It was not Fang Niu's original intention to get up from the warm kang at two o'clock in the morning.
If possible, he doesn't want to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But he really couldn't bear it anymore, his stomach was throbbing, and farts came out from time to time, making his ass tight.
After lingering on the bed for a long time, seeing that the shit was about to burst out, he didn't dare to be lazy anymore, so he quickly put on his coat, picked up his mobile phone and ran into the yard.
In rural areas, toilets are generally located in yards.
He ran to the gate, and beside the gate of the yard, there was a squat toilet.
He hurried in, closed the door, and as soon as he took off his pants, the dirty things that had been held in for a long time fell down in a splash.
Immediately, his stomach felt much better.
While excreting reincarnation of five grains, Fang Niu felt that the toilet was eerie, so he turned on his mobile phone and swiped HD. code beauty pictures.
Even when you're on the bathroom, it's a pleasure to watch beautiful girls. He was looking very cool, but he didn't expect to be naked in many places. Among the girls, there was a hideous and terrifying picture of ghosts, which scared him so much that he almost dropped his phone into the latrine.
Holding the phone steady, Fang Niu cursed angrily in his heart, and greeted all eighteen generations of grandsons and ancestors who posted ghost pictures.
Then, he closed the webpage angrily, not daring to read any more posts mixed with ghost pictures.
After closing the browser, Fang Niu opened another forum and began to read jokes and jokes. After watching, a message popped up on his communication software, which made him enter curiously.
[Guess who: You're awake. ]
Seeing this familiar screen name, Fang Niu immediately realized who this was.
This one is called 'Guess who I am', and they are diehard fans of Bai Cui's live broadcast room. They joined their live broadcast group very early, and they are usually very active in the group.
Even Yanglan Village was introduced by "Guess who I am", and he was the enthusiastic audience member.
Although this 'Guess who I am' is very poor, has never tipped them, and doesn't even know if he is a man or a woman, but such a fan cannot be perfunctory at will, otherwise it will be even more terrifying if the fan turns black.
Anyway, he still has to squat in the latrine for a while, and chat with him.
So, holding the phone with both hands, Fang Niu typed on it—
[I'm little black brother: I'm awake, what's the matter? ]
[Guess who I am: that post is true, there are really ghosts in Yanglan Village! ]
Seeing this, Fang Niu was speechless. He really thought these fans were boring. Is it interesting to always be scary
He sneered, and replied on the phone: "Big brother, don't scare people in the middle of the night, I'm taking a shit, and the shit was almost broken by you!"
[Guess who I am: don't you believe it? ]
[I'm Little Black Brother: I can't believe it if I'm an individual. In the middle of the night, if you say this is infiltrating or not, stop it. ]
Fang Niu chatted with 'Who am I', and he reckoned that he would have to squat for a while, and was going to turn off the mute after squatting, so as not to talk nonsense with this night owl who didn't sleep in the early morning.
But as he chatted, he felt something was wrong.
A new piece of news firmly attracted his attention.
[Guess who I am: there is a ghost in the village, because I made that post. ]
Seeing this, Fang Niu couldn't help being surprised.
He thought of the old lady who ate live chickens, the children playing ball in the cemetery at twelve o'clock in the morning, and the bloody nursery rhymes the children chanted.
Originally, after he fell asleep, he forgot about these weird things and almost forgot about them.
But now seeing the word 'ghost', that unease resurfaced again, making him suspicious.
Could it be that there are really ghosts in Yanglan Village
At this time, Fang Niu didn't care about the reincarnation of the five grains anymore. He kept typing on his mobile phone in a squatting position, wanting to ask for clarification.
[I am Little Black Brother: Brother, could it be that you are the one who escaped from Yanglan Village? Is someone really missing in your village? ]
[Guess who: A lot of people are missing. ]
[I'm Brother Xiao Hei: But the people in your village say that no one is missing in the village at all, you're not bluffing me, are you? ]
[Guess who: none of them remember. ]
Seeing this, Fang Niu really believed it.
In ghost movies, it is a common practice for the protagonists to lose their memories after the ghosts kill people.
If there are ghosts in the village, it is very possible that the ghosts have the ability to make people lose their memory.
However, thinking of this, he was a little angry again, and he typed word by word: "I know there are ghosts, so why didn't you tell us earlier? Let us come here to broadcast live!"
[Guess who I am: there is a ghost, so you are allowed to come. ]
[Guess who I am: You come so I can kill you! ]
Just kidding, he must be kidding!
It is obviously the system's default bold text, and the hyphenation is the default, but Fang Niu is extremely terrified when he sees such a simple two lines.
At this time, a gust of wind blew by, making him chilly.
He turned his head suddenly and looked at a small window above the toilet. The small window let in the wind, but fortunately, there was no one on the window.
He must be scaring me on purpose!
Fang Niu was a little relieved, but his mood was completely disturbed by the series of words of "guess who I am".
Neither he nor Bai Cui are timid people, and even if they are timid, they don't know how to do supernatural live broadcasts.
However, the premise is that there are no ghosts in the world at all, and the situation in Yanglan Village is really weird, which makes him a little bit unbearable even for a big man.
"Guess who I am" It's okay if you don't say it, the more he said, the more he couldn't help thinking wildly, the more he thought about it, the more terrifying he was, almost frightened to death by his own guessing.
With only one coat on, Fang Niu couldn't help but feel shivering.
He clapped his hands, thinking that this 'guess who I am' is really crazy and can't be led into the ditch by him again.
Although he felt a little uneasy, his instinct told him not to ask any more. Fang Niu was afraid that the more he asked, the more frightened he would be, and he would not be able to sleep at all tonight.
So, he decided to ignore this psychopath and talk about it tomorrow morning.
But he didn't type, but two more messages suddenly appeared on the screen—
[Guess who I am: Do you want to see a ghost? ]
[Guess who I am: I'm standing outside the door. ]
Fang Niu looked at the door tremblingly, but the door of the latrine was made of wood, so he couldn't see what was going on outside at all.
How did he know there was a door near me
Yes, he must be cheating on me! As I said before, I am going to the toilet. There must be a door near the toilet!
But in an instant, Fang Niu suddenly remembered something.
He flipped up the conversation frantically, to the previous chat history.
He stared at the first message sent to him by 'Guess who I am', his face was numb, like a dying zombie, but his eyes were full of fear!
"you're awake."
It turned out that this was not a question, but a statement.
The person who sent this message wasn't sure if he was awake at all, but was very sure that he was already awake!
who? Who is it
Is it really...
Fang Niu trembled in fear, and was so frightened that he almost lost his grip on the phone.
But soon, two pieces of news that frightened him even more appeared.
[Guess who I am: open the door! ]
[Guess who I am: open the door! ]
Fang Niu pressed the phone and didn't dare to look at it any more.
He was terrified all over, but he gritted his teeth and pulled the grass-yellow toilet paper, wiped his butt twice indiscriminately, then hurriedly pulled up his pants, squatted aside and shivered, not even daring to flush with water, let alone go out.
He couldn't see the scene outside, but he could feel that there were really people outside!
In other words, there was a ghost standing outside the door!
Fang Niu felt terrified at the thought of ghosts guarding the door.
He held his breath and said nothing, for fear that the ghost would push the door open and come in.
Fang Niu huddled in the hut, making up his mind that he would not leave until dawn and other people went to the bathroom.
However, after a while, something happened that made his catalog tearing apart——
The door is slowly opening!
Fang Niu thought of something, and hurriedly planned to call his girlfriend, hoping that Bai Cui would wake up others and tell her and the group of passengers to come and rescue him.
However, as soon as he entered the password and unlocked the phone, the door was completely opened.
Fang Niu raised his head stiffly, looked at the bloody ghost at the door, opened his mouth to shout for help, but completely lost his voice.
He was pinched by Li Gui.
Like a dead chicken, he was lifted into the air and struggled desperately, but what made him even more frightened was that no matter how much he kicked, there was silence around him.
He kicked the big tank of water fiercely, but the sound disappeared without a trace as if it had been absorbed.
Everything is like a dumb show, only he, a clumsy clown, is performing funny performances.
Fang Niu was completely desperate.
Being grabbed by the throat by the ghost, his face turned blue, his eyes widened in fear, and he slowly lost consciousness...
Li Gui threw Fang Niu to the ground like throwing garbage.
On the icy land, Fang Niu is like a deflated balloon, the flesh and blood are constantly sinking, and soon even the bones disappear, leaving only a thin piece of human skin.
Li Gui stood aside, grabbed the human skin casually, and shook it in the air.
After a while, the deflated human skin was filled with air again, swelling and puffing up like a balloon. In a blink of an eye, the human skin became a square cow again.
Except for those vicious eyes that are exactly the same as those of Li Gui. This 'Fang Niu' is no different from the previous one.
Eyes, nose, mouth... Even the clothes on their bodies are exactly the same.
Li Gui put down the oxen, and soon disappeared.
As for 'Fang Niu', he showed a malicious expression, first went back to the toilet, and flushed the latrine with a ladle.
Then, he opened the door heavily and closed it again. He acted like he had just gone to the toilet, took his mobile phone, walked across the yard very naturally, returned to the room where Bai Cui slept, and lay on her bed. beside...
…
"Fang Niu?" Kunta asked in a low voice in the east room.
Bai Yan nodded without making a sound, and continued to stare at the hem of the curtain. Judging from the sound, Fang Niu should have gotten up to go to the bathroom, and there was nothing unusual about it.
However, he was alone after all, so he had to be vigilant.
After writing this down, Bai Yan continued to stare at the window without moving. From time to time, he glanced at the other people in the room to make sure that nothing happened to them, that they hadn't been dropped silently.
The long vigil was finally over.
It was five o'clock sharp.
Bai Yan was so sleepy, he rubbed his red eyes, and woke up the sleeping Ye Shangyu: "Don't sleep, get up and change shifts."
Ye Shangyu was confused for a moment, then immediately got up and opened his eyes.
When she was fully awake and her eyes regained focus, Bai Yan pointed to the window, motioning her to stare there.
Then, Bai Yan lay down flat, closed his eyes tiredly, and his breathing quickly became even, even the crowing of the rooster in the chicken coop in the yard did not wake him up from his dream...
It was already half past ten in the morning when he was called up again.