"Did Liu Bawang also go up the mountain yesterday?"
"Really?"
"He's dead!" Someone immediately gnashed his teeth, "My uncle's home is in the next door Beicun. That Liu Qiang, relying on his relative being the village chief, has been bullying the village. Last year, he beat my uncle, saying that my uncle stole his chickens. Bah! It was clearly him who wanted to steal my uncle's chickens!"
"Everyone is afraid of him because he is a martial artist. No one from the two villages can beat him."
"Hehe, I didn't expect that God would take care of me in the end."
"Who said it was God? It was a demon! I heard them say that it was a mountain demon that ate his intestines!"
All of a sudden, everyone's skin started to stand on end, and they felt a chill in the air.
"Early this morning, the Liu family went to the town to invite a fairy to exorcise the evil spirits. Those who are harmed by monsters need to be exorcised, otherwise they will turn into man-eating zombies. Moreover, it is said that brother Liu Qiang was also scared away by monsters, and his soul needs to be summoned."
Everyone's face tensed up, and they stopped talking with a look of horror. When it comes to ghosts and monsters, they can't help but feel creepy, as if they will be stared at by ghosts if they say one or two more words. It was almost noon, but everyone felt that the sun was eerie.
The sun was getting higher and higher, and the whole village was filled with cicadas chirping. A group of shirtless village kids carrying bamboo poles ran past He Shiqi's thatched cottage, laughing and busy catching cicadas.
Lian Youyou was sitting on an armchair in the small, shabby courtyard of He Shiqi's house, eating melon seeds and drinking tea.
He Shiqi stood beside her happily. When she finished her tea, he poured her some more. When she was tired of cracking melon seeds, he peeled them for her. His service skills were perfect.
Lin Yu Niang and Mr. He stood trembling with fear on the side, having looked at Lian Youyou for a long time.
Lin Yu-niang tugged at Mr. He's sleeve. Mr. He swallowed his saliva and took a step forward bravely: "Ms. Lian, where is your home? Let's... let A-Qi take you back..."
Lian Youyou smiled: "Old scholar, there is a saying that it is easier to invite a god than to send him away. Last night, you locked me and Aqi..." Lian Youyou patted He Shiqi on the side, "You locked us up together, don't you just hope that I can become He Shiqi's wife and take good care of him after you die?"
The two old men began to shiver again. How come Lian Youyou knew everything
Lian clapped her hands leisurely, stood up, stepped onto the armchair with one foot, and stood tall on the armchair, with her right hand OK in front of her body, and her left hand OK placed to the side, her hair flying in the breeze, and suddenly, she actually showed the dignity of a goddess.
When the old couple looked up at her, they were dazzled by the golden sun above her head, and they noticed that Lian Youyou was also covered in a circle of golden light.
"I am the true God. I know your wishes. I cannot be Ah Qi's wife, but I will continue to take care of Ah Qi..."
"Ah - no, no -" the old couple shouted hurriedly together, waving their hands, "We will take good care of him ourselves, don't worry about him, young lady." If the fool is handed over to the silly girl, won't he starve to death
Lian Youyou raised her eyebrows, put down her standard technique, jumped off the armchair, put her hands on her hips and looked at the old couple depressedly: "I said I am a god, why don't you believe it? I tell you, I have a divine beast! I'll show it to you right now!" Lian Youyou began to pick at her chest.
The old couple had already started moving towards He Shiqi, each holding one of He Shiqi's arms, ready to run away at any time.
Lian Youyou touched her whole body, her hand stopped at her waist, and she smiled. She licked her lips, took out something from her waist, turned around and put it in front of the old couple and He Shiqi: "Look! The divine beast Black Flame!"
The old couple took a closer look and said, "Oh my! No one would believe Lian Youyou if they didn't say she was a fool this time!"
What she held in her hand was clearly just a black wooden sign in the shape of a cat! Moreover, the carving was extremely crude, with a simple cat face carved on a round black wooden sign. It was like during the Chinese New Year, when adults used red dates, peanuts, and sesame seeds to make a kitten's face on a white flour cake to cheer up children.
Seeing the wooden plaque that Lian Youyou said was a mythical beast, Mr. He and Lin Yuniang felt relieved again. Even if this was a witch, she was a stupid witch.
"Okay~~~Okay~~~" He Shiqi clapped his hands, "Black Cat can be good friends with Ergou and the others, hehe."
Lian Youyou saw that the old couple didn't believe it, so she shook the wooden sign in her hand: "You don't believe it again, right? This guy was flattened just like me. He was unlucky and fell on his face. It's like a cat is flattened vertically from head to toe." Lian Youyou said while gesturing. She gestured the size of a cat, then clapped her hands, as if she was flattening something. When she opened her palms, she found the small black wooden sign in her palms.
The old couple He shook their heads repeatedly. Lian Youyou's stupidity was far better than their Ah Qi, so they were no longer afraid. It seemed that the stupid monster was not dangerous, just like a stupid rabbit, you would not be afraid of it.
"Don't underestimate him, he was the son of the Demon God in the Demon God Realm!" Lian Youyou became more and more excited as she spoke. She waved her right arm, raised her face 45 degrees, and began to act like an epic movie. "He is extremely handsome, with black hair like a galaxy waterfall. In the black, there is a faint starlight. This starlight is the perfect oily sheen of his fur when he is in beast form. His hair is very smooth, very soft, and very nice to touch..."
"Bilibala——" Suddenly, a suona sound came from the clear sky.
Lian Youyou immediately turned around and smiled, "It's lively." She immediately jumped to the door and saw a team marching along the village road in the field.
Gongs, drums and suonas lead the way, the seven-star sail flag flies, two flower boys scatter flowers to pave the road, strong servants lead the ox cart, and a middle-aged Taoist nun dressed in a flowery costume sits upright on the ox cart.
The Taoist nun had her hair tied up in a high bun, wore a green Taoist hat for women on her head, a pink Taoist robe on her body, a circle of flower feathers around her neck, and a white cloak fluttering in the wind.
The Taoist nun's face was as white as snow, her cheeks were rosy red, there were three lotus marks between her eyebrows, her eyes were closed, and the lotus finger of her right hand was upright in front of her body, exactly the same as what Lian Youyou did when she pretended to be a goddess just now.
"Hehe." Lian Youyou looked at the technique and laughed. She leaned against the door with her arms folded across her chest, and a playful look flashed in her bright eyes.
When the old couple He and He Shiqi heard the sounds of gongs, drums and suonas, they also came to the fence to watch the fun.
As the queue moved forward, more and more people joined.
All the villagers in the fields and workshops ran out and followed on both sides.
There were no entertainment programs in the small mountain village on weekdays. It was rare for a fairy to pass by, so of course the whole village would come to watch. So, everyone brought their families, some asked their sons to call the third aunt, and some asked their daughters to call the sixth aunt, and they all came to see the fairy. (To be continued)