With a "squeak", Silver Light lay down on Chu Tian's shoulder. It was a mouse with a body only five inches long but a tail six or seven inches long. Its silver fur was as dazzling as a ball of silver flames.
The silver-haired mouse is completely silver, except for its two soybean-sized eyes, which are like two rubies. Under the sunlight, the red eyes of the silver-haired mouse are like two solidified flames, mixed with traces of blood, deep and Quiet, but with a hint of shuddering madness.
"It's broad daylight, huh?" Chu Tian touched the tip of the silver-haired mouse's tail.
"The world is declining, and people's hearts are not as old as they used to be!" The silver-haired mouse raised his head and sighed leisurely by Chu Tian's ear: "It's in broad daylight, prostitution is being carried out in the daytime, and even Hongxing is going out of the way, not abiding by the rules of a woman, People’s hearts are really lost, what’s going on in this world?”
The silver-haired mouse's tone was extremely solemn, extremely serious, and even contained a trace of sadness.
Looking at his actions and listening to his words, this silver-haired mouse seems to be the most conservative Taoist master, standing at the highest peak of traditional morality in the world.
"In broad daylight, a frivolous young woman is not at home washing clothes or taking care of the housework. Instead, she is taking advantage of the man in charge to go out to earn money to attract bees and butterflies and seduce men to her door!" The silver-haired mouse was trembling all over, as if he was angry. At the extreme point: "Is there still heavenly justice here? Is there still king's law here? If you haven't seen such things with your own eyes, who would dare to believe that there is such filth and filth in this bright world?"
Chu Tian sat on the old yellow wolf's back without saying a word. After a soft drink, the old yellow wolf ran away, bringing with it a strong wind that swept across the streets and alleys in a few breaths. More than a mile.
A hoarse woman's cry came from behind: "Who can kill with a thousand swords? Knock Butcher Zhao unconscious here! Damn it, with this fat body, how can my aunt carry him? Damn you bastard, Wake up and get out of here! The third brother is coming back soon, and you are going to lose money!"
Both Chutian and the silver-haired mouse had alert ears. When they heard the woman's cry from behind, Chutian turned his head and looked hard at the silver-haired mouse's small red eyes.
The silver-haired mouse swung its long tail from side to side, rubbed its two front paws vigorously, and laughed "hehe".
Chu Tian coughed slightly, and said calmly: "Master Shu, you are happy to see it, ah?"
The silver-haired mouse glanced sideways at Chu Tian: "What are you looking at? Why are you happy? Ah? Let me tell you, this world is really getting worse from generation to generation. This woman stayed at home and learned how to seduce men. I'll tell you. You tell me, this world is filthy, it’s really filthy and obscene.”
With a heavy sigh, the silver-haired rat man stood upright on Chu Tian's shoulders, with two paws on his back, like a learned scholar looking up at the sky, and said sadly: "The world is turbid, the world is filthy, But Lord Shu, I am innocent and pure, with a noble character. I am struggling in this troubled world and the world of mortals. Is there anyone in the world who knows the pain I feel like this?"
"Is the butt big? Is it white? Is it round? Is it firm?" The silver-haired mouse was lamenting how noble his character was, but how poisoned and suffocating this dirty world was. Unable to live, Chutian asked him a casual question.
With a "chirp" sound, a line of saliva fell from the corner of the silver-haired mouse's mouth, half a foot long. He giggled blankly and said: "Big, big, two times bigger than Widow Natian's. White, bigger than Xiaoxiuer's from Wanhua Loutou." The belly is still white. It is as round as the breasts of the third daughter-in-law of the governor of Yizhou. It is firmer than the bamboo shoot breasts of the seventh concubine of the dean of Yizhou Academy!"
The little head shook slightly, and the silver-haired mouse sighed softly: "But the face is too ugly, as ugly as Agou's dog head, otherwise it would be a masterpiece!"
"Honorable character? Ah? Pure and pure? Ah? The world of mortal world is troubled? Ah? You can't live anymore? Ah?" Chu Tian squinted at the silver-haired mouse, and a series of sarcastic words spewed out like the venom of a poisonous snake.
The silver-haired mouse shivered violently. He turned back to look at Chu Tian blankly, and suddenly he rolled on Chu Tian's shoulder and screamed: "Ah, you bastard, you have learned how to ridicule Lord Mouse! Have mercy on me, old man. I raised you up like a shit, and if you don’t find some wives with big butts and big breasts for Lord Mouse, you will cut off Lord Mouse, the only joy in life!”
The silver-haired mouse was crying and howling, but there were no tears at all.
Chutian pinched the long tail of the silver-haired mouse and said in a deep voice: "Next time I will take you to the newly opened Qinyun Yazhu, so that you can watch the candid performance of the Yazhou officials. Now let's talk about serious business. I have enemies. Coming to the door!"
The sobbing silver-haired mouse shuddered, and an extremely ferocious and vicious light flashed through its scarlet eyes. The silver hair all over his body suddenly exploded, and then slowly attached to his body one by one.
"Enemy? Which family?" The voice of the silver-haired mouse also became extremely sharp, as if a needle was constantly poking people's ears.
"Three years ago, Zhou Statou, who was thrown into the Baimang River by us, his son came back. Now he is the supervisor of the Yishan Academy, and he also opened a Qinyun Yazhu in Yizhou City that specializes in making friends with literati and officials. . Big and aggressive, after all, he is now Ling’s son-in-law!"
Chu Tian told the silver-haired mouse the news he had just received: "Three days later, Ling Yue asked me to send ten giant carps with golden scales one foot long. I'm afraid they are inseparable from Zhou Liuyun. This is a direct result. If you knock on your door, you might end up breaking up."
The silver-haired mouse was lying on Chu Tian's shoulder, but the little mouse's face was filled with an extremely human expression. Cruel, insidious, vicious, shameless, and all kinds of negative emotions were almost solidified on his face.
"Tsk, it's really annoying to have trouble come to your door!" Mr. Shu's long tail swayed gently, and he said softly: "How many years has it been since Mr. Shu gave up on the matter of killing and killing? What a pity Mr. Shu has such a heart. People who are compassionate and have good character are dragged down again and again.”
Suddenly, Master Shu grinned: "They want big carp with golden scales, just give it to them! If they want you to deliver the fish to your door, just go and do it."
"My dear, remember what Master Shu said, suffering is a blessing. We must be kind to others!"
After laughing a few times, Master Shu turned his head and looked at the gloomy look on Chu Tian's brow, blinked his eyes and asked, "Did you have a nightmare again? Or something?"
Chu Tian shook his head, patted Lord Mouse's long tail, and whispered: "Do something, do something. The big carp with golden scales is important."