In Ribuck Coffee Shop, on a sofa near the counter, Champagne was wearing a waiter's apron, but he was lazily leaning on the sofa, holding a copy of the latest issue of "ELLE" magazine in his hands, and was reading intently.
Behind the counter, Yaya stood there with a flushed face. There was a thin laptop in front of her. She looked a little nervous, her fingers were a little stiff, and she didn't seem to understand how to play with such a new gadget.
The person standing next to Yaya as her mentor is actually... Fatty!
The fat man's face was filled with excitement, and the smile on his face was just like trying to please him. He was helpless, standing next to the goddess in his heart. He almost didn't know where to put his hands, but he was a little confused about whether to laugh or cry.
"Well, Miss Yaya, well, that's not how computers are used..." The fat man was frustrated: "It will definitely not work if you press CTRL+C on the computer keyboard at home, and then press CTRL+V on the computer in the store... Ah no, no, even the same article won't work... Ah, no, no, no, it's not a computer but a high-end computer, no matter how expensive the computer is, it won't work... "
Yaya looked a little depressed and glanced at Fatty: "Ah... am I stupid?"
The fat man quickly puffed up his chest, shook his head hard and said loudly: "Of course not! Our Miss Yaya is the smartest girl in the world! Whoever dares to say you are stupid, I will fight with him now!!"
Having said that, the fat man looked at Yaya's face as white as gelatin at close range, and couldn't help but swallow, the fat on his face trembled, and he said cautiously: "Miss Yaya, let me teach you how to use the OFFICE system again, okay? "
As he said that, he subconsciously looked at Yaya's delicate little hands on the counter, and suddenly a thought came to his mind: If I teach Miss Yaya how to use the mouse when using OFFICE, will I have the opportunity to touch Miss Yaya? little hands
When he thought of this, the fat man's face suddenly turned as red as Guan Gong, and his whole body felt as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and his energy suddenly lifted! But then he saw Yaya looking at him with innocent eyes, and his soft voice was a bit concerned: "Fat brother, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? I think you don't look well."
There was a rattling in the fat man's throat. Looking at Yaya's eyes as pure as white snow, he suddenly felt a little ashamed in his heart. He couldn't help raising his hand and slapped himself twice, cursing in his heart: You bastard. ! How dare you have blasphemous thoughts towards such a pure and noble goddess as Miss Yaya! Kill you! Kill you!
He slapped himself three or four times in one go, and the fat on both cheeks suddenly swelled. Yaya was stunned and couldn't help but said "ah": "You... you..."
"It's okay..." Fatty's eyes dodge: "There are mosquitoes."
The champagne man who was reading a magazine on the sofa next to him was laughing so much that he rolled into a ball on the sofa and said with a smile: "Don't be surprised, the fat man is sick again."
"Sick?" Yaya frowned and thought for a moment, stretched out her delicate palm, gently touched the fat man's forehead, and then looked into the fat man's eyes: "Are you sick?"
The fat man was so ashamed that he wanted to find a hole and crawl in. Looking at Yaya's beautiful face, his heart was beating wildly. Suddenly he shouted "Ah", turned around and ran away from behind the counter. He ran out of the way and rushed into the backcourt, shouting: "Miss Yaya. I'm sorry! It's all my fault!!"
"Hahahahahaha..."
Champagne laughed so much that she fell down. Looking at Yaya who looked confused, she stood up and walked over. Across the counter, she reached out her hand and pinched Yaya's small and straight nose, and sighed with a smile. : "Oh, you are such a charming little beauty, no wonder men are fascinated by you."
Yayao blushed, turned her head to avoid Champagne's hand, and hesitated: "Sister Champagne, what did you say..."
Champagne looked at Yaya and said with a smile: "Look at you, you are so beautiful at such a young age. In two or three years, when your figure grows, won't it turn all living beings upside down? Alas, that is Chen That little bastard Xiao doesn't know how to cherish, but he is willing to leave a little beauty like you at home all the time. He is so cruel! If it were anyone else, I would wish to be tied to you every day. Holding it in my hand is scary I dropped it, but I kept it in my mouth for fear of melting."
Yaya blushed with embarrassment, not daring to look into Champagne's eyes, and said coquettishly: "Sister Champagne..."
At this moment, a dissatisfied scolding came from the backcourt: "Hey! Fatty, why are you so crazy!"
Then I saw Baicai running out with sweat on his forehead, a bit of anger on his face, sleeves rolled up, hands still wet. After rushing out, he looked at Champagne and Yaya: "Do you know what Fatty does?" He was so fascinated that he knocked over a pudding I had been working on for a long time! I was so angry!!"
Champagne supported his chin with both hands and stood there with a smile: "Our 'fat brother' is sick. It seems to be a similar disease."
When she said 'Fat Brother', her tone imitated Yaya's pure and innocent tone, which made Yaya blush. But then this innocent little girl's face suddenly darkened, and she was stern. Looking at Champagne, he actually said with a rare solemnity: "Sister Champagne, I don't like this kind of joke! Chen Xiao will be back soon. If he comes back and you still make such a joke, I will be really angry. Got it!"
Champagne was stunned for a moment, but he was not angry, but suddenly laughed a few times, and then stretched out his hand to pinch Yaya's face: "Yi? Our little LOLI is finally enlightened!"
Yaya blushed with embarrassment and almost dropped her head to the counter.
At this moment, the door was pushed open, and Xu Ershao rushed in staggeringly, shouting loudly: "Baicai, Baicai!"
Baicai glared at him and said angrily: "Why are you shouting!"
Xu Ershao walked in with a look of helplessness on his face, nodded to the Yaya Champagne next to the counter as a greeting, walked directly to Baicai, and said with a smile: "Something happened, you Can you go back with me?"
"Going back to where?" Baicai frowned.
"Go back to my house." Xu Ershao coughed: "Well...an elder has come from my hometown and he must meet you."
Baicai suddenly turned red in the face, stamped her feet and yelled: "What are you talking about! You, you, your elders are here, what are you doing to see me! Don't go!"
Xu Ershao smiled slightly, leaned forward, and said with a smile: "You are my girlfriend, and I am the sole heir of the family now. It is normal for the elderly to care."
Baicai said "poof", blushed with embarrassment, and said angrily: "Who is your girlfriend! I never promised you! It's all you who pesters me."
Xu Ershao chuckled and said: "Okay, okay, I won't force you, you are not my girlfriend, you are the girl I like, okay?"
"Bah! The more you talk, the more outrageous it becomes!" Baicai said angrily: "You like it? There are so many girls you like! Just find any one to accompany you back!"
After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave, but Xu Ershao grabbed his wrist. Baicai was so angry that he stamped his feet, but saw this annoying guy with a calm face, looked at him and said slowly: "You are wrong about this. , Baicai, I only like you now, and I will only like you in the future, no one else."
Although his words were soft and not sweet words, his eyes were extremely firm and solemn, especially when he was speaking, even his eyes seemed to be shining with light. This kind of look was something Baicai had never seen in Xu Ershao. Passed.
"Get ready. I'll pick you up in the afternoon." Xu Ershao smiled softly, without asking Baicai whether he agreed or not. He winked at Baicai and turned around to leave.
But Baicai was already stunned, and felt a little confused for a moment, just standing there. Champagne next to him saw this and sighed: "Oh... look, look! Another pure girl's heart has been deceived by this kind of man!" As he said that, he turned to look at Yaya, reluctantly He smiled and said: "You little cutie, you don't have to worry about these sweet-talking bad men. Your brother Chen Xiao will protect you... Haha!"
Xu Ershao pretended to be cool, strode to the door, and then opened the door. He walked too quickly and bumped into a figure who was walking in. As a result, Xu Ershao suddenly felt as if he had hit a wall. Like a wall, a force blocked him back, and he suddenly fell heavily to the ground. He had just put on a cool look, but he was immediately knocked to the ground. He was annoyed and immediately cursed: "Damn it! What bastard can't have eyes!"
He raised his head, but was stunned.
The sun shone in from the outside and was covering this man's body. He was standing at the door. Under the sun, although his face was facing away from the light, the smile on his face was still so clear. He stretched out his hand to Xu Ershao : "Second Young Master, I'm back."
"Xiaowu!"
There was no trace of anger on Xu Ershao's face. He grabbed Chen Xiao's hand and jumped up from the ground. Then the two hugged happily. Xu Ershao hit Chen Xiao in return and looked at Chen Xiao's scolding. Said: "You have been running away for a month! Not even a single phone call! How heartless! Tell me, where have you been hiding this month! Tell me!"
At this time, Yaya behind the counter had come to his senses, and suddenly ran over from inside. Not caring about so many people around him, he opened his arms and ran into Chen Xiao's arms.
Xu Ershao was stunned for a moment, then slowly took a few steps back with a smile on his face.
Chen Xiao was also a little surprised. In his impression, Yaya was not so bold and unrestrained, right
But Yaya hugged Chen Xiao tightly, without raising her head, she just buried it on Chen Xiao's chest. Her small body was trembling slightly, and her shoulders were shaking. When she raised her head, her face was There were tears on it.
"What's wrong?" Chen Xiao asked gently.
"I... I'm so worried about you." Yaya cried and cried: "I always had nightmares a few days ago, dreaming that you encountered dangerous things..."
Seeing the concern in Yaya's eyes, Chen Xiao sighed inwardly, stretched out his fingers to gently flick away the tears from the corners of her eyes, and took out a tissue to wipe her carefully.
Chen Xiao's movements were very natural and smooth, and Yaya just snuggled into Chen Xiao's arms obediently, like an obedient cat, raising her little face and letting Chen Xiao wipe her face. The two seemed to be used to this kind of intimate action, and they seemed to be in perfect harmony.
Baicai stood behind. When she saw Chen Xiao coming back, her face also moved, and she couldn't help but move forward a few steps. Unfortunately, she only took two steps and saw that Yaya had already rushed into Chen Xiao's arms. , seeing the two of them hugging each other, Baicai suddenly felt a bit bitter in his mouth, and couldn't help but reveal a bit of a faint look in his eyes. Suddenly I felt a little discouraged, and I couldn't help but sigh softly.
At this moment, a voice that sounded like a smile but not a smile suddenly came from beside him: "Why is the beauty sighing?"
When he raised his eyelids, he saw Xu Ershao, a guy with a playful smile, standing next to him and looking at him.
Baicai glanced at him, bit her lip, and said nothing.
Xu Ershao's expression at this moment was no longer as frivolous as before. Although he was still smiling, his eyes were clear and sincere. Suddenly, he quietly pinched Baicai's wrist from below, and the two of them started talking. Standing side by side like this, Xu Ershao said softly: "Actually, I know what you have been thinking all along. But, you also saw that there is already someone in that position in that person's arms."
After a pause, he turned around and patted his chest gently: "Well, the seat here is still vacant. It has been reserved for you."
Originally, Baicai's hand was held by him, and she subconsciously wanted to break free. But after listening to Xu Ershao's words and looking at the other party's shining eyes, the thought of breaking free suddenly became much weaker... Her heart was filled with confusion. Involuntarily, he forgot to struggle and let Mr. Xu pull his wrist like this.
…
"Wow! Are these all about gifts?"
Seeing Chen Xiao carrying a mountain-like pile of things in large and small bags from outside, everyone was smiling. The one who smiled brightest was naturally the one with champagne. He patted Chen Xiao on the shoulder hard: "You know what I mean!"
Baicai's gifts were several beautifully packaged food boxes, which contained a variety of Japanese unique dumpling cakes and other delicacies.
A gift of champagne? Chen Xiao took out a stack of product brochures from major luxury brands... huh? Just a picture album? ! Champagne's face suddenly became angry! Fortunately, Chen Xiao presented a Bulgari packaging box in time. After opening it, there was a string of exquisite bracelets inside. Champagne then turned his anger into joy, and regardless of the people next to him, he kissed Chen Xiao hard on the face. For a moment.
As for Second Young Master Xu...
When Chen Xiao took out a lot of packed comic books, Xu Ershao hadn't spoken yet. Champagne, Baicai and others beside him were already curious: "Yi? Comics?"
Xu Ershao laughed: "He is indeed my brother. He knows that I like these things. Well, thank you!"
But at this moment, Baicai was very curious and pulled out a book from underneath. On the cover was a girl with a hot figure, wearing a maid costume - looking at the cover, it was a copy of Kisaragi Qunzhen's "Dance" FAVORITE》! !
The second young master Xu next to him suddenly changed color when he saw it, but before he could stop him, the cabbage had already been opened casually: "Yi, the cover is very beautiful...ah!!"
When she opened the page, she saw that the paper was full of white human bodies, engaging in some of the most primitive XXOO movements of mankind... Moreover, there were countless white men and women on it, and they were all... Group P battle...
Baicai's face suddenly turned red. He threw the book away and spat: "Bah! So it's this kind of thing!"
After saying that, he glared at Mr. Xu: "So you have such a perverted hobby! Humph!!"
Just now, Xu Ershao took the opportunity to hold his hand. A gap in his heart was slightly loosened, and it was closed again immediately. He couldn't help but think angrily: What the hell, just now I actually... Humph, a playboy is a playboy. Young Master, this is simply not trustworthy! He actually likes such obscene things! There are so many men and women together in this painting... This bastard must like this tone! Damn it, I was so soft-hearted to such a bastard just now!
Poor Xu Ershao, after a lot of hard work, he only saw a glimmer of the sun, which touched Baicai's heart a little, but was immediately knocked back to his original shape, and even added a title of "pervert" in Baicai's heart. I'm afraid it's lust. No more tears to cry.
Seeing Baicai stood up angrily and walked back to the backcourt, Xu Ershao looked sad and looked at Chen Xiao resentfully.
Chen Xiao spread his hands and said with a wry smile: "I...don't blame me for this. How did I know that she just picked it up and got such a book."
Xu Ershao has been getting more and more frustrated recently. He waved his hand and immediately put away his depression: "That's all, keep working hard in the future, and one day you will break her heart!"
After a pause, he coughed: "You're back just in time. Come to my house for dinner tonight."
"Oh why?"
"I..." Xu Ershao's eyes revealed a wry smile: "Our old lady is here."
Upon hearing the words "old lady", Chen Xiao's face suddenly changed, showing a dumbfounded expression, and he swallowed: "Old lady? You mean... "
"It's the 'Tai Shang' here! Alas, we have several old ladies at home, but this is the only living treasure..."
Seeing the strange expressions of the two young men, Champagne couldn't help but ask: "What did you say? What's 'too great'?"
Xu Ershao sighed: "An ancestor of our family..."
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Speaking of this old lady, she is not the kind of wealthy old lady with a kind smile on her face who lives in ordinary wealthy families. Speaking of this old lady, it is really... shocking to the world and makes people cry! !
This old lady's surname is Lin. She is more than seventy but not yet eighty. She is the biological mother of the old man Xu Ershao. The old man usually no longer lives in N City, but stays in his hometown in the south. After his son became a tycoon, he did not like to come to a big city like N City. Instead, he still stayed in his hometown because the air in big cities was not good. Okay, I’m not used to it. Xu Ershao's father spent a sum of money to buy a piece of land on the outskirts of the small city in his hometown and built a farm for the elderly to live in.
But if you think that this old lady is an ordinary old man who likes to play with flowers and plants to pass the time, you are totally wrong! ! !
How should I put it? This old lady can be described as a "model of the new era" and a "modern old man" who progresses with the times! !
Do not believe? Okay, just talk about this old lady’s great deeds, it’s enough to scare you to death!
Have you ever seen an old lady who types at a speed of over 180 per minute, chats with three people at the same time on QQ, and plays mahjong on QQ game at the same time
Have you ever seen an old lady with white hair but flying fingers, turning on the speaker, staring intently at the dancing figure on the screen, and playing "Audition" skillfully
Five years ago, the old lady started to contact the Internet. Four years ago, under the pseudonym "Fa Ruxue", she became a famous Internet talent in a certain BBS... Poor little wolves on the Internet, but they don't know that this "Hair as white as snow" actually means... hair as white as snow! !
Three years ago, the old lady started to get involved in online games. At the beginning, she played a famous Korean kimchi game. As a result, she joined a certain guild first and did very well. Later, the old lady watched with cold eyes how other female players in the guild were doing. After a few days, the old lady suddenly became cheerful. In less than a month, the level of the characters controlled by the old lady skyrocketed, and she became the number one female master in the guild.
At that time, even Xu Ershao was puzzled. Finally one day, by coincidence, he saw with his own eyes the content of the old lady's online chat with the boss of the guild while teaming up to fight monsters. Although it was just a glimpse, it was frightening. Xu Ershao's liver and gallbladder were split! !
The content is: "Well, I hate it. I just want a magic defense ring..."
Just this sentence made the audacious Xu Er Shao Lei become burnt on the outside and tender on the inside! !
Xu Ershao later asked the old lady: "How did you fool those guys?" Each of these online game players is better than the last! Some dinosaur women, or shemale men, like to find pictures of beautiful women to trick others into thinking they are photos of themselves, but they are soon exposed.
But the old lady was unanimously recognized by the guild as a great beauty! How did the old man pull off such a shocking scam
The old lady told the truth with her withered mouth:
It turns out that in those days, the old lady got a bunch of photos of girls from Second Young Master Xu’s computer—those photos were all of a beauty from the school that Second Young Master Xu dated during that time, and the photos were all the freshest and hottest, but It's not the kind of old picture that has been circulated on the Internet, so it is naturally easier for people to believe!
What's even more terrible is that the old lady actually targeted her grandson's photo gallery and often ran around to get some new pictures. During that time, Xu Ershao and that chick were having a heated fight, and that chick would take a few new pictures every few days. Send it to Mr. Xu.
For a prodigal like Xu Ershao, the girls he dated were naturally very attractive in appearance and figure.
The old lady was so stupid that she deceived those online gamers and geeks into drooling all over the floor.
The most terrible thing is that one day, Mr. Xu took the girl home to play, and the old lady deliberately pretended not to understand computers, and in the name of coaxing the girl to help her repair the computer, she made the girl sit in front of her computer. While fiddling with a certain software, the old lady was actually being pestered by the people in the guild at that time. She was afraid that the scam would be exposed, so she took this opportunity and turned on the camera.
It is conceivable that when the otakus with green eyes on the other side of the computer saw that the person in the video was indeed a first-rate beauty, they were so excited!
Unfortunately, the screen cut off soon. But just because of this, the female player "Fa Ruxue" has become the most beautiful girl in the server!
In less than a month, the account controlled by the old lady had mastered the three most powerful artifacts in the server. Just when a certain guild boss was excited to make an appointment with the "hair like snow" MM offline, the old lady had already drifted away and never appeared in this game again...
From then on, Xu Ershao respected this old lady in his family like a god! !
Xu Ershao also asked the old lady why she didn't continue playing. The old naughty boy laughed and said, "You and that girl are no longer together, and I won't be able to get new photos in the future. How can you continue to coax these guys?" Little cub?"
Later, for some reason, the old lady became obsessed with Bubble Hall, a place with many girl players. But this time, the old lady changed her identity and continued acting in a male role. He even got an ID that was very popular at the time: "You dare to laugh at Yang Guo but he is not infatuated"!
This time, he openly and openly targeted Second Young Master Xu! He forced Mr. Xu to take a lot of photos, and then had a heated fight with many jealous girls in the bubble hall. Countless Huaichun dinosaurs across from him saw the photos of Mr. Xu sent by the old lady, and they were even more excited. I thought there really are handsome guys on the Internet! I have met such a handsome and handsome man! !
The old lady never stopped doing anything, and even ordered Mr. Xu to help her conduct two video chats. From then on, the resentful women on the Internet believed that the person sitting opposite was a peerless handsome man who looked like Pan An!
What's even more annoying is that in the end, after the group of resentful women got entangled, they held a party. Of course, the old lady herself couldn't show up, but she sent Second Young Master Xu out to attend the party.
Under the majesty of the old man, Second Young Master Xu had no choice but to go there. However, when he saw the group of resentful women, he was so frightened that he peed his pants and ran away on the spot.
After coming back, he only said one thing: "It turns out there are really no beauties on the Internet, only dinosaurs!"
But from then on, the old man finally couldn't continue to hang out in the circle of resentful girls. After getting tired of playing, he finally made up his mind to quit online games.
However, she is not in the world, but there is a legend about her in the world! In a certain game and a certain server, the name "Fa Ruxue" is used. In a certain group at Bubble Hall, the ID "Dare to laugh at Yang Guo without being infatuated" has become a legend...
When the old lady got tired of playing online games, she turned her attention to the booming online novel circle...
It is said that the old lady came to a large literary website like Ruri, and first wrote a few old-school things about the Mandarin Duck and Butterfly brand, but found that there were very few readers.
The old man was not angry. After patiently reading several popular online novels, he suddenly became enlightened: It turns out that the protagonist must be invincible, the woman must be a nymphomaniac, and the enemy must be mentally retarded... I understand!
Subsequently, the old man created masterpieces such as "The Law of Evil", "The Awe-inspiring X", "Fighting the Continent" and so on in one breath, and for a time he dominated the Internet. Just one year later, he closed the book and quit again.
Xu Ershao asked the old lady why.
The old man sighed: "I have to update these useless things every day. I don't have the energy..."
Such an old lady turns into a monster, changing men and women on the Internet, and confuses all living beings...
You said, such an old man has become a spirit
Chen Xiao knew all these great deeds of the old man. At this moment, when he heard that the old lady had come to N City, her expression changed involuntarily: "Your Majesty, she is here. What happened this time?"
Xu Ershao smiled bitterly and told the answer...