After returning to the Chinese military tent that was heavily guarded by soldiers and protected by a large number of monks, Dan Dongxing threw Wu Gongling's arm away, stamped his feet and clapped his hands and said: "General, you are confused. Who are you touching? What are you going to do with her? She You're old, what's wrong with you?"
Wu Gongling waved his hand and said: "Elder Shan, she looks quite young. She has thin skin and tender flesh, and is fair and fair. Her charm is something you can't see in ordinary women. She is really heart-warming. Elder Shan, I am asking you for this. Can you propose marriage to the Heavenly Lady Sect on my behalf?"
Dan Dongxing really wanted to give him a slap in the face, "My general, what are you talking about? The rules of the Heavenly Girl Sect are that there cannot be love between men and women. You cannot marry after joining the Heavenly Girl Sect. I went to propose marriage. This is not true. Are you humiliating others? I think it's better to seek death."
"Bad habit! How can a woman live without a man? It is truly an unhumane bad habit and must be abolished!" Wu Gongling sighed sadly.
"You, you, let me see how you end up!" Dan Dongxing pointed at him and accused him for a while, and finally stomped away. There was really nothing he could do about this kind of bastard.
He had to quickly arrange for people from Tongxian Pavilion to strengthen the protection here, lest Hui Qingping come and kill this bastard.
After the outsiders were gone, Wu Gongling put away the frivolous look on his face, touched the wet clothes on his body, and shouted, "Change!"
The soldiers immediately brought him clean clothes and helped him put them on.
After a while, Lieutenant General Jin Xiang came in a hurry and asked urgently, "General, I heard that you touched Elder Hui's butt. Is it true or not?"
Wu Gongling squinted and asked, "Am I the kind of person who dares to do something but not be worthy?"
"..." Jin Xiang was finally convinced. After being speechless for a while, he sighed and said, "General, you...how could you do such a thing? Isn't this looking for death?"
"You know nothing!" Wu Gongling slapped the helmet on the back of his head, making him stagger.
Standing firm and holding up his helmet, Jin Xiang came back and asked tentatively: "Is there anything else the general can say about this?"
"Alas! We were tricked by the grandsons of Han Song. Our brothers in Cangzhou cannot go back. If we don't leave, we will die. If we continue to go east, we will have a narrow escape..." Wu Gongling's rough face showed a rare trace of melancholy. "We are facing death. We can only seek a chance for survival. We can only continue walking eastward. If we end up in this situation, everyone will think that we are easy to bully. It is inevitable that some people will point fingers at us, such as the Song Dynasty. That Luo Zhao will definitely order us to fight this way or that way when he comes back. How can I let him take the lives of our 300,000 brothers to fill the hole for his Song country?"
He raised his hand and patted Jin Xiang on the shoulder, "In this critical moment of near death, if you hold on, brothers will have a way to survive. If you are weak, you will be forced to have no way out. No one will pity our brothers' life and death, and will kill us all the way." So I must not show weakness at this time. If you are not crazy, you will die. I just want to let them know that I am a lunatic. If you make me angry, I can do anything. Even the women taught by Tiannu can't do it. What am I afraid of if they dare to touch me? I have to let them know that they can’t threaten me. Let them get used to it first, and then I can fight for my brothers later! I can’t let others order me however they want.”
Jin Xiang nodded slightly with a solemn expression.
"Brother is too pedantic. Why can only merchants be allowed to rule the world of Yan State where we have been pacified through life and death? Why should we throw our heads and blood and be treated as pigs and dogs? We should kill them as we please? The world of Yan State belongs to the people of Yan State. If the world is not owned by his businessman alone, how can we be treated like cows and horses by that foolish king and the treacherous sycophants in the court? The princes and generals should be very kind, and I, Wu Gongling, will not be an unknown person in this life!"
"Chaos has arisen now. This is where heroes like us come into play. We can't just survive! Tell the brothers, now that I have raised my troops, I will never give up. Those who are willing to follow me will fight for the future and the title together." Why is it impossible for the king to pay homage to the prime minister?"
Jin Xiang hesitated: "Is it appropriate to tell the brothers publicly about this? I'm afraid it will make other people think too much."
Wu Gongling waved his hand, "What's inappropriate? I don't hide it, I just say it openly. Who knows that I am a rough man, so scared!"
Jin Xiang nodded, "Okay! But the general is afraid that he will offend Elder Na Hui severely this time. How can she let you go afterwards? The strength of the Heavenly Girl Sect is really..."
Wu Gongling looked disdainful: "Afterwards? If we can't get through the current hurdle, what's the point of talking about the aftermath? As long as we can stand firm afterwards and be useful to them, it's possible for the Goddess to teach that woman to return to secular life and marry me. What are you talking about?" ? Don’t believe in evil, I have to sleep with this woman!"
Jin Xiang couldn't laugh or cry. He shook his head and turned around to leave.
Wu Gongling made another move, "Wait a minute, how long can the food last?"
Jin Xiang stopped and replied: "The retreat was too hasty and we didn't bring much food. The food accompanying the army can last for up to fifteen days."
Wu Gongling went back and forth with his hands behind his hands for a while, and finally stopped in front of the hanging map. He stared at the route on the map and pondered for a while, then turned back and said: "My intention has been exposed, there is no need to hide it, we can speed up the march. As long as the speed increases, fifteen days should be enough."
Jin Xiang nodded, "General, just ask."
Wu Gongling came forward and said: "It is too slow to march with a large amount of grain and grass. We must share the burden to reduce the burden. From now on, order the cooks to fry the grain with all their strength during each rest period of the army and fry it into dry food. Let the brothers sew bags, and everyone You must have enough food for three days on your body, not only to speed up the march of the army and reduce the burden, but also to leave a way for the brothers to survive. If there is a conflict and some of them get separated... We are here to escape death. If there are brothers who want to break up, we will Don’t force me. Brothers have followed me for many years so that we can get together and break up. Let them go on their own. No matter they are separated or fleeing, in this troubled world, if you have three days of food rations on you, no matter where you go, your belly will be safe. As long as you have food in your pocket and don’t panic, it’s a way to survive...just do it this way!”
Jin Xiang tensed his cheeks and nodded vigorously, "Don't worry, General, I will give the order right away and we will distribute it to the brothers as soon as possible."
"By the way, don't hide the fact that I touched that bitch's ass, make it public so that all the brothers can enjoy themselves."
"Ah! Isn't this fun necessary?"
"You know shit, do you understand morale?"
Jin Xiang suddenly realized and understood the hidden meanings of the general's move...
After a while, Wu Gongling took a jar of wine out of the tent alone and sat on the grass slope to drink alone.
A patrol of soldiers saluted as they passed.
Wu Gongling waved his head and glanced, waving his hand and saying, "Come here, everyone."
The small group of soldiers looked at each other in confusion, and finally stood up obediently, not knowing what this one was going to do.
Wu Gongling sat there and asked, "Among the ten of you, who has the best drinking capacity?"
Ten people, you look at me, I look at you.
Wu Gongling added, "The one with the best drinker will be rewarded by this general."
"I!"
"I'm the best drinker."
As soon as they heard that there was a reward, the ten people immediately started fighting.
Wu Gongling stood up, patted his butt, and said with a smile: "You can't say what you say, but you still have to see the truth! Come here, bring ten jars of wine, and then call a battalion of people to come over and bear witness, so as not to say that I am doing things unfairly."
Some of the accompanying guards immediately went to get the wine, while others went to recruit hundreds of people.
Everyone gathered around, and ten jars of wine were placed at the feet of the ten soldiers. Wu Gongling walked back and forth carrying a wine jar, "There's no point in bragging. Whoever has the best drinking capacity can compete with others. Brothers, let's bear witness together."
"Okay!" There was a lot of fun to be seen, and a group of people surrounding cheered and were in high spirits.
The captain of the ten soldiers shouted, "General, what's the reward for winning?"
"What's the reward? Are you afraid that I won't treat you badly?" Wu Gongling stopped, looked around and said: "Listen up, everyone, if anyone can drink the jar of wine in front of you first, I will tell you where our army will stay after the war. Marry him the most beautiful young lady on the land, and I will personally propose marriage for him. If the other party’s family does not agree, I will snatch this daughter-in-law for him, and I will also give him a house to hide his beauty. How about giving them 10,000 gold coins to live a small life?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up, especially the ten people who were excited and gearing up. The corps commander shouted: "Does the general keep his word?"
Wu Gongling shouted loudly: "Have I ever kept the promises I made to my brothers?"
"No!"
"No!"
Everyone waved and shouted one after another. The excitement was getting better and better, and the group of people was very excited.
A general couldn't help but ran out, "I also want the most beautiful yellow flower girl. General, count me in this competition, I...ah!"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked back by Wu Gongling, "Go away, it's none of your business. Whoever dares to beat you in the competition is just ten of them!"
The general got up and shrank to the side with a sneer, causing everyone to burst into laughter.
Wu Gongling turned around and pointed at the ten people, "Get ready!"
The ten people quickly picked up the wine jar, patted off the sealing mud, and held it ready. Their eyes were shining and their ears were erect, waiting for the order.
Snap! Wu Gongling threw the wine jar in his hand boldly and shouted, "Start!"
The ten people immediately picked up the wine jar and poured wine into their mouths desperately.
"Hurry up… "
The group of people surrounding them cheered loudly and encouraged the ten people, as if they were the ones competing. The excitement attracted the attention of many people from a distance.
Halfway through the drink, someone poured it out and squirted it out. He was shouted at and pulled aside, and the soldier stomped his feet in annoyance.
The last young man with a dark face took the lead in turning the wine jar over to signal that he was done drinking, but his mouth was tight and he did not dare to speak for fear that the wine would pour out of his throat.
There was a burst of cheers. Wu Gongling pointed to the young man and asked his name. He told his guards to remember it, and then reminded him to fulfill his promise, and repeatedly told everyone that he would never break his promise.
The cheers and envy at the scene brought untold joy to the boring army.
Wu Gongling squeezed out of the crowd happily, and just after he told his subordinates to pack up and continue on their way, he saw five elders except Hui Qingping waiting for him outside the crowd with cold faces.
When everyone entered the Zhongjun tent, Quan Taifeng was the first to point at him and angrily yelled, "You are so presumptuous!"
Wu Gongling sat down behind the case and said, "To tell you the truth, I have fallen in love with her and would not marry her unless she was the one. With her as my wife, I feel at ease. It is more or less a guarantee. Otherwise, I will always worry about being burned by someone else afterwards." , I don’t even think about fighting." He leaned back on the chair and groaned like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
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