Sima Ru blinked his eyes. After taking the Five Stone Pill, he almost lost his sense of pain. Apart from the initial sharp pain, he soon lost all consciousness. He laughed "hehe" a few times, wiped a handful of blood casually, and slapped it on the face of the current Situ, his Sima Ru in-law, Xia Houling, the current head of the Xiahou family, the founding family of the Jin Dynasty!
"Hahaha, look, does Xiahou Situ's face look like the butt of an ape?" Sima Ru laughed wildly.
For a time, countless civil and military officials pointed at Xia Houling and laughed wildly.
The wild laughter caused the wild wolf that had its claws to be pulled out to go crazy. It broke into the crowd and bit and tore at random. Unfortunately, its claws got in, and it was allowed to throw several civil servants to the ground and bite them, except for them. His face was covered with saliva, but he couldn't hurt them at all.
"Today, watch me kill this evil beast on behalf of the emperor!" The "Master Fan" of the Jin Dynasty, who was at least a hundred years old and whose hair and beard had turned yellow, tremblingly picked up a wine jar. , tremblingly hit the wolf on the head.
The evil wolf ran away nimbly, and the wine jar hit the mountain master of Bailu Academy of Jin Dynasty on the head with a bang.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"!
Countless ministers, countless eunuchs, and countless maids laughed in unison!
"Hee hee, ha ha, quack quack"!
Dozens of important court officials who had taken the Five Stone Pills and were feeling unbearably hot were naked and standing in a line by the lake not far away, showing off their plump white bodies like white-striped pigs in the sunset. After a burst of roaring, they suddenly jumped into the lake and swam towards the other side of the lake, towards Cao Yan's palace!
It was a serious harem. Normally, even eunuchs were only allowed to enter and exit the place where the twelve or thirteen-year-old Huangmen were allowed to enter!
Dozens of important court officials were like wild boars in spring, spraying white foam from their mouths, roaring indiscriminately, and swimming toward the most heavily guarded back house in the human world with red eyes.
Cao Yan, shirtless and dancing, came to the lake. He suddenly picked up a huge durian and pointed at a government official who had just swam out of the lake not seven or eight feet away and laughed: "Dear gentlemen, Throw it to your heart’s content!”
More than 30 kilograms of durian, full of pimples and thorns, flew out with a roar, and hit the face of the long-bearded doctor with thin skin and tender flesh.
His face was covered with blood, and three big teeth were missing. He was a dignified political official and a serious official in the Jin Dynasty. He didn't even hum. He fainted with blood vomiting from his mouth, and his body sank stiffly into the lake.
Many civil and military officials on the shore laughed wildly, and fruits, wine bottles, wine jars, and all kinds of precious fine porcelain tableware were smashed into the lake with the sound of breaking wind. Thousands of civil and military ministers from the Jin Dynasty joined forces and smashed the water in the lake. Dozens of important court officials were beaten until they fainted and sank in just a few breaths!
Many eunuchs and maids rushed to rescue people in lotus boats, smiling and busy.
In the sound of "crack", countless wine bottles and plates were smashed on the lotus boat. The eunuchs and palace maids cried and fell into the lake one after another, and they hurriedly swam away into the distance.
Dozens of important court officials rolled their eyes and quickly sank to their knees. Their bellies bulged and they drank a lot of cold water.
After struggling for a long time, and seeing that they were about to die, dozens of unlucky guys were picked up naked. Regardless of their status or noble birth, each of them had their legs tied with ropes like dead pigs. Hanging upside down on the flower tree indiscriminately.
These important officials of the imperial court were spitting water, vomiting and coughing like crazy.
Next to them, famous celebrities from various major academies were writing "Ode to the Princes of the Imperial Court Sinking in the Lake." A minister who was good at calligraphy and painting looked at the water-vomiting courtiers hanging upside down in the tree and quickly drew wonderful pictures...
The emperor of the Jin Dynasty, Cao Yan, got countless clothes made of white linen from nowhere. A group of ministers who took the Five Stone Pill wore hemp and wore mourning. They followed Cao Yan and set up a mourning hall under the flower tree. They all twitched. , the courtiers who were vomiting heavily thought that they were their dead ancestors, and a group of "filial sons and grandsons" began to cry and worship in mourning!
There was a lively cry and shouting here, and a large group of court ministers over there who were officially taking effect from the medicine had already hugged the maids, eunuchs, or courtiers around them. Everyone had charming eyes and flushed faces. Some in-depth exchanges began!
Well, in the Jin Dynasty, Long Yang's love among courtiers was also extremely elegant, and it could be called the most elegant hobby in the past hundred years!
When Lv Gu and Hong Gu, led by Cao Xian, hurried to the flower garden, what they saw was such a smoky atmosphere with no respect for superiors and inferiors, a complete loss of dignity, and an almost insane atmosphere!
Suddenly, he saw Cao Xian. A tall, dignified, gentlemanly middle-aged man hugged a little eunuch with a reddish face in one hand, and came towards Cao Xian with a smile. .
"Prince, Crown Prince! My little girl is thinking about the prince day and night, and she has no sleep at night! The prince is old, so Jinyang Palace should have a mistress! If the prince doesn't mind my little girl... "
Cao Xian raised his foot and kicked the courtier in the face, knocking him unconscious.
"Haha, Sima of the Dynasty! Well, his daughter wants to enter my Jinyang Palace wholeheartedly, but Master Du Qing should know that if my Jinyang Palace is to have a mistress, there must be only one person!" Cao Xianqing said deeply. Looked at the green girl handsomely.
"Now is not the time for children to love each other!" Green Girl looked at the crazy and absurd civil and military ministers of the Manchu Dynasty in the garden with a hint of despair: "They..."
"They have always been like this!" Cao Xian looked at the courtiers who were rolling around on the ground with a complicated expression. They had completely lost their minds because of the power of the Five Stone Pills, roaring like animals and smearing mud on their bodies: "This is my big brother. Jin celebrities, everything they did today is the most elegant behavior of the Jin family and scholars today!"
"It's just that their identities are here. Ordinary people can't see what they do on weekdays!" Cao Xian said coldly: "But if the father summons them, they will naturally be happy to come to the palace and share them with him. The most powerful new five-stone elixir that the alchemists around me have recently refined is said to be able to make people live forever!"
"They are the princes of the Manchu Dynasty who control the governance of the eight thousand states of the Jin Dynasty and the life and death of hundreds of millions of people?" The corner of Lu Gu's mouth twitched, and her body trembled slightly: "Du Qing only heard about it a little bit, and just thought that It’s because some incompetent dandies from aristocratic families act like this…”
"They are the elites of the Jin Dynasty who control the governance of the eight thousand states of the Jin Dynasty and the life and death of hundreds of millions of people!" Cao Xian folded his hands in front of his chest and looked at the famous celebrities rolling on the ground coldly: "So, Huai Why does the king dare to peek at the emperor's throne? Isn't this a matter of course? Just these... pigs and dogs, do you expect them to resist King Huai? "
"Prince Huai?" Lu Gu laughed miserably, with an extremely desperate smile: "Compared with what I want to say, Prince Huai is nothing more than..."
Shaking her head, Lu Gu grabbed Cao Xian's wrist: "Your Highness, for the sake of the livelihood of the people of Jin Dynasty, Your Highness dares to... raise an army and Qing Jun's side?"