The man in the robe is a middle-aged man in his thirties, with scars on his face and a hoarse voice.
Shen Cong raised his QJ88 machine gun, aimed at the opponent, frowned and responded: "Who are you?"
"You can call me chief." The middle-aged man received Shen Cong's response and immediately continued walking to the King Kong. "Wow, it's not easy to meet a normal person here. My friend, what do you call me?"
Shen Cong replied coldly: "Who are you?"
"Me?" the chief said as he walked. "Before the end of the world, I was a walking corpse who could not find the meaning of life. After the end of the world, I was the chief of the tribe, a prophet who guided the fallen orcs towards the light with love. My friend, I Seeing that you are also a human being, have you found the meaning of your life?"
What bullshit is the meaning of life.
Tribes, orcs, you must have played "World of Warcraft" too much.
Shen Cong silently labeled the chief a "madman": "Okay, you have already reached twenty meters, don't go any further, or you will bear the consequences."
When it comes to neurosis, you definitely need to keep your distance.
"Friends, refusing to hug like this is a sign of lack of love. We should put down our guard against each other and communicate well. After all, the end of the world has come. Both humans and orcs should put aside their previous disputes and unite and cooperate to fight against natural disasters. A threat, isn't it?"
If the word "orc" does not appear in this sentence, it is still a normal sentence.
Shen Cong looked at the chief. He didn't know whether he was a normal person or an evolved person. He had no signs of mutation in his appearance.
"Don't come within 20 meters without my permission. I don't want to repeat it a third time."
"Friend, it's not good for you to say this. Let's do this. In the name of the orc warchief, I announce the conclusion of a friendly treaty between the orcs and humans. Can you let go of your guard? Not yet? My friend, you ask me to do this. It’s very difficult, I have tried very hard to interact with human beings with love.”
Shen Cong didn't say anything about this. Maybe this guy was crazy, but he still had to be vigilant.
In fact, Shen Cong felt that all this was just a disguise. This guy might be using this disguise to confuse others and make people think that he was a crazy lunatic, so they would relax their vigilance.
Shen Cong has seen this kind of routine many times.
He held a machine gun and asked in a cold tone: "Are you enslaving orcs?"
"Slavery?" the chief exclaimed in exaggerated humiliation, "No, no, no, no, my friend, this is a huge misunderstanding. They are orcs, not half-orcs. Half-orcs are dirty, lazy chickens. We orcs It is a race as advanced as humans. I am the great chief of the orcs and their prophet. How could I enslave them? I love them."
"Being chained and beaten with a whip is also love?"
"This is the tradition of the orcs, my friend, I love you deeply. When we orcs passed through the Dark Portal, we hurt our brains. I must use some unconventional means to tame their wildness and let them restore their original appearance. .”
Shen Cong suddenly said: "There is a body of an orc at your feet. I killed it."
The chief immediately said sadly: "Their souls will return to Draenor, where they dream. Don't be sad, don't be confused, my friend, this is the fate of the orcs."
Shen Cong twitched his lips: "Don't pretend to be crazy. How did you survive here after the apocalypse? How did you enslave the orcs?"
"Friend, let me say it again, they are orcs, not half-orcs. Half-orcs are an insult to us, please take it back."
Communication with psychopaths seems to have reached a dead end.
Shen Cong felt that this was a waste of time, so he fired two shots, hitting the rocks around the chief: "You are an orc, please change your skin to green!"
These two shots shocked the chief, and he shouted: "Don't shoot, my friend, the orcs come with love."
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Shen Cong fired two more shots: "Try saying something to me about orcs again!"
"Okay, okay, okay, don't shoot, I'm not an orc, I'm not an orc." The chief immediately held his head and shouted in fear.
Isn’t it great to communicate like this
Shen Cong patted the machine gun: "Now, can you tell me what you have experienced and why you came here this time?"
The chief said dejectedly: "You win. I am not an orc chief. My name is Sun Laiqun, who lives nearby. I was the only one who survived in the neighborhood after the catastrophe. There are many scary big bugs outside. Fortunately, I live in On the island in the middle of the lake over there, insects can't crawl over, and occasionally one or two come over, but I kill and eat them all."
The big bug he mentioned should be the big stag beetle.
Sun Laiqun continued: "Then one day, a man came. I thought everyone was the same kind, but he wanted to bite me to death. I kicked him into the water, then tied him up with a chain, and found that he was not a human being. Orcs. Then more and more orcs came, and I always thought it was the Warcraft that invaded our earth."
Shen Cong did not interrupt his strange imagination.
Sun Laiqun seemed to be immersed in his own story. He sat down on the ground and said, "Because there was no one else and there were bugs outside, I didn't dare to wander around, so I had to stay on the island in the middle of the lake. Gradually, I discovered that these The orcs are conscious, so I trained them to listen to my commands, and these orcs later listened to my commands."
"I think I really should be the orc warchief! Only I can lead the orcs to glory. As long as you give me an orc army, I will put down the natural disasters! Let the world be full of peace, and the orcs and humans be full of love!" Sun Laiqunyue The more excited he gets.
"Have you mutated?" Shen Cong interrupted his fantasy.
"What kind of mutation? I'm a human, not a monster."
Shen Cong nodded secretly. He indeed found no signs of mutation in Sun Laiqun, and his physical fitness was not higher than that of ordinary people. He should not be an evolver.
However, an ordinary person enslaved half-orcs and allowed half-orcs to trick the King Kong. This made Shen Cong secretly wary.
This ordinary person may not be as ordinary as he appears.
At this time, Sun Laiqun began to babble about "orcs" and "love" again, calling himself the orc chief, a prophet who would lead the orcs out of disaster.
Shen Cong ignored this and just asked some questions he wanted to know, such as: "How many orcs are there on the island in the middle of the lake?"
"Many, many, orcs are endless. You will always encounter them in some corner of the world."
After two sudden shots, Sun Laiqun quickly changed his mind: "You killed nine, and there are seven left. There are only seventeen orcs in our tribe!"
"Have you seen the convoys fighting here, heard the bombs?"
"I only remember that the Archmage was fighting with the Lich King."
After two sudden shots, Sun Laiqun hurriedly changed his story: "I didn't see it, I just heard the explosion. There were a lot of big bugs at that time, and I didn't dare to go out."
More than a dozen bullets were wasted one after another, and no useful information could be obtained from Sun Laiqun.
Just when Shen Cong was about to ask the last question, Sun Laiqun suddenly stood up, pointed at Shen Cong through the car window, and shouted: "Where is my son? Where are you going with my son?" (To be continued.)