head of the crew, right? Before our crew came to S City and N City to promote, you brought a group of little girls to pick him up, and also sent a gift to the press conference. Less flower walls, tea break."
Li Xiaoyu felt that this female star was really attentive and exclaimed, "You have a really good memory."
"This is also divided." Zhu Linlin smiled slightly: "I'm always impressed by beauties with big breasts."
"… "
They randomly found a public toilet by the road to change their clothes, and by the time the two of them came out, Zhu Linlin had transformed into an intellectual beauty. She lowered the brim of the wide-brimmed sun hat, and looked at the window of the storefront facing the street with satisfaction, and confidently asserted: "I'm wearing this dress now, so that no one in the show team will recognize me from behind."
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw several staff rushed in from the alley, some with cameras, some with notepads, some with radio, and a few people who seemed to be assistants, swarming from them. He hurriedly ran over behind him, shouting as he ran, "Oh, that aunt really has legs under her neck. Where did she run to?"
Li Xiaoyu: "..." The one with legs all under the neck is a compass.
Before the two parted, Zhu Linlin and Li Xiaoyu exchanged phone numbers and agreed that after the filming of the show, Zhu Linlin would wash the clothes and send them to her home.
Li Xiaoyu thought it was a very interesting experience. She was just going out for a walk, but she bumped into the recording site of the show, exchanged clothes with a female star, and got her phone number. It's enough to talk about. If you add her cute CP candy this morning, this day is hopelessly dreamy.
Before turning around and running away, Zhu Linlin once again expressed her gratitude to Li Xiaoyu: "Thank you for your clothes, which will help me a lot in the next session - by the way, your figure is so good. I can't take your clothes for nothing. , if you want a celebrity's autograph and group photo, I can help."
Li Xiaoyu was so ashamed by her praise that her ears were red, and she quickly shook her head after hearing her words: "No, no. I'll eat two stars now, and I have their autographs, so don't bother you."
"Two?" Zhu Linlin raised her eyebrows and stared at Li Xiaoyu's eyes with a smile that was not a smile. She suddenly took a step forward and closed the distance between them, and before Li Xiaoyu could react, she lowered her head and kissed her pink face, leaving a light lip print.
"Then this kiss is a thank you." Zhu Linlin took a step back to a safe distance, raised her right hand, put her index and middle fingers close to her head, and then swung her wrist to salute the little beauty who was frightened by her. present. "Also, I hope that when we meet again next time, I can be the third star you like."
She moved her ankles, lowered her body, and rushed towards the commercial street like a nimble leopard. The wide skirt fluttered in the wind, like a flower scattered in the air.
It took a long time for Li Xiaoyu, who was left in the same place, to regain his sanity. She reached out to support the wall beside her, worried that her legs that were soft like noodles wouldn't be able to support her body.
- No one believes that she was sexually harassed by the "third party" in her cute CP...
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