Heart Has Ling Xi

Chapter 8: Intellectually retarded idol

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Ling Xi walked to the center of the stage with a guitar. Before going on stage, Wu Youpeng repeatedly urged Ling Xi not to be nervous and try his best to play his due level. If he accidentally broke the sound... Then he would give up his face to go to the later stage of the show and help him tune it. Sound, definitely don't let him make a fool of yourself.

In fact, Lingxi has been in business for eight years, and has participated in many commercial performances, programs, and acupoints. This is "Sunday Live"! Only the hottest singer and the most topical artist in the circle have always been able to appear on this stage, and being able to appear on this show with astonishing ratings is definitely more useful than his brokerage company spending money to buy back records to push the sales charts.

Such a big pie that fell from the sky fell into Ling Xi's mouth, Ling Xi devoured it, even if he choked, he was willing.

Every episode of "Sunday Live" will invite dozens of lucky audience members to sit in the audience and watch the performance of the beloved star up close. This time was no exception. When Ling Xi stepped onto the stage, he nervously glanced at the audience below, but unfortunately the only light source in the audience was hitting the stage vertically from the top of Ling Xi's head, so he looked at it from Ling Xi's point of view. , I couldn't see the expressions of the audience at all.

In the darkness, four cameras were aimed at Ling Xi's direction, and the little red dot above the camera was faintly glowing. Ling Xi stared at the looming red dots, imagining that he could grab them all into his hands. He nodded back to the show accompaniment band behind him, then turned back and adjusted the height of the stand-up mic in front of him.

He took a deep breath, swiped the strings with his right hand, and began to sing.

In all fairness, Ling Xi's songs are definitely not lacking in red elements. He is a singer-songwriter, and he knows both lyrics and songs. He usually speaks in a high and bright tone, but when he sings, his voice is lowered and his voice is smooth and soft. Don't look at his lively and funny personality, but his music is lyrical and a little melancholy without exception, which is in sharp contrast with his image.

It's a pity that the friction with Zhu Linlin lowered her grade when she first debuted, and in addition to the overall decline in the record industry in recent years, Ling Xi's popularity has remained at a low ebb.

At the beginning, Ling's father and Ling's mother signed a ten-year contract for him, and the ten years were counted from the age of fifteen when he was excavated. At the age of 25, the company was reluctant to renew his contract with him, but Wu Youpeng dealt with it in various ways, and the company reluctantly renewed his contract with him for three years. So Ling Xi gave herself another three years, telling herself that if she couldn't make further progress, she would go back and sell milk tea.

He had already thought about the name of the milk tea shop, so he called it Linglingxi Milk Tea Shop...

Counting it now, there are only two years left in three years.

The more I think about this kind of thing, the more sad, Ling Xi's "zero" is very erratic at the end of the song, because he is distracted on the stage...

At the climax of the song, Ling Xi managed to get his attention back, and luckily made a high pitch. His vocal range is naturally 2 pitches higher than other male singers. It's amazing, but unfortunately there are not many people who listen to his entire song quietly.

Just when he sang the highest key, he suddenly felt that someone behind him slapped him heavily, he turned his head reflexively, and when he saw the behemoth behind him clearly, he screamed in fright and fell to the ground. . His position was close to the edge of the stage, and with such a fall, he rolled down the small stairs beside the stage. It was difficult for him to remember to protect the precious guitar in his arms when he landed, so all the audience saw him hug the baby in his arms like an armadillo, and rolled off the stage in a ball...

Fortunately, the stage was not high from the ground. Ling Xi was smashed, but there was no skin injury on his body.

He rolled over and got up from the ground, ignoring the audience around him and the cameras behind him, angrily pointing at the giant crayfish that suddenly appeared behind him and yelling, "I C... Damn it! An Ruifeng, you are about to take it I'm scared of a heart attack!!" He was really going to be mad, originally he had hoped that this recording would make him leap to the sky, but when he turned around, he bumped into a giant crayfish, causing him to sing it out. Sound, even the performance can't continue.

This is a recording opportunity he finally got. If he speaks good words to the director, I wonder if he can let him record it again

Under the stage, Ling Xi was carrying the guitar in his backhand as if he was carrying a golden hoop, and could rush to the stage at any time to eliminate demons and guards; The thick oil paint covers it, and no one can see it clearly.

Suddenly, several bunches of colorful ribbons burst out from the automatic launch points around the stage. Ling Xi was sprayed all over his head without any defense. All this was more inexplicable than An Ruifeng's rash appearance just now. .

What number of ways is this? Is he and Crayfish going to exchange rings next

When he finally took off the streamer—An Ruifeng tried to stretch out his pliers several times to help him but was slapped off by him—all the headlights in the studio were turned on. The audience sitting in the first row stood up and raised the sign that was hidden behind them over their heads. Everyone shouted in unison, "Ling Xi, are you scared?!"

Ling Xi fixed his eyes on the program name on the sign, and his eyes suddenly turned black.

—"Scare☆surprise"? Did he kill the whole family of the cast members of this show in his last life, and he was punished so badly today

Wu Youpeng, who was originally guarding the backstage, had a pale face. He rushed to Ling Xi's side in a few steps, and half wrapped his arms around his shoulders to comfort him in a low voice. He knew best about the children he brought up alone. If Ling Xi was really angry, he might even perform hand-shredding crayfish on the spot. Not to mention Ling Xi, even his hands and feet are cold with anger. How can these popular show groups understand the sadness of small artists? I thought it was a smooth road to the sky in one step, but it turned into a muddy thorny road in a blink of an eye.

However, Ling Xi is a professional artist after all, and even if she is unwilling, she will never get angry in front of everyone. He has participated in even more extreme shows before. At that time, he lost all face and made a fool of himself on the show. In the end, in order to make way for other stars of the same period, his appearance was cut to only three points. one.

Ling Xi reassured herself: From this point of view, "Scare☆surprise" is not bad, at least he is the only guest in this issue, and its ratings are not worse than "Sunday Live".

The host who was hiding behind the scenes smiled and asked Ling Xi to talk about how she felt when she was scared.

Ling Xi cursed "Fuck you mother" in her heart, but she pretended to say: "You guys really scared me, the day before yesterday, Angkor received a call saying that I got a job in "Sunday Live", I was nervous It's amazing. When I came to the stage today, I didn't even walk away, and I almost sang out of tune. I kept thinking: calm down, calm down, I can go down after singing this song. I didn't expect An Ruifeng to suddenly appear, which really scared me. One jump..." He waved at the giant crayfish: "Fortunately, you interrupted me, otherwise all the audience will hear me sing."

Crayfish stretched out his tongs to take the microphone and said, "When the person I wanted to scare this morning was Ling Xi, I was a little worried because I always thought that Ling Xi was very courageous, for fear that his appearance wasn't scary enough."

"It's already scary!" Ling Xi pointed to his ass: "I rolled off the stage in front of everyone, do you think I'm afraid?"

The host interjected: "Today, our handsome guy An Ruifeng deliberately pretends to be ugly, and it is estimated that it will break the hearts of many female fans? But An Ruifeng's face is so heavy, how can you recognize him at first sight? Woolen cloth?"

"I smell it through my nose!" Ling Xi sniffed funny, and everyone burst into laughter. In fact, Ling Xi was telling the truth. An Ruifeng was used to spraying strong men's perfumes. Ling Xi was very close to him in the elevator this morning and remembered his scent.

Ling Xi smiled like a flower in front of the camera, but she was thinking about being the chrysanthemum of the show group. How could he not be angry, give him a little spark now, and he can blow up the entire studio!

After finishing the show, Ling Xi hurriedly prepared to go to the group acting dressing room, Wu Youpeng pressed him to say goodbye to An Ruifeng, Ling Xiqiang resisted and did not roll his eyes, saying goodbye reluctantly. It's a pity that his acting skills are very bad, and the three words "unhappy" are almost printed on his face.

An Ruifeng subconsciously stretched out the pliers to pull his hand, and temporarily changed direction. The large pliers made of plastic foam landed on Ling Xi's shoulder, making a dull "dong, dong" sound.

"I... I'm sorry." An Ruifeng apologized softly.

Ling Xi smirked: "What are you sorry for? You are participating in the show, and I am also participating in the show..."

"I really didn't know that you were the target of this villainy, otherwise I would never have accepted this show."

Ling Xi obviously didn't believe it: "Please come to this kind of show once, and the appearance fee is quite a lot, right? You won't participate in this show because of me? Who will have trouble with Qian?"

This is quite rude. In fact, he and An Ruifeng have only met once, and it is better than a general friendship. Ling Xi also knew that he had cast his evil fire on unrelated people, and it was not An Ruifeng who chose to play tricks. What position did Ling Xi have to slap another guest

If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for being an 18th-tier artist. The show team pranked him and made him fall from the dream of a pie from the sky, and he would also be grateful to Dade, saying, "Thank you for letting me participate in a show with such a high rating. ".

Ling Xi understood the truth, but he unconsciously wanted to lose his temper in front of An Ruifeng.

An Ruifeng listened to Ling Xi's impulsive words, and the guilt that had been churning in his heart intensified, and he unconsciously put on a coaxing tone when he spoke: "You are my most precious apprentice. The money is gone."

Wu Youpeng and Xu Zhiqiang, who were watching all this, said that their goosebumps had fallen to the ground...

An Ruifeng was born in an idol drama, and he can easily get lines of this level without any effort. Even if he is wearing a ridiculous crayfish costume and has thick paint on his face, it makes people think that he is the most handsome in the world. that one.

Ling Xi thought that she would never eat this set...

After three seconds, he held his heart beating wildly, and had to admit that he really liked this set...

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An Ruifeng went back to the VIP dressing room to remove his makeup. The program team wanted to keep him for dinner, but he declined because he had an appointment. Just now, he and Ling Xi agreed that in order to compensate for the emotional trauma Ling Xi suffered today, he would be the host to invite him to dinner, accompanied by their manager.

An Ruifeng asked him what he wanted to eat, and Ling Xi gritted his teeth and said he wanted to eat crayfish.

The four of them traveled lightly and drove to a seafood stall designated by Ling Xi. This store is well-known in City B. Although it is a storefront in the night market, there are many celebrities and wealthy people who visit privately, just to taste the owner's craftsmanship. Xu Zhiqiang parked his car outside the night market and looked at the endless crowds in the night market. He hesitated: "...Is there too many people here?" An Ruifeng is a popular male star in the past two years. , it is inconvenient for others and for oneself.

"It's okay," An Ruifeng promised to invite Ling Xi to dinner so that he would not break his promise: "I just wear sunglasses."

Wu Youpeng was a little embarrassed: "How can anyone wear sunglasses at night? I said Ling Xi, you should change place and find a private room."

Ling Xi rolled her eyes and suggested, "Wait a while and get out of the car, An Ruifeng, put on your sunglasses, put one hand on my shoulder, and hold my guitar in the other. If anyone looks at you, I will put on my hat. Pass it over, by the way, the hat should be decorated with coins in advance, it is said that it looks more real..."

Xu Zhiqiang turned his head and asked Wu Youpeng, "Where did you find this treasure?"

Wu Youpeng regretted the beginning: "At that time, I felt that mentally retarded idols could also become a trend..."

But surprisingly, Ling Xi's plan was a great success. From when they got off the car to when they walked into the store, Ling Xi earned several banknotes along the way...

The four of them found a dimly lit corner and sat down. Ling Xi flipped through Youhuahua's menu, and said the name of the dish in his mouth: "Little sister, remember it. First, forty crayfish, one A plate of spicy fried clams, two catties of Pipi shrimp, one portion of fried clams, five taels of mackerel stuffed dumplings... By the way, a plate of cold vegetables, shredded potatoes and edamame, and a plate of pig ears and jelly..."

An Ruifeng hurriedly interjected: "I'm losing weight recently and can't eat anything. I guess Brother Xu only let me eat a crayfish to taste."

Ling Xi nodded, turned his head and said to his little sister, "That's fine, I will make forty-one crayfish." Then he handed the menu to Xu Zhiqiang: "Brother Xu, it's your turn to order."

Xu Zhiqiang: "… what you ordered just now is enough."

Ling Xi nodded: "It's enough for me, but you haven't ordered yet."

"I'm sorry, my Lingxi is not good at other things, just good at eating, let's order each..." Wu Youpeng hurriedly rounded up the field, how could he forget that his artist is a rare foodie in the circle, usually he eats as much as he wants, Now he actually eats so unscrupulously in front of other artists, looking at An Ruifeng's twisted handsome face, it is estimated that he has never seen such a person who can eat in his life.

Of the four people present, three of them regarded this dinner as an "entertainment", but Ling Xi was the only one who really regarded the dinner as a dinner.

In the end, the order at this table was enough for six adult men to eat, and Ling Xi alone took the seafood for four of them. He eats with amazing momentum, and the wind is blowing. I really don't understand how he can spit out the shell so cleanly when he eats so fast. And An Ruifeng, who was sitting next to him, while admiring his stormy eating style, gracefully picked out the flesh of a crayfish and sipped it in his mouth until it tasteless.

Wu Youpeng sighed in his heart: They are both stars, how come the gap is so big.