"No way, you're not really interested in Lu Xiaoxiao, are you?"
After hearing that Chen Xiao decided to teach Lu Xiaoxiao Kung Fu, Xu Ershao immediately exclaimed and stared at Chen Xiao, as if a flower had grown on Chen Xiao's nose.
Chen Xiao shook his head: "Of course I have a special reason, but... I can't explain it to you for the time being."
Xu Ershao thought for a while and waved his hand: "Forget it! Since you have your difficulties, I won't ask. But you have to be careful, Lu Xiaoxiao is not just a girl you pick up casually. My family has a good relationship with the Lu family. Old Man Lu is very shrewd. If anyone dares to attack his daughter with evil intentions, he will definitely throw them into an iron can, seal them with cement, and throw them into the sea."
Xu Ershao's injury was much less serious than Chen Xiao's, but he sprained his ankle with that flying kick. However, Chen Xiao had bruises all over his body, his originally beautiful face was also bruised and swollen, one of his eyes was swollen, and his chin was broken. Originally, Xu Ershao wanted Chen Xiao to live in the ward of the school infirmary, but Chen Xiao thought that he still had someone at home and insisted on going home.
The impact of this expulsion incident was that for the next two consecutive days, wherever Chen Xiao was in the school, people around him would give him weird looks and point fingers. Chen Xiao didn't need to listen to know what these people were talking about. They were just saying that he was a monster with infinite power...
As for Xiao Qing, it seemed that her "defeat" experience had not affected her popularity in the school at all. Less than a week after joining Kidd, she was already regarded as the most beautiful girl in Kidd by more than half of the male students in the school. Every place in the school where she hangs out: the library, the gym, teachers, restaurants... wherever the beautiful lady Xiao appears, there must be a group of boys following her around.
In just one week, Beauty Xiao broke a new record since the founding of Kidd College: the sales of the four flower shops around the school quadrupled in one week! In Xiao Qing's locker in the girls' locker room in the school, she receives various gifts almost every day: flowers, gifts, chocolates, etc...
I even heard that there was an infatuated rich kid who was shocked by Xiao Qing. In a fit of passion, he spent a lot of money and bought a famous brand sports car as a gift to the beauty, and then invited the beauty to spend a good night together...
As a result, in front of everyone, Beauty Xiao faced the rich kid without saying a word. She just turned around and ran to the school's sports equipment room, brought out a baseball bat, and then raised the baseball bat in front of everyone. Smash that sports car worth nearly one million into scrap metal!
According to the description of Xu Ershao who was present at the time: He could feel Xiao Qing's small universe breaking out from ten meters away. At that time, when he saw Xiao Qing coming out with a baseball bat, he was worried that she would beat someone to death in a rage. Fortunately, She just smashed the car.
The rich kid at the end looked at the sports car that had turned into scrap metal and almost cried. However, Xu Ershao patted him on the shoulder very kindly and comforted him kindly: "Next time, don't give him a sports car, but give him a tank. Tanks are not easy to smash."
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Chen Xiao has been living a very fulfilling life these days. The first significant improvement was that he finally taught Yaya to sleep alone in her own bed - eliminating Chen Xiao's worry that sooner or later he would burst a blood vessel or turn into a wolf.
Secondly, Chen Xiao began to ask Uncle Tian for advice—among the three unscrupulous bosses on Shanwei Street, Chen Xiao is currently the most familiar with Lao Tian, and Lao Tian’s temperament is somewhat similar to that of a good old man without a temper. Therefore, after a few days of contact, Chen Xiao also roughly learned the details of Lao Tian:
This old monster, who is more than 400 years old, was born during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. He was originally a martial arts master, good at swordsmanship, and his swordsmanship was extremely fast...
Well, Chen Xiao admitted that when he first heard these descriptions, he was very doubtful whether Lao Tian's real name was "Tian Boguang".
Lao Tian's power is somewhat special. Due to some unexplainable genetic mutation, his lifespan has become extremely long, and it seems that there have been some changes in the body's metabolism, which has greatly reduced the rate of aging.
In fact, Lao Tian himself has no other special powers: he just lives longer than ordinary people.
But... he is a martial arts master after all! For a normal martial arts practitioner, even if he practices martial arts for a lifetime, it will only last for decades. After more than four hundred years of hard training, even if you are not practicing the Nine Sun Magic Kung Fu, you are practicing chest-breaking boulders... Four hundred years of hard training is enough to create the best master in the world!
In Lao Tian's words, when he was a hundred years old, he still looked like a boy who was less than twenty years old. At that time, he had already mastered the martial arts masters all over the world and was almost invincible in the martial arts! When I am one hundred and fifty years old, I can erase the word "almost". From then on, I have no interest in finding anyone to compete with others, but focus on collecting various martial arts secrets...
Until the end of the Qing Dynasty, firearms took over the mainstream, basically ending the era of cold weapons. After that era, martial arts began to decline.
"There's nothing we can do about it." Lao Tian said in a helpless tone when he talked about this: "Ten years of practicing Kung Fu is not as good as a bullet. Under such circumstances, not many people are willing to put in the effort to practice these hard skills."
After hearing this, Chen Xiao thought for a moment and couldn't help but ask Lao Tian a question: "You said that ten years of practicing Qigong is not as good as a bullet, so you... have practiced for more than four hundred years, can you catch the bullet? ?”
Lao Tian's answer at that time made Chen Xiao break into a cold sweat.
Lao Tian thought about it seriously: "If it is a firearm with a normal firing rate, it will be no problem to catch the bullet. If it is a firearm with a fast firing rate... it will be a little difficult." After a pause, he added: " If you really can't handle it, I can avoid it..."
Dodge bullets... Chen Xiao immediately thought of a classic scene from the movie "The Matrix": the seemingly loyal Lao Tian wore Keanu Reeves's stylish black coat and made the same dodging bullets as in the movie. The posture of leaning back and lowering the waist...
Chen Xiao couldn't help but ask Lao Tian another question: After living for more than 400 years, will he directly "enter Taoism from martial arts", attain Taoism, become an immortal, and enter the level of "cultivation"
At that time, Lao Tian glanced at Chen Xiao with disdain and made only one comment on the issue, patting Chen Xiao on the shoulder: "Read less fantasy novels in the future."
With such a master of martial arts who is the best in the world beside him, Chen Xiao naturally asked Lao Tian for help: Ever since he agreed to teach Lu Xiaoxiao Kung Fu that day, the young lady has been urging herself almost eight times a day, asking when she can start teaching her. Magical power. Chen Xiao is already looking for excuses. If he continues like this, he may be in trouble.
After listening to Chen Xiao's request, Lao Tian smiled slightly and first taught Chen Xiao a set of breathing exercises - don't get me wrong, it's not a magical internal skill, it's just a simple breathing exercise. It's not a martial arts, but a breathing exercise. This ancient health-preserving technique has been lost.
It is said that after practicing it, you can prolong your life. It has significant effects on heart disease, high blood pressure, insomnia, anxiety, etc. It can also improve cardiopulmonary function, and it can also be a beauty treatment for girls.
Chen Xiao shamelessly taught this breathing technique to Lu Xiaoxiao, lying to her that it was a set of supreme magical skills that he had practiced. After practicing to the extreme, he could open monuments and crack rocks with one palm strike. After all, Lu Xiaoxiao had seen with his own eyes the scene of Chen Xiao "throwing away a lot of living people", and he didn't doubt him, so he immediately went back to practice happily.
In addition, Uncle Tian also taught Chen Xiao a set of boxing techniques, which were specially designed for Chen Xiao.
"Your superpower is strength, but it's a pity that you don't have strength. If you don't have skills, you will be in vain when you meet a master of fighting skills. For example, the Xiao Qing in the school you mentioned, from your description, she should be a Lian Jiazi. If you meet such an opponent, no matter how strong you are, it is useless if you can't beat the opponent. Not to mention Xiao Qing, even the guy who practices Hongquan who was defeated by you, if the opponent didn't underestimate the enemy, it would be really useless. Even if he fights you with all his strength, you may not be able to beat him."
Chen Xiao understands this truth. He is like a three-year-old child wielding a heavy hammer. Empty strength is not enough.
Therefore, he honestly learned the set of boxing techniques from Lao Tian - this set of boxing techniques was not complicated. Taking into account Chen Xiao's basic skills, Lao Tian also chose a set of simple moves that were most suitable for taking advantage of his strength.
"This set of Kung Fu is called 'Bang Da', and I created it by myself when I was two hundred years old. In fact, it is not self-created, because my practice is mainly based on Qin Zi, and my understanding is not superior. This set of 'Bang Da', I combined some more powerful moves from Tongjiquan, Pigua, Hongquan, Shaolin Quan, etc., and made some modifications to blend them together. But for your conditions, it is the most suitable."
Although Chen Xiao did not practice martial arts, after all, Taekwondo is also a type of fighting skill. After practicing for a few days, it seemed to be similar.
Over the past few days, Zhu Rong and Gonggong had taken turns secretly monitoring the client at Lu Bancheng's place. Unfortunately, the opponent who was blackmailing Lu Bancheng had not made any new moves for many days. Zhu Rong and Gonggong were helpless - including Lao Tian, the three of them were not good at spiritual abilities and could only defend passively.
But fortunately, the three old guys have plenty of time. They do this job not only to make money, but also to pass the boring time, so it doesn't matter if the time drags on a little longer.