After being woken up from a hangover, Tao Zhiyue felt dizzy and dazed.
Last night's chaotic dream was still lingering in my mind. The sound of an electric drill coming from somewhere next door made me dizzy.
Tao Zhiyue opened his eyes, lay on the bed and stared at the ceiling, feeling confused as if he didn't know what year it was.
He thought for a long time before he remembered what happened last night.
He first took a taxi from the game exhibition to the company, discussed games passionately with Mr. Guo and others for a while, and then went to eat barbecue with his colleagues...
In the frenzy of beer and barbecue, he seemed to have drunk a lot of alcohol, but he had no recollection of what happened after drinking. His memory only stayed at the moment he picked up the glass and drank it all.
Tao Zhiyue felt a little regretful. He rarely drank like this. The last time he drank so much that he lost his memory was several years ago when he graduated from college. His roommates at the time teased him about this for a long time. He asked himself what he did after drinking, but no one was willing to tell him.
So until now, Tao Zhiyue still doesn’t know what he will become after drinking.
After lying in the quilt feeling depressed for a while, Tao Zhiyue mustered up the courage to pick up the phone next to the pillow.
Anyway, he doesn’t have the contact information of his colleagues, so no one will laugh at him remotely before he goes to work... right
Tao Zhiyue picked up the phone tremblingly, only to find that it was turned off due to lack of battery, and a large hollow battery appeared on the screen.
… What did he do with his phone yesterday? How did it run out of battery
Tao Zhiyue had no choice but to get up, charge his phone, go to the toilet, and wash up.
When he came back, the phone had turned on automatically. Tao Zhiyue took a casual glance at it while biting a piece of bread, and was almost shocked.
Why are there so many APP message prompts on the lock screen? !
He put down the bread with a look of shock, picked up his mobile phone, and became more and more confused the more he looked at it.
[Orange Jam: I’m Lin Jiajia, from the art team, please remember to leave a note.]
[Orange Jam: Brother Tao, howl in the mud.]
[Guo: /Hold fist]
[Guo: Have a good rest today!]
[I can’t be bald: Let’s drink together next time, hehe.]
[I can’t possibly be bald: Brother Tao, I didn’t expect you to have this side of me!]
[Wei Guang: Hello, Xiao Tao.]
[Weiguang has become your friend, let’s start chatting!]
[Gugugugu has become your friend, let’s start chatting!]
…
Tao Zhiyue's whole body froze.
If everyone hadn't called him Brother Tao or Xiao Tao, Tao Zhiyue would have thought that he had taken someone else's phone by mistake.
How come he suddenly added so many interesting PP friends
Tao Zhiyue's face was full of pain. He slowly entered the unlock password, and was very reluctant to face this unfamiliar scene.
He paused and watched with trepidation.
Yesterday he added at least a dozen colleagues as friends, and now there are still seven or eight rejected friend requests lying in “New Friends”.
He even joined the company's PP group, which now has over 99 messages in it. Fortunately, he has the habit of setting the do not disturb function when joining the group.
After finally flipping through the unread messages full of red dots, there was nothing overly explosive. The most exaggerated thing was that Wang Heng said excitedly that he didn't expect he still had this side of him. Tao Zhiyue breathed a sigh of relief.
I slid my finger down, and the conversation box with HR came into view.
[hr: Voice call ended]
Tao Zhiyue's pupils trembled and he suspected that he was hallucinating.
He opened the dialog box with trembling hands, and then saw the very simple system prompt at the bottom.
[Call duration 539:18]
There is also a cute phone icon next to it.
Tao Zhiyue: !!!!!!!!!!!!
He suddenly loosened his grip and the phone fell to the table with a clatter.
He must be dreaming, and it was a nonsensical nightmare, which would be fine once he woke up.
Tao Zhiyue walked back to the bed with light steps, kicked off his slippers, lay down, pulled the quilt over his head, and closed his eyes.
A few minutes later, the phone rang with a crisp message alert tone.
Tao Zhiyue secretly peeked out from under the quilt and glanced at the table.
The phone maintained a difficult upright position, the screen lit up, and a new pp message popped up.
It's over. It's not a dream.
After drinking, he had a phone call with his secret crush for 539 minutes and 18 seconds, and it seemed that he didn't hang up until his phone ran out of battery and turned off.
And Tao Zhiyue had no impression of this and had no idea what he said.
At the same time, the message from Wang Heng, who was impossible to be bald, kept repeating in his mind: Brother Tao, I didn't expect you to have this side! I didn't expect you to have this side! This side!
So which side did he show to HR
Tao Zhiyue felt that this would probably be the most socially fatal thing in his life.
After lying collapsed on the bed for at least twenty minutes, Tao Zhiyue finally regained a little courage to face reality.
At worst, he can just abandon the account and run away, then register another PP account and start a new life.
The cell phone rang again. Tao Zhiyue comforted himself and picked it up while gritting his teeth.
Both are messages from HR.
[hr: Good morning^-^]
[hr: Fell asleep again?]
It looks like everything is normal.
… Maybe the recording of this voice call is a system failure
Tao Zhiyue took a deep breath, stretched out his stiff fingers, and typed out a reply at a snail's pace.
[Tao: Good morning.]
hr replied immediately.
[hr: Did you sleep well yesterday? Did you wake up with no headache today?]
Fantasy shattered.
It doesn't seem to be a system failure. HR knows that he drank yesterday.
Tao: Did I call you yesterday
Tao: Am I drunk and crazy
Tao: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
Tao: Can you just pretend nothing happened? Please qaq
Tao Zhiyue typed the message over and over for a long time, his fingers became numb from pressing the delete key, and he did not dare to send any message.
HR seemed to notice his confusion and took the lead in bringing up what happened last night.
[hr: I called you last night, do you remember? ]
It was actually HR who called him
Tao Zhiyue felt that his image could still be saved.
[Tao: I don’t remember_(:3∠)_]
hr quickly sent a brief explanation.
[hr: It’s okay, we chatted for a while, and then we both fell asleep accidentally, so we forgot to hang up in time. ]
[hr: cat giggles.jpg]
Tao Zhiyue felt like he was alive again.
[Tao: I drank too much yesterday. Sorry, I didn’t say anything wrong, did I?]
[Tao: If I have offended you, I would like to say sorry first.]
[hr: No.]
[hr: No need to be sorry.]
[hr: However, drinking is harmful to the body, so it is better to drink less in the future^-^]
Tao Zhiyue could finally take off the mask of pain. He breathed a long sigh of relief and expressed his gratitude from the bottom of his heart.
[Tao: Thank you!]
[Tao: Did you come to me yesterday because you were in trouble? I may not have been able to help you at that time. If you still need help now, you can tell me.]
[Tao: I will try my best.]
HR seemed to think for a moment before answering.
[hr: Yesterday there was something that bothered me, but Dr. Tao helped me solve it.]
Tao Zhiyue was stunned.
[Tao: Really? I have no impression of that…]
[hr: It doesn’t matter, as long as I remember it. ]
[hr: It’s great to meet Dr. Tao.]
Looking at hr's sincere words, the long-lost feeling of guilt once again filled my heart.
Tao Zhiyue suddenly felt sorry for him. He shouldn't have used this purely playful name, spent so much time with the other party, and always let the other party call him doctor.
[Tao: Well, actually I’m not a doctor…]
[Tao: There is no Seventh Mental Hospital in Jinbei City, nor is there a Director Tao. This forum ID and my reply to you at that time are actually internet memes. But my last name is indeed Tao.]
[Tao: I’m sorry.]
Tao Zhiyue was prepared to be blamed and couldn't help but close his eyes.
When I opened my eyes again, I saw the other person's calm reply.
[hr: It’s okay, no need to say sorry to me.]
[hr: So what does this joke mean?]
[hr: star eyes.jpg]
Tao Zhiyue was surprised at first, and then fell into a subtle dilemma. He felt it was not appropriate to say it directly, so he could only say it in a tactful way.
[Tao: It’s hard to explain. Why don’t you search this sentence online: Hello, how long has this situation lasted?]
[Tao: Then you will know what it means...]
After a while, hr replied.
[hr: I searched for a danmei novel. What is danmei? ]
[Tao: … ]
[Tao: Forget it, stop searching and forget everything you just saw.]
[Tao: Probably just mocking others for being weird.]
[Tao: I didn’t mean to say that to you. I really thought you were fishing. qaq]
[hr: So that’s how it is.]
[hr: But among so many people who responded to my post, in the end, only you, Dr. Tao, were willing to believe me.]
[hr: If only Dr. Tao were a real doctor, I wouldn’t be the only lucky patient.]
Tao Zhiyue's fingers trembled and a slight blush quickly appeared on his cheeks.
He typed the words haltingly.
[Tao: Why do you still call me Doctor Tao…]
[hr: To me, you are a doctor^-^]
The feeling of blushing and heartbeating from the night before came back again, and Tao Zhiyue stared blankly at this simple and warm smiling face.
There was obviously no fancy rhetoric, but what this person said always made him feel very happy.
[hr: Besides, I don’t think anyone in your life would call you that.]
[Tao: ... No.]
[hr: Then this is my exclusive name.]
[hr: Little Bear Spinning.gif]
Tao Zhiyue tried hard to suppress his thoughts and tried not to get distracted by every word that HR said.
[Tao: OK.]
[Tao: From now on, no matter where you need help, you can come to me if I can help.]
[Tao: Except chasing girls... because I have no experience.]
He added the last sentence quietly, with a hint of jealousy that only he could detect.
[hr:! ]
[hr: I forgot to tell you that day, the person I like is not a girl. ]
[hr: It’s a boy.]
[hr: I will pursue him through my own efforts.]
Tao Zhiyue was stunned. Before he could react, he saw the new message he had sent.
[hr: Doctor Tao, you didn’t notice anything different about me.]
Seeing his words, Tao Zhiyue subconsciously scrolled up and down, and then clicked on his profile page from the avatar.
The page refreshed instantly, and the rustic scenery that had originally appeared in his eyes disappeared, and HR's profile picture turned into a bunch of beautiful cartoon flowers.
The style of the bouquet is very lovely, with gorgeous colors of pink, purple, yellow and white, and the petals are soft and covered with crystal dew.
It was the bouquet that the hedgehog quietly placed at the door of the brown bear's cabin in the animal island in the dead of night.
[hr: I changed my profile picture.]
[hr: These are the flowers given to me by the person I like.]